The Deer and the Cauldron
35 Buzz, hum, hum, I’ll coax you

Chen Adou

Settings
ScrollingScrolling

This person had a full face with mane and beard, with crisscrossing scars. His dark skin shone like bronze under the sun. It was Mao Shi Ba, the one who had killed people and escaped from prison. He was arrogant and arrogant at the critical moment. He was dressed well, his face was full of spring breeze, and he was full of spirit. I was overjoyed when I saw him and shouted,"Big Brother Mao."

Mao Shi Ba was very excited and said loudly,""Brother Wei, it really is you. Haha, how did you become a little eunuch?”"It's a long story," I said."Let's go. I'll be the host. Let's have a drink and chat."”

After finding a tavern, the two of us picked a quiet table and asked the waiter to serve some food and wine. Then we started chatting.

? Mao Shi Ba was extremely excited, he kept bragging about his experiences and how many heroes he knew. I asked for their names but he refused to say, saying that they were important and it was not convenient for him to say. Annoyed, I turned my head and stopped talking to him. Mao Shi Ba could see that I was unhappy and couldn't help but say,""Brother Wei, don't be angry with me. These heroes are all famous people in the martial arts world. It's just that you're not from the martial arts world, so you won't know even if I tell you.”"Of course," I said sarcastically."I only know one man in Jianghu, and that is you, Lord Mao Shiba. I don't have the fortune to know anyone else."”

Mao Shi Ba laughed dryly." My good brother, you and I are friends through life and death. It doesn't matter if you say it, but this is no small matter. You mustn't tell outsiders."”I said,"You're the only one I know in the entire capital. Where can I find someone to talk to? It's fine if you don't want to talk. How can you entertain me?"”Mao Shi Ba leaned forward and lowered his voice.""Have you heard of Master Guan?" I laughed out loud and said," Who doesn't know about Master Guan? He wields the Green Dragon Crescent Blade, passes through five passes and kills six generals. He steals his sister-in-law from thousands of miles away. He kills Wang Lun with his blade. He picks up an iron tackle with his spear. He's an old woman with two spears. He's a railway guerrilla…" I was angry that he was still playing cymbals with me, so I started talking nonsense in one breath. Mao Shi Ba was confused, but after a long time he understood: ""I'm not talking about Guan Yunzhang from the Three Kingdoms, but our world…a hero in our capital, known as Master Guan.”

I suddenly remembered that there was such a character in the original novel. He was from the Green Wood Hall of the Heaven and Earth Society. He worked under Wei Xiaobao and was later killed by Feng Xifan. So he said,"I remember now. You're talking about Master Guan of the Heaven and Earth Society."”Mao Shi Ba was shocked and quickly reached out to grab my mouth.""Keep your voice down. How dare you say such things? How do you know he's from the Heaven and Earth Society?" I smiled." Not only do I know him, but I also know Third Brother Qi, Sixth Brother Jia, and some Pure Gold.”He picked up a few names that he could think of and casually said them.

? Mao Shi Ba was very surprised." Where did you get your names?" he asked.”I said,"These people are the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society. They are very famous. Everyone in the capital knows them. I know what's strange."”Mao Shi Ba's face was full of surprise.""Really? Was he really that famous? What about me? How many people know about me?"

"Are you also from the Heaven and Earth Society?"”Mao Shi Ba panicked and hurriedly said: ""No, no, I'm not from the Heaven and Earth Society.”Seeing his nervous expression, I knew that this old fellow was playing tricks on me again, so I said,"I think so too. The Heaven and Earth Society are all indomitable heroes. Why would they accept you?”? Mao Shi Ba was furious." Who said I wouldn't? I'm a member of Green Wood Hall."”As soon as he said this, he immediately understood and shut his mouth. I didn't say anything and just smiled at him. Mao Shi Ba was stunned for a while, but he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart. He said proudly,""It's not important to tell you. I joined the Heaven and Earth Society last month and am now working in the Green Wood Hall.”I didn't expect this brat to join the Heaven and Earth Society. I could have been their incense master, but because I messed up the order, things have changed. It's very likely that I won't be able to join the Heaven and Earth Society. I can't help but feel indignant.

Mao Shi Ba saw that I wasn't happy, so he asked,""Brother, how have you been recently? Why did you become a eunuch?”I said angrily,"So what if I don't become a eunuch? You refuse to avenge Xiao Lian's father. I can only become a eunuch and sneak into the palace to kill Ao Bai."”?" Everyone in the capital is saying that Ao Bai was killed by a eunuch," Mao Shi Ba said in surprise." Could it be you?"”I said,"If it wasn't for me, would it still be you?"”Mao Shi Ba's wine cup fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. He hurriedly asked me for details. I told him about how I entered the palace, how I killed Shi Song, and how I fought to kill him. Mao Shi Ba's mouth was wide open as saliva flowed down his beard onto the table. After a long time, he said,""Good brother, you've done so many great things.”The smug look on his face was no longer there.

