I didn't even get to fight in the pinnacle match tonight. I've been waiting here for half an hour, waiting for the streamer to start performing.
I'm the same. I'll say this in advance. If I find out later that the streamer is a clickbait, I'll immediately go out and report this live broadcast room.
Begging the host to start quickly. The cigarettes, melon seeds, and drinks are ready.
"Wait a minute, I have a question. May I ask if the host is a legitimate lawyer? Do you have a professional license? If not, everyone should disperse as soon as possible to save time."
Seeing this question, Mo Yan smiled faintly. He picked up the lawyer's certificate on the table and put it in front of the screen."Everyone, don't worry. I'm really a lawyer. I'm absolutely serious!”
Not only was his photo on the lawyer's license, but there was also a red stamp from the Jiangcheng City Justice Bureau. Now, everyone no longer had any doubts.
Hearing his words, the netizens in the live streaming room were amused.
F * ck, the host is really a lawyer, but he's a little indecent.
I agree with the comment above. Who would use this title for a serious person's live broadcast?
Hello host, I have a friend who wants me to ask, is there really a way to do it for free?
As a woman, I'm also quite curious. Host, please start your performance!
Mo Yan was sweating profusely when he saw the bullet screen. He had thought that the 500 people in the live stream would all be men, but he didn't expect there to be women.
Mo Yan took a look at her ID. Her name was Exalted Goddess Xianwen.
He wondered if the person behind this ID was a burly man who dug his feet.
Mo Yan cleared his throat and said,""Alright, the live broadcast officially begins!"
"First of all, let me tell you a story.”
Mo Yan recalled the classic case that the system sent him in the afternoon and organized his thoughts.
"Zhang San…cough, alright, he's called Zhang San.”
"Zhang San went to a bar and saw a woman. She was very tall and beautiful, so he said to the woman, I'll give you 3,000 yuan to have fun with me for a night.”
"The woman was originally in this line of work. When she saw that the unattractive Zhang San was so generous, she gladly accepted it. She followed Zhang San to the room that had been booked and the two of them played poker for the entire night.”
"The next day, Zhang San left satisfied. Before he left, he threw 3,000 yuan to the woman. The woman was furious when she saw it, so she went to the police station to report it.”
"May I ask what crime should Zhang San be convicted of in this case?”
As soon as Mo Yan finished speaking, a fickle user named Goddess Xianwen was the first to speak in the live broadcast room."Isn't that simple? The two of them carried out an improper transaction, so naturally, Zhang San has to be convicted of PC crime.”
Yes, it was a PC crime. The facts were clear, and the evidence was conclusive. Was there a need to ask? In his eyes, he suspected that the streamer's lawyer's license was registered for 15 yuan on the bridge.
F * ck, even primary school students know this question, yet the host is still showing off here. Is there a hole in his brain?
Pretty, what a waste of my time.
All of a sudden, the group members in the live broadcast room were criticizing Mo Yan.
Mo Yan wasn't angry. He took a sip of tea and said slowly,""But the problem is that if you want to be convicted of PC, there must be a monetary transaction involved. And Zhang San gave you Underworld coins, not RMB.”
As soon as he said this, the vigorous denouncement movement in the live broadcast room fell silent. Everyone fell silent.
That's right. Underworld coins were not Chinese yuan. How could they say that Zhang San was a PC?
Ten seconds later, High Goddess Xianwen spoke again,""How about the crime of using counterfeit money?"
This time, she deliberately added a question mark to her speech, which made her seem a little unconfident.
"Yes, it's the crime of using counterfeit money."
"This kid actually deceived those little girls under the streetlights.”
"The integrity between people is destroyed by this kind of person. That's why most places now have a rule that you have to pay first before you can play!”
"Previous poster, you're an expert. It seems that you must have played a lot.”
The netizens in the live broadcast room said.
Mo Yan looked at the bullet comments one after another and grinned.""The most important definition of the crime of using counterfeit money is that it must cause a certain impact and damage to the existing monetary system. The production and possession of counterfeit money can be sentenced to more than ten years in prison.”
"The country doesn't prohibit the production of Underworld Coins. Moreover, everyone can go to any small grocery store and buy Underworld Coins. Are the owners of these small shops going to be arrested?”
"If that's the case, there's a high chance that everyone will be arrested after going to the graves during the Qingming Festival.”
"So…Zhang San's crime of using counterfeit money is not valid.”
Hiss!
After listening to Mo Yan's explanation, the netizens in the stream suddenly felt enlightened.
