Ma Feiwen and Fan Tingting met in university.
Unlike many college students who broke up after graduation, they got married after graduation and successfully entered the wedding hall.
They had been married for two years, and their relationship had always been very good.
And this was mainly dependent on the fact that both of them were 'perverted enough'.
Couples would always have some strange fetishes, and the more perverted the two were, the better their relationship would be.
That night.
As usual, the two of them lay on the bed after taking a shower.
They were playing with their phones and watching their favorite Short videos. No one was affected.
But not long after, Fan Tingting suddenly put down her phone and turned to look at Ma Feiwen.
By the time Ma Feiwen realized that the situation wasn't looking good, it was already too late.
Fan Tingting grabbed the blanket and " swallowed " Ma Feiwen.
Then, he farted under the blanket!
"Fan! Ting! Ting!"
Ma Feiwen roared and struggled.
Looking at Ma Feiwen who was writhing and struggling crazily under the blanket, Fan Tingting laughed out loud.
He thought it was just a normal " play ". After all, they had played like this many times.
But who would have thought that Ma Feiwen, who was under the blanket, would gradually stop struggling.
Fan Tingting thought that Ma Feiwen had given up resisting, so she had won.
However, when she lifted the blanket.
First, a foul smell rushed out. Then, she saw Ma Feiwen lying motionless on the bed.
"Hello?"
"Are you pretending to faint again to sneak an attack on me?”
Fan Tingting grinned. At this moment, she thought that Ma Feiwen was playing with her.
"Hello?"
"Wake up, stop pretending."
However, when she pushed Ma Feiwen a few times and he didn't move, Fan Tingting gradually panicked.
"This joke isn't funny at all. Don't scare me.”
"If you continue to be like this, I'll really be angry.”
Even though Fan Tingting had used " Anger Warning," Ma Feiwen had no intention of waking up.
Fan Tingting realized the seriousness of the problem.
"If you don't wake up, I'll call 120.”
"When the ambulance comes and finds out that you're pretending, you'll be dead.”
Fan Tingting picked up her phone again and pretended to call the emergency number to test the waters.
"Really…"
"He really fainted?"
Seeing that Ma Feiwen still had no intention of waking up, Fan Tingting panicked and immediately dialed 120.
Then, she and Ma Feiwen were taken to the hospital by ambulance.
……
"Wuwuwu."
"Hubby, don't let anything happen to you. I won't fart you again.”
Fan Tingting followed behind Ma Feiwen's gurney, crying non-stop.
Lu Ming heard the commotion and was immediately interested.
Hit people with a fart?
Knock him out?
This couple was really playful!
Let me see what's going on.
"Director Lu."
The doctor on duty was also surprised to see Lu Ming.
Fan Tingting, who was crying at the side, heard Lu Ming address him as Director.
She immediately ran over and grabbed Lu Ming's arm." Director, please save my husband."”
"Don't cry, tell me what happened.”
Lu Ming comforted her.
Thus, Fan Tingting told him what had happened.
The medical staff at the side immediately bit their lips desperately, and their faces turned red.
Because they really couldn't help but laugh.
This was too playful.
She stuffed her husband under the blanket and farted under the blanket…
What kind of bad taste was this?
Lu Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Then, he began to check on Ma Feiwen's condition.
"In this situation, he really is poisoned.”
After a round of inspection, Lu Ming figured out the situation.
"Poisoned?"
"My husband is fine. How could he be poisoned?”
"Could it be…"
Fan Tingting was a little surprised and thought of an unlikely possibility.
"You might not understand, but it's actually fart poisoning.”
"It means that your husband smelled your fart and was poisoned.”
"However, it's not completely poison.”
"Because the poisonous gas in the fart is not enough to make people faint.”
"The other reason why your husband is unconscious is that his brain lacks oxygen.”
Lu Ming explained.
"Poisoned fart?"
This was the first time Fan Tingting had heard such a statement.
Lu Ming nodded.
One had to know that the so-called fart was the waste gas emitted by the human body.
