Seeing He Yushui's dumbfounded expression, the siblings were brainless. They had lived together for so many years. How could they not know what was going on in their family?
Who cares about her? It's not bad to be stupid. Let's go drink.
"What are you doing? Let the three masters wait for you. I don't see you when I'm working, and I have to wait for you when I'm eating. Why don't you go to heaven?”
"Hey, even Silly Zhu said you're stupid, but you're not stupid at all! He didn't miss a single time when he was giving me eye drops! What did I do? I let the rain put on the steamed buns and brought vegetables to eat with the deaf old lady. Did I make the wrong arrangements?”
"Yes, yes."
"Damao has really grown up!"
"You know how to respect the elderly. You're a good child.”
The three elders scrambled to praise Xu Damao. When it came to matters involving the Deaf Old Lady, no one in the entire courtyard dared to disagree.
The Deaf Old Lady was a soldier's wife. Her " husband and son " had all sacrificed their lives for the country. The country had taken her to the sanatorium several times, but she refused to go. She said that she did not want to cause trouble for the country!
The old lady was someone who had a name in the commander's manor! Who dared to disrespect her!
Even "Jia Fei" said,
"Da Mao is really not bad now. He knows how to take care of the elderly.”
Everyone was praising him, but Silly Zhu pouted and looked unconvinced.
"Stop praising me. If you praise me again, my face will turn red.”
Hahahahaha…
"How about we start?"
Shazhu said,"Come, come, let's have a drink together."”
Jia Fei said,"No, today is the opening day of Da Mao. We must drink three cups together!"”
Third Uncle said,"That makes sense. When you open the door, you should pay attention to the three suns." Three cups together, just right."
Third Uncle was a scholar. When he said this, he pretended to understand whether he understood or not, indicating that this was how it should be.
Silly Zhu was bored again. After everyone drank three cups.
Xu Damao said," Three grandmasters, by right, the three of you should give the orders. But can you let me say a few words first? Just a few words. Otherwise, with my alcohol tolerance, I'm afraid that I'll lie down before I can say anything."”
Hahahahaha…
"Then let Da Mao speak first." Second Uncle was the first to express his opinion.
First Uncle and Third Uncle also said,"Damao still needs to practice his alcohol tolerance."”
Usually, during the New Year, everyone would drink together. Everyone in the quad knew Xu Damao's alcohol tolerance. At most, he would drink half a catty, and then he would pass out!
"Then I'll cross the line. Just a few words.”
"The first toast is to wish our motherland prosperity and prosperity!”
That one sentence stunned everyone! Everyone usually drank and bragged. When did they start with the country?
This was too awesome. If there was a chance in the future, where would he put up a front? Especially Second Uncle, who was so excited that his face was twitching!
Everyone finished their first cup.
Xu Damao said,"This second cup, I hope our factory will become better and more prosperous!"”
Everyone drank a second cup.
Xu Damao continued,"This third cup, may our courtyard be harmonious and healthy forever."”
Although everyone didn't know what harmony was, they were too embarrassed to ask. That would show that they didn't have the standard.
But Ankang understood, so everyone drank the third cup together.
Xu Damao continued," The fourth cup is to wish the three elders all their wishes come true, Brother Jia is healthy, and the more you stir-fry the stupid vegetables, the better!”
Everyone drank the fourth cup together, and after drinking it, Jia Fei quit.
"I say, Da Mao, you wish the three masters all their wishes come true, but why do you wish me to be healthy? Don't you think I'm strong?"
"No, Brother Jia, I heard from a friend yesterday that women are like wolves at 30 and tigers at 40. You're about to enter a dangerous time. Isn't it right to wish you health? Only by being strong could one defeat wolves, tigers, and leopards!”
Hahahahahaha…
The three old men were overjoyed. Jia Fei also had an awkward expression. This joke was really a little ahead of its time!
Only Silly Zhu asked with a dumbfounded expression.
"Xu Damao, what are you bragging about? There are no wolves, tigers, and leopards in this city. Who are you trying to scare?"
Hahahahahaha…
Only Silly Zhu was dumbfounded.
"One last thing, please allow me to ask for your help.”
"What's the matter, Damao?”
The three of them were so happy that they agreed without even hearing the conditions.
"It's like this. From now on, I'm going to the countryside alone to film movies, right? It's too dark on the road. I want to raise a dog and bring it to the countryside in the future. It can give me courage and protect the country's property.”
"The 49 City of Damao doesn't allow large livestock to be raised. This dog can probably be raised, but how can you guarantee that the dog won't bite the child? There are many children in our courtyard."
First Uncle asked,
"Don't worry, First Uncle. If I have a dog, I'll bring it with me wherever I go. If I can't, I'll lock the dog in the house and never let it have the chance to hurt the child!”
"That should be fine. What do you two think?”
"I think so."
"It's fine as long as you don't bite the child.”
The other two masters had the shortest time eating people. This was a small matter, so they would not make things difficult for Xu Damao.
"Then I'll thank the three of you!"
Next, it was time to drink. There were no good drinking games in this era.
So Xu Damao said," I'll start a drinking game. Everyone can participate together, but you have to know how to count."”
"What kind of math is that? We can't do thousands of math at all.”
"There's no need for thousands, just 7 or a multiple of 7 will do.
For example, if a grandpa calls you grandpa first, then we'll turn around according to the sun. Whoever comes next will call 2…"
Xu Damao explained the rules of the seven changes to everyone.
Sigh, everyone felt that it was quite fun. They had never played it before.
No one would admit that they were stupid. If he were to add up a multiple of seven, how simple would it be for him to make a mistake?
So after a few rounds, Silly Zhu was dead!
Third Uncle was lying on the ground!
First Uncle and Second Uncle were also lying down!
Only Jia Fei and Xu Damao were left. They were still competing with each other. Ever since Xu Damao started fainting, when it was time to drink, his mouth would go straight into the space. Therefore, he was now the God of Wine.”
After a while, Jia Fei was knocked out!
Xu Damao strolled to Second Uncle's house and asked his children to bring Second Uncle back.
They went to the Deaf Old Lady and called for Rainwater. The two of them brought Silly Zhu home, and then brought an old man home. They casually took away an old man's steamed buns for Rainwater.
Inform Third Master's family to get rid of him.
In the end, he called Qin Huiru to tease Jia Fei. Xu Damao pretended to be drunk and deliberately let go of Jia Fei. Qin Huiru immediately ran into Xu Damao's arms!
Xu Damao hugged Qin Huairu's arm and straightened his arms.
"Brother Jia, you're really amazing. Look at your chest muscles. They're really big!”
She turned around and went to Second Uncle's house to get help.
Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't turn hostile, he continued to pretend to be drunk. If he was drunk, he had to put on a show and act out a one-person mime at the house.
Second Uncle's two children and Qin Huairu placed Jia Fei on the bed together.
Qin Huairu's face was still red! She thought for a moment and said to her mother-in-law,"Mom! Xu Damao's family has left, but there's still a lot of meat left. Do you want me to clean up Xu Damao's table?”
White flour was rare these days, but meat was even rarer.
Jia Zhang-shi said," Hurry up and go. I'll take care of Fei-er. You go help clean up and take a look. Is there anything that hasn't been cooked? You're already so drunk. You won't remember anything tomorrow!"”
"Alright, then I'll help his family clean up. It's not easy for a man to clean up himself.”
"Yes, that's right. Hurry up and go. In a short while, we should go to Third Uncle's house!”
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