Mao Shi Ba's eyes widened when he heard that the gift was a head.""Good, good. Everyone will be happy to have such a good thing.”He will take me to the Green Wood Hall of the Heaven and Earth Society. I told him to wait in the tavern while I ran home and took out the box containing the head.
The weather was hot, and the heads in the box had begun to smell. They were faintly leaking out of the box. I wrapped two layers of cloth outside to cover the smell. Little Lian was still a little shy when she saw me. I didn't have time to say anything more to her and just hugged and kissed her before leaving.
Returning to the tavern, Mao Shi Ba found a carriage from somewhere and became a coachman himself. With a shake of his whip, the horse started to run. On the way, Mao Shiba asked me about Little Lian's situation. I told him that I was married to Little Lian. Mao Shiba was very angry and scolded me for being a eunuch but harming other girls. He scolded me for how miserable Little Lian's life was when she followed me. I couldn't be bothered with him and didn't explain that I was a fake eunuch. I let this nonsense go.
The car left the capital and drove for a few more miles before arriving at a huge courtyard. There were a few people standing in front of the courtyard, whistling from afar. Two more people ran out of the yard and recognized Mao Shi Ba. They came to the carriage and said," Eighteen, what's in the car?"?" My good brother is in the car," Mao Shi Ba said." I brought him here to join the club."”The two men's faces changed." Bastard! How can you bring people here so casually?" they said.”As I spoke, I lifted the curtain and looked into the carriage. I returned his punch and said,"Brother Wei Xiaobao, I've met the hero of the Heaven and Earth Society.”"It's a eunuch," the man cried out in alarm.”Immediately, five or six burly men rushed out of the courtyard and surrounded the car. My scalp felt numb and I didn't know what to do. At this moment, a Daoist walked out from the courtyard and asked,"What is it?" "Taoist Xuanzhen, Mao Shiba brought back a eunuch and said he wanted him to join the sect.”
Xuan Zhen glanced at me and said,"Mao Shi Ba, what's going on? Don't you know the rules of the society?”Mao Shi Ba jumped out of the car and ran to Xuan Zhen's side. He whispered a few words into his ear, and Xuan Zhen was instantly moved."Everyone, let's talk in the courtyard. How should I address this brother of yours?”"He's called Wei Xiaobao," Mao Shiba said.”"Master Wei, please come in and have some tea." Xuan Zhen cupped his fists at me.”The people surrounding me were all dumbfounded and made way for me. Someone even ran over to help me when I got out of the car. Someone even reached out to take my box. I waved my hand to stop it and followed Xuan Zhen into the courtyard.
Xuan Zhen led me to a side room and ordered people to serve tea and snacks. He wanted Mao Shi Ba to chat with me before he turned around and left. Not long after, there were a few people standing far away outside the door. They stretched their heads into the room and pointed. I was very proud in my heart. I crossed my legs and started eating snacks. Mao Shi Ba was also excited, he kept saying to me,""You've really gained face this time. Good job, brother.”
Not long after, someone ran in and whispered something in Mao Shi Ba's ear. Mao Shi Ba nodded and said to me,""Good brother, can you give us the head first?”I waved my hand and said,"Take it. What do I need this for?"”Actually, this head is still very useful to me. I've already earned Little Lian for my death. Although Rong 'er almost got it, I might still have a chance. In the future, I can even bring the head to the Zhuang family's courtyard to exchange for a pair of children. I've killed so many people. I don't know how much money and beautiful women I can exchange for with this thing. However, the weather was hot, and there was no refrigerator in ancient times. If it was left there for another two days, it would be so rotten that even his parents would not be able to recognize him. It was better to do him a favor now.
The man thanked him and walked out with the box. After a while, a gong sounded from outside, and the people in the courtyard entered a large door. Mao Shi Ba wanted to go too, but after a moment of hesitation, he sat down and said to me,""This gong is gathering everyone. We haven't seen each other for a long time, so I'll accompany you.”I laughed dryly and said,"I'm fine. You go ahead with your work. I'll eat snacks here."”? Mao Shi Ba said," It's okay. Taoist Xuan Zhen wants me to accompany you. It's okay if I don't go."”
So I asked him about the Heaven and Earth Society. Mao Shi Ba really didn't know anything, he probably didn't know as much as I did. It seemed that this old Russian had no status in the Heaven and Earth Society. It was a good job to be a bandit outside. Why did he have to get involved in this muddy water?