I enjoyed watching it, but I deliberately said,"This small matter is nothing. I'm just lucky. Compared to you, I'm far from it.”Mao Shi Ba's thick skin was actually embarrassed, his face was as red as a pig's liver, he whispered: ""I didn't do anything big. The men of the Heaven and Earth Society thought highly of me. They only accepted me after seeing that I killed a few soldiers.”When I heard him mention joining the Heaven and Earth Society, I was unhappy and snorted.

Mao Shi Ba suddenly thought of something and said,""Brother, you should join us as well. Our Hall's Incense Master was killed by Ao Bai two years ago, and everyone has been holding back to avenge him. I'll be the guarantor, so the brothers in the association will naturally give me some face.”I thought to myself, do you have any face in the guild? However, what this guy said makes sense. Now that I've killed Ao Bai, my status will naturally be different. Anyone who sees me will have to look at me highly. Who knows, I might have a chance to join the guild. With the help of these experts, it will naturally be much easier to do things in the future. I've read the original novel of Master Jin countless times, so I've come to understand the importance of having helpers. Wei Xiaobao is able to make friends with masters everywhere he goes, which is why he has always been successful. There aren't many top-notch masters in the Heaven and Earth Society, but the president, Chen Jinnan, is a rare talent, so we have to make friends.

Thinking of this, I became happy and said,"Thank you for your kindness, Brother Mao. Let's go now.”"Where?" Mao Shiba asked curiously. I said,"Go to the Heaven and Earth Society." Didn't you say that you wanted to guarantee my membership?"? Mao Shi Ba hesitated." I have to go back and inform everyone. I can only bring you back if they agree."”I panicked and said," What are you waiting for? I'm so busy all day. I don't have time to wait for you to discuss. Let's go. I have something good to give everyone."”"What good stuff?" Mao Shi Ba asked.”

I looked around, stood up, walked to Mao Shi Ba's side, and whispered in his ear,""The head that I'm bowing to!"

**************************************************************************

Mao Shi Ba's expression was blank, his eyes dull as he muttered,""The Legend of the Deer and the Cauldron is a good book! The Story of the Deer and the Cauldron was a good book! Those who see this will go to the most crowded intersection and shout it a thousand times, or send it to ten thousand netizens. You will become rich, have a lot of wives, have a lot of children and grandchildren, eat well, and be healthy…"

###################################

This person had a full face with mane and beard, with crisscrossing scars. His dark skin shone like bronze under the sun. It was Mao Shi Ba, the one who had killed people and escaped from prison. He was arrogant and arrogant at the critical moment. He was dressed well, his face was full of spring breeze, and he was full of spirit. I was overjoyed when I saw him and shouted,"Big Brother Mao."

Mao Shi Ba was very excited and said loudly,""Brother Wei, it really is you. Haha, how did you become a little eunuch?”"It's a long story," I said."Let's go. I'll be the host. Let's have a drink and chat."”

After finding a tavern, the two of us picked a quiet table and asked the waiter to serve some food and wine. Then we started chatting.

? Mao Shi Ba was extremely excited, he kept bragging about his experiences and how many heroes he knew. I asked for their names but he refused to say, saying that they were important and it was not convenient for him to say. Annoyed, I turned my head and stopped talking to him. Mao Shi Ba could see that I was unhappy and couldn't help but say,""Brother Wei, don't be angry with me. These heroes are all famous people in the martial arts world. It's just that you're not from the martial arts world, so you won't know even if I tell you.”"Of course," I said sarcastically."I only know one man in Jianghu, and that is you, Lord Mao Shiba. I don't have the fortune to know anyone else."”

Mao Shi Ba laughed dryly." My good brother, you and I are friends through life and death. It doesn't matter if you say it, but this is no small matter. You mustn't tell outsiders."”I said,"You're the only one I know in the entire capital. Where can I find someone to talk to? It's fine if you don't want to talk. How can you entertain me?"”Mao Shi Ba leaned forward and lowered his voice.""Have you heard of Master Guan?" I laughed out loud and said," Who doesn't know about Master Guan? He wields the Green Dragon Crescent Blade, passes through five passes and kills six generals. He steals his sister-in-law from thousands of miles away. He kills Wang Lun with his blade. He picks up an iron tackle with his spear. He's an old woman with two spears. He's a railway guerrilla…" I was angry that he was still playing cymbals with me, so I started talking nonsense in one breath. Mao Shi Ba was confused, but after a long time he understood: ""I'm not talking about Guan Yunzhang from the Three Kingdoms, but our world…a hero in our capital, known as Master Guan.”