She felt that what he said made sense, but she felt that something was wrong.
That's right, was it a sin to use Underworld Coins?
If anyone feels guilty, then when I go to the grave next year, I can ask my deceased ancestors to have a chat with them.
Old ancestor, it's not that my descendants are unfilial and don't want to burn joss paper for you. It's just that some people say that using ghost coins is illegal. You can't bear to see me being arrested immediately after I go back to visit your grave, right?
"Since the crime of using counterfeit money is not established, can we convict him of rape?”High God Xianwen asked again.
However, this time, her words weren't accepted by the people in the live stream. Everyone stopped spamming, wanting to see how Mo Yan would answer this question.
Mo Yan chuckled and said,""That's even more impossible. The poker game between the two of them that night was voluntary, and the woman did not resist, so this crime is not established.”
"Alright, I won't beat around the bush. I'll directly answer the next question for everyone. I think someone will definitely ask if Zhang San can be charged with fraud later.”
"That won't do either. As we all know, the definition of fraud in our country refers to the act of defrauding a large amount of public or private property with the purpose of illegal possession.”
"Although Zhang San fabricated the facts, he did not cheat the finances. So I'm sorry, his behavior does not constitute fraud!”
After saying that, Mo Yan leaned forward slightly, raised his eyes slightly, and stared at the camera with a victorious smile on his face.
His smile was 30% smug, 30% complacent, 40% teasing, as if he had a pearl of wisdom in his hand.
In an instant, he was just like the legendary man, as if he had his own background music when he appeared.
Silence!
Silence!
The live broadcast room was dead silent!
There were more than two thousand people in the live broadcast room, but not a single person spoke!
Everyone seemed to be thinking about what Mo Yan had just said.
After a long while, the group of friends in the live broadcast room exploded.
"F * ck, I've learned, I've learned. So in theory, there really is such a thing as a free prostitute!”
"After listening to your words, I'll go to prison for another ten years. Can someone tell me why I came to this live-stream room? I instantly feel that my life in the future will be more and more chaotic.”
"I'm a third-year high school student, and I'll be taking the college entrance exam in two months. I've been hesitating about which major to choose, but after listening to the host, I've decided to apply for the law major.”
"Streamer, you're a real genius.”
"No, I'm laughing so hard. This streamer is too interesting. I didn't expect that a legal account could be so interesting when it's streamed. If my lecturer was a streamer back then, he wouldn't have failed every semester.”
"The people in this live broadcast room are all talents, and their words are pleasant to the ear. I really like this place.”
"Host, let's do another case. I'll take a small notebook and write it down.”
At this moment, Mo Yan glanced at the number of viewers in the live stream. The previous 500 viewers had increased to 2,000 viewers, almost reaching the 3,000 mark.
Mo Yan didn't even dare to think about such popularity in the past.
So everyone loved to learn so much?
It was indeed right for him to invite the crazy Zhang San to do the livestream this time.
In such a popular live broadcast room, the number of 1,000 fans was something that could be done in minutes.
"Of course, there are cases.”
"However, the law firm has given me a task. They want me to reach 1,000 fans on this account by today. As long as everyone pays enough attention to it, Mo Yan's case will naturally not be reduced.(This sentence also applies to authors. As long as everyone has enough five-star reviews, I will type fast enough on the keyboard.）。”
"So I would like to trouble everyone to pay more attention to the live broadcast room. If possible, share the live broadcast room.”
"Alright, let me prepare my thoughts. The next case will begin in five minutes.”
Seeing Mo Yan's sincere words, the group members in the live streaming room didn't hesitate either. The number of followers kept increasing. Two minutes later, it had already broken the 1,000 mark and was still rising.
Seeing this number, Mo Yan smiled so hard that his butt was tightening.
In the past three months, he had painstakingly found materials and posted videos, but he had only accumulated more than 200 fans.
He did not expect that after this live broadcast, there would actually be a sudden increase of 1,000 people.
Wei Shengjin, you sly old man, let's see what you'll say in three days.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for triggering the random mission. The number of viewers has reached 50,000.
[Reward 1: Obtain the ability to memorize the Civil Liquids.]
[Reward 2: Obtained 100 Fanatic Points.]
Hmm?
Was there such a good thing?
Although there were only about 3,000 people in the live stream, it was just the warm-up stage. Mo Yan believed that as long as he talked about two more cases, the number of people in the live stream would increase exponentially. It was not impossible to hit 50,000 people.
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