I just don’t want to inherit the family business, send me to Metamorphosis
39 A Master Bei who dared to eat maggots? I’m sorry, that’s child’s play!

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!!!!!!!

Lin Xian was able to easily, casually, and quickly start a fire by drilling wood!

The retired logistics director of the special forces was so shocked that his eyes almost popped out!!!

'F * ck…'

Just now, I was still talking about the difficulty of drilling wood to make fire, the extremely complicated steps, and the very low success rate.

It made him seem knowledgeable and knowledgeable!

However…

But I haven't even finished speaking

Lin Xian had already started a bonfire!!!

This was too much of a slap in the face!

The netizens in the live broadcast room laughed their heads off when they saw this dramatic scene! The bullet screen instantly exploded.

"Puhahahaha! He was laughing so hard that he peed his pants. The logistics director had a look of disdain on his face just now. He said that Lin Xian definitely couldn't start a fire by drilling wood, and he even babbled on and on about a bunch of complicated steps as if he was very knowledgeable! But he never expected that! Before he could finish speaking, Lin Xian had already started the fire! The effects of this program were too f * cking explosive! It's a slap in the face!"

"Damn it! We were just worried that Lin Xian wouldn't be able to start a fire, but we didn't expect him to complete a series of operations in the blink of an eye! It was too shocking! To tell you the truth, I'm also a wilderness survival enthusiast, but even the most capable brother in our circle can't complete the operation of drilling wood to make fire! After all, the logistics director was right. Although the principle of drilling wood to start a fire was very simple, it was very difficult to actually operate!”

"This Lin Xian is really a cockroach that can't be killed!! No matter what kind of difficulties he encountered, he could easily resolve them and lay flat!! Previously, we had thought countless times that Lin Xian would definitely die, that he would definitely not be able to continue lying flat, that he would definitely listen to the arrangements of the director team to pay back the money, and that he would return to inherit the family business. However, the facts proved that we still did not understand Lin Xian too well! His knowledge and ability to lie flat was truly unfathomable!!”

"Hahahahaha! Look at the director's chubby face! The word 'collapse' was almost written on his face! He had thought of countless possibilities for Lin Xian to collapse in the dark, but he had never thought that Lin Xian would actually succeed in starting a fire in this godforsaken place! To be honest, if I hadn't watched Lin Xian use dead branches and withered grass to start a fire, I would have suspected that I was watching a movie instead of a reality show!!”

"With this fire, at least the problem of lighting and heating at night is solved! Although it was summer now, the weather in the valley was different from the plains. Because of the high humidity, it would become very cold and humid at night and in the morning! If there was no fire to warm and dry, the feeling would be very uncomfortable! It had to be said that this episode of Metamorphosis was starting to develop in the direction of Man vs. Wild! Hey, hey, hey, when can we return to the theme of suffering and transformation, hahaha?”

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I thought Lin Xian would collapse and get lost in the dark night.

But damn it!

Where did this guy learn the skill of drilling wood to make fire!

You were a primitive man in your previous life?

Or did you transmigrate from the Stone Age?!

He was clearly a spoiled rich kid who had never used a lighter or match before!

How could he be so ridiculous as to know how to drill wood to make fire!?

The director at this moment

His head was really blown up by lightning!

How could there be such a difficult and ridiculous rich second-generation heir in the world!

He didn't play by the rules at all!

"No, no, calm down! Calm down!"

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. We must not panic! We must not panic!"

The director knew very well

If he missed this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to transform Lin Xian and make him suffer,

It was very likely that he would never have the chance in the future!

Therefore, he could not give up!

He couldn't afford to be flustered!

He had to calm everyone down!

Hence, the director hurriedly clapped his hands and stopped everyone from whispering in shock.

"It's okay, everyone! It's just a little interlude."

"In the end, it's just a pile of fire! What's so great about it!"

"The principle of drilling wood to start a fire has been taught in junior high school textbooks, and there are similar scenes in countless movies, animations, and other film and television works.”

"So, even if we follow suit and succeed once with good luck, it's still very reasonable, right?”

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The director tried to use probability to dispel everyone's fear.

Then, he continued,

"And to put it bluntly! It was just a pile of small flames for illumination and warmth! It did not provide any essential help to Lin Xian's life in the wilderness!”

"After all, can this bonfire be used as food? Or can it be drunk as water? Even with this pile of flames, Lin Xian still had no way to solve the problem of eating.”

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!!!!!!

As the saying goes, one word can wake up the person in the dream!

The director's words!

In an instant, the program team members who had just been dejected were enlightened and cheered up.

"That's right! The director was right! We've really been too nervous because of Lin Xian these past few days. We've been scared out of our wits! In the end, the most important factor that could not be solved in the wilderness was the problem of food! Lin Xian had already searched the surroundings and there were no fruits, vegetables, or small animals nearby. This time, Lin Xian was truly at his wit's end!!”

"Humph! This time, Lin Xian was finally going to starve! Speaking of hunger, I'm angry!! In the program a few days ago, we thought of all kinds of ways to stop Lin Xian from eating. We wanted him to starve, but the results were good! Under our brilliant operation, Lin Xian did not go hungry! On the contrary, the more he ate, the better it was! He even ate a feast of pork knuckles! On the contrary, the fast food boxes in our hands seem to be difficult to swallow!”

"Now we can finally hold our heads high! Just now, our logistics team had already used the silent drones to explore the entire vicinity! There were no fruit trees or edible plants in this valley that was surrounded by mountains on three sides and a cliff on the other side! If he had to say, he could find some bamboo shoots to eat in that bamboo forest! However, the bamboo shoots of this wild bamboo are different from the tender bamboo shoots we usually eat! Without the bite force of a panda, it wouldn't be able to bite at all!”