Seeing that I couldn't get anything out of him, I lost interest and only ate. After a long time, a man ran over and cupped his fists."May we invite Master Wei to speak in the hall." I stood up and followed him into the hall. Mao Shi Ba followed behind me silently.
The moment he entered the hall, he saw a large room full of people. They were all wearing white cloths and white belts. It seemed like they were quarreling and it was noisy. There was a mourning hall in the hall, and on the incense table were the heads of people who were praying. It seemed that they were paying their respects to the deceased incense master. There was a man at the door. When he saw us coming in, he handed each of us two white cloths. Mao Shi Ba tied the white cloths around his head and waist, and I did the same.
A few people saw us coming in and said,"Coming, coming." Xuan Zhen was standing in front of me. When he saw me, he said in a clear voice,"Since Brother Wei is here, let's not argue. Let's listen to what he has to say before making a decision.”His voice was loud and clear, suppressing all other voices. This was probably the so-called internal force, which was even better than using a loudspeaker. The hall instantly quieted down, and everyone's gaze was focused on me. Being stared at by so many people at once made me feel uncomfortable. "Brother Wei, please come to the front. We have something to ask you."”There was no other way. At this point, there was no way out. He could only step forward.
Xuan Zhen waited for me to come closer and said,"Brother Wei, tell us how you killed Ao Bai.”I cleared my throat and began to brag. I talked about how I tricked Ao Bai, how I led the eunuchs and warriors to fight Ao Bai, how ferocious Ao Bai was, how many eunuchs and warriors he killed, and finally how I killed Ao Bai with Shaolin's Great Mercy Thousand Leaves Palm. I only talked about how I shocked the heavens and the earth and made the gods and ghosts cry. Everyone was intoxicated and amazed. When I finished speaking, everyone in the hall nodded or shook their heads, smacked their lips or sighed. The way they looked at me changed.
No one spoke for a long time. Xuan Zhen was the first to come to her senses. She glanced at everyone and said,"What do you all think?" Someone in the crowd said," We swore in front of Incense Master Yin's spirit that whoever killed Ao Bai would be our Incense Master. Since it was Brother Wei who killed Ao Bai, we will worship him as our Incense Master."”Someone beside Xuan Zhen shouted," This Wei guy is a eunuch from the Qing Dynasty. How can our Heaven and Earth Society call him the Incense Master? If word gets out, how can we still have the face to live?"”My heart sank and I cursed in my heart,"Who the hell is this grandson? When I become the incense master, you'll have a good look."”At this moment, someone in the crowd shouted," Old Sixth Jia, you keep talking. You just want your brother-in-law to be the incense master. Even if you don't let Brother Wei be the incense master, your brother-in-law can't be the incense master. I, Blind Cui, am the first to be dissatisfied."”
The man named Jia Laoliu jumped up and scolded,""Blind Cui, why are you so arrogant? Let's not talk about Master Guan, let me first meet you, you ignorant thing. Come, come, let's go outside and have a spar.”On the other side, Blind Cui also started cursing." F * ck your ancestors. You brat, you're a dog who relies on others 'power. I'm not afraid of you. If you want to compete, then compete. Those who don't dare are grandsons."”Everyone tried to persuade them. The two of them exchanged a few more curses before stopping.
A man walked out of the crowd. He was tall and had a red face. He had a long beard and looked very imposing. I thought that this person was Master Guan. Master Guan stroked his long beard and said," Brothers, please don't quarrel. We can slowly discuss who to elect as the incense master. However, if this little eunuch were to do it, I'm afraid it would indeed damage the reputation of our Heaven and Earth Society."”Many people nodded in agreement. Even Blind Cui didn't say anything. Master Guan was very satisfied when he saw that everyone agreed with him. He turned to the person beside him and said,"Big Brother Li, what do you say?" The man surnamed Li muttered for a moment and said,"I also feel that this matter is tricky. Let's listen to the opinions of our brothers.”
Seeing that things had changed, I couldn't help but feel anxious and wanted to say that I was a fake eunuch. Suddenly, a man ran in from outside. As soon as he entered, he shouted,"The chief has arrived!"
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Xuan Zhen said happily,"If Brother Wei manages Green Wood Hall, we'll have endless recommendation votes. We'll eat and drink well. We'll call two fans at a time to visit the brothel. One for fun, one for leisure." This Penniless Priest will also call himself the Lust (Silver) Path in the future.”
