Liu Xiu carried his backpack and went to the underground garage. He pushed the motorcycle out and was about to ride it out when he was suddenly surrounded by more than ten people.
"Cousin! Cousin, cousin." The group of people talked at once. Liu Xiu finally understood. He had promised them to buy an iPhone, so this group of people had specially waited.
Liu Xiuzai counted them carefully. There were about 16 people in total. There were his cousins, cousins, Chang Sisters, and Chang Siblings. They were all related to him by blood and were his relatives.
"Good, good, good. Which one of you knows how to drive a Hummer H1?”
"Cousin, does a tractor count? The tractor prince of my village.”A cousin said proudly. Liu Xiu sighed and said,"Capture Situ Bu 'er."”
Situ Buer had drunk too much, but he was stimulated by cold water. He screamed and woke up. Then, he sat in the driver's seat. Liu Xiu wanted to bring someone to shop, and he insisted on coming no matter what. So, what was left was a nephew of about seven or eight years old? He was the grandson of Father Liu's eldest brother's son.
Liu Xiu felt a headache when he heard this. He got on the motorcycle and said to Liu Longhao,"Hold him tighter. Don't lose your nephew.”
"Uncle, I'm not afraid. I often fall off my motorcycle. I'm fine! Uncle, can you buy me a game console later?”The little boy said bravely. Liu Longhao laughed and rubbed his head, then said to Liu Xiu,""Brother, it's okay. We're all cockroaches, superhumans who can't be killed!”
"Alright, get in the car and let's go."”After Liu Longhao and his nephew got into the car, Liu Xiu rode past the Hummer H1. Looking at the car full of people, he said to Situ Bu 'er, who was smoking casually,"If anything happens to you, don't follow me anymore!”
"Brother, trust me." Situ Bu 'er patted his chest. I'm the God of Racing!"
"Stop talking nonsense and be more attentive. Go to the business street!" Liu Xiu thought of a good place and rode on the road.
It was the first day of the Lunar New Year, and it was usually closed for business. However, Liu Xiu knew very well that if business came to his door, he would accept the dead.
Many shops on the commercial street opened downstairs and ate and slept upstairs. They ate and lived in the shops.
He only hoped that nothing would happen. In the end, Situ Bu 'er got excited when he drove the Hummer H1 on the road for the first time. He accelerated and forced some small cars to do so. He was extremely arrogant. The people in the car were either excited or scared, shouting and screaming.
"Calm down!" Liu Xiu shouted at the side. Don't drive so fast!"
Situ Bu 'er pretended not to hear him and shouted,""What, brother? You said drive faster? Got it!"
Liu Xiu wished he could chase after him and kill him. Fortunately, God bless him, nothing happened.
The business street was bustling with people. A red behemoth suddenly barged in. Everyone looked on in surprise as people " crawled " over.
Liu Xiu also caught up. Without a word, he rushed over and wanted to beat Situ Bu 'er up. If he had gotten into a car accident just now, he would be in trouble. With so many relatives, his uncles would probably die.
"You bastard! Can you be more serious? She's almost 30 years old!" Liu Xiu tightened his grip on Situ Bu 'er's neck.
Situ Bu 'er could still laugh and said,"I will always be 18 years old, young and cute. My heart will never grow old!"
Liu Xiu let go of this bastard and counted the number of people. He said,"Come, follow me. Don't get separated. If you get separated, call my parents or my parents.”
"Brother, what should we do if we don't have a phone?”A few of the younger ones did not have their phones, so they shouted.
"You'll have one soon, so don't get separated before you have a phone. Otherwise, we won't be able to find you." Liu Xiu threatened. He brought a large group of people to the digital plaza on the commercial street. It was also open on the first day of the new year, so there were quite a number of people. It was also true that there were more people during the new year, so business was more important.
Liu Xiu led everyone to the place where the iPhone was sold and said,"Choose whatever you like. If he had brothers and sisters who didn't come, he would also choose one for them.”
"Oh oh! That's great!" Everyone cheered and went to pick what they liked. The waiter was busy.
"Brother, can I pick one too?" Liu Longhao said eagerly.
"Don't you have two?" Liu Xiu asked. What else do you want?"
"Bring it back to show off." "Please, brother!" Liu Longhao begged.”
Liu Xiu nodded. By the way, Long Hao, what does your sister do at home? Is it hard?"
