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44 F * ck, where are my legs? Ask for everything

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Da Sima did not know what PDD was thinking. He was carefully observing the plasterboard under the skirt to see where to start.

"Ah, there's a line of small words here.”

He hadn't noticed it before, but after taking a closer look, he realized that the plasterboard at the bottom was different.

"Let me see what it says." Da Sima took a closer look and said softly,""When you stare at the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you?”

"What does that mean?"

Da Sima was dumbfounded.

Was playing with figurines so philosophical now?

"It means don't open this plasterboard, there should be something scary inside.”

"F * ck, this is too much. We're all gentlemen. Is there a need to be so wary of us?”

"That's right. We're just confirming the quality of the figurines. It's not like we're doing anything dirty.”

"I, Li Tiezhu, swear on my honor that I don't think it's to see the fat times of the stupid king!”

“......”

The fans in Da Sima's live stream were very unhappy with this statement.

Wasn't this treating his brothers as outsiders?

Obviously, it was unrealistic to use such a sentence to stop everyone from prying into the mystery.

Da Sima didn't pay too much attention to it.

Only the experienced PDD seemed to have guessed something.

Da Sima inserted the tweezers in his hand into the gap between the plasterboard and the hem of the dress, then gently pried it open.

With a crisp click, a bigger gap was pried open on one side of the plasterboard.

Obviously, there was a snap connection between the plasterboard and the main body of the figurine.

He only needed to use a little force to pry open the buckle.

It was obvious that this design was to make it easier for consumers to open the plasterboard.

Soon, after the last buckle was pried open, the plasterboard fell on the table.

Seeing this, Da Sima did not have time to think and covered the bottom of the figurine.

"Hehehe, it's open. Let me see if there's anything inappropriate inside. If there isn't, I'll show everyone the details.”

Da Sima looked at the camera and revealed a wretched smile.

Upon hearing this, the netizens in the live broadcast room were instantly annoyed!

"F * ck, what do you mean?"

"Gentleman, you're also wary?"

"You already said that it's not suitable for children. Our brothers are all adults. Hurry up and take your hands off me!”

" F * ck, are you eating alone?!"

"Teacher Sima, it's easy to be beaten if you eat alone. Have you thought about it?”

“......”

The bullet comments in the live broadcast room exploded at this moment.

It seemed that Da Sima's act of monopolizing the food had heated up the public's anger, and the netizens criticized him verbally and in writing.

However, Da Sima did not care.

He deliberately avoided the camera and fixed his eyes on the bottom of Artolia's dress. His eyes were full of…Vile!

At this moment, Da Sima's expression and eyes were like those perverts in movies who secretly lifted a girl's skirt.

Of course, Da Sima would never admit it.

Curious, he moved his fingers away bit by bit, wanting to peek at the legendary scenery under Artoria's skirt.

However, he was soon dumbfounded.

" F * ck, where's my leg?!"

Da Sima seemed to have seen something terrifying and let out a strange cry.

Even the fans in the live broadcast room who were busy accusing him of eating alone were shocked.

"No, why doesn't this f * cking figurine have legs?”

Da Sima turned the figurine around and showed it to the netizens in the livestream.

The netizens took a look and found that the interior of the dress was empty.

Not to mention the scenery that they were looking forward to, they didn't even get a f * cking leg!

Instantly, the netizens who were filled with anticipation exploded.

I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and this is it?!

"No wonder it was sealed with plasterboard. There's nothing inside!”

"What the f * ck am I expecting?!”

"Bad review! Definitely a bad review! This is too jerry-building!"

"Tsk! I was looking forward to it for nothing, making me feel like I'm in a dilemma ~"

“......”

The fans in the live broadcast room reprimanded the manufacturer for cutting corners.

Was it so difficult to create the scenery inside the dress?

Is it so uncomfortable to give benefits to the majority of figurine lovers?!

Da Sima put down the figurine in his hand in disappointment.

How should he put it?

It would be a lie if he wasn't disappointed.

After all, this was Altoria, the wife of many!

At this moment, he finally understood why there was such a sentence on the plasterboard.

It seemed like there was nothing in this, and it was all for nothing!

Of course, this kind of thing must not be shown.

At the very least, he couldn't make it too obvious.

After all, he was a gentleman, and a gentleman would not have any evil thoughts!

On the other side, PDD was amused when he saw Da Sima's disappointed expression.

"Ya 'er, I knew this figurine wouldn't be that simple. I guessed it right!”

From the beginning, PDD knew that there was something fishy about this figurine.

As expected, his guess was correct.

This could be seen from Da Sima's conflicted expression and the fans cursing in his live broadcast room.

What was this?

This was equivalent to going on a date with a beautiful woman. Just as you were about to hit a home run, you found out that you were pressing down on a big condor transvestite!

Who could take this!

"Hey hey hey, look at Teacher Sima's expression, hahahaha!”

In the live broadcast room, PDD looked at Da Sima's uncomfortable expression as if he had eaten a fly and laughed unscrupulously.

At this moment, he suddenly understood why his piglet was so willing to watch him open the box.

This thing was really happy!

However, this time, the unlucky one was not him, but Da Sima.

As expected, the joys and sorrows of people were not interlinked.

Just like now, the more uncomfortable Da Sima was, the happier he would smile.

On the other side of Da Sima's live stream, he did not know that PDD was laughing at him.

If he knew that all of this was deliberately planned by PDD, he would be a laughing stock.

He wondered if he would go and fight PDD!

"Ahem, brothers, there's no hurry. We still have a few blind boxes. Open another one and see.”

After a long while, Da Sima finally calmed down.

In his opinion, the first blind box was just an appetizer. The real hard dish was still to come.

Although the appetizer tasted a little strong, it did not stop him from livestreaming the opening of the box.

Da Sima took the second blind box from the side and said confidently to the camera,"

"Brothers, do you believe that we can get something good this time?”

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