Song Jingshan had been taking a dump recently, and he felt a dull pain in his skin. It felt like he was being torn apart.
He was worried that there might be a problem with his anus, so he went to the hospital's clinic and registered for a proctologist.
However, there were actually so many patients in the proctology department.
He came to get his number at around eight o'clock, but there were more than fifty people in line.
He was so bored that he wandered around the corridor of the consultation room.
The nurses at the nurses 'station reminded him several times that if he did not get his number, he should take a seat in the waiting area and not enter the reception area.
However, Song Jingshan ignored her and continued to look around.
From time to time, he would poke his head into some open consultation rooms to check on the situation inside.
The nurse was helpless against this kind of patient who did not listen to advice and could only let him be.
Because if he was angered, he might be complained about, and his bonus would be deducted. He might even be reprimanded by the leader and written a self-reflection.
It was really too difficult to be a medical staff.
……
As Song Jingshan was strolling around, he suddenly saw a rule hanging on the wall of each consultation room.
Hence, he looked at it curiously.
He felt that it was very normal in the beginning.
However, when he saw the sixth rule, he frowned.
"Forbid farting?"
"Do you even have to care about farting?"
"What kind of lousy hospital is this?"
Obviously, Song Jingshan felt that this rule was a little ridiculous.
It violated his "freedom to fart"!
Therefore…
When it was his turn to see a doctor, he mentioned it to Associate Chief Physician Mao Jianfei.
Of course, this so-called mention could be said to be quite vile. It was the kind that was close to scolding and cursing.
There were even personal attacks.
They said that hospitals were not humane and that doctors were blood-sucking demons.
Mao Jianfei was able to become an associate chief physician because he had seen a lot of things.
He could not be bothered with such a patient who was deliberately looking for trouble. He simply replied that it was a rule set by the hospital, and he did not know.
However, this answer made Song Jingshan feel that he was being looked down upon. Mao Jianfei's attitude as a doctor was not good.
Then, she started to curse non-stop. She stopped seeing the doctor and just scolded the doctor.
Mao Jianfei was very helpless. He wanted to call the security office directly and ask them to "invite" this medical dispute out.
But unexpectedly, when he saw Mao Jianfei dial the landline on the table, Song Jingshan snatched the landline and threw it on the ground.
"What's wrong? Do you still want to fight?"
Even clay figurines had a temper.
This Song Jingshan had obviously gone too far. Mao Jianfei could not take it anymore.
"Attack? Let's see if I dare!"
Song Jingshan really rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat Mao Jianfei up.
Song Jingshan was nearly 1.9 meters tall, and although Mao Jianfei was also 1.7 meters tall, he was slightly thin. In front of Song Jingshan, he looked very thin.
"Alright, alright, don't fight. Let's talk things out!”
At this moment, the next patient waiting outside the door could not help but rush forward to stop him.
When the nurse found out about the situation, she immediately informed the security department.
However, before the security guards arrived, Lu Ming arrived first.
……
After understanding the details.
Lu Ming decided to seek justice for Mao Jianfei.
It was a doctor's duty to save people, but it did not mean that he should be bullied for no reason.
As a patient, you can reasonably question the hospital's rules, but you can't attack or hit anyone.
Indeed, those who did not understand the story would think that the rule of forbidding patients from farting was a little ridiculous.
Anyone who knew about it would think that this rule was too f * cking reasonable.
Lu Ming immediately went to the consultation room.
At this moment, Song Jingshan was glaring angrily at Mao Jianfei.
If it weren't for the elderly patient blocking his way, Song Jingshan might have punched Jian Fei.
"Lu Academy."
Seeing that Lu Ming had come, Mao Jianfei quickly greeted him, his eyes filled with a pleading look.
"Lu Academy?"
"Are you the director of this hospital?”
Hearing Mao Jianfei address Lu Ming as such, Song Jingshan immediately changed his target.
"Not really. I'm just an honorary vice president.”Lu Ming explained.
"Oh, that's the dean too."
"Come, explain to me what this rule means.”
"Are you discriminating against our patients?"
Song Jingshan wanted to press down on Lu Ming's head and press him against the rule, but he didn't do it in the end.
"I don't mean to discriminate."
Lu Ming only said one sentence and was about to continue explaining.
The hot-tempered Song Jingshan interrupted Lu Ming.
"You said there was no discrimination?"
"Who doesn't have a problem with Pi Yanzi when they come to the proctology department?”
"I can't help but fart.”
"Ask the big guys here if that's the case.”
