" Big Brother, what about you and Second Brother?" At this moment, the Black Monarch finally couldn't suppress the doubts in her heart and asked.
" I want to discuss the battle plan with Second Brother." The Yellow Emperor replied with a solemn expression.
"That's right, big brother and I need to discuss the battle plan. When Chi You's army arrives, we won't be in a panic." The Flame Emperor continued.
"Yes, we should indeed make a battle plan.”。Hearing this, the Black Emperor nodded and said.
"Since we've discussed it, it's settled. Let's drink to our heart's content and relax before the great battle.”。Seeing that the matter had been settled, it was time for the Flame Emperor to have a drink.
After all, the Yellow Crane Tower, Erguotou, Green Fruit Wine, Brandy, Old Breeds, and Wuliang Liquor were still on the table. He could not waste these wines. Of course, the old varieties and Wuliang Ye were excluded.
" Haha…haha, that's good too. We can't use our magic power to remove the wine today. Brothers, let's get drunk." Emperor Bai laughed.
……
After that, the five of them sat down one after another. Each of them held a bowl and just like that, they drank a big mouthful each time they bumped into each other. The meat and vegetables on the table were also swept clean. The Cyan Emperor ate the most. It could be said that he ate without regard for his life. His mouth was greasy.
As time passed, everyone slowly became tipsy because they did not use their magic power to relieve the effects of the alcohol.
Not long after, the few of them swayed, their mouths full of nonsense, their faces red, and their eyes lifeless.
Only three-fifths of the wine on the table had been drunk, and there was still more than half left. The rest were the Black Monarch's old wine and Wuliang liquor. However, everyone had also taken it and drank it. They were probably unable to read.
"Ha…ha, good…good…good wine, cheers!”。The White Emperor held a jug of wine and couldn't even speak fluently.
" 3rd brother, 4th brother, 5th brother, you guys are too…too disappointing. You've lived for so long, yet…you still can't get a wife…" The Yellow Emperor teased with his drunken eyes.
" Yes…yes, too…bad…. He's even a mighty expert…He can't even…chop…firewood…up…the mountain…"
The Flame Emperor was even more drunk. He climbed onto the table and drooled. In the end, he seemed to have fallen asleep. He didn't move at all as if he was dead.
" Ha…haha, I like it…I…am…happy…" Black Monarch stammered.
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the next day
On the ninth floor, there was a table in the middle of the ground. There was nothing else. Beside the table were a few people lying in a mess. Some were sleeping flat, some were prostrating on the ground as if they were worshipping their ancestors, and some were crawling on the ground like turtles. Their hair was messy, and they were wearing dragon robes of different colors. Only one of them was wearing a golden robe with a sun pattern. After a while, someone suddenly opened his eyes…
Boom!
"Ah! Who kicked me?" At this moment, a loud roar broke the silence. It was the Cyan Emperor who flew out in a bizarre manner.
"F * ck, Third Brother, you're actually hugging onto my thigh. Could it be that you have a fetish for the sun?”。The White Emperor had already stood up and looked at the Cyan Emperor in disbelief.
Just now, when he woke up, he realized that someone was hugging his thigh and then subconsciously kicked him away. Only now did he see that it was the Cyan Emperor.
Boom!
"Ah! Who the f * ck slapped me in the face!" Another loud roar was heard, and the Black Monarch flew out in a bizarre manner.
"F * ck, could it be that the fifth brother has a fetish for the Dragon Yang?”。The Yellow Emperor slowly stood up, his face turning green and purple, as if he had just eaten a dead rat.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a head as black as ink resting on his neck and a hand wrapped around his stomach. When he realized that it was not his wife, he was sent flying with a backhand slap.
It was only now that he could clearly see that it was the Black Monarch.
"Eh? What is blocking my sight? It smells so good…" The Flame Emperor was lying on the other side and muttering.
Then, he took off the thing that was blocking his eyes and took a closer look." I threw…"
He was so frightened that he quickly put the item away. He didn't expect that he would take out his wife's underwear and hang it on his face.
Big Brother, why did you slap my face…" Black Monarch crawled up from the ground and realized that it was Yellow Emperor who had sent him flying. He immediately shouted at Yellow Emperor.
"Cough, cough! Who told you to…" The Yellow Emperor realized that he had sent the Black Monarch flying and felt a little embarrassed.
" I…I…I'm drunk…" When the Black Monarch heard this, his face instantly turned red. He stammered for a long time, unable to say anything, and simply turned his head to the side. Of course, no one could tell that his dark face was red.
" Fourth Bro, why did you f * cking kick me again…" The Cyan Emperor clutched his stomach and slowly stood up as he roared at the White Emperor.
Who told you to hug my thigh and even put your head on my stomach…" Emperor Bai said in a small voice, looking like a little girl who had been wronged.
"Ah! I…I…I lost…" The Cyan Emperor first cried out in surprise, then stuttered. His expression was extremely ugly, as if he had eaten a dead fly.
"Stop arguing! It's been two days. Go back to what you were doing…" The Yellow Emperor counted with his fingers and realized that the five of them had been drunk here for two days. He immediately said with a serious expression.
If it was any other time, it would be fine. But now, they had to prepare for a war with Chi You. How could it be child's play?
When everyone heard this, they were instantly annoyed. How could he be so lazy at such a critical moment? How could he face the countless lives in Great China?
Chi You was about to attack them, but they still acted as if nothing had happened. It was too outrageous.
Then, everyone left.
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