"This time, we really gave Lin Xian to the general! He had completely grasped it! Hahaha, don't talk about the bamboo shoots anymore! It was very difficult to find edible bamboo shoots in a proper wild bamboo forest! Bamboo really grew very fast! Unless they were specially bred and picked at a fixed point, the bamboo shoots would break out of the ground and grow into bamboo if they were not careful! Don't tell me you think that Lin Xian's teeth are more powerful than a panda's?”

"Hehehe, from the looks of it, Lin Xian's life of lying flat is completely over!! His leisurely life had also ended at the same time!! When the night came, the unbearable hunger in his stomach, coupled with the loneliness of the night, and the horror of waiting for death without anyone to save him would definitely make Lin Xian break down and cry! He regretted coming here and wished he could go home immediately and kneel down to his father to inherit the family business!!!”

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Humph!

At this moment, the program team

He was already in a state of pride and arrogance!

They've made all the preparations

They were just waiting for Lin Xian to be in a bad mood at night, wailing and crying. They would edit it into a video and post it on the Internet!

The taste of revenge was too good!!

anyway

They could comfortably eat lunch boxes here, compared to Lin Xian, who couldn't even eat a steamed bun at the foot of the mountain. What was there that he couldn't afford?!

However-

Just as they were leisurely waiting for Lin Xian to collapse,

Lin Xian!

He stood up again!

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Earlier, after Lin Xian had lit the bonfire, he had been maintaining it for a while.

After all, the flames were small at the beginning

If they were not careful, they might really be destroyed by the mountain wind.

Therefore, he kept adding thick wooden blocks into it.

Only after these large pieces of wood were incinerated and lit did the bonfire truly stabilize. At least, it would not go out for the entire night.

These precious survival experiences

They were all left behind when he was trapped in a shipwreck and left on a deserted island in his previous life.

No matter what kind of harsh environment he was in, after solving the most basic problem of drinking water, he had to think of a way to solve the problem of fire first!

After all, flames could provide protection against wild beasts, and the function of temperature control and warmth was sometimes more important than food!

"Alright, since we've solved the problem of starting a fire, let's prepare the ingredients for dinner!”

About what to eat for dinner

Actually, Lin Xian had already thought about it from the start!

The fast-flowing river at the edge of the cliff flowed down from the mountain.

In this kind of pure natural ecology, there must be wild fish!

just

The flow of this river was too fast, and it was at the edge of the cliff. They did not dare to go into the river to fish!

I have to think of a way

Hence, he decided to do it.

Lin Xian first walked into the bamboo forest and found a relatively thin and long bamboo. Then, he used his body weight to crush it and stepped on it to break it!

Then, he returned to the campfire and began to remove the stitches from the tear in his coat.

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Seeing this scene!

Everyone understood what Lin Xian was going to do next!

God

This was truly an omnipotent god!

He was simply an existence comparable to Master Bei!

There was no doubt that Lin Xian was doing all these things.

He wanted to make a fishing rod! Then he would use the fishing rod to fish!

for a time

The entire live broadcast room exploded with comments.

"Awesome! Lin Xian was too awesome! He had even started to make fishing rods! However, it's not that I want to say anything depressing, but fishing is not an easy task. It's not a 100% success rate just because you have a fishing rod and bait! One had to know that many fishing enthusiasts 'equipment cost hundreds of thousands! However, even under such circumstances, it was possible that he would not catch a single fish for an entire day!”

"Cough, cough, cough. Air Force fishing friend reporting with his real name! I'm the type of person that everyone says is the weaker the level, the better the equipment, and the worse the student's stationery! I've been addicted to fishing for many years. Just the investment in fishing equipment is almost comparable to a house! But even so, after practicing for so many years and consulting so many masters, he often returned empty-handed and could not catch a single fish!”

"Moreover, this is not the most important thing!! None of you have noticed a blind spot. When you fish, you must be fishing in a place where the water is calm and the current is slow!! Like the river beside Lin Xian! How could a fish fall out of the water!! Any fisherman would understand this principle! Fishing in this fast-flowing river was even more difficult than fishing in the Yangtze River!”

"That's right, that's right. Let's not talk about how simple Lin Xian's self-made fishing rod is. Even if Lin Xian was given a set of top-notch fishing equipment, it would be impossible for him to catch any fish in such a fast-flowing mountain river! Think about how fast the current is. The moment your hook is thrown in, it will be washed away by the current and roll on the surface of the water! Even if the fish wanted to bite the hook, they wouldn't be able to!”

"Sigh, you can't blame Lin Xian for this! After all, how many teenagers knew how to fish? It was nothing more than imitating the scenes in cartoons. It was simply wishful thinking for Lin Xian to use his self-made fishing rod to fish in the rapid river! Not even the National Fishing King could do it! I reckon that Lin Xian will soon experience the frustration of failure!”

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At this moment.

The entire internet was not optimistic that Lin Xian would succeed in fishing.

After all.

If you want equipment, you don't have equipment.

If you want bait, you don't have bait.

There was not even the most basic calm water surface!

How was it possible to catch a fish!

As for the director himself, he was even more scheming and smiling confidently!

His biggest hobby was fishing!

Almost all of his leisure time was devoted to fishing.

He dared not say that he was a top fishing master

However, he was still considered a little famous in the surrounding circles!

so

He had full experience and confidence.

It was absolutely impossible to successfully fish in such a rapid river!

"Hehehe Lin Xian, you will pay the price for your ignorance!”

"Next! You will lose face in front of the entire country! Become a clown! Mental breakdown!"

"Hahahaha! Go back and inherit the family business obediently! This world is not as simple as you think!”

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