At this moment, the big screen showed the photo of Zhu Jun that had just been captured by the cameraman.
Zhu Jun's eyes were wide open and her mouth was wide open. She looked so shocked that an egg could fit in her mouth.
"Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore. Is Big Brother Zhu Jun that funny?”
"Me too. If you say you're shocked, then be shocked. You're secretly shocked! It was even captured by the cameraman!"
"I think we should add chicken drumsticks with the cameraman.”
"Yes, everyone, let's call on the director to give this cameraman a chicken drumstick!!”
"It feels like this year's Spring Festival Gala has changed dramatically! He's not as serious as before."
"That's right. It's already so happy at the beginning. I'm looking forward to what will happen after the skit and crosstalk?”
Zhu Jun and Zhou Tao introduced the following programs.
The two programs in a row were slightly formal programs that praised the motherland.
Everyone could understand this. As long as the entire audience was not so serious and dull, everyone could accept it.
After the two songs ended, Sabaineng and Dong Qin walked out.
"Old Sa, have you seen any news recently?”
"I read the news every day. Which one are you talking about?" Sabainiao asked with a puzzled expression.”
"It's the problem of whether to help him or not!”
"Tell me, how did the current social atmosphere become like this?”
Dong Qing said regretfully.
Sabaineng nodded heavily and said,"Then let's enjoy the skit 'Help or Not' next."”
The netizens looked at each other when they heard what Sabaineng and Dong Qin said.
"Are they talking about that matter?”
"That's right. It must be that matter. It was the sensational news back then.”
"Sigh, I really can't say now. I don't know if the bad guys have all become old.”
"In the future, who would dare to help you when you encounter such a thing when you go out?!”
As the netizens discussed.
The curtains on the stage slowly opened.
Shen Tong was wearing a green military coat and pushing a bicycle with a crooked front tire slowly onto the stage.
"Hahaha, it seems that Shen Pain's situation is not light!!!”
"Are you racing with me? Even the front tires are crooked?"
"This is making me laugh to death!!!”
As Shen Tong entered the arena, the audience burst into laughter when they saw his miserable appearance.
Shen Pain pushed the bicycle with the crooked front tire as he walked.
"I have one biggest flaw, and that is that I'm too nosy.”
"I saw a car with its trunk open on the road just now. I was chasing after it on my bike and wanted to tell someone.”
"In the end, he braked suddenly and I went into his trunk.”
"Just as I crawled out, a kind-hearted policeman came over and patted me on the shoulder.”
"I lost two hundred yuan. Don't you think I'm being nosy? I swear, if I meddle in other people's business in the future, my name won't be Hao Jian. My name will be Extremely Cheap!”
As Shen Tong spoke, coupled with his cheap expression.
Instantly, the audience burst into laughter.
"Eh, he's really racing with someone! It was just a four-wheel race! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"
"Did he go 120 miles per hour on his bicycle? Otherwise, why would the wheels be in such a state!!”
"Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore!"
At this moment, Ma Li also stepped up from behind the scenes.
She staggered as she walked and then fell to the ground with a thud.
"Ouch, ouch." shouted.
Shen Tong looked around as if nothing had happened."I didn't see anything?" Then, he continued pushing the cart forward.
Ma Li,"Aiya…"
Shen Pain: Aiya…
Ma Li,"Aiya…"
Shen Pain: Aiya…
Ma Li,"Oh my god…"
At this moment, the two people on the stage began to echo each other.
The audience couldn't help but laugh as they watched the two of them go back and forth.
"These two people are simply a living treasure. I really have to hand it to these two Sixth Brothers!”
"Don't say, this skit really follows the current situation!”
"Isn't this similar to the news earlier?”
"Yes, yes, yes, that's the basic meaning!!”
At this moment, Shen Tong pushed his bicycle and sighed. He turned around and said,"You win. Auntie, are you okay?"
As the skit continued.
Shen Pain was also a kind-hearted person.
However, Ma Li immediately identified him as the person who knocked her down.
Shen Pain: Aiya, then quickly take a look and see if it's broken? Does it hurt?
Ma Li,"Aiya, my elbow!" Oh my, my Polengale! Aiya, my lumbar disc! Aiya, it doesn't hurt at all…
Shen Pain:(Speechless) No, auntie, it's already this time, don't use the elimination method. Since it doesn't hurt, let's see if we can still walk.
Ma Li,"I'll try."
Shen Pain: Hey, slow down! (Mary turns 360 degrees) Aiya! You can walk, but you're walking according to the clock!
Ma Li,"Aiya, why does my hip bone suddenly hurt?"
Shen Pain: " That's for sure. It was grinded when I was spinning just now. It's good that it didn't catch fire." Come, auntie, let me help you up!
Their performance made everyone laugh.
"Aiyo, aiyo, I can't laugh anymore. These two people are too funny.”
"It's already good enough that he didn't catch fire from the f * cking spinning. How fast does he have to spin!! Hahahaha!"
"Ma Li is also funny. Aiyo, I have to elbow him! Oh my, my Polengale! Aiya, my lumbar disc! Aiya, it doesn't hurt at all!"
"Divine sentence, don't use the method of elimination!"
"Aiya! You can walk, but you're walking according to the clock! Ma Li was also able to do 360 circles!!”
"These two people are amazing. Who did this skit?”
"I think I saw it when I was at the front. The screenwriter seems to be Yuan Wen.”
"What is it? This skit was created by Yuan Wen?"
"Isn't he the director? Why do you even know how to compose skits?"
"I can say weakly that I remember Yuan Wen was also the creator of that 'Flying Apsara'.”
"What is it? No way! I don't believe it. This can't be true!!”
"I don't believe it either. I would believe it if you said that he could compose a skit as a director, but how could he know how to dance?”
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