At the same time…
Lin Xian had already arrived at the banquet venue in the neighboring village under the compliments of " Master, Master " and " Master ".
have to say
The five brothers and sisters who attended the funeral for their mother were indeed very filial children.
Their mother's greatest wish was to have a grand funeral!
such
She wanted everyone to know that not only did she raise the five children, but she was also very angry!
After all, the old mother was also an older generation of rural people
A good reputation was carved into one's bones.
Therefore, these five filial children naturally had the money to contribute and the strength to contribute! He had to make his mother's funeral the largest in the village!
That was indeed the case.
Not only was there a large stage in the north and south of the banquet venue, but there were nearly a hundred tables just for the grand banquet!
can be said
This was truly treating the entire village to a meal! Men, women, old and young, all came!
Lin Xian, today's hero
Naturally, he was invited to the main family's seat to receive him well!!
As the dishes on the table continued to be served,
Big Pig Knuckle!
Red braised pork!
Braised pork with preserved vegetables!
Roast goose!
Roast duck!
Stewed chicken!
Roasted lamb chops!
It was really so sumptuous that it couldn't be any more sumptuous!!
Naturally, Lin Xian had a sumptuous meal!
the food here
It really made the netizens envious!!
It could be seen that the family holding the funeral ceremony today was really a local wealthy family! He was extremely generous!
So don't look down on this remote mountain village
The food conditions were not inferior to those of restaurants in big cities!!
for a time
The bullet comments in the live broadcast room were all in discussion.
"What the f * ck! Can someone tell me that this is really the live broadcast room of the Metamorphosis!？Why do I feel like I've been watching Lin Xian's food stream every day until today?？If you ask me, the director of the program team should just change his career! If they really changed the show's name to 'Delicacies,' they might be able to become a god in one go! Why did he have to go against Lin Xian and reform him?”
"Hahahahaha, needless to say! If it weren't for Lin Weiguo's high status and power, there was only one possibility left! That was because the reward conditions that Mogul Lin had offered the director and the others were too high! It was so high that even if they could not see any hope of changing Lin Xian, they were all unwilling to give up!! However, judging from the current situation, not only did Lin Xian not have any intention of returning to inherit the family property, but he was also lying flat!”
"Do you know? Now, no matter which online platform it was, topics related to Lin Xian were firmly in the top ten of the hot topic rankings!! It was almost a spamming existence! Lin Xian's number of fans had also skyrocketed. When the show ended and Lin Xian took back his phone, he would definitely be shocked that his number of fans had skyrocketed by several orders of magnitude! After all, who could reject a handsome, gentle, considerate, kind, perfect man who could cook, kill pigs, and play the suona!”
"Cough, cough, cough! I feel that if Lin Xian continues to eat like this, after this episode of " Metamorphosis " ends, Lin Xian will definitely gain a few dozen pounds! If that was really the case, then it would be the first and only humiliation in the history of "Metamorphosis"! The rich second-generation heirs who participated in the show had always become tanned and thin. None of them had ever gained weight!! Only Lin Xian ate better than the production team every day! He even managed to get a seat at the main table!!! This treatment was much better than that of a director!”
"Speaking of lying flat and being rotten, I really don't accept anyone! I only admire Lin Xian! It was impossible for him to go to work! It was impossible to inherit the family business! He could only maintain his current life by lying flat. Why did he say that he could only work in the fields in exchange for a packet of instant noodles? Please, I just need to be a little more serious and play a few suona funeral songs! He could easily get into the big banquet! If lying flat can be so beautiful, why fight for inner scroll?”
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The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very cheerful!
everyone thinks
Lin Xian had perfectly found a new position to lie flat!
So what if he didn't give her food?
So what if there was no firewood or drinking water at home?
He would directly go and take on a white job, play the suona, and get into the grand banquet!!
Big pork knuckles and all kinds of drinks!
