Silly Zhu didn't want to open the door, but he couldn't stop Yan Bugui from knocking on the door.
After a while, Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai also arrived.
Silly Zhu, open the door."
The three of them said the same thing.
No matter what, he had to get Silly Zhu to open the door first.
Silly Zhu knew that he couldn't hide from this, so he could only open the door with a bitter face.
As soon as the door opened, the three old men were the first to be hit by the sour smell on his body.
"Silly Zhu, are you serious?”
Yi Zhonghai looked at Shazhu in disbelief," Are you stupid? How could you do this?"”
"Can this feudal superstition and evil things be messed with?”
"Don't worry, Master Yi." Shazhu smiled bitterly.
As long as no one in our courtyard spreads the news, I guarantee that no one will know.”
Liu Haizhong frowned and said in a formal tone,""Silly Zhu, what do you mean?
"What do you mean by don't talk nonsense in our courtyard? It seems that you're doing feudal superstition at home, and others can't speak?”
"Your thinking is very dangerous!"
"Second Uncle, you're right. I promise you that I won't do it again."”
Liu Haizhong rolled his eyes. We can't do it now!
"Hurry up and wash your body!”
When Silly Pillar heard this, he became excited and shouted,""No, no, no! This is a folk prescription that I went through a lot of trouble to get. I don't even know if it's useful. How can I wash it?”
"Are you going to wash or not?" Yan Bugui asked coldly. If you don't wash it, we'll call the police.”
Although Third Master said it fiercely, he would definitely call the police.
The first person to stand up and object was just trying to scare Silly Zhu.
However, Silly Zhu didn't know that Yan Bugui was lying to him. He panicked and quickly retreated into the house,""No, no, no! Let me finish tonight.
I promise you, regardless of whether it's useful or not, I won't do this tomorrow.”
"Jie Cheng, release! The two of you go and press him there."
Yan Bugui immediately had his two sons go up and hold down Silly Pillar.
Under normal circumstances, Silly Zhu would have just let the two of them press him.
Today was different. He had been unlucky for so many days. How could he let someone press him down so easily?
The two boys from Yabugui's family were not Silly Zhu's match even if they attacked together. Instead, Silly Zhu managed to break free several times.
Xu Damao was excited at this time. He rolled up his sleeves and wanted to help."Good luck, you two. I'm coming too.”
Silly Zhu usually wouldn't make a move on others, but how could he let Xu Damao, his arch-enemy, off?
Yan Jiefang wasn't paying attention and was freed by Silly Zhu.
Shazhu, who had broken free, did not care about the two kids who wanted to hold him down. He punched Xu Damao's eye socket.
Xu Damao's eyes were visibly swollen." Silly Zhu, f * ck your grandma, are you serious!”
Xu Damao was even more displeased after being beaten up.
At this moment, he could not care less about the pain in his eyes. He followed behind the Yan brothers, wanting to press down on Shazhu.
Many times, strength in numbers was still useful. The Yan brothers struggled for a long time but could not hold down Silly Zhu. After adding Xu Damao, Silly Zhu became obedient.
Although he took advantage of the time when the three of them were covering his nose to struggle a little from time to time, Silly Zhu was still pressed down on the spot by the three of them.
"Let go of me!"
Silly Zhu was not convinced." If you have the guts, fight me one-on-one."”
Yi Zhonghai squatted down, covered his nose, and walked up to Shazhu. He slapped the back of his head hard,""Do you think you're a War God? He was always fighting one-on-one!
"Grandpa Yi, I beg you. Can't you just let me wash it tomorrow? I promise you, I will never do this again.”
Silly Pillar begged.
Although Yi Zhonghai liked to smooth things over, he was never ambiguous about such a big matter. He glared at Shazhu with a straight face."What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up!”
Silly Zhu still wanted to say something, but Yi Zhonghai waved his hand and interrupted him,""I'm giving you face. If you don't agree, I'll get them to press you to the ground and rush you.”
It was rare to see Yi Zhonghai so serious. Silly Zhu was terrified."Okay, okay, okay. I'll wash it, okay?”
As he spoke, he glared at the three people who were pressing down on him. Hurry up and let me go. If you don't let me go, how can I wash?”
"Let him go.
After Yi Zhonghai spoke, the three of them took turns to get up.
Xu Damao regretted it the moment he got up. He was so excited that he directly pressed himself on Silly Zhu's body. Now, he was covered in a stench.
"Silly Zhu, our bodies stink because of you. You have to compensate us no matter what.”
Xu Damao immediately started.
Shazhu glared at him,"Pay your head!" If you give me another whoosh, I'll whip you to death.”
At this time, no one helped. Xu Damao was instantly terrified and his tone softened."I didn't ask you to pay for it. You have to boil the water for our bathing clothes, right?”
Xu Damao's request wasn't too much, so Yi Zhonghai immediately decided,""Alright, Silly Zhu, hurry up and boil some water.”
Shazhu coughed and said unwillingly,""I didn't ask them to hold me down. Why should I boil water for them?”
Yi Zhonghai frowned." I told you to boil water, so you did it. Why are you so talkative?" How much firewood can you spend to boil water?"
"Look at how calculative you are. Those who don't know better would think that you're from Old Yan's family.
Yan Bugui's face darkened after Yi Zhonghai's accusation.""Old Yi, your insinuations are meaningless. What's wrong with scheming? How can you live a good life without scheming?"
"Have you ever heard that fighting against the heavens is endless joy, fighting against the earth is endless joy, fighting against people is endless joy?'My scheme is like fighting with someone."
Yan Bugui was quite proud of his plan, proudly raising his head.
Yi Zhonghai couldn't do anything to him, so he urged Silly Zhu,""Zhu Zi, boil my water too.”
Yi Zhonghai had also touched Silly Zhu a few times just now, so it was inevitable that his body was stained with the smell.
It was a cold day and he hadn't taken a bath for a week. Today, Silly Zhu happened to boil water and asked him to bring it for him.
Yan Bugui was delighted. He pointed at Yi Zhonghai and said,""Old Yi, you still have the cheek to criticize me? Don't ask Silly Zhu to boil water for you if you're so capable. Didn't you say that you don't plan?”
Yi Zhonghai wanted to retort, but he realized that Yan Bugui didn't seem to have said anything wrong, so he decided not to talk to him and sat down without saying anything.
The farce came to an end. Other than the five people who were waiting to take a shower, the others went home.
As he boiled the water, Silly Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai with a pleading look.""First Uncle, can you...
"No! Yi Zhonghai interrupted him before he could finish. He waved his hand and said," I'm telling you, you can't even think about it. It's a sin even if you think about it!" No matter what, you have to wash your body today!”
"Alright! Silly Zhu lowered his head helplessly, thinking in his heart," Although I've washed the clothes on my body, you can't make me vomit the ones I drank, right? If it's useful, I'll directly increase the dosage tomorrow and drink more at a time. Maybe my luck will change!
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