My Disciples Are All Absurd Gamers

After four years in another world, He Yiming finally becomes the Newbie Sect Leader and activates the Sect System, earning his first Check-in Rewards!

The system unexpectedly summons his friends from Blue Water Star, bringing their souls into this world and reshaping their bodies to become sect disciples.

And just like that, the sect’s vibe takes a drastic turn!

Dark Souls Expert: “Sure, the starter zone monsters can one-shot us, but as long as I block and roll perfectly, I can take them down without a scratch!”

Edgy Player: “What’s the point of cultivating if my right hand doesn’t have the power of seals? Join my crash course now! Guaranteed results or your spirit stones back!”

Tower Defense Strategist: “Beast horde incoming! He Yiming Defense Squad, form up! Arrow towers, ice cannons, flying sword turrets—everything’s set. If a single monster slips through, Ill swim butterfly stroke in the septic tank!”

Native Cultivators: “What? He Yiming’s disciples can