The director was about to break down!!!
From this morning onwards…
He was just like Tang Sanzang!
He chased after Lin Xian and kept explaining his current situation to Lin Xian!
What do you mean there's no firewood
No water
You're starving
Hurry up and go work for food
Wait, wait, wait!
He felt like he had said these words over and over again 200 times!
However!
Lin Xian was such an infuriating fellow!
It was as if he was deaf!
He didn't even listen to a single word he said!!!
This made the director very embarrassed!
According to the script he had envisioned
It should be Lin Xian crying and shouting! She begged him to give Lin Xian some food!
at this moment
He used a superior attitude to reject Lin Xian! Then, he told him that if he wanted to obtain food, he had to work hard! Refuse to lie flat!
that's right
This was how things were supposed to develop!!
In the previous dozens of episodes of the "Metamorphosis" program, those rich second-generation heirs had all obediently gone to work!
but
God damn it!
Why didn't Lin Xian fall for it?？
Now, the situation between the two of them was completely reversed!
He, who was supposed to be high and mighty, had now become Lin Xian's follower! Following behind him, repeating the options over and over again
It was as if he was begging Lin Xian to work!!
This was too ridiculous!
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The director's continuous disregard by Lin Xian was clearly seen by the millions of netizens in the live broadcast room!
He couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hahahahahaha! This explosive program really wants to make me laugh to death! And then inherit my ant flower!! Look at the director's face! He's really green! He had been pestering Lin Xian for the whole morning, but Lin Xian had completely ignored his advice every time! He was like a monk who had no time to play anymore. He followed Lin Xian and repeated the same words over and over again, hahahaha! He's really extremely humble!"
"I can see that the director has really put in a lot of effort to let Lin Xian suffer, do some work, and contribute a little!! However, things did not go as he wished! Lin Xianyi's thoughts of lying down had long been ingrained in his bones!! He didn't buy it at all! Originally, the director thought that he must teach Lin Xian a lesson and let him know the dangers of society! But now, the situation was completely reversed!! On the contrary, it made the director very embarrassed!”
"Hahahahahaha, you can't blame Lin Xian for this! It could only be said that everything happened too coincidentally! When the director and Lin Xian were talking seriously in the morning, Lin Xian really replied to the director. However, as the director spoke, there were screams and howls outside! He interrupted the director! Later on, when the director wanted to pull Lin Xian back to continue talking, Lin Xian's mind was already attracted by the crying crowd in front of him!”
"Speaking of which, it's really funny. I don't understand why Lin Xian is so interested in such a trivial matter like mourning! Logically speaking…Lin Xian, who was born into a rich family, would definitely not be exposed to such customs in the countryside! Moreover, Lin Xian had muttered to himself that this group of mourners seemed to be missing something. Could it be that Lin Xian had done some research on such trivial matters? By the way, who can tell me what Lin Xian said was missing?”
Through the camera.
Everyone heard Lin Xian's muttering.
At that time, he looked at the funeral team with a serious face.
Holding her chin thoughtfully,
Then, he muttered something like,"This funeral team always feels like something is missing."
This sentence really confused the netizens!
People buried their elders in the countryside. They thought of everything. All kinds of etiquette and procedures must be in place!
How could it be lacking something!
besides
Even if something is missing
Only the older generation in the village could tell! Lin Xian was just a teenager. How could he know anything about funerals?？
so
When he heard Lin Xian say this,
No one took it seriously at all!
Everyone simply thought that he was joking or that he was deliberately saying it to anger the director!
but
Lin Xian was really honest!
He never played games!
Just when everyone thought that Lin Xian was joking,
He suddenly clapped his hands!
He said that he had thought of what the white matter team lacked!
Then, he disappeared in a flash!
this
Only the director and the nearly ten million netizens in the live broadcast room were left dumbfounded!
What was Lin Xian doing?
ever since
Everyone followed the cameraman's point of view and followed Lin Xian all the way back to the courtyard.
Very quickly.
Just as everyone arrived at the courtyard,
Lin Xian walked out of the main room with a smile on his face. He waved the things in his hands and said to the director,"
"I felt that something was missing when they were crying just now. I always felt that there was no atmosphere when they cried. I didn't have that feeling yet, but I couldn't figure out what it was that was missing."
"It wasn't until just now that I remembered that their team was quite unprofessional! It's missing the most important instrument in the funeral event."
Lin Xian shook the trumpet-shaped, long and thin traditional instrument in his hand.
"Suona!"
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
for a time
Everyone felt as if they had been struck by lightning!!
So that was how it was!
So that was how it was!
No one had realized this just now
But when Lin Xian said the word 'suona,' everyone was enlightened!! They all reacted.
"Right, right! I wouldn't have realized it if Lin Xian hadn't mentioned it!! The mournful funeral procession that passed by on the main road just now really didn't hear any suona sound!! This was too abnormal! The suona was the king of the traditional musical instruments in the Dragon Country! It was something that everyone could not avoid in their lives. The suona welcomed you into this world! Then, I'll brag about your marriage, brag about having children, and finally bury you in the ground and send you away! Who could live without the suona?”
"I really didn't hear any suona sounds from the burial team just now!! All he could hear was a group of sopranos wailing and howling, completely devoid of the sadness and desolation that came with playing the suona!! One had to admit that Lin Xian's experience was really good! He actually realized that there was no suona in the funeral procession so quickly!!”
