Chang Chenghu should be the man who was called Brother Hu just now.
It was just that the tiger penis was a little small. If it was placed a little further away, one would need a magnifying glass to see it.
Compared to him, the difference was like an earthworm and a python.
As for Jiang Haitao, he didn't need to guess to know that it was the round-faced underling.
Yin Zhiping saw that Mo Yan didn't say anything even though he was splashed with water. He suppressed the anger in his heart and said,""Brother, you can endure this?"
"I'm telling you, I can't take it anymore.”
As he spoke, he was about to go up and start fighting.
Mo Yan smiled and stopped him." Brother Yin, don't be rash."”
"The two of them will be drenched in shit later?”
Mo Yan deliberately emphasized one word so that Yin Zhiping could hear it clearly.
"Poop…on your head?" Yin Zhiping was slightly stunned, not knowing what Mo Yan meant.
He looked at the smile on Mo Yan's face and said,""What do you mean? Although your Brother Yin is not well-educated, he knows that this idiom is not in the textbooks.”
"Brother Yin, don't be agitated. Just wait and watch the show.”
Mo Yan put the towel on his face again.
Yin Zhiping didn't know what Mo Yan was up to, but seeing how calm and confident he was, he shrugged and didn't say anything else.
He imitated Mo Yan and put the towel on his face. He made up his mind that if those two idiots dared to provoke him again, he would fight them no matter what.
On the other side, Brother Tiger and his lackeys were discussing whether they should go upstairs to have fun with Number 66 after their bath.
The two of them could not help but laugh out loud when they got excited.
The people in the pool kept looking at them, but when they saw the dragon and tiger tattoos on their bodies, they frowned and turned their heads to the side.
F * ck, just treat it as two dogs barking.
Suddenly!
Brother Tiger's brows were tightly furrowed, and his expression was slightly ugly.
Gulp! Gulp!
A series of bubbles rose from under Brother Tiger's body and then exploded on the surface of the water.
"Oh my, Brother Tiger, you actually have a bubble massage function here. This is too magical.”
The lackey was pleasantly surprised." This high-end bathing center is really different. Even the big pool has such high-end functions.”
Brother Tiger smiled but didn't say anything. He felt a sharp pain in his stomach, as if he had eaten something unclean.
F * ck, that damned hotpot restaurant owner. He doesn't pay attention to food hygiene at all. I'll go and smash your restaurant tomorrow.
The lackey searched under his feet but did not find any massage switch. He could not help but shout at Brother Tiger,"Brother Hu, let's change seats. I want a massage too.”
Press your f * cking head, press, your f * cking brain must be flooded, didn't you see that just now was…fart.
"Scram to the side, you blind thing.”Brother Tiger scolded angrily.
"If you don't want to press it, then don't press it. Do you have to be angry at me?”The lackey said with an aggrieved expression.
Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!
A few more bubbles rose up, making the little brother's heart itch. He turned around and continued to look for his massage switch.
Gulp…
As a string of bubbles rose, Brother Tiger felt that something was wrong. He clearly felt that some foreign objects were trying to mix in with the gas and try to break through his rear guard to have fun.
No, it seemed that he had to go to the bathroom. Otherwise, he would poop in the pool sooner or later.
Brother Tiger placed his hands on the edge of the pool and was about to flip over when a surge of gas that was even more turbulent than before surged out from the back of the pool.
This feeling…was like eating Dazzle Mai. He couldn't stop at all.
Brother Tiger had no choice but to continue staying in the water. At least for now, it was still vibrating.
If he went out, with such a strong airflow, wouldn't it turn into a bell?
There were so many people in the bathtub. It would be too awkward for him.
Forget it, I'll continue to stay in the water. No one will know anyway.
Let it storm, I stand still.
Just like that, Brother Tiger lowered his body and bent his legs slightly, enjoying the high-level massage bubbles in the water!'
The lackey searched the surroundings for a long time, but he did not find the so-called massage switch.
Seeing more and more massage bubbles appear on Boss and Brother Tiger's body, he felt envious.
Oh my god, this is too awesome. Brother Tiger is already closing his eyes to enjoy it.
"Brother Hu, don't be so stingy. We're brothers, aren't we just one…"
Just as the little brother was about to persuade his big brother again, he suddenly felt that something was wrong with his stomach.
Gulp! Gulp!
As a burst of gas gushed out from the back of the room, bubbles exploded around him.
F * ck!
So it was like this!
The lackey finally understood why he hadn't found the massage switch just now.
This wasn't a massage at all.
