"You're already thirty years old, yet you still read martial arts novels every day? This book again! Do you think you are Wei Xiaobao? I'm going to be late for work! Why aren't you getting lost?" My wife snatched the Deer and Cauldron from my hand and pushed it out by the collar. She kicked my butt and kicked me out of the door.
"I haven't taken my handbag yet. There's also a phone call." I called out anxiously, but my heart was still thinking how beautiful this Chen Yuanyuan was. She could actually make a hero like Wu Sangui angry?
Before I could finish, my handbag and phone were stuffed into my arms through the slightly opened door.
I smiled bitterly and walked to the elevator. After pressing it for a long time, there was no response. At this time, my sister-in-law on the 30th floor walked down and passed by me. She said," The elevator has been broken for a week."”
"Your mother! This property manager is too irresponsible. I can't stand it. I'll definitely sue him when I have time.”I thought angrily, but I didn't dare to stop and hurried downstairs.
I ran from the 29th floor to the subway station entrance one kilometer away from home. I was already out of breath and panting like a cow.
I looked up and saw that the subway was about to leave. I couldn't rest and ran to the ticket gate at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
However, I didn't know which wicked person tripped me. I flew out like a bag. My bag and phone fell somewhere. I lay on my stomach and watched the subway slowly drive away. I really wanted to cry but had no tears!
"Sir, do you need help?" A tender hand held my bag and stretched it out in front of me. That gentle voice could only be heard in fairy tales.
I struggled to get up and looked up to see a beautiful and fragrant beauty.
She was not human! She was definitely a fairy from the Nine Heavens! She was as beautiful as Chang'e and as dignified as Guanyin! It was a perfect combination of modern and classical, reality and illusion!
Beautiful! That's beautiful! My nose was bleeding and my saliva was flowing.
"I need your help, beauty! Especially when I need your sexual services!" I took the bag and pinched her smooth little hand. I clicked my tongue and said lecherously.
"Pervert! Crazy! Shameless! Despicable!" The beauty broke free from my lecherous hands and left with a flick of her sleeves, leaving me with a silly smile.
After a long while, I came back to my senses. What is this? I'm a man, why would I flirt with an innocent woman on the street?
Even if it was flirting, there had to be some standard! When have I, Xiaoguizi, ever met a beautiful woman who couldn't speak? His performance was seriously abnormal!
However, this place is too close to home. I'm busy looking left and right. Don't let anyone see me and tell my wife?
Thankfully, he didn't know anyone. Thank goodness! Otherwise, even if he didn't die, he would be skinned alive!
Take a taxi to work? It's too expensive. It costs 50 yuan.
Walk? Would the boss say that he was here for lunch?
" Let's wait for the next one in 15 minutes," I muttered to myself.
"This gentleman, please!" A voice came from behind me.
"Are you calling me?" I turned my head in surprise and asked. An old man with a sage-like appearance, white beard and hair, a bun on his head, and dressed in Taoist clothes, I don't know where he came from?
"Yes, sir. This poor priest pinched his fingers and calculated that a fated person here was destined to offend the peach blossoms and was about to face tribulation, so he came to purify.”The old Taoist said to my hand.
"No way. I'm afraid the Taoist priest has mistaken me for someone else. I'm in a hurry.”I turned around and left. This old Daoist's entire body was emitting a strange aura. It was better to stay away from him.
"Little brother, take care! If you leave this poor priest's edification, I'm afraid you'll fall into the devil path and need a few reincarnations before you'll be able to cultivate. By then, it'll be too late for regrets!”the old Daoist said unhurriedly.
"F * ck, are you threatening me? What demonic path? I like lust! Wait, my life is in love, hehe?"
I turned my head and said with a charming smile,"Greetings, Immortal Elder. I have a question to ask.”
"Little brother, just say it! This poor priest is here to enlighten you." The old daoist priest said confidently.
"Immortal Elder, what you mean by 'fated to be in love' is that I met a beautiful woman just now. I wonder if she counts as one!”I said lecherously.
