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43 "I’m completely numb."

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Xing Qiu was still unconscious and was teleported back to Liyue Chongyun's side.

Bai Zhu: " Looks like I have to help. Qi Qi, let's go."

Qiqi: Alright, Mister White.

Zhong Yun: Will Xingqiu be alright? Hehe, he turned black. You guys have to act quickly. Why don't I send him over…

Zhong Yun held Xingqiu in his arms. Seeing his face slowly turn from purple to black, he had a bad feeling. He hurriedly picked up Xingqiu and flew towards Bu Bu Lu at full speed.

Tomar thought," That's exciting. I feel like I'm much luckier than Bennett."

Coral Palace Xinhai thought, Bennett is luckier than Xingqiu. At least he didn't eat so many strange things.

[Keqing: Although it's a little rude to say this, this kind of thing is really not edible. Two more bites and you'll pass out on the spot.]

Wendy: Well, it was horrible.

Zhong Li: Well, I can only say that I lack experience.

Even the two gods felt uncomfortable when they saw Bennett and Xingqiu, who had eaten thunderbolt movie dishes.

Walnut: " Hehe, now everyone finally knows the importance of our Rebirth Hall. Hurry up and make a reservation. Otherwise, you won't even have the chance to prepare for your funeral."

Walnut: The promotion is as cost-effective as ever. Buy one monolith, get one free. As the 77th Hall Master of the Rebirth Hall, I guarantee that you will leave in peace and comfort.

Walnut had witnessed the people who had tasted the " delicacies " made by the Thunder General twice in a row lying on the ground. He felt that a business opportunity had arrived.

Then, the cold-blooded advertisement recommendation segment began.

Lei Ying sighed,"I really don't have the talent to cook."

Xiang Ling: Isn't this dish quite good? Why did you have to…Alright, alright, let's begin with the last dish. If even our two chefs can't teach her, then don't cook anymore in the future.

Eightfold Son of God: Good luck ~

Shura Kujyo: General, we believe you can do it!

As a diehard fan of the Shogun, Shura Kujyo would always support her unconditionally. Even some of the shogunate soldiers began to encourage her.

On the small island, Lei Ying saw so many people cheering for him and made up his mind to make the last "Golden Crab".

Moreover, he wanted people to praise him after eating it.

Following Xiang Ling and Yan Yan's help, Lei Ying entered a serious mode and carefully completed every step. Even the number of salt particles was strictly controlled.

It could be said that they had a tight grasp of the situation. Under their joint efforts, they finally completed the Golden Crab.

Looking at the golden dish he had made, Lei Ying couldn't help but take a bite.

It melted in her mouth," crispy on the outside and tender on the inside." She revealed a rare smile that made everyone dumbfounded.

Pemon: Wow, she's smiling. She's so beautiful.

[Ying: It's indeed very nice.]

The Eightfold Divine Son: Aiyaya, I didn't expect Shadow to have such an appearance. It really makes one's heart itch.

Kujo Shura: The general is naturally a peerless beauty. It is already a great honor for mortals to see your face.

Realizing that he had lost his composure, Lei Ying immediately regained his cold expression.

Lei Ying thought,"Let's see who's going to taste it first. Let's end this joke quickly."

[Ding! The third tester is Zhong Li."

Zhong Li: Let me try it.

Zhong Li was teleported to the island, and Lei Ying recognized him at a glance.

"I didn't expect it to be you. Didn't they say you passed away?"

"I'm just an idle person now," Zhong Li replied.”

Seeing this, Lei Ying did not say anything else.

Zhong Li picked up his chopsticks and started tasting it. It melted in his mouth. Although it wasn't top-notch, it was definitely delicious.

For a beginner, it was already quite good, but towards the end, he realized that something was wrong. He hadn't finished peeling the crab shell!

However, looking at Lei Ying's expectant expression, he could not bear to say it out loud and continued to taste it.

"Yes! The meat inside wasn't cooked yet. Forget it, just bear with it. What was this? An impenetrable crystal core? How did she let him in? What was this purple thing??Will I retire early?"

After tasting it, Zhong Li was already numb. Thinking that it would be better to save the pain, he swallowed it and nodded with a smile.

Tomar: I think we should observe first, in case something like the previous two happens again.

Walnut asked, Is Zhong Li really okay?!

Coral Palace Xinhai said,'I don't see any discomfort with Zhong Li at the moment.'

Could it be that he succeeded? It was really a rare thing.

Kai Ya thought,"It looks like he's enjoying it. Did the cooking really succeed this time?"

It seemed that with the help of the two chefs, even people who didn't know how to cook could quickly get started.

Xiang Ling: " Humph, of course. With me, Xiang Ling, even a slime can become a delicacy, right, rice crust?"

Crispy rice crust: Lulu!

He smiled and said," As expected of a god. You learned to cook so quickly. I spent a lot of effort to learn how to cook back then."

Wendy: Zhong Li looks like he's enjoying it. I want to try it too.

No problem…

Paimon: Ah, how can there be such delicious food? Why don't you pick Paimon to try? System, I'm going to give you an unpleasant nickname. I'll call you the stingy system.

Paimon: Hmph, stingy system.

Paimon was very unhappy. He didn't even let her taste the delicious food. She used her super smart brain and rich vocabulary to come up with a nickname for the system.

[Ying: Paimon, aren't you afraid of the system's punishment?]

Tomar, Amazing! To dare challenge the system, this flying mascot was really amazing.

Zhong Li: Your courage is commendable.

[Ding! Detected that Paimon had deliberately provoked the authority of the system. Punishment: Paimon cannot fly for three days!」

Paimon, who was flying in the air, instantly felt a force suppressing his flying " muscles."

"Ah, ah! Ying, catch me quickly. You'll die if you fall from this height.”Due to gravity, Paimon fell to the ground like a shot put.

"Pa!" Ying quickly reacted and caught Paimon, who had almost fallen to the ground.

Paimon wiped the sweat on his forehead and said with lingering fear,"This system is too…Forget it, I won't lower myself to its level. Ying, it seems that I can only lie on your head for the next three days.”

"You can't fly, but you can walk. Why are you lying on my head?"”

...

Shura Kujyo thought,'The food made by the general is indeed the best.'

[Ding! Lei Ying had completed the punishment mission and was about to return to the real world!」

Lei Ying thought,"It's finally over."

On the island, a bright light shone on Zhong Li and Lei Ying.

Just as they were about to be teleported back.

Lei Ying pulled out his dream." Now, the time of death!”

A huge purple blade of light slashed at the island, instantly turning it into nothingness.

Lei Ying said,"I told you, don't make me cook!"

Tomar thought,[General is so powerful. He turned the entire island into ashes with two slashes.]

Wulang: Wouldn't there be any punishment for destroying the trial land like this? The little Paimon who could fly had only given the system a nickname and was banned from flying for three days.

Shura Kujyo: With me here, you have to get past me if you want to hurt the general!

Ichito Araki,"Hahaha, I really want to see what kind of strange punishment the Thunder General will receive."

[Ding! Detected that Lei Ying had intentionally destroyed the trial site!」

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