In the next moment, everyone began to retch.
Mo Yan, who was sitting across from him, also took a deep breath. He instantly felt as if his entire body had been emptied.
'F * ck, this bastard ate steamed buns with chives and eggs in the morning. Isn't the chives smell a little too strong?'
It was only now that he finally understood what this Descent of Misfortune skill was all about.
However, was the skill that he had drawn with 10 Fanatic Points only this powerful?
Mo Yan couldn't help but wonder.
In the next second, Mo Yan knew that he was wrong.
Puff!
Puff!
bú
bú
……
On Fan Tong's side, it was as if he had unlocked the skill of firecrackers, continuously releasing the prehistoric power in his body.
In the end, even the stool under his butt emitted a turbid yellow gas that was visible to the naked eye.
Fan Tong bit his lower lip tightly, trying to control the current chaotic scene.
However, he bit his lips until they were bleeding, but he could not control them at all.
He could only sit there and grab his thighs tightly so that his constrictors could work.
Not long after, the entire Chanel counter was filled with smoke and a foul smell. It was filled with the smell of chives and rotten eggs.
In the end, the store manager couldn't take it anymore. He walked up to Fan Tong and said,"Sir, this is a public place. Please restrain yourself.”
"If you really can't do it, then go to the bathroom.”
If he let Fan Tong continue like this, the entire shop would not be open for business today.
The shop was so smelly, who would dare to come in?
Even though the manager had already said it very tactfully for Fan Tong's sake.
However, Fan Tong still stared at the store manager fiercely without saying a word.
Do you think I don't want to go? The problem is that I can't get up.
At this moment, Fan Tong had already mobilized all the strength in his body to ensure that the rear court was not lost.
At this moment, he had already imagined the scene inside his body.
"Brother, open the door, I want to go out!"
Who are you?
[Shit: I'm a fart, let me out.]
"Sorry, I can't afford to gamble!"
He didn't dare to gamble. It would be fine if it was just a fart, but if it was sh * t, then his, Fan Tong's, illustrious reputation would be at stake.
Moreover, Huang Yali's ex-boyfriend, Mo Yan, was sitting opposite her, staring at her with a sly smile.
If she lost the bet and he took a photo of her ugly appearance and posted it online, how could she still have the face to live in the world?
Even if Mo Yan wasn't around, there were still many people in the Chanel store. He couldn't even shit his pants in front of these people.
Just like that, Fan Tong stared at the female store manager fiercely without saying a word.
The female store manager was also in a difficult position.
However, if she allowed him to continue indulging, the boss knew that he would definitely not let her off.
Just as the two of them were in a deadlock, a mall security guard in a security uniform walked in.
" What's going on? I saw the smoke alarm in this shop from the surveillance camera…Oh my god, what the f * ck is this smell…"
The security guard rushed over with a serious expression. However, when his left foot stepped into the Chanel, his defense was immediately broken. He covered his nose and looked at the people in the room with a terrified expression.
The air was filled with a foul smell, and upon closer inspection, there was even a hint of chicken smell.
It smelled like someone had stewed a pot of sh * t in a pressure cooker.
He had lived for most of his life, but he had never seen such a powerful fart smell.
When the store manager saw the security guard, it was as if he had seen his savior. He hurriedly said,"Brother security, you came at the right time. This gentleman's stomach is a little uncomfortable. Please take him to the bathroom.”
"Alright then."
The security guard endured the discomfort in his heart and walked in front of Fan Tong."Sir, please stand up."
Fan Tong was unmoved. He still sat there, his hands tightly clutching his thighs.
Puff! Puff!
Another stream of gas gushed out. This time, it was a double cannon.
The security guard looked at him. How could this be?
If he continued like this, the people in this room would sooner or later be in trouble with him.
The mall couldn't afford to take responsibility if they smoked the patient to the emergency center.
He immediately grabbed Fan Tong's clothes and forcefully lifted him up from the chair.
"Let go of me, I'll leave by myself!”
Fan Tong glared at the security guard and said unhappily.
Now that she was up, she could only hope that she could make it to the bathroom.
He carefully walked towards the door.
