Yi Zhonghai glared at Silly Zhu and cursed him for being insensible.
"Alright, alright, this matter has already been decided.”
Yi Zhonghai was getting more and more disappointed with Silly Zhu. After being pestered by the widow, he had lost the ability to think independently.
If he really didn't do it, shouldn't he admit it first and hurry to find evidence?
He didn't have any sense of the big picture at all.
What good could there be in holding on when the fire was already on their eyebrows?
"Let's work hard and inform everyone.
Yi Zhonghai put an end to the matter.
When they arrived at the factory, Silly Zhu was not in the mood to work at all.
These days, all kinds of unlucky things had happened one after another. If it were not for Nian Yue's strict punishment on ghosts and monsters, he would have liked to find a god to exorcise the evil.
Ma Hua saw that Silly Zhu wasn't in the mood, so he came up and asked,""Master, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so listless?"
Of course, Silly Zhu was too embarrassed to talk about what happened last night. He could only find an excuse,""I don't know what's going on, but I've been doing things that haven't been going well recently.”
Ma Hua quietly looked around, then suddenly moved closer to Silly Zhu's ear and lowered his voice," Master, I have something to tell you, but you can't tell anyone.”
"Our family used to dance the gods. I learned it from my grandfather when I was young.”
"In the jargon, this is called offending a villain. I have a folk remedy.”
"Really?"
Silly Zhu's face was filled with surprise as he looked at the sneaky Ma Hua." Why didn't I know that your family had such a history?”
"Can you say that?"
Ma Hua looked left and right with a guilty look." If someone finds out about this, I'll be in trouble.”
"Yes!"
Silly Pillar nodded, looking anxious,""Then tell me, how do you do that folk prescription of yours?”
"A catty of virgin boy's urine and a catty of black dog's blood.
Take half internally and apply the other half externally."
Ma Hua said in a low voice with a serious expression.
"This…"
Silly Zhu was a little confused.
Forget about the black dog's blood, but what about the virgin boy's urine? Seeing that Silly Zhu didn't believe him, Ma Hua was a little anxious.""Master! My family's ancestral home is in the northeast, and my surname is Ma. Isn't that obvious enough?”
"The black dog's blood is fine, but this boy's urine is fine, right? After lying in front of the toilet last night, Silly Zhu was already traumatized by the shit and urine.
"That won't do!"
Ma Hua nodded." Not to mention that these two are divine artifacts that can exorcise evil spirits and avoid evil. If this prescription is wrong, I can't guarantee that it will work.”
"This... Silly Zhu was so anxious that he was about to bite his teeth. After thinking for a long time, he still nodded: "Alright, go get me some black dog blood.”
"Where's the virgin boy's urine?"
Ma Hua asked curiously," Master, don't worry. I'm still a virgin. I'll help you get rid of the urine as well."”
"F * ck you!"
Silly Zhu was so angry that he grinned and kicked him," You make it sound like I'm not a virgin! Hurry up and find the black dog's blood! Ma Hua scratched his head and stretched his head to look at Silly Zhu's butt.""Master, didn't I hear that you might not be considered a virgin after being raped by Xu Damao…
"Get lost!"
Silly Zhu chased after Ma Hua and kicked him.
When Ma Hua brought the black dog's blood over, it was almost time to get off work. Silly Zhu had been holding it in for the entire afternoon for this catty of virgin boy urine.
Ma Hua had just thrown the bucket down when Silly Zhu couldn't hold it in anymore and started to pee in the bucket.
Master, stop!"
Ma Hua hurriedly pushed Silly Zhu,
"Master, the weight can't be too bad. You pee somewhere else first, then pour it in.”
Silly Zhu was pushed up by him and peed all over his feet. He said in a bad mood,"Are you stupid? I'll pee less first. I'll take this bucket to weigh it later.”
"Oh?"
Ma Hua nodded." Yes, yes, yes. Master is right."”
The two of them struggled for a long time before they finally mixed the urine and the black dog's blood.
As if he had found a treasure, Shazhu didn't care if it was dirty or not. Anyway, it was something that came out of his body. He picked up the bucket and ate it.
"Ton, ton, ton, ton!"
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"Master, drink slowly. Don't drink too much.”
Ma Hua hurriedly stopped Silly Zhu.
"Die! Silly Zhu spat out a few pieces of sand-like things and complained to Ma Hua," What kind of black dog blood did you get? Why is there sand? Did you not wash the bucket clean?"”
Ma Hua scratched his head." That shouldn't be the case. I washed this bucket several times."”
He looked at Shazhu in confusion,"Master, don't tell me you have gallstones."”
Silly Zhu's face was full of embarrassment.
"Aiya, that's really possible. I've been eating a little well recently.”
Ma Hua was a little speechless." Alright, that's enough. Hurry up and take off your clothes."”
When Silly Zhu took off his clothes, his heart trembled. He was always afraid that someone would come out and take advantage of him.
"Ma Hua, quickly close the door. Someone will come in later.”
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"It's fine! Ma Hua shook his head." What are you afraid of? It's already time to get off work. Who would pass 3 ZxNo? He didn't care what Silly Zhu said. Ma Hua picked up a rag and dipped it in the liquid in the bucket before wiping it on Silly Zhu's body.
This whole process took about half an hour. Silly Zhu's heart had been falling, afraid that someone would suddenly push the door open and enter.
Luckily, he didn't know if it was because of the liquid or something else, but Silly Zhu wasn't unlucky.
After putting on his clothes, Silly Zhu couldn't help but sniffle. He looked at Ma Hua awkwardly,""When can this thing be washed? It's so coquettish."
Ma Hua thought for a moment." It'll take 24 hours to absorb it. It'll be done by this time tomorrow."”
"What? Silly Zhu was so shocked that his mouth was wide open," It took so long, how can I sleep tonight? Besides, we still have a meeting at night. How disgusting would it be to go in front of others?”
Ma Hua shrugged." There's nothing we can do about it. Why don't you take a shower first? We can do it again another day."”
Thinking back to the scene of him drinking this stuff, Silly Zhu couldn't help but shake his head,""Forget it. I don't want to drink it again.”
After dealing with these trivial matters, Silly Zhu's heart became relaxed.
On the way home, many familiar people greeted him.
However, before Silly Pillar could speak, everyone hid far away as if they were hiding from the God of Plagues.
"Do you smell it? Why does Silly Zhu have a foul smell?"
"You smelled it too? I thought I smelled wrong."
"Did this kid fall into a latrine pit?”
"How could that be? His body was still clean.”
"Pillar!"
Qin Huairu had also gotten off work at this time, so she hurried over.
Before he could reach her, he was already affected by the smell on Silly Zhu's body."Zhu Zi, what happened to you? Why is he so coquettish?"
"It's fine. It must have been because I spent too much time at the toilet door in the morning.
Silly Zhu doesn't dare to tell the truth, or else he'll be beaten up by people."
If that was the case, it would be terrible.
Qin Huairu glanced at him and nodded suspiciously.
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