"Of course she is. She is a nine-tailed fox spirit. Fortunately, I came in time. She sensed that I was coming and fled in a hurry. Otherwise, you will be sucked dry by her. If you don't die, it will be difficult for you to live the rest of your life.”
“￥%#!…Heavens! The earth! Which angel sister sent you to torture me! I'd rather be sucked dry by her! As long as it was a spring breeze, he would have no regrets even if he died! I won't complain even if I die!" I shouted at the old Daoist.
The old Daoist let out a long sigh of regret."I'm still too late! Little brother, you've already entered the demonic path, looks like you're going to go through the tribulation! What can I do?"
Seeing how I had lost my beloved, the old Daoist couldn't help but say,""Forget it! You are also a fated person, so I will give you a little foundation of the supreme cultivation technique of Daoism!”After he finished speaking, he concentrated his energy and gently patted my dantian, leaving behind a sentence,"Good luck!"”The words floated away.
I gently rubbed the place that the old Daoist had patted. He was so mysterious.
I arrived at the unit in a daze and sat by the window. I wanted to sort out my thoughts, but I always felt that it was too absurd and bizarre.
Such a beautiful woman, even if you beat me to death, I don't believe that she's a nine-tailed fox. Hehe, so what if it was a fox? This human and fox…intercourse…sex…intercourse, is this considered bestial intercourse?
Ding! Ding! The ringing of the phone interrupted my thoughts. Are you free at noon? Shall we eat together? I have something to tell you!"
When others called me Xiaoguizi, I had to be impatient with them, but at this time, it was different for my beautiful colleague, Ah Ying, who refused to talk to me.
Now she's asking me out! Hehe, it seems that the Chasing Flower Chasing Moon tactic has made great progress.
Thinking of Ah Ying's seductive charm, I couldn't help but tremble.
I hummed a tune and spent the morning happily. After cleaning myself up, I went to the coffee shop on the front street in a glamorous manner.
Ah Ying was already waiting for me. When she saw me come in, she enthusiastically pulled me into the private room.
"Little Guizi, I have a favor to ask of you, are you willing?”Her beautiful face and her beautiful body made my heart tremble.
"Sister Ying, just give me your orders. This little brother is willing to do his best!”I only felt my desire surging. I wished I could do thousands of things for her. As long as I could have sex with her, I was willing to do anything. Of course, my hand was already caressing her buttocks.
Ah Ying picked up some food for me and said coquettishly,"It's not a big deal. I have my eyes on a house and want you to do me a favor. I want to borrow 500,000 yuan in your name.”
"Yes, why not? However, Sister Ying, how are you going to thank me?”I said pervertedly that I had a loyal brother in the bank who was very powerful. Borrowing 500,000 yuan was nothing.
"You said it, I'm willing to do anything!”Ah Ying stuttered, her expression as if she was ready to be plucked.
I unceremoniously pressed her down on the sofa in the private room and grabbed the breasts that I had been longing for day and night. They were so big, soft, tender, and smooth. This fat butt was the standard material to start a fire across the shore. It was a good material to sing the flowers in the backyard. If I had known earlier, I would have gotten some kind of all-purpose oil…
An hour later, Ah Ying and I had a few quick bites and ended today's beautiful lunch.
Ah Ying had to go back to work first, while I felt extremely tired. There was nothing to do at work, so I should go home and sleep in the afternoon.
When I got home, I lay on my bed and thought back to the beautiful woman I met in the morning and the old Taoist priest's words about my life being in love with peach blossoms. I just felt that it was too unbelievable!
However, I think this is a rare encounter. It seems that I'm going to be lucky in love!
He fell into a deep sleep!
This sleep was really a good dream. It was so wonderful that he could write a thick book of millions of words!
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"You're already thirty years old, yet you still read martial arts novels every day? This book again! Do you think you are Wei Xiaobao? I'm going to be late for work! Why aren't you getting lost?" My wife snatched the Deer and Cauldron from my hand and pushed it out by the collar. She kicked my butt and kicked me out of the door.