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Mao Shi Ba's eyes widened when he heard that the gift was a head.""Good, good. Everyone will be happy to have such a good thing.”He will take me to the Green Wood Hall of the Heaven and Earth Society. I told him to wait in the tavern while I ran home and took out the box containing the head.
The weather was hot, and the heads in the box had begun to smell. They were faintly leaking out of the box. I wrapped two layers of cloth outside to cover the smell. Little Lian was still a little shy when she saw me. I didn't have time to say anything more to her and just hugged and kissed her before leaving.
Returning to the tavern, Mao Shi Ba found a carriage from somewhere and became a coachman himself. With a shake of his whip, the horse started to run. On the way, Mao Shiba asked me about Little Lian's situation. I told him that I was married to Little Lian. Mao Shiba was very angry and scolded me for being a eunuch but harming other girls. He scolded me for how miserable Little Lian's life was when she followed me. I couldn't be bothered with him and didn't explain that I was a fake eunuch. I let this nonsense go.
The car left the capital and drove for a few more miles before arriving at a huge courtyard. There were a few people standing in front of the courtyard, whistling from afar. Two more people ran out of the yard and recognized Mao Shi Ba. They came to the carriage and said," Eighteen, what's in the car?"?" My good brother is in the car," Mao Shi Ba said." I brought him here to join the club."”The two men's faces changed." Bastard! How can you bring people here so casually?" they said.”As I spoke, I lifted the curtain and looked into the carriage. I returned his punch and said,"Brother Wei Xiaobao, I've met the hero of the Heaven and Earth Society.”"It's a eunuch," the man cried out in alarm.”Immediately, five or six burly men rushed out of the courtyard and surrounded the car. My scalp felt numb and I didn't know what to do. At this moment, a Daoist walked out from the courtyard and asked,"What is it?" "Taoist Xuanzhen, Mao Shiba brought back a eunuch and said he wanted him to join the sect.”
Xuan Zhen glanced at me and said,"Mao Shi Ba, what's going on? Don't you know the rules of the society?”Mao Shi Ba jumped out of the car and ran to Xuan Zhen's side. He whispered a few words into his ear, and Xuan Zhen was instantly moved."Everyone, let's talk in the courtyard. How should I address this brother of yours?”"He's called Wei Xiaobao," Mao Shiba said.”"Master Wei, please come in and have some tea." Xuan Zhen cupped his fists at me.”The people surrounding me were all dumbfounded and made way for me. Someone even ran over to help me when I got out of the car. Someone even reached out to take my box. I waved my hand to stop it and followed Xuan Zhen into the courtyard.
Xuan Zhen led me to a side room and ordered people to serve tea and snacks. He wanted Mao Shi Ba to chat with me before he turned around and left. Not long after, there were a few people standing far away outside the door. They stretched their heads into the room and pointed. I was very proud in my heart. I crossed my legs and started eating snacks. Mao Shi Ba was also excited, he kept saying to me,""You've really gained face this time. Good job, brother.”
Not long after, someone ran in and whispered something in Mao Shi Ba's ear. Mao Shi Ba nodded and said to me,""Good brother, can you give us the head first?”I waved my hand and said,"Take it. What do I need this for?"”Actually, this head is still very useful to me. I've already earned Little Lian for my death. Although Rong 'er almost got it, I might still have a chance. In the future, I can even bring the head to the Zhuang family's courtyard to exchange for a pair of children. I've killed so many people. I don't know how much money and beautiful women I can exchange for with this thing. However, the weather was hot, and there was no refrigerator in ancient times. If it was left there for another two days, it would be so rotten that even his parents would not be able to recognize him. It was better to do him a favor now.
The man thanked him and walked out with the box. After a while, a gong sounded from outside, and the people in the courtyard entered a large door. Mao Shi Ba wanted to go too, but after a moment of hesitation, he sat down and said to me,""This gong is gathering everyone. We haven't seen each other for a long time, so I'll accompany you.”I laughed dryly and said,"I'm fine. You go ahead with your work. I'll eat snacks here."”? Mao Shi Ba said," It's okay. Taoist Xuan Zhen wants me to accompany you. It's okay if I don't go."”
So I asked him about the Heaven and Earth Society. Mao Shi Ba really didn't know anything, he probably didn't know as much as I did. It seemed that this old Russian had no status in the Heaven and Earth Society. It was a good job to be a bandit outside. Why did he have to get involved in this muddy water?