Liu Longhao picked up his phone and thought for a moment before saying,"My sister, my parents, and my family are all farming. Of course, farming is my dad's business.”
Liu Xiu nodded." That's good. But why are you using idioms?"”
Liu Longhao picked up an iPhone and put down the other one. He thought about which one he wanted and said,"I learned it from Second Brother Bu. He said that it was more cultured this way. Brother, which one should I buy?" As he spoke, he looked at Liu Xiu. Liu Xiu naturally understood what he meant.
Liu Xiu shrugged.”
Why would he care about an iPhone or two?
Liu Longhao continued to ask for the game console. His nephew was already holding onto one excitedly. The game console that the waiter showed him was going crazy.
Liu Xiu took a look. Everyone was very excited and was picking out what they liked. "Xiao Hao, what's the relationship between my family and your family?”
Liu Longhao didn't know how to think, but he said,""Of course, brother. My grandfather's father and your grandfather's father are brothers. Therefore, we are relatives. Right?"
Liu Xiu thought about it. Indeed, this generation was too far away. It was almost the Qing Dynasty.
"Brother, brother, we've bought it." A few relatives walked over and said excitedly to Liu Xiu. Liu Xiu waved his hand and said,"Continue to choose. Tablet, laptop, game console, choose anything you want. But hurry up."
The relatives were even more excited. When they heard that time was limited, they immediately found the best and most expensive ones.
Hehe. Liu Xiu smiled. Liu Longhao whispered to Situ Bu 'er,""What's wrong with Brother Liu Xiu? His smile is so scary.”
"Waiter, wrap it up.”Situ Buer said to the waiter. He glanced at Liu Xiu and said,"Little fatty, that's called a smile. Do you understand?"
"No, Second Brother, you're underestimating me."”
Situ Bu 'er observed Liu Longhao's expression. Seeing that he didn't look like he was lying, he nodded and said,"Not bad. Please continue to work hard. I have high hopes for you. Your flirtatious appearance and unrestrained bearing are half of my standards. Good luck."
Liu Longhao nodded and clenched his fists. He held the iPhone in his hand and said,"When I go back, I'll use my iPhone to wave it around and I'll become tall, rich, and handsome.”
Situ Bu 'er rubbed his chin and sized up Liu Longhao's figure."This is the first time I've seen you so fat.”
At this moment, Liu Xiu saw that it was almost time and shouted,"Everyone, hurry up. We still have to buy other things."
Everyone immediately sped up, and the goods quickly piled up into a small hill. The manager was all smiles as he instructed the fastest waiter to quickly calculate the amount. In the end, 18 people spent 534,000 yuan in ten minutes.
Liu Xiu swiped his card and left with everyone. "Bro, it's 534000 yuan!" Liu Longhao exclaimed along the way. You didn't even blink. You're really unrestrained, full of aura, and you're the only one who's supreme.”
Liu Xiu glared at Situ Bu 'er. He had bought the most iPhone and tablets, as well as laptops, game consoles, and digital cameras."Big Brother, can you not teach Lil Hao bad things? Using idioms indiscriminately is called cultured?"
Situ Bu 'er looked at Liu Xiu as if he was illiterate until Liu Xiu said,""What do you mean? Why are you looking at me like that?”
"Ignorance isn't your fault. The important thing is that you're ignorant and refuse to admit it."”
Liu Xiu immediately distanced himself from this chattering monster. Liu Longhao looked at Situ Bu 'er with worship.
"Pick whatever you like." Liu Xiu brought his men into a specialty store. Of course, it couldn't be compared to the top brands, but the price was still 400 to 500 yuan. His relatives were overjoyed. Liu Longhao took off his pants, threw away his down jacket, and changed into new clothes. When he found suitable clothes, he brought them over. The waiter was so busy that he was sweating profusely. He wished he could beg his grandmother and grandfather to serve this group of people with more hands.
In the end, almost all the clothes in the shop were sold out. The owner was a beautiful girl. She calculated the amount happily and ended up with 231,500 yuan.
Liu Xiu swiped his card and went out. He said to Situ Bu 'er,""Call a big truck and three taxis.”
"No problem." Situ Buer nodded and started making calls with his new iPhone. He pulled out the SIM card of his old phone and threw it away.
