Realizing that he had guessed correctly, Li Dagang almost exploded on the spot!
He thought about the big bowl he had just eaten.
He couldn't help but feel a little lucky.
"It's okay. I might have only missed this small piece!”
He swallowed and poured out the remaining pieces from the bowl.
He poked it a few times with his chopsticks, and his face instantly turned red!
F * ck, this place is full of sh * t.
Thinking of the large intestines he had just eaten, he could not help but retch.
He had eaten so quickly and so well just now.
He ate a little too!
At this moment, he felt his scalp go numb.
He wanted to reach into his mouth and take out what he had eaten.
He wanted to vomit, but nothing came out.
His throat hurt a little because of the inflammation.
To ease the pain in his throat,
He opened the iced red tea that was delivered and drank it in one gulp.
He drank more than half of it in one go.
His tongue finally reacted. The taste of the tea was very pungent.
"Damn it, what's going on? Is this urine?"
Li Dagang couldn't hold it in anymore. He threw away the iced red tea in his hand, covered his mouth, and rushed out of the duty room.
He had just walked out of the door and did not even have time to go into the toilet.
His stomach was so disgusted that it turned upside down. He could no longer hold it in and directly spat it out!
A few meters away from him, Su Yan was using his phone to broadcast live.
Just now, whether it was this guy stealing takeout or eating large mouthfuls of intestines, they were all broadcasted live.
"Damn it, it's too disgusting. I can't take it anymore. I want to throw up!”
"Those who secretly eat takeout should eat sh * t. Why don't you go to hell?”
"Next time, I'll add shit to the takeout too. Let's see who dares to steal.”
"666, the host is too showy. I'm a student, so I'll just give you a ten-yuan gift.”
Looking at these comments.
Su Yan hurriedly shouted,
"Don't send gifts to underage students. I'm going to deal with this scumbag. Brothers, continue watching the show.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Yan had already run to Li Dagang.
At this moment, Li Dagang almost vomited his internal organs.
He was vomiting so badly that he could smell the sour smell from two to three meters away.
Su Yan pretended to be anxious and shouted,
"Help, someone has food poisoning.”
They lived in an old neighborhood that had been built for almost twenty years.
The people in the neighborhood were very familiar with each other, and the relationship between the neighbors was also very good.
Su Yan shouted loudly.
Not long after, the surrounding residents surrounded them. There were a total of 20 to 30 people.
"Aiyo, what happened?"
"What did you eat? Why is it so smelly? It smells like shit."
"This is pig intestines. It stinks. Did you not wash it clean?”
The group of people discussed one after another, but no one was willing to step forward to help.
That was because he was not very popular.
Many residents had forgotten to bring their access cards, but he pretended not to hear them.
They could only wait for those who had access cards to enter.
If you don't help others normally, who will be willing to help you when you're in trouble?
Li Dagang vomited for a long time and felt a burning pain in his throat. It was because he had vomited out his stomach acid when he vomited just now.
When he recovered his senses, he realized that Su Yan was standing beside him.
He couldn't help but be furious. This bastard, it was all because of the takeout he ordered!
I won't let this go until I pay 10,000 yuan today!
Just as he was about to rush in front of Su Yan and ask for compensation,
Suddenly, he felt a sharp pain in his lower abdomen, as if something was about to spew out of his butt area.
Obviously, the food he had just eaten contained E. Coli.
The effect of this thing was just like croton powder. It couldn't be stuffed!
This force was too powerful. Li Dagang did not have the time to reason with Su Yan.
He clutched his stomach and wanted to find a washroom.
But there was a saying:
He could hold his pee, but he couldn't hold it in!
He had only taken a few steps when he couldn't hold it in anymore.
Although his constrictor muscle was desperately trying to stop that irresistible force.
However, in his short life, Li Dagang had long understood the truth that human strength was sometimes limited. At the risk of being exposed in front of everyone,
Li Dagang walked forward with difficulty.
At the same time, he carefully squeezed out a fart.
He wanted to reduce the pressure on his lower constrictor.
But the president of the United States once said,
Don't believe a fart when you're on a roll!
This fart undoubtedly brought a lot of trouble to Li Dagang.
When this fart broke through the barrier,
Then, a series of farting sounds rang out, and…
"F * ck! This guy pooped in his pants!"
An old man in the neighborhood immediately smelled an unpleasant stench because he was too close.
Everyone could see clearly that there was a large yellow spot on Li Dagang's butt, and it was getting bigger and bigger.
At this moment, this guy was like an alchemist. The poisonous gas floated along the way!
The people behind him all avoided this area.
Li Dagang had completely lost control of his constrictor muscle.
After a few steps, everything in his stomach spurted out from his crotch.
The people in the neighborhood were all honest office workers. When had they ever seen such a scene?
A few old men could not help but roll their eyes and retch.
"I can't take it anymore. It's too smelly!"
"Who will help him call 120? This person has severe diarrhea."
"You haven't pooped in three days, right? Otherwise, why would he poop so much? It was really a sin.”
Everyone was forced to retreat by the stench.
Su Yan did not have the slightest bit of pity when he saw this.
How could such a scumbag sympathize with him?
He picked up his phone and looked at the live broadcast room.
The audience cheered.
"This brother is too good at pulling."
"Haha, poop whatever you eat!"
"Serves you right! Who asked him to steal it!"
Looking at the laughter in the live broadcast room, Su Yan smiled and said,
"Don't worry, this matter isn't over yet. Let's continue watching the show.”
Now, he was just punishing this guy for stealing takeout and obtaining additional mission rewards.
His mission was to expose this guy and send him to the police station.
Su Yan had already recorded the scene of this guy stealing takeout and was about to call the police.
Li Dagang, who was covered in a stench and had weak legs, walked towards him!
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