Mother Han's expression was extremely ugly. She raised her eyebrows and reprimanded him.
Han Xiaoman, Han Xiaoman!"
"I've raised you for twenty years. Why didn't I realize that you're such an unreasonable person?”
"Yize picked up 10 yuan on the road, you have to be serious!”
"He's a grown man. It's fine if he doesn't have more than five yuan on him, but he's going to lose his temper when he picks up ten yuan?”
" He's actually making him kneel on a durian?"
"That thing is full of thorns. It hurts when you touch it. Are you so cruel to make him kneel for the entire night?”
"Do you have to anger me to death before you're satisfied? How could a girl have so many vicious thoughts!”
"Apologize to Yize immediately! If I find out that you're punishing Yize again, I'll slap you!”
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Han Xiaoman felt his scalp go numb as he stood there in a daze, unable to think straight.
Judging from Zhang Yize's state, he was indeed drunk.
This didn't seem like an act.
How did he manage to come up with a story when he was drunk?
Father Han couldn't hold it in anymore. He slammed his wine glass on the table and said with an ugly expression,
"Little Man! You're too insensible!"
"How can you abuse Yize like this?”
"You're dating. He's your boyfriend, not your servant. How can you treat him like this?”
"To think that he was still thinking about you when he was drunk. Is this how you repay him?”
"Did I tell you? One must be honest with each other and treat both parties equally. Don't be too domineering or too humble.”
"You're good! Was he only listening to the first half of the sentence? She was so domineering and made Yize so humble!”
"As your father, I can't stand it anymore. If you continue to be like this, don't call me father in the future!”
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Han Xiaoman wanted to retort after being bombarded by her parents, but she did not know where to start.
He really couldn't clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River!
Zhang Yize's eyes were unfocused and he looked drunk.
However, her heart was already trembling with laughter.
After obtaining the physique enhancement skill.
The white wine that he drank was quickly expelled by his digestive system through his sweat.
Therefore, although Zhang Yize drank about half a kilogram of white wine, he was still conscious.
His words just now were naturally a joke.
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She looked at Han Xiaoman's deflated and embarrassed expression.
Zhang Yize was overjoyed.
She had to try her best to maintain the expression on her face and not laugh out loud.
It was really hard to hold it in.
He could only drink to divert his attention.
He poured Old Han a full glass of wine and refilled his empty glass.
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He raised his wine glass and said vaguely,
"Uncle, don't talk about Little Man."
"I did this willingly. Who asked me to like Little Man!”
Father Han was also quite touched. He raised his glass and clinked it with Zhang Yize's before downing it again.
Zhang Yize naturally did the same and finished it in one gulp.
After another glass, Old Han, who had an excellent alcohol tolerance, also started to sway.
Her eyes were fixed on the dishes on the table, and she did not recover for a long time.
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After a long while, she burped and rolled her tongue. She dragged a chair over and sat beside Zhang Yize.
Old Han patted Zhang Yize's shoulder and said bitterly,"
"Yize! Although I'm more than twenty years older than you, I really admire you!”
"Little Man, I've spoiled you so much that you actually bullied you like this.”
"You can't let the opposite sex sit in your car, you can't eat with the opposite sex, and you can't go out after nine o'clock.”
"Your allowance can't exceed five yuan.”
"You do all the housework at home, and Little Man still bullies you all day.”
"I asked you to squat down and eat, and I even asked you to kneel on a durian!”
"You actually persevered for more than a year.”
"If it were me, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to live for even a day.”
"You're a real man, a real man! Uncle Han, I'm ashamed of my inferiority!"
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Old Han was also starting to get drunk.
Mother Han sighed helplessly. She wanted to send Old Han away, but the two men were both drunk.
However, Old Han was unwilling. He pulled Zhang Yize and continued,"
"Yize! Just because you are so brave and so tenacious.”
"I, Old Han, admire you! If you don't mind, I'll call you big brother!”
"From now on, you will be my biological big brother, and I will be your little brother!”
Han Xiaoman and Mother Han were stunned by Old Han's words.
Zhang Yize, who was pretending to be drunk, was also a little confused by him.
Uncle, you're playing me like this!
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The reaction in the live broadcast room was even more intense. The bullet comments floated down like snowflakes.
Amazing! This wine made the future father-in-law turn into a little brother!
With just three sentences, father-in-law was willing to call me big brother. Zhang Yize was something!
Zhang Yize, start a class! You've already completely conquered your parents-in-law!
The development of this situation has already exceeded my imagination. Is this something that carbon-based creatures can do?
Zhang Yize, you're still the one. In just half a day, your mother-in-law has completely defected to the enemy, and your father-in-law is willing to be your little brother. You're f * cking invincible!
How was Little Man supposed to play with this? Her father had already become her boyfriend's underling. Wasn't her identity a little awkward?
……
Mother Han pushed Old Han and scolded him with a smile,"
"What are you talking about? Aren't you afraid that the children will laugh at you!"
"You're Little Man's father, yet you call Yize big brother.”
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Han Xiaoman also nodded repeatedly, although she knew that her father was just talking nonsense when he was drunk.
But this was too scary. If she really called him that, what would happen to her status as Zhang Yize's girlfriend?
Old Han waved his hand and said with a big tongue,
"I'm not drunk! I'm sincere!"
"Yize, say something. Do you recognize me as your little brother?”
Zhang Yize almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and the muscles on his face twisted.
She used all her strength to resist the urge to burst out laughing.
He said seriously,"
"Uncle, I'm your junior.”
"We can't mess up the seniority!"
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Mother Han and Han Xiaoman nodded repeatedly.
Fortunately, although Zhang Yize was drunk, he still had some rationality and did not mess around with Old Han.
However, Zhang Yize's next words left them dumbfounded.
"But I know that you are sincere! I can't trample on your good intentions.”
"How about this? Let's talk about our own matters!"
"From now on, I will call you uncle."
"You called me big brother!"
"Neither of us will take advantage of the other!"
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Han Xiaoman's eyes widened as if she had seen a ghost.
Mother Han was also speechless as she held her forehead, looking like she had nothing to live for.
The audience in the live broadcast room was also shocked speechless.
What the f * ck!
Simply ridiculous! Open the f * cking door!
This was ridiculous!
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