Under Brother Tiger's resentful gaze, the lackey shut his mouth completely and began to enjoy the bubble massage.'
On the other side, Mo Yan had taken off the towel. He looked at the bubbles that were rising around Brother Hu and his wife. They were like boiling water.
He thought to himself, As expected, this Descent of Misfortune Skill Card seems to have the same function.
No matter who used it, they would still be able to fly freely in the end.
Suddenly, Mo Yan narrowed his eyes and stared at Brother Tiger.
He saw Brother Tiger clenching his teeth and clutching his butt as if he was in great pain.
F * ck, it can't be.
Thinking of a possibility, Mo Yan quickly turned over and got out of the water. At the same time, he didn't forget to call Yin Zhiping.
"What's wrong, brother?"
Yin Zhiping, who had come ashore, asked in confusion.
Mo Yan pointed at Tiger, whose face was flushed.
In the next second, the pain on Brother Tiger's face disappeared and was replaced by embarrassment.
At the same time, a murky liquid floated up from below him.
For some reason, a poem he learned in middle school suddenly popped up in his mind.
As for the rain, even the moon does not open, the wind roars, the turbid waves empty…
The turbid wave spread rapidly, and the surrounding water was immediately dyed yellow.
Upon closer inspection, there was a golden mushroom floating on the surface of the water.
"F * ck!"
"Go to hell!"
"B * stard, what the f * ck are you doing in the water?”
"Geneve, I've lived for more than fifty years. I've learned a lot today.”
"Brother, do you have to be so brave? You're really like a little cow coming to the moon…You're so bloody awesome!”
As the color of the pool changed, the surrounding people realized that something was wrong. One by one, they used their hands and feet to quickly get out of the water.
He looked as if he was afraid that he would be attacked by this biochemical weapon if he was a second late.
The underling also realized that something was wrong and quickly fled the water. Seeing Brother Tiger's pale face, he turned pale and said,"Brother Hu, what's wrong?"
"We're just here to take a bath. We don't want to play like this.”
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As the lackey spoke, the empress did not forget to protest.
" F * ck you! Help me up!" Brother Tiger cursed.
Brother Tiger felt that his muscle had gone numb. He could only cover his buttocks with both hands, hoping that he would not do anything outrageous.
"Oh, oh, okay!"
After hesitating for a while, the little brother still felt that he could not give up on his big brother.
Just like that, with the constant sound of air leaking, the two of them finally climbed onto the shore.
He had just pulled Brother Tiger up and had yet to catch his breath when the underling's expression changed drastically again. He said in panic,"Brother Hu, I have to go to the toilet.”
"I…can't hold on anymore."
"Wait for me…I'll go with you.”
Just like that, the two of them covered their buttocks with their hands and rushed toward the toilet in an extremely strange posture.
However…the underling in front of him had barely taken two steps when he stepped on a bar of soap under his feet and instantly slipped to the ground.
Ouch!
The underling who fell to the ground grimaced in pain. At the same time, his rear was no longer able to defend.
A turbid yellow liquid instantly shot out, drawing a strange color in the air.
However…something even more terrifying was yet to come.
Brother Tiger was originally following behind his underling. It was not a big deal for his underling to spit, but it was hard for Brother Tiger behind.
Chi…
Headshot!
The turbid yellow liquid directly bloomed on Brother Tiger's face.
"Motherf * cker Tao Zi, I'm going to kill you.”
Brother Tiger wiped the liquid off his face and almost turned his back in anger.
He was holding a golden mushroom between his fingers and staring at his underling with bloodshot eyes.
"Where the f * ck are you going? Do you believe that I'll give you a big lump?”
"Brother Hu, don't come over. I'm not done yet.”
"Damn it, you still want to spray!"
"Not good!"
As he spoke, the lackey covered his private area with his hand as if he wanted to salvage something.
However, the key was that it was useless. The yellow smoke seeped out from the gaps between his five fingers. Not long after, the underling's palm was already covered in pulp.
That scene is too beautiful, I don't dare to look at it!
Finally, the little brother realized that he was doing useless work. He immediately decided to ignore it and fly freely.
Chi!
Another turbid yellow liquid spewed out, and the lackey directly added a dazzling yellow color to the white ceiling of the bathroom.
At this moment, Brother Tiger also felt the pressure in the back of the house increase.
Unable to hold on any longer, he fell to the ground.
Whoosh!
Almost at the same time, a turbid yellow water column broke free from gravity and shot into the air.
Just like that, the two humanoid jet warriors began to play with the high-pressure water gun in public.
One after another, they soared into the sky.
