"If I were a firebird, I would definitely burn you.。。。。”Zeng Xiaoxian sat on the sofa in the bar and sang. Then, she looked at the others on the sofa with hope.
Lu Ziqiao wanted to judge his singing. " Feng Qixi, I can't have your heart," a woman roared." I want your body. I want to die with you. Let's die together!"”
A woman was strangling Pepsi's neck and crying her eyes out. "Pepsi, you're Lu Ziqiao's disciple?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise.”
Wan Yu walked over and said," Recently, the psychological consultation studio has been very popular. Ever since an auntie suffered from depression and Pepsi treated her, the auntie pursued him crazily like a second spring. This news spread throughout iPartment. Some people even deliberately came to watch the show. The men were fine, but the women immediately fell for him when they saw him.”
Pepsi calmly took a sip of water and asked Wanyu," Little assistant, why are you here? What's with that woman?"”
"I wanted to use the old method, but I bumped into Feifei. Feifei said that I'll leave it to her.”
"Alright, meow. Little assistant, how's the drawing of the amulet I taught you?”
"Wow, those talismans are really too fun. Some require true qi and magic power, but I don't have it, and some don't need it. Especially that Empathy Spell, it's really fun.”
Pepsi rubbed her face helplessly." Wanyu, you might not be able to learn my Pure Secret Art. Why don't you learn Yifei's Martial Saint Scripture or Ziqiao's Ghost Divine Martial Record?" Don't waste your talent and courage.”
"Don't think about my Martial Saint's True Scripture. If my ancestor Guan Yu finds out, he will strike me in my dreams.”Hu Yifei sat down with a hammer.
"F * ck, Yifei, you didn't really kill her, did you? That's an innocent life, meow!”Pepsi asked with her eyes wide open. He knew that Hu Yifei was as quiet as a virgin and could do nothing.
Hu Yifei snorted." Cut it out. I just told her that you don't like women and that you already have a boyfriend.”
Lu Ziqiao asked curiously,"She left?"”
"No. I also said that I was Pepsi's girlfriend and she wanted to challenge me. I smashed the stone lion at the door with one slap and scared it away.”
Pepsi looked up at the sky and sighed." Sigh, I didn't earn much money. I've already spent it all."”
Lu Ziqiao suddenly handed him the phone and said,"Pepsi, you're famous now. I don't think there will be any sound in your psychological consultation room in the future."”
He saw a popular article on the top page of the mobile phone forum. The headline was about Feng Qixi, a psychologist who used his position to deceive women. According to insider reports, he had been caught by a passionate and innocent woman. Everyone, please unite and despise him.
Pepsi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was laughing secretly, and said," Alright, now our reputation is ruined. Wanyu, why don't we work at Zhaoli's convenience store? At least we don't have to spend money on food and drink. We can also pay rent every month."”
Pepsi looked at Wanyu and suddenly said," Wanyu, you haven't told me what you want to learn." You're only 20 years old, so it's not too late for you to cultivate.”
Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and said," I can also learn the Ghost Divine Martial Record. My great-grandfather said that I, Lu Bu, have reincarnated. That's why my cultivation has progressed by leaps and bounds."”
"What do you mean by a thousand miles a day?" Hu Yifei asked.
Lu Ziqiao said mysteriously,"I've heard of the Emperor Xuanyuan. Do the imperial ladies ascend in broad daylight?"”
"Hey, Ziqiao, you're so wretched. You even pluck Yin to nourish Yang. No wonder you keep changing women around you.”Hu Yifei said in disdain.
Pepsi was stunned for a moment, then her eyes lit up. He had countless love tribulations. He might even have 30,000, let alone 3,000. F * ck, the situation had opened up. "Ziqiao, teach me how to meow. I'll learn how to condemn.”
"You're not allowed to learn!"
"You dare?"
Pepsi looked at Wan Yu and Yifei and said with a wicked smile," Why are you guys reacting so strongly? I don't think so."。。。”His eyes turned into cat eyes. Suddenly, Hu Yifei stuck two fingers into his eyes, causing Pepsi to tear up and temporarily lose sight of him.
"Pretty?" Hu Yifei said. Then, she looked at Lu Ziqiao and said," If you dare to teach him, the ancient ancestor Guan Yunchang would kill Hua Xiong with warm wine. Today, I, Hu Yifei, will chop off his penis with a knife. Hmph."”
After Hu Yifei left, Wanyu leaned over and said to Pepsi, who was rubbing her eyes crazily," Pepsi, you can't learn it. It's too disgusting. Also, I've already solved the problem with the cultivation method. I might need your help in a few days."”
After the girl left, Zeng Xiaoxian came over with a glass of wine in his hand." Ziqiao, I think that you should have a talented successor to your cultivation method of ascending in broad daylight.”
"Stop dreaming. If you don't have any cultivation at all, that's not dual cultivation.”Lu Ziqiao mocked. He then said to Pepsi," Pepsi, you saw it too. Hu Yifei and Wanyu, I still want to stay here. I'm sorry."”
"Meow, if you don't want to learn, then don't learn. Why did you poke my eyes?”Pepsi said. He slowly opened his reddened eyes. But Lu Ziqiao whispered again,"Do you remember the book I gave you?" Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals, you carefully taste...”
"Meow? I really didn't look closely." Lu Ziqiao had written the book himself. Pepsi had originally wanted to learn how to pick up girls, but after reading one-third of the book, which was full of narcissistic and smug words, she lost interest.
"Pepsi, can you do me a favor tomorrow?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked Pepsi embarrassedly. I'll pay you."
"It's okay. We're all friends. We can't take your money.”
"There's a TV show in the station that doesn't have a host. I've asked the producer to come over.”
Pepsi turned to Zeng Xiaoxian and asked,"Lisa Rong?"”
"You know her?"
"No, but for 500 yuan, I'll teach you how to deal with her.”
"Deal!"
"Give me the money first. Meet us in our suite tomorrow morning. Do what you have to do and leave the rest to me.”
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In the evening, Pepsi called Lu Ziqiao over and said,"Ziqiao, I need your help with something. Are you free tomorrow?"”
"I just ate Meijia's stewed fish and promised to catch one for her tomorrow."”
" That's great, meow. After you finish fishing tomorrow, come to 3601. Teacher Zeng has something to ask of you. The reward is 200 yuan. Please keep it well, meow."”
Lu Ziqiao put the money in his pocket first and then asked,"Okay, what do you want?"”
"Just help him get a woman.”
"Women? I like it."
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"Meijia, Guan Gu, Yifei, Wanyu, and Zhanbo? Are you guys free tomorrow? I have a good show here. Do you want to see it? 100 registration fee. If it's not exciting, I'll refund the money, meow?”Pepsi came to room 3602 and said.
"A good show? The quintessence of Chinese opera?" Guan Gu asked. Sigai, I want to see it."
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