Early the next morning.
He was filled with excitement again!
Everyone in the production team gathered outside Lin Xian's thatched cottage!
Such a big fuss so early in the morning…
The netizens in the live broadcast room had already seen through it.
Come! The person! No! Kindness!
With so many people gathered at the entrance of Lin Xian's thatched cottage waiting for him to wake up, it was definitely not a good thing!!!
for a time
The live broadcast room began to complain.
"Ah! This familiar plot again! I don't even know how many times I've seen the same script. Every morning, the production team would be extremely excited. They would block the entrance of Lin Xian's thatched cottage and prepare to make Lin Xian suffer. They would say that he had to work today and that he definitely couldn't lie flat today! No matter how they thought of such a strategy to make things difficult for Lin Xian, Lin Xian could always easily resolve it and continue lying flat!”
"Yeah, I can't help but admire the director and his group of people. They're really unkillable cockroaches! No matter how badly he lost yesterday and how badly he was slapped in the face, but! Once it was the next morning, they would always be able to return to that confident expression! From this point of view, I really admire the director and the others! To describe it in one sentence, it was really-defeat after defeat, defeat after defeat!!”
"It's the same plot every day! If it weren't for the fact that this was a live broadcast, I would have thought that the same episode was being broadcasted every day! Look at the sly smile on the director's face today! They definitely felt that Lin Xian would not be able to lie down today and would have to submit to them and work! But then again, Lin Xian did not seem to have solved the problem of eating today!”
"Now that you mention it, I remember! Yesterday, Lin Xian had already run out of ammunition and food. There was no firewood or water in his house. Moreover, he had returned very late yesterday. Naturally, he did not have the time to collect and prepare this thing! Therefore, Lin Xian's situation today was not very optimistic! Although there was a group of mourners who happened to pass by yesterday and Lin Xian had a good meal there! How could they encounter such things every day!!!”
"It's over, it's over! It seemed like Lin Xian was going to die today! There was nothing left in the house to start a fire and cook! If Lin Xian wanted to fill his stomach, he could only submit to the directors and work in the fields!？Damn it, after being together for so long, I really have feelings for Lin Xianchu! She really hoped that he could lie down like this forever, but from the looks of it, he might not be able to lie down this time!”
The sun slowly rises
time passed quickly
All the members of the program team were standing at the entrance of the thatched hut with such swagger!
They were arrogant!
They were insufferably arrogant!
They were just waiting for Lin Xian to wake up and open the door to tell him the worst news in the world.
No one had a funeral today!
There was no firewood in the backyard and no water in the water tank!
You can no longer lie flat! If you don't want to starve to death, then work in the fields!
Especially the director himself.
He was just waiting for this time to be proud! He was trying to act cool in front of the netizens!
While waiting for Lin Xian to wake up, he had already simulated his expression and posture several times when he was lecturing Lin Xian!
This was definitely a handsome performance!!
however
time passed slowly
half past eight
nine o'clock
half past nine
Ten points!
Nearly a hundred people from the program team stood outside Lin Xian's thatched cottage under the scorching sun for two whole hours!! Lin Xian didn't wake up!
Everyone was dumbfounded!
What the hell was going on!
Everyone knows that Lin Xian likes to sleep in
However, she still didn't get up at ten o'clock! Isn't this too abnormal?
A group of people gathered and whispered,"
"It shouldn't be! Lin Xian used to wake up at around nine o'clock every day. He didn't sleep so late yesterday, right?”
"Damn it, I had been preparing to scold Lin Xian for a while! In the end, his arrogance was completely worn down after being exposed to the sun for two hours!”
"Could it be that Lin Xian has secretly escaped?! In the past, there had also been cases where these rich second-generation heirs could not bear the hardship and could not bear the crime and secretly ran away!”
"Damn it! Did Lin Xian really escape? Could it be that he realized that he had no way out and was unwilling to submit to us, so he ran away from home!？”
"Hurry up! Quickly open the door! Let's see if Lin Xian is inside!!”
Bang!
Creak--
As the wooden door of the thatched cottage was pushed open,
As expected!