He looked like an old man who was half-paralyzed. He was afraid that if he took a big step, he would pull his balls.
However…he had only taken two steps when he suddenly had a bad feeling.
Fan Tong could clearly feel that a gas mixed with liquid was trying to break free from the restraints in the back.
F * ck, this was asking him to die.
At this moment, he had two choices.
One: Pull in your pants pocket.
Two, settle it on the spot.
A second later, Fan Tong made the most heroic choice of his life.
He quickly pulled down his pants, revealing his white buttocks. He actually…actually squatted on the ground.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
The female store manager was shocked." Security, what are you standing there for? Hurry up and get her out of here."”
If the boss found out that someone dared to poop in Chanel in front of her, he would definitely kill her.
"Comrade, please pay attention to your influence!”
As he spoke, he held Fan Tong's waist with one hand and held his butt with the other, wanting to get Fan Tong up from the ground.
In the next second, the security guard's expression changed.
He could clearly feel something warm in his palm.
He took it out and saw that it was actually a pile of yellow feces with a hint of heat…
"F * ck!"
The security guard was furious. He kicked Fan Tong's body and kicked him to the ground.
This was the first time he had encountered such a disgusting thing in his life.
Someone actually dared to…poop on his palm.
He could not control his temper in an instant and directly went up to kick Fan Tong to the ground.
Mo Yan watched this scene from the side in a daze. Who would have thought that Fan Tong would be so brave?
Under everyone's watchful eyes, he actually made such a bold move.
In this situation, he really wanted to sing a song to express his feelings.
"Success or failure, life is bold…"
The system's products were indeed of high quality!
If it wasn't for the system, he wouldn't have been able to witness such an exciting scene.
Apart from Mo Yan, Chu Yue and the others also looked at Fan Tong in a daze. Was he still human? How could he…
"Security, what are you doing? Hurry up and get her out of here.”The female store manager urged.
"Buzz!"
The security guard responded in a muffled voice and lowered his body to help Fan Tong up.
Although he was angry, this was his job after all. It was not a good idea to leave Fan Tong here.
However, at this moment, he clearly heard a very annoying sound.
Gulp...
Fan Tong had been fighting with the sh * t in his stomach for so long at this moment, and had long been powerless to resist.
In the next second, everyone saw Fan Tong sprawled on the ground with his buttocks spraying out a turbid yellow liquid…
Coincidentally, the security guard's face was facing his butt.
Therefore, the liquid and the face met in such a clever way.
Chi…
……………………
The security guard was shot in the head just like that!
Silence!
Dead silence!
The scene was completely silent!
Everyone stared at this scene in a daze!
He even forgot to breathe, to forget himself, to forget the past. Only the scene in front of him became eternal!
The security guard was also a man. He touched the liquid on his face and immediately let out a shocking roar."Motherf * cker, I'm going to kill you!”
From the trembling muscles on his face, one could tell how berserk his big brother was at the moment.
Then, without another word, he mustered all his strength and kicked Fan Tong with his size 42 leather boots.
Poor Fan Tong, who was playing Nezha in his stomach, could not withstand the big leather boots of the security guard.
After a few hits, he couldn't take it anymore and shouted,""Don't f * cking kick me, I'm not done yet.”
After saying that, another turbid yellow liquid began to spurt upward with an ear-piercing sound of water flowing.
Fortunately, the security guard had experience this time. The moment he heard Fan Tong's words, he knew that something was wrong and immediately dodged to the side.
Under everyone's horrified gazes, this liquid gushed out of Fan Tong's body and sprayed into the air. After a sprint, it finally stuck to the ceiling of the room.
As expected of a good-for-nothing, he ate a lot and could even spit his shit three to four meters into the air.
But this big brother, is it really okay for you to ignore Earth's gravity like this?
Mo Yan sighed in his heart.
Following that, Fan Tong's back was like a machine gun. As he adjusted his body's angle, turbid yellow liquid sprayed out one after another, causing chaos in the Chanel store.
The ceiling, the display cabinets, the chairs, and even the Chanel bags outside had proof that he had been to this store.
Huang Yali was also quite unlucky. Because she was standing close to Fan Tong, her face was splashed with poop.