I suddenly remembered that there was such a character in the original novel. He was from the Green Wood Hall of the Heaven and Earth Society. He worked under Wei Xiaobao and was later killed by Feng Xifan. So he said,"I remember now. You're talking about Master Guan of the Heaven and Earth Society."”Mao Shi Ba was shocked and quickly reached out to grab my mouth.""Keep your voice down. How dare you say such things? How do you know he's from the Heaven and Earth Society?" I smiled." Not only do I know him, but I also know Third Brother Qi, Sixth Brother Jia, and some Pure Gold.”He picked up a few names that he could think of and casually said them.

? Mao Shi Ba was very surprised." Where did you get your names?" he asked.”I said,"These people are the heroes of the Heaven and Earth Society. They are very famous. Everyone in the capital knows them. I know what's strange."”Mao Shi Ba's face was full of surprise.""Really? Was he really that famous? What about me? How many people know about me?"

"Are you also from the Heaven and Earth Society?"”Mao Shi Ba panicked and hurriedly said: ""No, no, I'm not from the Heaven and Earth Society.”Seeing his nervous expression, I knew that this old fellow was playing tricks on me again, so I said,"I think so too. The Heaven and Earth Society are all indomitable heroes. Why would they accept you?”? Mao Shi Ba was furious." Who said I wouldn't? I'm a member of Green Wood Hall."”As soon as he said this, he immediately understood and shut his mouth. I didn't say anything and just smiled at him. Mao Shi Ba was stunned for a while, but he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart. He said proudly,""It's not important to tell you. I joined the Heaven and Earth Society last month and am now working in the Green Wood Hall.”I didn't expect this brat to join the Heaven and Earth Society. I could have been their incense master, but because I messed up the order, things have changed. It's very likely that I won't be able to join the Heaven and Earth Society. I can't help but feel indignant.

Mao Shi Ba saw that I wasn't happy, so he asked,""Brother, how have you been recently? Why did you become a eunuch?”I said angrily,"So what if I don't become a eunuch? You refuse to avenge Xiao Lian's father. I can only become a eunuch and sneak into the palace to kill Ao Bai."”?" Everyone in the capital is saying that Ao Bai was killed by a eunuch," Mao Shi Ba said in surprise." Could it be you?"”I said,"If it wasn't for me, would it still be you?"”Mao Shi Ba's wine cup fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. He hurriedly asked me for details. I told him about how I entered the palace, how I killed Shi Song, and how I fought to kill him. Mao Shi Ba's mouth was wide open as saliva flowed down his beard onto the table. After a long time, he said,""Good brother, you've done so many great things.”The smug look on his face was no longer there.

I enjoyed watching it, but I deliberately said,"This small matter is nothing. I'm just lucky. Compared to you, I'm far from it.”Mao Shi Ba's thick skin was actually embarrassed, his face was as red as a pig's liver, he whispered: ""I didn't do anything big. The men of the Heaven and Earth Society thought highly of me. They only accepted me after seeing that I killed a few soldiers.”When I heard him mention joining the Heaven and Earth Society, I was unhappy and snorted.

Mao Shi Ba suddenly thought of something and said,""Brother, you should join us as well. Our Hall's Incense Master was killed by Ao Bai two years ago, and everyone has been holding back to avenge him. I'll be the guarantor, so the brothers in the association will naturally give me some face.”I thought to myself, do you have any face in the guild? However, what this guy said makes sense. Now that I've killed Ao Bai, my status will naturally be different. Anyone who sees me will have to look at me highly. Who knows, I might have a chance to join the guild. With the help of these experts, it will naturally be much easier to do things in the future. I've read the original novel of Master Jin countless times, so I've come to understand the importance of having helpers. Wei Xiaobao is able to make friends with masters everywhere he goes, which is why he has always been successful. There aren't many top-notch masters in the Heaven and Earth Society, but the president, Chen Jinnan, is a rare talent, so we have to make friends.

Thinking of this, I became happy and said,"Thank you for your kindness, Brother Mao. Let's go now.”"Where?" Mao Shiba asked curiously. I said,"Go to the Heaven and Earth Society." Didn't you say that you wanted to guarantee my membership?"? Mao Shi Ba hesitated." I have to go back and inform everyone. I can only bring you back if they agree."”I panicked and said," What are you waiting for? I'm so busy all day. I don't have time to wait for you to discuss. Let's go. I have something good to give everyone."”"What good stuff?" Mao Shi Ba asked.”

I looked around, stood up, walked to Mao Shi Ba's side, and whispered in his ear,""The head that I'm bowing to!"

**************************************************************************

Mao Shi Ba's expression was blank, his eyes dull as he muttered,""The Legend of the Deer and the Cauldron is a good book! The Story of the Deer and the Cauldron was a good book! Those who see this will go to the most crowded intersection and shout it a thousand times, or send it to ten thousand netizens. You will become rich, have a lot of wives, have a lot of children and grandchildren, eat well, and be healthy…"

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

Last Next Contents
Bookshelf ADD Settings
Reviews Add a review
Chapter loading