The bedsheets and bedding inside were neatly packed! Lin Xian was not here at all!
艹!
Everyone wailed in their hearts!
He had been toyed with by Lin Xian again!!!
Nearly a hundred of them had actually foolishly waited at the entrance of the thatched cottage for two hours!!
He was like a clown!
But now, no one cared about embarrassing things anymore!
The most important thing was…
Where did Lin Xian go?
"Eh? What are all of you doing here? Didn't Lin Xian go out early in the morning? Didn't you guys follow him to the filming?"
Everyone turned around!
He realized that the person who had just spoken was the neighbor who had come here for a stroll!
hear what he had to say
He seemed to know where Lin Xian had gone!
The director hurriedly leaned over.
"Grandpa! Do you know where Lin Xian went?"
"Of course I know."
The neighbor looked at the director regretfully.
"Don't you know? I thought it was arranged by you guys."
"This morning, before dawn, Lin Xian was picked up by a tractor and brought to a village seven or eight miles away. A family specially invited Lin Xian to play the suona when their son got married!”
？？？？？？？
！！！！！！！
The neighbor's words caused the director's CPU to burn!!
what
What was going on?
Lin Xian was picked up by a tractor early in the morning!？
And it was in a village seven or eight miles away!？
What was going on?
Looking at everyone's dumbfounded state, the neighbor patiently explained to the director,
"Didn't I tell you the other day that we couldn't find anyone who knew how to play the suona in the past? Now, a young man who could play the suona had appeared out of nowhere. The villagers in the surrounding villages were overjoyed! This news had spread everywhere, and it could be said that everyone knew about it!”
"The family that is getting married today has already made an appointment with Lin Xian when they were having dinner in the neighboring village yesterday! She said that she had specially driven a tractor this morning to invite him to play the suona because the journey was very far! We can't let Lin Xian walk over by himself."
"Lin Xian's popularity is very high in the surrounding villages! You guys might not know this, but this morning, I chatted with Lin Xian and said that the orders for the suona that are currently on the list are all lined up until next month."
Thud!
After listening to the neighbor's words
The director blacked out! His legs went limp! Kneel on the ground!
sparse
I was careless!
Yesterday, he only asked Xiao Wang to find out which family had an old man who died and was preparing for a funeral.
But he had neglected it! The suona was not only for bragging! At the same time, he could brag about the wedding!
"Hurry up! Quickly catch up to Lin Xian! We can't let him leave our sight!”
"I'm f * cking convinced! I still run around on my two legs every day."
"In the end, Lin Xian even got into a private car to pick him up!!”
.......
When the director and the others finally reached the village seven or eight miles away.
That pair of newlyweds had already reached the stage of worshipping heaven and earth!
A melodious and cheerful suona sound soared into the sky!
It was extremely festive!
This familiar melody-
"A Hundred Birds Pay Homage to the Phoenix!"
This most classic suona song, under Lin Xian's outstanding performance, filled the entire village with happy notes!!!
What happened next had completely deviated from the track designed by the directors.
Lin Xian, who was a distinguished guest.
He had eaten another round of pork knuckles!
When he left, the host also gave him a pack of cigarettes and two bottles of good wine.
For the next few days.
Lin Xian was like a 'great artist'!
Every morning, there would be a tractor, three carriages, and even a carriage that would stop at the entrance of the thatched cottage to send him to the place where the red and white ceremony was held.
Then Lin Xian only needs to play the suona with a rhythm
He could eat happily every day!
Moreover, the hosts were very satisfied and grateful to Lin Xian's performance!
therefore
Every time he was sent home by a private car, he would not return empty-handed!
These few days have passed
There were several packs of cigarettes and more than ten bottles of wine beside Grandpa Wu's bed!
The netizens in the live broadcast room laughed crazily when they saw this scene.
"Hahahahahaha! Lin Xian's strategic reserves were getting richer and richer! She really didn't know what kind of expression Grandpa Wu would have when he came back from the county town and saw the bed full of cigarettes and good wine! He would definitely be shocked. Those who did not know would think that Lin Xian had gone to rob someone! However, he would never have thought that all of this was exchanged for by Lin Xian's suona!”