A delicate little girl would never have dreamed that she would encounter such a disgusting thing in her life.
His eyes rolled back and he fainted.
A female shop assistant took the risk of getting wet and rushed forward. She pulled her behind a counter and then dialed 120.
The few female shop assistants in the room looked at the mess in the room and felt like they were going crazy.
Was he still human? How could he be so willful?
If nothing unexpected happened, this scene today would be a nightmare that they would never be able to get rid of.
Seeing that the show was over, Mo Yan didn't hesitate. He took Chu Yue and quickly left the place.
"Mo Yan, what…what happened just now?”
Chu Yue patted her plump chest and asked with lingering fear.
The scene just now was truly shocking. Even a movie would not dare to act like this, but it really happened right beside her. Even now, Chu Yue still found it hard to accept.
Fortunately, she wasn't harmed. Otherwise, with this daughter's clean and elegant personality, she would definitely kill that Fan Tong.
"I'm not sure." "Maybe he ate something bad this afternoon." Mo Yan shook his head.”
Although he said that, Mo Yan knew that Fan Tong's 'firepower' was definitely not as simple as having a stomachache.
Most likely, the skill card he had used earlier, Descent of Misfortune, had taken effect.
Good lord, I didn't expect the Skill Card to be so useful. The 10 Fanatic Points weren't wasted.
Recalling what happened in Chanel, a line from a great man's poem appeared in Mo Yan's mind: If it wasn't for the ceiling, Fan Tong might have been able to fly even higher.
He didn't know if the Guinness World Records had such an entry. If it did, Fan Tong might even be on the list.
"What are you laughing at? You look very happy.”
Chu Yue asked with a frown when she saw Mo Yan's absent-minded expression and the occasional smile on his face.
"It's nothing." "Come on, let's go somewhere else." Mo Yan laughed.”
"Forget it. I was really scared just now. How can I still be in the mood to shop?”Chu Yue shook her head.
"No…um, Director Chu, did you forget something?”Mo Yan reminded.
Chu Yue had said that she would bring him to shop for clothes today, but after shopping for so long, she had bought a few big and small bags. There was even a Chanel bottle. He did not have any.
If he went back like this, Mo Yan would suffer a great loss today.
"Oh, you're talking about buying clothes for you.”
"Next time. I'm really not in the mood to shop today.”
Chu Yue glanced at Mo Yan and walked toward the elevator.
"Director Chu, Chairman Chu, Sister Chu, you can't treat me like this.”
Mo Yan wailed behind him.
F * ck, I was too careless!
This woman didn't seem like a good person!
Mo Yan didn't expect that he would play such a trick on him. He regretted it so much.
In the end, perhaps because she was touched by Mo Yan's sincerity or because she had a conscience, Chu Yue spent more than 30,000 yuan to buy two suits for Mo Yan. Mo Yan was deeply moved.
" Here, give me your account number. I'll transfer the money from Chanel to you," Chu Yue said with a smile as she walked out of the mall.?”
"No need. Just take it as a token of my appreciation for you, Sister Chu.”Mo Yan said politely.
Just now, at Chanel, Mo Yan bought a Chanel that cost more than 100,000 yuan for Chu Yue in order to make himself look good in front of Huang Yali. Although he regretted it so much, he was too embarrassed to ask Chu Yue to give him the money.
Even if he wanted it, he should at least be polite.
This way, he would show his magnanimity and win the favor of his superior, Chu Yue.?
"No, then forget it." Chu Yue smiled." Mo Yan, I didn't expect you to be so generous to a girl. You're so nice to me. I'll remember that."”
"Let's go, get in the car."
What?
Mo Yan gloomily looked at Chu Yue, who was walking toward the parking lot. His face was full of pain.
No, Director Chu, I'm just being polite with you. Can't you tell?
At this time, you should give in to me modestly, and then I'll take the money.
After getting into the car, Chu Yue said to Mo Yan, who was sitting in the passenger seat,""Where are you going? I'll send you."
"The company." Mo Yan said as if he was constipated.
Chu Yue chuckled when she saw him like this. Then, she stepped on the accelerator and drove in the direction of Quan Jing Law Firm.
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