"Let's put the clothes on the Hummer first.”As Liu Xiu spoke, he directed his excited relatives to put the goods into the Hummer. On the roof of the Hummer, there were four to five hundred bags of clothes. Then, they entered a shoe store and said,"Let's go shopping. If you see something you like, take it down. Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma, brothers and sisters who aren't here, buy it for them.”
"Long live! Brother, that's great!" The relatives excitedly went to sweep again. Liu Longhao worshiped and said,"Brother, you're too amazing.”
Liu Xiu interrupted him and said,""Your sister will go to Song Jiang with me tomorrow to sweep through the luxury goods stores. A pair of Italian crocodile shoes there costs tens of thousands. That was what it meant to be powerful. Do you want to go?"
Liu Longhao almost fainted. His dark and fat face and eyes were staring straight ahead. He swallowed a few mouthfuls of water and said,"Brother, can you hit me?" I feel like I'm dreaming."
Situ Bu 'er slapped him and said,"How is it? Don't blame me for being cruel. You're not dreaming.”He then said to Liu Xiu and almost knelt down."Brother. You have always known my sincerity. My loyalty to you can be seen by heaven and earth, and the sun and moon can shine…"
"You go too. You'll be in charge of driving. Your wife will go too.”Liu Xiu had long wanted to train Situ Bu 'er into his number one confidant. It was not because Situ Bu' er was a green light talent, but simply because with such a shameless person by his side, wouldn't Liu Xiu be infinitely wise and tall?
Then, Liu Xiu picked out shoes for Liu Xiaoqian and instructed Liu Longhao to buy shoes for his parents. It was the same as buying clothes just now. This way, the uncles and aunties would also be pleased.
Ten minutes later, the shop was cleaned out again. They spent more than 240,000 yuan. The big truck had arrived, and there were three taxis. Situ Bu 'er paid a high price of 1,000 yuan per person. Of course, Liu Xiu paid the bill in the end.
Everyone moved the goods into the big truck together, filling two-thirds of the big truck. Liu Xiu thought about it. There was a big supermarket nearby, so he should buy some food. "Contact another truck, no, three!" he said to Situ Buer.”
Then he said to his relatives,"Let's go to the big supermarket on another street." Hurry up and buy whatever you want. There was no need to look at the price, just the time. It was 3:45. I'll give you half an hour to go shopping. I emphasize time! It's time for me to leave. You guys pay the bill yourself!”
"Go shopping? We know about the big supermarket. They have everything? Buy everything?"
"That's right. I'll buy anything and take whatever I want. The only requirement is speed, speed, speed!”
"Long live! Brother Liu Xiu is so cool!" Everyone was shouting wildly. Even the youngest nephew was jumping and shouting wildly with a game console in his hand. Just now, the little guy was also desperately buying things, regardless of whether he could wear them or not.
After entering the supermarket, Liu Xiu said,"Go ahead and buy whatever you want!"”
Liu Longhao and Situ Bu 'er led the way to the most expensive place. One of them rushed to a large number of local health products. He thought that these were the most expensive. Situ Bu' er was a local, so he naturally knew that imported products were the most expensive. There were imported chocolates, imported coffee, high-grade cigarettes, and red wine.
He was quite loyal. When he saw Liu Longhao desperately moving a few boxes of health supplements, he couldn't help but say angrily,"Idiot, those are less than a few hundred yuan. The imported chocolates cost 30 yuan each and 300 yuan for a pack. Come here quickly. Take the cigarettes and high-class alcohol. Don't be stupid. This is our only chance. We're going to rip off that fat sheep, Liu Xiu!”
"Brother, I'll bring the health supplements over first." Liu Longhao was too greedy. We can't waste it."
Situ Bu 'er rolled his eyes. He went to snatch his things. This idiot really didn't know how to make choices. Time was limited, and he threw away a watermelon for a sesame seed.
Liu Xiu stood at the cashier's counter and was only responsible for paying by card. The person in charge of this large supermarket had heard the news and came over.
"Isn't this the great archaeologist, Teacher Liu Xiu?" Your arrival is really a great honor for our shop!”
Another person who liked idioms. However, it felt good to be called teacher. Liu Xiu nodded and pretended to be humble.""You're flattering me. I should be the one feeling honored and grateful for shopping at the biggest supermarket on this street.”
"Hahaha!" The two of them exchanged pleasantries, and the few waiters beside them looked at each other. Liu Xiu was indeed as the Internet said, the hypocrite emperor.
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