There were many telephone poles at the crossroads, and there were also many small advertisements on the telephone poles. There were old military doctors, old Chinese doctors, imperial doctors, psoriatic, gonoracia, rheumatism, premature defecation, and sexual impotency. All kinds of illnesses could be cured with a single injection. Xiao Mo admitted that he was tempted when he saw that only one needle was needed to restore a man's masculinity. Perhaps, when he regained his manhood, Li Xiaoyun would come back. Look, he was still thinking that Li Xiaoyun would return to his side one day. This was the sorrow of a loser.
In the rugged alley, Xiao Mo finally found the residence of the legendary hundred-year-old military doctor. It was a small house with a fairy's style. In a prosperous city like B City, it was rare to see a small tile-roofed house with only two bricks. At this time, Xiao Mo was very nervous because his last dignity told him that he should not come to such a place to see a doctor. However, he was desperate and only had 200 yuan on him. He could only brace himself and push open the old military doctor's door.
" H-hello, old military doctor." As soon as he entered the door, he saw an old man in a military coat sitting on a bench and smoking a large pipe leisurely. The image of an old military doctor was very suitable for the title of an expert. He had no hair on his head, which was commonly known as thin hair. He had no meat on his body, which was commonly known as bamboo pole. His eyes were lifeless, which was commonly known as too much. Wearing a pair of presbyopic glasses that was more than 1,000 degrees, Xiao Mo doubted if he could see what he looked like.
"Cut the crap. Gonoracia, malaria, or premature defecation? If it's hemorrhoids, please go out and turn right to find a hemorrhoid specialist.”The old military doctor was very direct. He went straight to the point. Xiao Mo instantly felt that this was a real expert. This was what an expert should be like. He should have the aura of an expert.
"Cough, cough, it's premature defecation." Xiao Mo's face turned red. Although the master was very imposing, it was very embarrassing for him to say that he had premature defecation. After all, which man would be willing to admit that he had premature defecation?
"So what if it's premature, why are you being so shy? Don't worry. Once you come to me, the injection will be effective. There will be no relapse and no future problems. The surgery fee is 500 yuan, the medical fee is 300 yuan, and the medical fee is 200 yuan. The total is 1,000 yuan. Thank you.”After saying that, the old military doctor stood up and took out a large syringe from the drawer behind him. There was half a tube of liquid inside, and the needle seemed to be a little black. Xiao Mo wondered if this syringe had been used by anyone.
"One, one thousand yuan? So expensive? Why don't you rob them?" Xiao Mo was angry when he heard that it was 1,000 yuan. He dared to ask for a thousand yuan from her?
"You think 1,000 yuan is expensive? Then I have nothing to say. Go out and turn right. I'll find someone with hemorrhoids to give you an injection. His is cheap. One injection costs 100 yuan.”Hearing that Xiao Mo thought it was expensive, the old military doctor instantly threw the syringe on the table. He looked at Xiao Mo and continued,"This needle can make a man regain his vigor, can make a woman feel pain and happiness under a man's body, can make a woman cry, can make a woman smile, and can make a man regain his confidence. Now, do you still think that a thousand yuan is expensive? Young man, I see that you're quite young. I'll give you a discount of 800 yuan. If you still think it's expensive, go out and turn right to look for the person with hemorrhoids.”
"Two hundred dollars." Xiao Mo gritted his teeth. He was going all out. Even if he didn't eat or drink this month, he would use this needle to help him regain his manhood, regain his confidence, and let Li Xiaoyun feel pain and happiness under his body.
Hearing Xiao Mo's words, the old military doctor stood up immediately and looked at Xiao Mo with a dumbfounded expression.""F * ck, young man, you're the robber. 500 dollars, the lowest price, not a penny less.”
"200 yuan, not a single cent more. I only have 200 yuan on me. If it really doesn't work, I'll go to another shop.”Xiao Mo was about to turn around and leave. He believed that the old military doctor wouldn't give up the 200 yuan, so he played hard to get.
However, the old military doctor did not ask him to stay. He did not ask him to stay until he reached the door. He suddenly wondered if his attempt to play hard to get had failed. Just as he was thinking about whether he should be thick-skinned and turn around, the old military doctor finally spoke.
"Forget it, young man. I've always taken it as my duty to help the dying and heal the wounded. Since you only have 200 yuan, I'll do you a favor that day.”
Xiao Mo turned around with a smile when he heard the satisfactory answer. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the old military doctor waiting for him with a syringe. Seeing the smile on the old military doctor's face, Xiao Mo couldn't help but think of the Japanese " Imperial Army " in TV dramas.
"Take off your pants." Looking at Xiao Mo who was in a daze, the old military doctor urged impatiently.
Xiao Mo took off his clothes, revealing his snow-white buttocks.
"Take them all off."
"Take them all off?" Xiao Mo was confused. Wasn't the injection done on the butt? Why did he have to take them all off?
"If I tell you to take it off, then take it off. What are you dawdling for?”As he spoke, the old military doctor took off Xiao Mo's red meat storage. Seeing the little thing under Xiao Mo, the old military doctor frowned and said in a serious tone,"Young man, it looks like you're not only premature but also a toothpick.”
"Ah." The old military doctor raised the needle and put it down. Yes, be it toothpicks or enoki mushrooms, after you inject me with them, you'll be a man even fiercer than the male lead in A porno.”
"But, but, why did you point the needle at my little brother?”
"Oh, this is called solving the root of the problem. When did I tell you that I wanted to inject an injection into your butt?”
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