"F * ck, what a f * cking animal!"
"What are these two guys doing? Are they having a competition?”
"F * ck, I've seen it for a long time. So pooping can be played like this!”
"They say that those with tattoos are ruthless people. I never believed it, but I'm completely convinced today!”
"This is a f * cking real man. Look, he actually shot the chandelier accurately!”
"The truth is too perverted. Even a pervert like me thinks that they are really perverted!”
The dozen or so people in the bathroom had never seen such a scene before. Even as a new generation of internet users, they had never seen such a spectacle.
More than ten people stood in the distance and pointed at Brother Tiger.
However, they did not dare to get too close. They could only watch from afar, afraid that they would be contaminated by the turbid yellow liquid.
Just like that, Brother Tiger and his lackeys were like a Gatling gun filled with bullets. As they adjusted their body angles, streams of liquid gushed out.
The strong ones stuck to the ceiling, while the weak ones fell back down under gravity.
As the liquid continued to fall, it was as if artificial rainfall had been added to the five-meter radius.
Not long after, Brother Tiger and the others were covered in a layer of liquid with a strong smell.
Yin Zhiping stared at the scene in front of him in a daze. After a long while, he came back to his senses and said to Mo Yan,"Brother, I'm impressed.”
"So much sh * t."
"Haha…"
Mo Yan said lightly, thinking that it was just a small scene. He had seen more exciting scenes than this.
A brother beside him also joked,"I think it's the wall. Look at the color of the wall over there.”
After five minutes, Brother Tiger and the others finally stopped the artificial rain. However, there was still a small stream of liquid flowing out uncontrollably.
Finally, the person in charge of the bath hall noticed the situation here and rushed over.
He looked at the scene in front of him and his face turned green with anger.
"I say, what the hell are you two doing?”
"Your actions have seriously affected our normal business order.”
As the manager came late, he did not see the fierce scene just now.
He only knew that the two people in front of him were lying on the ground like dead dogs, surrounded by a mess of filth.
Not far away, the customers who were supposed to be taking a bath and scrubbing their backs seemed to have entered a zoo as they pointed at them.
What the hell is going on? Who can tell me?
The manager was about to go crazy.
Brother Hu and Brother Li were already exhausted from pooping, so how could they have the energy to deal with this manager?
They only glanced at him, and the two of them tacitly didn't speak.
"Sigh, I'm talking to you. Why are you pretending to be mute?”The manager pinched his nose and questioned loudly.
At this moment, Brother Tiger felt a gust of air pass through his back. He glanced at the manager, and his heart skipped a beat. He mustered all his strength and flipped over.
In the next second, the manager saw a white butt.
You…
Chi…
"F * ck, what are you doing? What the f * ck did you spit out?”
The manager used his hand to wipe the foreign object on his face. When he saw it in front of his eyes, he was instantly frightened and cried.
No way, what kind of operation is this? Wasn't my voice a little loud just now? Is there a need to mess with me like this?
The manager was so angry that he felt his blood pressure rising.
His eyes rolled back and he fainted.
He really died from feces!
After coming out of the bathroom, Mo Yan and his wife didn't have the mood to go upstairs anymore. They changed their clothes and left.
In the taxi, Yin Zhiping was laughing so hard that his face was about to cramp.
The chauffeur saw this scene from the rearview mirror and thought to himself, Did this person just get discharged from the hospital? He better not laugh in his car.
Immediately, his right leg stepped on the accelerator again, hoping to send the two of them to their destination as soon as possible.
"Brother, you're amazing." Yin Zhiping gave him a thumbs up." You're in the legal field. Do you think you can convict them just now?"”
"Of course there is." Mo Yan smiled. Arson, breach of a dike, explosion, release of dangerous substances, or other dangerous methods that endanger public safety, but have not caused serious consequences, shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years.”
"According to this criminal law, both of them should be sentenced to imprisonment for up to three years.”
"This works?" Yin Zhiping asked with his eyes wide open. It was just a joke, but he didn't expect Mo Yan to really convict the two of them.
"Of course." Mo Yan chuckled." Judging from what happened just now, they were fighting in the bathroom. The bathroom is a public place."”
"Although it didn't cause any serious consequences, the psychological trauma it brought was too great. This is more terrifying than throwing ordinary dangerous items.”
"I was knocked out by that manager just now. If that manager was a little weaker psychologically, he might have suffered from depression.”
"If that manager sued the two of them, he wouldn't have run away for three years.”
Yin Zhiping was stunned when he heard that.
F * ck, this works too?
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