Seeing that I couldn't get anything out of him, I lost interest and only ate. After a long time, a man ran over and cupped his fists."May we invite Master Wei to speak in the hall." I stood up and followed him into the hall. Mao Shi Ba followed behind me silently.
The moment he entered the hall, he saw a large room full of people. They were all wearing white cloths and white belts. It seemed like they were quarreling and it was noisy. There was a mourning hall in the hall, and on the incense table were the heads of people who were praying. It seemed that they were paying their respects to the deceased incense master. There was a man at the door. When he saw us coming in, he handed each of us two white cloths. Mao Shi Ba tied the white cloths around his head and waist, and I did the same.
A few people saw us coming in and said,"Coming, coming." Xuan Zhen was standing in front of me. When he saw me, he said in a clear voice,"Since Brother Wei is here, let's not argue. Let's listen to what he has to say before making a decision.”His voice was loud and clear, suppressing all other voices. This was probably the so-called internal force, which was even better than using a loudspeaker. The hall instantly quieted down, and everyone's gaze was focused on me. Being stared at by so many people at once made me feel uncomfortable. "Brother Wei, please come to the front. We have something to ask you."”There was no other way. At this point, there was no way out. He could only step forward.
Xuan Zhen waited for me to come closer and said,"Brother Wei, tell us how you killed Ao Bai.”I cleared my throat and began to brag. I talked about how I tricked Ao Bai, how I led the eunuchs and warriors to fight Ao Bai, how ferocious Ao Bai was, how many eunuchs and warriors he killed, and finally how I killed Ao Bai with Shaolin's Great Mercy Thousand Leaves Palm. I only talked about how I shocked the heavens and the earth and made the gods and ghosts cry. Everyone was intoxicated and amazed. When I finished speaking, everyone in the hall nodded or shook their heads, smacked their lips or sighed. The way they looked at me changed.
No one spoke for a long time. Xuan Zhen was the first to come to her senses. She glanced at everyone and said,"What do you all think?" Someone in the crowd said," We swore in front of Incense Master Yin's spirit that whoever killed Ao Bai would be our Incense Master. Since it was Brother Wei who killed Ao Bai, we will worship him as our Incense Master."”Someone beside Xuan Zhen shouted," This Wei guy is a eunuch from the Qing Dynasty. How can our Heaven and Earth Society call him the Incense Master? If word gets out, how can we still have the face to live?"”My heart sank and I cursed in my heart,"Who the hell is this grandson? When I become the incense master, you'll have a good look."”At this moment, someone in the crowd shouted," Old Sixth Jia, you keep talking. You just want your brother-in-law to be the incense master. Even if you don't let Brother Wei be the incense master, your brother-in-law can't be the incense master. I, Blind Cui, am the first to be dissatisfied."”
The man named Jia Laoliu jumped up and scolded,""Blind Cui, why are you so arrogant? Let's not talk about Master Guan, let me first meet you, you ignorant thing. Come, come, let's go outside and have a spar.”On the other side, Blind Cui also started cursing." F * ck your ancestors. You brat, you're a dog who relies on others 'power. I'm not afraid of you. If you want to compete, then compete. Those who don't dare are grandsons."”Everyone tried to persuade them. The two of them exchanged a few more curses before stopping.
A man walked out of the crowd. He was tall and had a red face. He had a long beard and looked very imposing. I thought that this person was Master Guan. Master Guan stroked his long beard and said," Brothers, please don't quarrel. We can slowly discuss who to elect as the incense master. However, if this little eunuch were to do it, I'm afraid it would indeed damage the reputation of our Heaven and Earth Society."”Many people nodded in agreement. Even Blind Cui didn't say anything. Master Guan was very satisfied when he saw that everyone agreed with him. He turned to the person beside him and said,"Big Brother Li, what do you say?" The man surnamed Li muttered for a moment and said,"I also feel that this matter is tricky. Let's listen to the opinions of our brothers.”
Seeing that things had changed, I couldn't help but feel anxious and wanted to say that I was a fake eunuch. Suddenly, a man ran in from outside. As soon as he entered, he shouted,"The chief has arrived!"
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Xuan Zhen said happily,"If Brother Wei manages Green Wood Hall, we'll have endless recommendation votes. We'll eat and drink well. We'll call two fans at a time to visit the brothel. One for fun, one for leisure." This Penniless Priest will also call himself the Lust (Silver) Path in the future.”
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