A bullet comment flashed across the screen.
At this moment, everyone realized that they were opening a blind box and not a biological weapon.
"F * ck, this smell. You're telling me this is a figurine?”
" Whose figurine is so powerful?"
"Look at Teacher Sima, he's about to faint from the smell. Is this a f * cking figurine?”
"Without a doubt, this is a figurine.”
“......”
The netizens in the live stream were shocked by the interesting figurines.
Everyone had seen pirated figurines and evil god figurines.
However, this was the first time they had seen a replica that was as powerful as a biochemical weapon.
At the same time, PDD, who had been peeping at the screen, saw Da Sima's fully armed appearance and could not help but tremble.
Fortunately, he had given the Blind Box to Da Sima.
If he had been so stubborn that day and had chosen to continue driving, he would probably be the one who had almost fainted from the stench.
At this moment, PDD was extremely happy.
He was glad that he had foresight.
This was truly a treasure of life, the principle of a blind box!
"Ya 'er, I have to find the boss and ask him what this is!”
In the live broadcast room, PDD said with some lingering fear.
Just by looking at Da Sima's expression, one could tell how strong the smell was.
Are you sure this thing smells like a figurine and not a biological weapon?
And don't forget, this figurine was originally sold to him.
PDD: Boss, have I ever offended you?
Boss: " Why do you say that, Teacher Piao? I can't thank you enough for helping me promote the Blind Box!"
PDD: Is this how you thank me?
PDD took a screenshot of the livestream and sent it to the boss.
In the picture, Da Sima was wearing a gas mask.
It didn't seem like he was opening a blind box. Instead, it seemed like he was researching some kind of virus weapon.
[Boss: Teacher Piao, isn't this to restore the characteristics of the real person as much as possible?]
Restore? Reality?
Logically speaking, PDD's entire body went numb when he saw this.
Why did you make the figurines so lifelike? What kind of f * cking biological weapon are you trying to create?
Boss: Teacher Piao, do you know who this figurine is?
PDD: Of course I know. Isn't this Hiroshi Nohara?
Boss: Since you know that Teacher Piao knows that this is Nohara Hiroshi, what do you think he will think of first?
PDD: Crayon Shin-chan?
Boss: Wrong! It was Nohara Hiroshi's smelly feet!
Hiroshi Nohara, from the anime " Crayon Shinchan ", was Shinchan's father.
At the mention of Hiroshi Nohara, many fans would think of his iconic square face, thick beard, and thick eyebrows.
However, this middle-aged man, who seemed to be in the background and filled with daily life, hid a big killing weapon.
That's right!
That was Nohara Hiroshi's smelly foot attack!
As for how smelly Nohara Hiroshi's feet were,
Let's put it this way, the shoes he wore could be defined as 'poisonous and dangerous goods'!
PDD was no stranger to Hiroshi Nohara.
In their time, Crayon Shinchan was a very popular anime.
PDD: Even so, you can't make it so smelly, right?
PDD said in the chat channel.
Look at what Da Sima has become!
This unlucky child had even put on a gas mask. If it weren't for the fact that he was fully equipped, he would probably have been sent to the ICU by now.
Boss: Stinky? You just think he stinks? If that's the case, then you're too shallow.
PDD：......
What the f * ck did this mean?
Am I not telling the truth?
How did I become superficial?
Boss: Teacher Piao, do you know anything about Hiroshi Nohara?
PDD: I think so. He's an office worker, lecherous, loves to drink, henpecked by his wife, and of course, smelly feet!
Boss: At first glance, this was the epitome of most men in society, but this was also the greatest thing about Nohara Hiroshi.
PDD: What do you mean?
Boss: In Crayon Shin-chan, Miya (Nohara Hiroshi's wife) mentioned that Nohara Hiroshi's feet didn't have smelly feet before he got married. The reason why his feet were smelly was because he had to take on the heavy responsibility of supporting his family after he got married and ran around day and night! He liked to drink because he needed to socialize at work!
Boss: So, do you still think it's smelly feet?
Boss: No!
Boss: That's a man's responsibility. This is proof of a great father!
Boss: This is fatherly love. How can you laugh at his smelly feet?
Ding dong ~ Ding dong ~
In the chat channel, the notifications kept ringing.
PDD looked at the series of messages sent by his boss and fell silent.
Yes, from the perspective of the boss, smelly feet were not a shortcoming of Nohara Hiroshi, but proof of his responsibility.
Although Crayon Shin-chan was an anime, it reflected a lot of reality.
For example, Hiroshi Nohara was an ordinary office worker who had to run errands every day.
From time to time, she had to accompany her boss to socialize.
He had a family, a wife and children, and a mortgage.
Even the mortgage needed to be repaid for 32 years!
This kind of pressure was all borne by a man's backbone.
It was like this in anime, but wasn't it the same in reality?
Rich people were only a minority.
Nohara Hiroshi's unshaven appearance was probably designed by the author on purpose.
Because when a man was exhausted from running around all day for his life and family, he didn't have much time to pay attention to his appearance.
PDD: Listening to you is better than studying for ten years. I didn't expect this figurine to have such a hidden meaning. Boss is a genius!
After understanding the original intention of his boss in designing this figurine, PDD fell silent.
It's not easy for men!
Just as the boss said, you can dislike Nohara Hiroshi's unkempt beard and untidy appearance, or you can dislike his smelly feet.
But you can't say that this man can't do it!
He might not be outstanding enough, but he could give everything for his family.
What was the most important thing for a man?
It was responsibility!
You could have no money, no house, or no ability.
But as a man, you can't be irresponsible!
"Brothers, please stand up and apologize to Nohara Hiroshi!”
In the live broadcast room, PDD looked at the camera and said emotionally.
He said in a serious tone,
"We don't have the right to laugh at such a pure man!”
At this moment, the figurine that was emitting an overwhelming stench was no longer a simple figurine.
It was the symbol of a man.
Ding!
Just as PDD was filled with emotions and wanted to display his talent in the live broadcast room, another notification came from the chat channel.
"Dear, a friendly reminder. The figurine's smell is completely non-toxic and harmless. You can breathe it without worry ~"
PDD：？？？
My f * cking relationship has already reached this stage, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is almost set.
And now you're telling me that this is non-toxic and harmless?
And you want me to suck it without worry?
At this moment, PDD's defense was broken by the boss 'words.
The thousands of words that she had thought of were all blocked by the boss's words.
"I'll suck your ass!"
"I admire Nohara Hiroshi for being a real man, but who can stand the stench of his feet that is comparable to a biological weapon?!”
"Can't you see that Teacher Sima is about to die from the f * cking smell?!”
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