"Lin Xian is completely lawless in 'Metamorphosis'! He felt that the production team could no longer restrain Lin Xian's actions! So what if you don't feed Lin Xian? Lin Xian was playing the suona and freeloading on the grand banquet. His food and drinks were much better than usual!!”
"Hello, netizens. This is my first time entering this live broadcast room. I want to ask if this is really the live broadcast room of the reality show "Metamorphosis"? Why were they broadcasting wedding and funeral events every day! I thought I had entered the wrong country channel!”
"Hello, netizen. You really didn't come to the wrong place! This was the host room of the reality show,"Metamorphosis"! It was just funny! Now, this program had been completely led astray by Lin Xian! Every day, she would either play the suona and accompany others in carrying coffins or eat wedding candies and sit at the banquet! He had already evolved from the Great Emperor Lie Ping to the King of Pork Knuckles!”
"You guys really don't have to say. I finally understood it from Lin Xian! As expected, having more skills did not weigh down one's body! Look, if it weren't for Lin Xian's multi-talented talent and the fact that he's the best in every industry, I'm afraid that he would have really succumbed to the program team's tyranny! It was a pity that Lin Xian still had a hidden skill-good suona! Eat until you're full!"
........
The netizens on the internet were all gloating.
At this time, the director of the program team looked at Lin Xian, who was playing the suona behind the coffin carrying team, with an ashen face.
not surprisingly
Today at noon, I ate two fragrant pork elbows again.
What the f * ck!
There was nothing he could do to this guy!!
He had already thought of a way to cut off his food, cut off his firewood and water. No matter how he looked at it, he could not continue to lie flat.
But he never expected that!
He relied on a suona to make a name for himself!
Every day, he would sleep until he woke up naturally, then get up to play the suona and join the banquet. It was simply a wonderful life!!
The dejected director looked up at the sky and sighed helplessly.
"Is there really no way to stop Lin Xian from lying flat?”
.........
At the same time.
In a manor villa that occupied thousands of acres in the beautiful scenic area by the West Lake, the richest man in the Dragon Country took off his suit and sat on the sofa tiredly.
The old butler immediately served a cup of fragrant tea on the table.
"Master, you've worked hard this time."
"Yeah, I'm really tired! She had been to several countries and slept on the plane every night. However, the result was not bad! We've negotiated several new projects!"
Lin Shuangcheng took a sip of tea and looked at the calendar."
"I sent Lin Xian to 'Metamorphosis' for about half a month, so he should be done with his transformation, right?”
The old butler smiled.
"I believe Young Master must have suffered a lot there. I think he must be living a very hard life now, right? When he comes back, he will definitely cry and beg you to inherit the family business!”
Lin Shuangcheng thought so too.
When she thought about how her son, who had been lying flat, was finally going to work hard! His mood instantly brightened.
"Actually, I'm not an unreasonable parent. If Lin Xian really knows his mistake and comes back to inherit the family business, I can take it back now!”
"After all, I don't want to see my precious son suffer in the mountain village! I heard that there is no electricity, no water, and the days are very poor! Lin Xian must have lost a lot of weight by eating plain soup every day, right? He might not even be able to eat meat once a week.”
Lin Shuangcheng picked up the remote control beside him and turned on the television. He smiled and said,
" Let me see how my son has been transformed-"
Wow wow!!!!!!
Sob, sob!!!!
My mother! You left early ~~~~
Mother ~~~~~ I miss you, Mother ~~~~~~~~~ Wahhh!!
He turned on the television!
A series of wails and howls of ghosts and wolves came at him!
Moreover, the image was so unreal! It was actually a group of people dressed in mourning clothes carrying a huge coffin!
Lin Shuangcheng was so frightened that he almost threw the remote control away!
however
When he saw the figure behind the coffin shaking his head and playing the suona…
Clang!
The teacup in her hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces!
Lin Shuangcheng's lips trembled!
His eyebrows twitched!
His gaze was erratic!
He was so shocked that he was incoherent.
"This is my f * cking son!？”
"What the hell is he doing! Whose funeral is this?"
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