The main components were carbon dioxide, hydrogen dioxide, and methane.
In addition, there were indoles, hydrogen, and smelly feces.
Indol and smelly feces were also the main culprits that made farts smell bad.
Also, because hydrogen sulfur was a highly toxic gas, it also caused farts to be classified as " toxic gases."
However, because the content of hydrogen dioxide in the fart was very low, this " toxic gas " was not fatal.
Generally speaking, it might take inhaling the stinky farts of hundreds of people at the same time to be fatal.
However, this situation was basically unrealistic.
Therefore, he had no choice.
The reason why Ma Feiwen fainted was just as Lu Ming had explained.
On one hand, it was because he had inhaled Fan Tingting's smelly fart and was stinking.
On the other hand, it was because it was difficult to breathe under the blanket, causing the brain to lack oxygen.
Under these two conditions, Ma Feiwen fainted.
So strictly speaking, Ma Feiwen's fainting was caused by cerebral asphyxiation, and inhaling smelly fart was only one of the factors.
In addition.
In some public toilets with poor hygiene conditions, it might also cause dizziness and nausea.
This was because the space in the public toilet was too enclosed, and the toxic gas released by the crowd when using the toilet could not flow out.
The public toilet had thus become a "gas chamber".
Lu Ming had also met people who had been " stinking " in public toilets.
……
"Then what should we do?"
"Will my husband become a fool?”
Fan Tingting grabbed her little hand nervously.
Lu Ming's mouth twitched slightly.
What are you thinking?
How could he become a fool?
"It's nothing. I'll be fine after inhaling some oxygen.”
Hearing this, Fan Tingting heaved a sigh of relief.
"Also, don't play like that in the future…"
Lu Ming gave Fan Tingting a look.
Fan Tingting's face turned red. She had clearly understood what Lu Ming meant.
Lu Ming was telling the couple not to play such perverted games in the future.
"I…I know…"
Fan Tingting replied with a blushing face.
……
He left the treatment room.
The medical staff beside Lu Ming couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.
" I'm dying of laughter. Poisoned fart!"
"Young people nowadays really know how to play! You really can think of all kinds of ways to play."
"It's fine to maintain the interest between husband and wife, but you can't play too perverted. You've even come to the hospital!”
Lu Ming also shook his head and walked towards the ward with a smile.
After observing Shen Ruicong's condition, he decided to go back to the dormitory to sleep.
……
"Is the child asleep?"
Lu Ming gently pushed open the door and realized that Luo Sanmei was still awake, but Shen Ruicong was already asleep on the bed.
"Doctor Lu."
"Congcong has been sleeping for a while."
When Luo Sanmei saw Lu Ming, she quickly stood up to welcome him.
Even though Lu Ming had told her many times not to be polite, she could not change this habit.
It was also possible that she treated Lu Ming as her savior, so she couldn't let go of this courtesy.
Lu Ming nodded slightly and went to the bed.
Looking at Shen Ruicong who was sound asleep, Lu Ming suddenly frowned slightly.
This…
It didn't look like she was sleeping.
Instead, it seemed like…
Fainted?
Lu Ming nudged Shen Ruicong gently." Congcong?”
Luo Sanmei was confused." Dr. Lu, what are you doing?"”
Lu Ming did not explain immediately. When he saw that Shen Ruicong did not react, he increased the strength of his hand and pushed him hard.
At this moment, Luo Sanmei also realized that something was wrong and shouted.
"Congcong?"
"Congcong, wake up!"
"Doctor Lu, what's wrong with my son?”
Luo Sanmei was anxious when she saw that she couldn't wake her son up.
Lu Ming quickly checked Shen Ruicong's pulse, heartbeat, pupils, and other conditions.
"He's in acute shock!"
After the inspection, Lu Ming's expression darkened. He had a bad feeling!
Luo Sanmei also widened her eyes.
His son had fallen into shock?
Lu Ming did not dare to delay. He immediately went to shake her and began to organize the rescue!
……
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