Zhang Shan walked to a place about seven or eight meters away from the entrance of the cave. He stopped and bent down to pick up a few stones from the ground and threw them into the cave.
Dong ~ Dong ~ Dong ~
After a few rings, Zhang Shan pricked up his ears and listened, pushing his extraordinary hearing to the limit.
After a dozen breaths, Zhang Shan picked up a few more rocks and threw them into the cave.
"Phew…no problem. Moreover, this cave did not seem small.”Zhang Shan nodded his head in satisfaction. With a few steps, he reached the bottom of the cave. He kicked off the ground with his legs and jumped up agilely. He used his hands to climb the wall of the cave. With the help of the force, he flipped into the cave.
His series of actions were swift and clean.
In the live broadcast room, there was another wave of " 66666 " comments.
"Brother Shan is too awesome. I can tell that Brother Shan is from the special forces.”
"Brother Shan is good at drilling holes. I wonder how good his drilling skills are.”
……
After entering the cave and observing, Zhang Shan realized that the entrance of the cave was embedded vertically into the rock wall. It was about ten meters deep. The inside of the cave was the same size as the entrance, and the ground was flat and dry. There was only a small amount of bird poop, and the smell inside the cave was not very smelly. It would be completely fine after smoking it.
This cave was too suitable for humans to live in!
Zhang Shan returned to the cave entrance and waved excitedly at Babe and Zhao Ying, who were standing not far away.
The two beauties quickly trotted over.
Zhang Shan did not let them enter the cave immediately. Instead, he jumped down from the cave and smiled. "A cave about ten meters deep. It's the best shelter for us! Alright, I'll gather some things nearby. We'll be able to live in the cave before dark.”
After saying that, Zhang Shan gestured for the two beauties to wait outside the cave. He ran to the vicinity without stopping to collect the supplies he wanted.
Soon, Zhang Shan returned to the cave with a few bundles of withered grass. He lit a fire and let the withered grass burn in the cave.
"The smoke can disperse the odors, germs, and insects in the cave.”Zhang Shan explained.
Then, he collected a lot of wormwood." There are a lot of wormwood nearby. The sun exposure during the day has made them very dry. I will lay the wormwood grass on the ground of the cave. On one hand, it will be very comfortable to sleep like this. On the other hand, because most of the body heat is lost through contact with the ground, the wormwood grass can prevent heat loss.”
After putting down the wormwood, Zhang Shan ran to the nearby area to find a large rock that looked like a pot.
"Babe, Ying, what do you think this big rock looks like?”Zhang Shan laughed.
"Like? Like a basin?" Babe pondered.
"Hahaha, Babe, you're so smart!”Zhang Shan praised.
Babe's face turned red from the praise and she laughed. "Actually, I was just guessing. I think it looks like a basin and a pot.”
"Yes, I want to use this stone to make a crude and simple stone basin, or a stone pot. This way, we can boil water and drink it. We can also cook fish soup. Do you want to drink fish soup? It's very delicious." Zhang Shan grinned.
"Yes, yes." Zhao Ying said gluttonously. She was extremely cute.
The viewers in the live broadcast room immediately sent out bullet comments.
"Tsk tsk, look at our Brother Shan. He knows how to live at home. Was this the legendary affordable man?”
"I have a feeling that tonight, the two goddesses might-sigh, what a sin!”
"If Brother Shan dares to touch the two goddesses, he'll become an anti-fan!”
……
Zhang Shan sat down and placed the big rock on the ground. He held it with one hand and held a sharp stone with the other. He smashed and chiseled on the top of the big rock.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Zhang Shan's physique was stronger than ordinary people, and his strength was also great. After half an hour, he had forcefully smashed a pit on the top of the boulder. It was about ten inches deep and ten inches in diameter.
A simple stone basin was made.
"I'll make do with it tonight. I'll make a few more stone basins tomorrow.”Zhang Shan looked at his work with satisfaction. "It's enough to boil water and make soup. He would try to have some soup tonight as a supper.”
"Then can you boil water for us to take a bath?”Babe clapped her hands and said excitedly. "We haven't showered for a long time. We're sweating and feeling quite uncomfortable.”
"This-this doesn't seem to be possible for the time being.”Zhang Shan was defeated by Babe's naivety. "I can only endure bathing for now."
Putting down the stone basin, Zhang Shan went to collect a lot of dried wood and grass. Then, as if he had found a treasure, he held a few club-shaped mushrooms with a silky luster on the surface.