After the lunch banquet,
The five brothers and sisters once again came to thank Lin Xian and gave him a cigarette and two bottles of good wine as gifts.
Lin Xian did not decline.
It wasn't that he really wanted these cigarettes and alcohol.
Because this was a traditional courtesy gift!
In his previous life, Lin Xian had played the suona for many red and white events, so he was naturally very familiar with this kind of ceremonial thank you gift.
Usually, after the funeral.
In addition to settling their salaries, the host would give some cigarettes and alcohol to the chefs, suona, and opera singers as a thank-you gift.
He had no choice but to accept it.
It would be impolite to reject it.
Naturally, Lin Xian did not smoke or drink. He planned to leave it for Grandpa Wu when he went back!
"Grandpa Wu has always been reluctant to smoke a good cigarette. I'll give this carton of cigarettes to him when he comes back from the county town!”
Lin Xian was about to leave after dinner.
But who knew.
The custom here was not only to eat at noon, but also to put on a big show at night!
Say it's a show
Actually, it wasn't an opera anymore. It was more of a performance.
Lin Xian had nothing to do anyway
Moreover, there was no electricity, television, or cell phone at home when he went back. He might as well watch some shows here!
Although the programs are a little vulgar and boring
But it was better than going back to Grandpa Wu's house and daydreaming!
however
After 8 PM!
Something magical happened!
The stage host coughed twice and said,
"Cough, cough, cough! The child should go home and sleep! Go home and sleep! Whose child is it? Hurry up and bring her home!"
Upon hearing this!
The villagers sitting below were extremely happy!
He hurriedly ran and jumped to send his children and wife home! Then, he immediately ran back as if he was rubbing oil on his legs!
He was afraid that he would miss the next show!!
Then!
The assistant director who had followed Lin Xian to film also realized something!!
He hurriedly covered the camera.
"F * ck! F * ck! Quickly turn off the camera! The next scene could not be broadcast!”
"You scared me to death. Fortunately, my reaction was fast! Otherwise, our show might have been banned!!”
Soon after.
Crack! with a
The signal in the live broadcast room was cut off!
？？？？？？
！！！！！！
For a moment!
The entire live broadcast room was flooded with question marks!
The bullet comments went berserk.
"F * ck! F * ck! What was going on? Why was the signal suddenly cut off?？Logically speaking, it shouldn't be! In the past few days, other than when Lin Xian was sleeping, the live broadcast had been completely non-stop!! What exactly happened? Why did it feel like everyone had become abnormal ever since the emcee on the stage started to chase the children home?! An evil smile appeared on every man's face. Even the assistant director covered the camera in panic!”
"Hehehehe! The children who grew up in the city had probably never seen this project before, right? This was the unique culture of many rural areas. Every time there was a funeral, they would invite a troupe to perform! The previous programs were all suitable for all ages, but once it reached 8 o'clock, they began to send the children home to sleep! Everyone understood the logic! The next program would definitely be unsuitable for children!”
"Damn it! This is the first time I've heard of such a thing! Could it be that there were such benefits in rural areas?？No wonder I often see performances in rural areas on TikTok. They're so mysterious! And he didn't even let the child in! So it was a whole new world after 8 o'clock!! Damn it, I suddenly envy children who grew up in the countryside!! What was the use of a city household register! Not a single benefit!"
"Wuwuwuwu, please don't say it! The children who grew up in the countryside expressed that they had never seen such a performance after 8 o'clock!! When she was young, she was sent home by her father to sleep after eight o'clock! After growing up, this kind of performance was banned in various areas because it was immoral! It was only in the backward and remote areas where Lin Xian was now that such a bad habit was still retained! It's a good custom!"
“艹!! Photographer, hurry up and open the lens cover!! I stayed up late to watch your live broadcast room for so long. Isn't this the moment!？Hurry up and open the lens cover! Don't kick us out when it's time to kick the children out!! Sob, sob, so Not only did they have a full meal of pork knuckle and braised pork, but they also watched such an exciting ancient performance that could not be seen anywhere else in the country!! This f * cking thing had really reached a new height!!”