"That's right. A funeral without a suona can't be considered a qualified funeral! At the very least, the atmosphere couldn't be stirred up!! In our local area, those old masters who can play the suona are usually too busy! Basically, every day, it was reserved by the families of the surrounding villages who attended the funeral. As the saying went, it was good! No suona, no work! He had to admit that this family was really too unprofessional. They didn't even hire a suona master!”
"Uh, how should I put it? I don't think it's because he doesn't want to invite me, right? Look at the length of the funeral procession. No matter how you look at it, it must be a big family from the neighboring village! At the very least, the population was very prosperous. They definitely wouldn't lack the money to hire a suona master! The only possibility was that there was no one who could play the suona in this mountainous area, right? After all, this place was so remote and backward, and how many young people nowadays would be interested in the suona?”
"This is the only possibility! Lin Xian's memory was really good! I remember that when Lin Xian was assembling the wind turbine for Wu Yiyi, he glanced at the wall and the courtyard. I didn't expect that at that time, he would see the suona hanging on the wall of the central room and remember it! I think this suona belongs to Grandpa Wu, right? If it wasn't Grandpa Wu's, then it should be Grandpa Wu's son, Wu Yiyi's father's!”
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No one was too surprised to see Lin Xian take out the suona from the house.
After all, I've been watching the live broadcast for so long
The camera had already swept across the wall countless times. Everyone already knew that there was a suona hanging on the wall of Grandpa Wu's central room.
but
It was useless to take it out at this time!
No one would brag!
at this time
The neighbor next door also walked into the courtyard and saw the suona in Lin Xian's hand. He smiled and said,"
"Oh, I haven't seen this suona in a long time! This suona belonged to Old Wu's son! It was Wu Yiyi's father's! Yiyi's father is the only person in our village who knows how to play the suona!”
"In the past, we only had people who came back here to invite Yiyi's father to play the suona when they had a funeral! I have to say that Yiyi's father's suona blowing is still very good. Back then, he learned it from an old master in the village at the foot of the mountain."
"It's just that we can't earn money to send Yiyi to school in such a village! Therefore, after that, Yiyi's parents went to the south to work together. They only came back once during the new year.”
"The old master at the foot of the mountain, the one who taught Yiyi's father to play the suona, also passed away a few years ago. Therefore, there was not a second person who knew how to play the suona in the entire country.”
"But there's no suona. The old man in the family has passed away. We have to continue with the funeral! Therefore, there was no other way.”
"Who doesn't want a suona master to bring the rhythm and atmosphere to the funeral? The countryside liked to be lively and have face! It was a pity that he couldn't find anyone who could play the suona!”
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The neighbor said.
Not only did it make everyone realize
It also explained the doubts in everyone's hearts.
It turns out that it's not that everyone doesn't invite a suona master when they do things
It was just that he really couldn't invite her!
He couldn't find anyone who could play the suona!
That's why I had no choice but to continue with the white matter
"Yes, yes! Alright, alright! Thank you, grandpa!"
"Goodbye!"
The director nodded quickly and pushed the neighbor away.
Really!
This is Metamorphosis, brothers!
Why was this rhythm inexplicably getting more and more off track!？
Shouldn't everyone's attention be on Lin Xian's transformation and watching him suffer and make a fool of himself?
Why are all of them starting to be interested in funeral ceremonies, wailing, and funerals!？
He had to hurry up and get the rhythm back!
otherwise
He would be laughed at by his fellow directors!
"Alright, alright, alright! Let's end it!"
The director pushed the neighbor out of the door and turned to look at Lin Xian."
"Don't think about the matter of the suona! Let's get back to our main topic! Lin Xian, what the f * ck? Where is Lin Xian?"
？？？？？？？
！！！！！！！
When the director turned around and wanted to talk to Lin Xian, asking him to hurry up and choose a path of suffering,
However, he was surprised to find out-
Lin Xian! It had actually disappeared!
"F * ck! He was clearly here just now!"
The director really couldn't understand!
just
He turned around and pushed the neighbor out of the courtyard
It only took less than ten seconds!
Where did Lin Xian go?
could it
Such a big living person!
Could he disappear right under his nose?？
He hurriedly looked left and right.
"Director! I found Lin Xian!"
"There he is! He's there!"
"F * ck! How did Lin Xian end up in that group of mourners!？”
"Nani? What is Lin Xian doing!"
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The director heard everyone's shouts!
He hurriedly ran out of the courtyard! He looked in the direction everyone was pointing at.
Boom!
Boom!
Seeing that extremely shocking scene
The director felt like his head was about to explode!!!
that moment
It was as if fireworks had been set off in his head!
It directly burned his brain!
He could not believe his eyes.
Only to see!
Lin Xian, who was right under his nose just now,
He actually managed to blend into the long white line that was crying!!
And what was even more mind-blowing was…
At this moment, Lin Xian raised his suona high!!! He placed the blowing tip in his mouth! Her cheeks puffed up as she inhaled.
Thud!
The director instantly felt a chill run down his spine!
There was nothing to live for!
His whole body went limp and he fell to the ground
Tears! Flowing! Full! Noodles!
"My ancestors!"
The director was about to break down.
"What the hell are you doing! Don't scare me!"
"He's crying and mourning here. Why are you blindly joining in the fun!!!”
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