Many people subconsciously lowered their heads when they saw Song Jingshan's gaze.
But what he said made sense.
Some people had problems with their intestines and would fart uncontrollably.
"Indeed, there is a problem with this rule.”
Lu Ming nodded and began to think seriously.
"Look, look! Even the hospital director admitted that there was a problem! I told you I was right!"
Song Jingshan immediately looked smug.
Mao Jianfei was a little anxious. Why did Lu Ming give in?
Wasn't the existence of this rule because of that incident?
"Since you also think there's a problem, remove this rule as soon as possible.”
Song Jingshan placed his hands on his hips, his aura imposing.
Lu Ming shook his head." No, this rule cannot be revoked.”
When Song Jingshan heard this, the anger in his heart rose again.
"You know you're wrong and don't change?"
"You're making an enemy out of the people!"
Song Jingshan said righteously.
"We definitely can't withdraw, but there are indeed some problems with the expression. We can make some changes.”
"Change the ban on farting to prohibit farting during the examination.”
Lu Ming said after thinking about it seriously.
"What's the point of changing it like this?”
Song Jingshan snorted coldly.
"Actually, there is a story behind this rule.”
"I hope you won't interrupt me. Listen to me carefully before you judge whether this rule is reasonable or not.”
Song Jingshan was just about to open his mouth and continue scolding Lu Ming.
Hearing Lu Ming's words, she could only swallow her words.
He wanted to see what Lu Ming could say to make this rule reasonable.
"This matter started from an afternoon half a year ago.”
"And our Doctor Mao is also one of the parties involved.”
Lu Ming smiled and pointed at Mao Jianfei, who was a little shocked.
When Mao Jianfei heard this, he was first stunned for a moment, then he fell into his memories.
It was a nightmarish memory that would accompany him for the rest of his life…
……
Half a year ago.
It was an ordinary Tuesday afternoon.
As usual, Mao Jianfei was in the proctology department's consultation room.
At this moment, a young male patient came in.
There was also a woman accompanying him, probably his wife or girlfriend.
Mao Jianfei also asked about his condition as usual and then carried out a check-up.
At first, everything was normal.
During the examination, the patient said that his stomach was a little bloated.
He couldn't help but want to fart.
At that time, Mao Jianfei was in the middle of a finger examination, so he asked the patient to endure it.
The patient also obediently endured it.
When the finger examination was completed, Mao Jianfei pulled out his finger from the patient's skin.
Mao Jianfei heard a loud bang!
Bang!
Then, a shadow appeared in front of him!
Something attacked his face!
Then, he fell into darkness!
He wiped his eyes with his hand and forced himself to open them.
He looked at his hands and realized that the hands he used to wipe his eyes were all yellow and thick!
Moreover, the smell was extremely smelly!
What the f * ck!
It looked like sh * t!
It was the shit that came out of the patient's skin!
It exploded all over his body!
The entire wall behind him was also covered in feces.
Even the patient's wife, who was standing beside him, was not spared. She was shot all over.
How was this a simple fart!
This was a f * cking "sh * t fart"!
Ever since then.
Every time Mao Jianfei performed a finger checkup on a patient, he would have a psychological trauma.
He would never forget that scene for the rest of his life.
It was also from then on that there was an additional rule in the proctology department of the hospital.
No farting!
However, it was a little too brief.
Just like Lu Ming said, it should be changed to " No farting during the examination."
……
After listening to the story behind this rule.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
"This…is very difficult to judge!"
"It turns out that there is an outrageous story behind the outrageous rules!”
"Now it seems that this rule is very reasonable.”
"It's hard to imagine that Doctor Mao still has the courage to treat a patient here after going through such a thing…"
The crowd said.
Song Jingshan's gaze was also dull.
"Fart produces shit?"
"You even shot the doctor?"
"This…"
"Motherf * cker!"
"Then this rule should indeed be added! We can't retreat!"
Song Jingshan strode over to Mao Jianfei.
"What…what are you doing?"
Mao Jianfei was a little nervous.
Didn't he already explain it?
Could it be that Song Jingshan still wanted to make a move?
Just as Lu Ming was about to stop Song Jingshan, he shouted," Silly Spring! What are you doing!
Song Jingshan suddenly bowed 90 degrees."
"I'm sorry!"
"I misunderstood you!"
"You misunderstood the hospital's rules!"
Mao Jianfei was a little at a loss by Song Jingshan's reversal of attitude. He said with some uncertainty,
"Then…then should I say it's okay?”
……
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