In the live broadcast room, PDD watched helplessly as his piglet imagined the whole story of Tiga becoming Buddha.
To be honest, he felt that these fickle netizens 'self-justification made sense.
"So, what kind of Buddha is this?”
PDD interrogated the boss.
Since you said that Diga has become a Buddha, then he should have a Buddha position.
After all, a story had to have a beginning and an end.
Ding!
Boss: Does Shakyamuni know?
PDD: I know him. Isn't he the founder of Buddhism?
Boss: That's right. This is Sakyamuni's elder brother, Deva Buddha. Deva is his Dharma name. The Giant of Light is the manifestation of his supernatural power, Dharma Form, Heaven and Earth.
PDD：...
What a f * cking Deva Manilever!
What you said makes so much f * cking sense. I'm actually speechless!
" 666, Deva Munifo. This name sounds grand.”
"Puhaha, Ultraman is the realization of the Dharma World. This shop owner's imagination is really strange ~"
"There's nothing wrong with me thinking about it ~"
"Diga is a Dharma name, and his full name is Diga Munifo!”
"233~ I can't f * cking look at Diga anymore ~"
"F * ck, did I see a fake Diga when I was young? It destroyed my worldview!”
“......”
The netizens in the live stream were overjoyed when they saw the reply from their boss to PDD.
The netizens were all in awe of the boss's brain.
No one would have thought that this could be resolved.
PDD also sighed helplessly.
"The gap between you two brothers is quite big. Diga f * cking existed 30 million years ago ~"
PDD could not help but complain in front of the camera.
However, perhaps it was because of the Sixth Brother Jess, at this moment, PDD looked at the figurine of the Tiga Buddha statue in his hand and actually looked more and more pleasing to the eye.
Of course, the middle finger was very awkward.
Even though it was just a figurine that wasn't very proper, PDD still felt a little uncomfortable when the other party pointed his middle finger at him.
"Boss, how do you explain this middle finger? I remember that when Diga used his ultimate skill, his right hand was a hand knife, not a middle finger, right?”
Diga was the Ultraman series that was introduced to the television station in China, so many people were very familiar with it.
Many people remembered the classic move of Diga when he released his ultimate skill.
The pose of the figurine in his hand was the standard pose for a Tiga Compound to release a sure-kill skill.
However, his right hand had turned into a middle finger.
PDD sent another message to his boss. He wanted to see how Sixth Brother would quibble this time.
Ding!
Soon, the boss replied.
Boss: " Teacher Piao, you've misunderstood. This gesture is not an international friendly gesture. It represents 'one'. It means to convert to Buddhism and become a follower of Devi Buddha.
PDD：......
This is f * cking okay?
One converted to Buddhism, and the other became a believer of Devi Buddha.
So this was the exclusive gesture of you Deva Buddha believers?
However, there shouldn't be many believers of Deva Manilever, right?
After all, when Devi's believers went out to preach, they would give everyone the middle finger. It was easy to get beaten to death!
At the thought of this, PDD extended his hand towards the camera.
Just as the netizens were wondering what was going on, PDD slowly raised his middle finger.
"Do you believe in light?”
Seeing the huge middle finger in front of the camera, the pigs in the live broadcast room exploded.
"F * ck, Teacher Piao, what do you mean?”
"F * ck!"
" Old prostitute, are you f * cking crazy?"
"Brothers, can we endure this? We can't tolerate this, everyone clear the stage!"
“......”
The moment PDD pointed his middle finger, the netizens in the livestream were pissed off.
We're your parents, so you should be clear about your hosting relationship!
PDD laughed proudly when he saw the fickle netizens breaking through their defenses.
" Hey, f * ck, don't do it well. I'm a believer of Devilgamunipha now. This gesture is exclusive to us believers. I don't mean to look down on you, okay?"
As soon as PDD said this, the bullet screen in the live broadcast room exploded.
"Teacher Piao, do you believe in light?"
All the comments filled the screen, and every comment was followed by a middle finger emoji.
Obviously, everyone had converted to Buddhism and became Deva Manilever's faithful believers.
"Amitabha. Form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Patron, do you believe in light (middle finger)?”
"Join our Tiga Muni Sect (middle finger)!”
"It must be painful to become a believer of Devi Devi. How many times do you get beaten up in a day?”
"Previous poster, you don't understand. This is a test that Buddha gives to us believers. If we can't even pass this little difficulty, how can we have the cheek to say that we are believers of Deva Buddha?”
"666~ Is this a cult from the New World?”
"Teacher Piao, I suggest that you prepare a case. Otherwise, you'll soon become the leader of a cult, hahaha ~"
"Brothers! Wasn't this inspiration coming? I'll f * cking write a novel called 'About the Reincarnation of Tiga Munifo as Ultraman ”
"F * ck, you know light novels!”
“......”
In the live broadcast room, the netizens were in a mess.
PDD took a look and shook his head with a bitter smile.
Was this first blind box a loss or a gain?
It was a loss to say that Tiga Munifo's workmanship was indeed very exquisite. There were almost no flaws or flaws.
However, if he was to say that he had made a profit, it would seem strange for Tiga Munifo to give him the middle finger.
PDD looked conflicted.
It was a good figurine, but you were the whole Tiga Manifore. Wasn't this deliberately annoying?
In the live broadcast room, PDD placed Tiga Manilever on the table on the right.
Then, he threw the opened blind box into the trash can.
"This first blind box opened a Shakyamuni Buddha. Other than not being serious, I think it's not bad.”
As he spoke, PDD took another blind box from the side.
"Alright, let's open the second blind box and see what's inside!”
Thud ~!
PDD cut open the package and revealed the black blind box inside.
The second blind box had the same packaging as the first blind box, and even the size was exactly the same.
In front of the camera, PDD put down the scissors in his hand and opened the paper cover above the blind box.
Then, he slowly pulled out a foam box from inside. If he was not mistaken, the figurine was inside.
At the same time, a palm-sized card fell onto the table along with the foam box.
PDD picked it up and looked at it. He said in surprise,
"Why is it still Diga? It can't be Deva Manilever again, right?”
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