"No, I'm going to find the shop owner today to argue with him!”
"We agreed on a blind box for shoes. Why the f * ck did you give me a pair of cactuses?”
To be honest, the situation this time was a hundred times worse than before.
At least it was a pair of shoes.
But what about this?
PDD felt like he was going crazy.
I'll tolerate your previous words of durability and your Brother Kun insulting my intelligence.
I'll accept it if a New Balance luminous idiot scolds me later.
But isn't it too much for you to be suspected of murder?!
Without another word, PDD took a photo and sent it to the boss.
PDD: Boss, what does this mean?
PDD: Is there still law? Was there any law? I, Old Piao, have never offended you, do you have to do this to me?!
He wondered if it was a certain Sixth Brother who was peeping at the screen.
In any case, within a few seconds of PDD's message, the boss replied.
Boss: What's wrong with these shoes?
Seeing the boss 'reply, PDD was so angry that his nose was almost crooked.
Any other questions?
This was a big problem!
Who would dare to wear this!
PDD: What kind of shoes are these? Nick? I don't think even Nicole is that crazy!
Boss: Here's the thing. Do you know about the classic Air Force One under the brand of Nick?
PDD: I know!
He naturally knew about such classic shoes.
Air Force One, full name AirForce1.
This series of shoes originated in 1982 and was deeply rooted in the basketball culture from its birth.
In the beginning, the officials let Moses Malone, Michael Cooper, and six other famous basketball players endorse the shoes.
These six basketball superstars gave Air Force One the design concepts of 'grand, durable, transcendental, bold, coherent, and pure'.
Later, Kobe, James, and other superstars also endorsed this classic model.
It could be said that after many years, the AirForce1 was no longer just a pair of pure sneakers.
It represented a culture!
When a pair of shoes became a culture, then he was no longer an ordinary pair of shoes.
It was a work of art.
This showed how popular the AirForce1 was.
PDD didn't understand why his boss asked that.
Could it be that the cactus he drove had something to do with the AirForce1?
Boss: To be honest, this pair of slippers is actually the younger brother of Air Force One, Desert One.
PDD：？？？
Do you think I'm stupid?
Damn Desert No. 1!
Boss: " Air Force One focuses on basketball culture. Our Desert One highlights the word 'immortal'."
PDD: What do you mean?
Boss: " Since ancient times, there has been a culture of immortals in China, right? Desert No. 1 used cactus as its sole to borrow the word 'immortal'. There's a reason for this."
Boss: " Ordinary people's feet are called soles. What are immortal's feet?"
Boss: Cactus!
[Boss: So when you put on this pair of Desert No. 1, aren't you turning the feet of mortals into the palms of immortals?]
Boss,[This is like becoming an immortal in disguise!]
Ding dong ~ Ding dong ~
The boss sent a series of messages.
PDD was bombarded by his boss's news and was unable to react for a moment.
There was such a thing as a cactus?
What kind of twisted theory is this!
According to the shop owner's explanation, wouldn't he become an immortal if he wore Desert No. 1?
Wasn't this nonsense?
Before PDD could start complaining, the boss sent another message.
Ding!
Boss: And our Desert No. 1 has other requirements.
PDD looked at his boss's message and completely fell into the realm of doubting life.
According to the boss, since he wanted to become an immortal, there must be a way to become an immortal.
This pair of Desert No. 1 was the stepping stone for mortals to cultivate.
Everyone knew that cacti had thorns on them, and Desert No. 1 had ingeniously used the thorns on the cacti to introduce the concept of acupuncture.
According to the boss 'explanation, every thorn on Desert No. 1 perfectly matched the acupuncture points on the human foot.
When a person wore this pair of shoes, these thorns could pierce into these acupuncture points and help the human body open the conception and governor meridians. They would continuously absorb the essence of heaven and earth from under their feet and achieve the goal of cultivating to become an immortal.
Boss: " In addition, our Desert No. 1 is made of pure green environmental protection materials. It's designed to be fully airtight, which can effectively prevent problems such as smelly feet and athlete's foot.
Boss: "Finally, dear, in order to maximize the effect of cultivation, we don't recommend you to use insoles ~"
PDD：......
What a good Desert No. 1!
What a good cultivation to become an immortal!
What a f * cking acupuncture!
PDD silently closed the chat interface of a certain treasure.
He could tell that this boss must have been involved in multi-level marketing before.
This was a f * cking lie.
If he hadn't studied for a few years, he might have really been tricked by the other party to run off to cultivate.
"Brothers, I just want the owner to prove that this is not a pair of shoes.”
In front of the camera, PDD slumped on the chair and said to the fans in the live broadcast room,"
"But he f * cking tricked me, and I almost f * cking ran off to cultivate!”
This shop owner was simply toxic!
PDD sat on the chair, indicating that he wanted to be alone.
Don't ask him who Jing Jing was. He felt that his brain was not enough.
The netizens in the live streaming room laughed happily when they saw PDD give up struggling.
" I'm dying of laughter. The cactus has the function of helping people cultivate, haha!"
"Air Force One's younger brother, Desert One. Pfft, haha ~"
"I have to say, Desert One's design concept is a hundred miles ahead of Air Force One. Can Air Force One perform acupuncture? Can it make people become immortals?"
"233~ Put on Desert No. 1 and become an immortal. I've even thought of the advertising slogan for you guys, hahaha ~!”
"Is this boss the reincarnation of the Minister of Justice? This is too f * cking torturous!”
"Honestly speaking, these shoes are not bad. They have acupuncture functions!”
" Who would go to a foot massage shop when there's such a thing?"
"Brothers, is this the main point? The main point was that Old Piao wanted to wear it to eat skewers!”
“......”
Her words woke him up from his dream.
Instantly, the comments in the live broadcast room were all about PDD wearing Desert No. 1 to eat skewers.
PDD was originally slumped in his chair, feeling hopeless.
He had completely broken through his defense.
However, when he saw the screen full of bullet comments, he couldn't sit still.
"F * ck, how can you say such things? Wearing this thing will kill you!"
PDD looked at the camera in disbelief.
Did these fans want to see him wear these shoes to eat skewers?
No!
They wanted to see him become an immortal and ascend to heaven!
I beg the big shots to support me more. Flowers, evaluation votes, comments are all fine. Please, please, thank you all!!!!
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