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The netizens in the live broadcast room were all cursing at the cameraman and the assistant director.
It's better to be happy together than to be happy alone!
How could he let Lin Xian enjoy such a good thing alone?？
However, the program team was also afraid that these performances after 8 o'clock would be banned.
He could only watch Lin Xianyi feast his eyes and grit his teeth as he endured the netizens 'anger!
same time
In the secret meeting room built by the program team of "Metamorphosis" next to Grandpa Wu's house,
Everyone sat there nervously
One by one, they were restless but silent
It was as if everyone was waiting for something!
And the director himself
He couldn't sit still!
da da da
da da da
da da da
He paced around the room again and again!
could tell
His heart was as nervous as his footsteps!!
Finally-
Bang!
The door of the secret meeting room was pushed open!
arrivals
It was really Comrade Little Wang who had just been promoted to the vice team leader of the strategy team!!
Seeing Little Wang panting heavily, Director Wang immediately asked nervously,
"Have you found out?"
Little Wang lowered his head and panted heavily. He made an OK gesture with his finger and then raised his head. He said confidently and excitedly,
"Director, I've investigated everything you've arranged for me!!”
"I've searched the three neighboring villages! Don't worry, not a single old man has died in these three villages! No one wanted to hold a funeral tomorrow!”
"So we don't have to worry about Lin Xian freeloading on the banquet again! As long as there were no people attending funerals in the surrounding villages, he naturally could not play the suona and eat pork knuckles!!”
Boom!
Boom!
Hearing this long-awaited good news
Everyone in the secret meeting room could no longer suppress their excitement!! He laughed crazily.
"Hahahahaha! This is great! As long as there were no old people passing away in the surrounding villages, Lin Xian would no longer be able to play the suona and sit at the banquet!! Humph! Lin Xian was just lucky today! He had coincidentally happened to be in the neighboring village and was lucky enough to get a big meal. He had only lived an extra day until tomorrow! He still has to worry about eating!"
"Don't worry, I didn't idle this afternoon. I've already asked around the village. Only the ancestral grave of the family yesterday is on the mountain. People from other villages who need to pass by this village during the funeral will not come to this godforsaken place! Therefore, Lin Xian could only hope for the stars and the moon tomorrow! There would no longer be a wave of people coming to attend the funeral!”
"It's true! Playing the suona and freeloading on the grand banquet was too unbelievable! Even a novel wouldn't dare to write like this! But let bygones be bygones. Since there was no one in the surrounding villages to attend the funeral tomorrow, Lin Xian's plan to sit on the throne and lie flat would definitely not take effect! Why don't he listen to our arrangements tomorrow and do farm work! Otherwise, he would have to go up the mountain to chop firewood and fetch water from the foot of the mountain to cook! I have to suffer!"
"Finally, the day we've been waiting for is finally here!! Sob, sob! These are tears of joy!! After waiting for so long, the day when Lin Xian was forced into a dead end had finally arrived! Now, we're really at the right time! The geographical advantage! Harmony! It was over! There would definitely be no mistakes tomorrow! Lin Xian's life will be ended by us!!”
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Now, everyone in the program team was in an unprecedented high mood!
This was the true turning of grief into strength!
In their minds, they had already simulated a hundred ways to make Lin Xian suffer and unable to continue lying flat!
"Hehehe, tomorrow will be the day you face the cruel reality!”
The director smiled and clapped his hands.
"Alright, tomorrow is our main event! Everyone, go to bed early. Don't delay tomorrow's big event!”
"Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, we'll gather at the entrance of Lin Xian's thatched cottage!! When he wakes up, we'll tell him this series of bad news!!”
"You want to lie flat on the seat by playing the suona? Hehe, no way!"
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