"Hahaha, there's no fish soup for supper tonight, but there's mushroom soup.”Zhang Shan smiled and swallowed his saliva. "This is the Pleurotus-eryngous Mushroom. It's non-toxic and gets its name because it has the fragrance of almonds and the texture of the mushroom meat that is as thick as abalone. Its meat was plump, fresh, tender, fragrant, and nutritious. It could be used to cook dozens of delicious dishes. It also had the effects of lowering blood fat, lowering gallbladder fat, promoting digestion of the stomach and intestines, enhancing the immune system of the body, and preventing cardiovascular diseases.”
" It's used to make soup. It tastes so good." Zhang Shan gulped.
"Zhang Shan, since you said that, I feel hungry again.”Zhao Ying pouted.
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room flew up.
"Brother Shan, you're deliberately abusing the stomachs of us losers! After roasting the bird with lemongrass, it was also the oyster mushroom soup. Could they still play happily?”
"I can tell now. If I follow Brother Shan, I won't have to worry about not having food.”
"There's a host who broadcasts a food show and earns a million yuan a month.”
"Brother Shan, the loser is still eating instant noodles. Please don't torture him.”
……
"We're on an isolated island. I don't dare to say anything else, but we have to at least eat well.”Zhang Shan laughed. "Now I'm going to collect a stream of water and boil it at night to make soup.”
"But what utensils do you use to collect the stream water? Do you want to use this stone basin?" Zhao Ying asked curiously.
"I don't need this." Zhang Shan said," Ladies and gentlemen, let me share some common sense with you. In the wilderness, finding water is very important. So, storing water is equally important. For example, a self-made water reservoir. Usually, we need some water containers, such as bowls, bottles, wooden buckets, and so on-"
"Then, I happen to have a very good water storage tool with me.”Zhang Shan smiled mysteriously. "After the plane crash, I was abandoned on this deserted island. I'm all alone and have nothing left except this water storage tool.”
"Could it be that Brother Shan carries a bucket with him?”
"Carrying a bowl with you?"
……
"Everyone, please take a look!"
Zhang Shan reached into his pants pocket!
He directly took out a box of condoms!
"Ya! It's that thing!" Zhao Ying called out.
Babe blurted out with a flushed face. " Zhang Shan, why do you bring that-that thing with you-you're so wretched-"
The appearance of condoms made the live broadcast even more crazy.
"The beast has finally bared its fangs!"
"Set! It's actually a set!"
"Filthy!"
"Filth 1!"
"Is this the legendary divine weapon used to clear dungeons, the condom?”
"My 24K titanium dog eyes are blinded!”
"This wave is indeed bright."
"Did Brother Shan come prepared this time? My Babe, my Ah Ying, oh my god! The earth! In the end, you still can't escape the demonic claws!"
"Brother Shan, since things have come to this, help me a few more times.”
"That's not right. Brother Shan didn't know that he would meet Babe and Ying. Did he prepare this box of condoms for the f * cking pig? Sun Bear?"
"That's not right. Brother Shan himself didn't know that he would be stranded on a deserted island. If I'm not wrong, Brother Shan prepared this box of condoms to f * ck himself.”
……
"Ladies and gentlemen, please be elegant and not dirty. Your thoughts are too dirty.”Zhang Shan laughed. "Seriously speaking, condoms are the best water storage bag in the wilderness! A condom could hold at least three liters of water! And it was easy to carry! It was a must-have item for home travel and survival in the wilderness!”
"F * ck, this explanation is completely flawless.”
"I'm convinced. This time, I'm completely convinced. Even condoms can forcefully be related to Man vs. Wild.”
"Pregnancy-Avoidance, Forcefully Taking the Blame
"If Mom asks me why I'm wearing condoms in the future, I'll tell her that the baby wants to survive in the wilderness.”
……
Zhang Shan prepared to take the condoms and go to the stream to get water.
However, he noticed that Babe and Zhao Ying were looking at him strangely.
"Hmm? Is there a problem?" Zhang Shan was puzzled.
"Zhang Shan, did you bring along a condom?”Zhao Ying said with a faint smile.
"Yeah, Man vs. Wild." Zhang Shan said shamelessly. "Do you think I have other thoughts?”
In fact, after interacting with Zhang Shan, Babe and Zhao Ying trusted him very much. They had developed a sense of dependence on him. Therefore, when Zhang Shan suddenly took out a box of condoms, although they were surprised, they were not too afraid.
"I think this explanation is flawed.”Babe said seriously.
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