"I haven't taken my handbag yet. There's also a phone call." I called out anxiously, but my heart was still thinking how beautiful this Chen Yuanyuan was. She could actually make a hero like Wu Sangui angry?
Before I could finish, my handbag and phone were stuffed into my arms through the slightly opened door.
I smiled bitterly and walked to the elevator. After pressing it for a long time, there was no response. At this time, my sister-in-law on the 30th floor walked down and passed by me. She said," The elevator has been broken for a week."”
"Your mother! This property manager is too irresponsible. I can't stand it. I'll definitely sue him when I have time.”I thought angrily, but I didn't dare to stop and hurried downstairs.
I ran from the 29th floor to the subway station entrance one kilometer away from home. I was already out of breath and panting like a cow.
I looked up and saw that the subway was about to leave. I couldn't rest and ran to the ticket gate at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
However, I didn't know which wicked person tripped me. I flew out like a bag. My bag and phone fell somewhere. I lay on my stomach and watched the subway slowly drive away. I really wanted to cry but had no tears!
"Sir, do you need help?" A tender hand held my bag and stretched it out in front of me. That gentle voice could only be heard in fairy tales.
I struggled to get up and looked up to see a beautiful and fragrant beauty.
She was not human! She was definitely a fairy from the Nine Heavens! She was as beautiful as Chang'e and as dignified as Guanyin! It was a perfect combination of modern and classical, reality and illusion!
Beautiful! That's beautiful! My nose was bleeding and my saliva was flowing.
"I need your help, beauty! Especially when I need your sexual services!" I took the bag and pinched her smooth little hand. I clicked my tongue and said lecherously.
"Pervert! Crazy! Shameless! Despicable!" The beauty broke free from my lecherous hands and left with a flick of her sleeves, leaving me with a silly smile.
After a long while, I came back to my senses. What is this? I'm a man, why would I flirt with an innocent woman on the street?
Even if it was flirting, there had to be some standard! When have I, Xiaoguizi, ever met a beautiful woman who couldn't speak? His performance was seriously abnormal!
However, this place is too close to home. I'm busy looking left and right. Don't let anyone see me and tell my wife?
Thankfully, he didn't know anyone. Thank goodness! Otherwise, even if he didn't die, he would be skinned alive!
Take a taxi to work? It's too expensive. It costs 50 yuan.
Walk? Would the boss say that he was here for lunch?
" Let's wait for the next one in 15 minutes," I muttered to myself.
"This gentleman, please!" A voice came from behind me.
"Are you calling me?" I turned my head in surprise and asked. An old man with a sage-like appearance, white beard and hair, a bun on his head, and dressed in Taoist clothes, I don't know where he came from?
"Yes, sir. This poor priest pinched his fingers and calculated that a fated person here was destined to offend the peach blossoms and was about to face tribulation, so he came to purify.”The old Taoist said to my hand.
"No way. I'm afraid the Taoist priest has mistaken me for someone else. I'm in a hurry.”I turned around and left. This old Daoist's entire body was emitting a strange aura. It was better to stay away from him.
"Little brother, take care! If you leave this poor priest's edification, I'm afraid you'll fall into the devil path and need a few reincarnations before you'll be able to cultivate. By then, it'll be too late for regrets!”the old Daoist said unhurriedly.
"F * ck, are you threatening me? What demonic path? I like lust! Wait, my life is in love, hehe?"
I turned my head and said with a charming smile,"Greetings, Immortal Elder. I have a question to ask.”
"Little brother, just say it! This poor priest is here to enlighten you." The old daoist priest said confidently.
"Immortal Elder, what you mean by 'fated to be in love' is that I met a beautiful woman just now. I wonder if she counts as one!”I said lecherously.
"Of course she is. She is a nine-tailed fox spirit. Fortunately, I came in time. She sensed that I was coming and fled in a hurry. Otherwise, you will be sucked dry by her. If you don't die, it will be difficult for you to live the rest of your life.”
“￥%#!…Heavens! The earth! Which angel sister sent you to torture me! I'd rather be sucked dry by her! As long as it was a spring breeze, he would have no regrets even if he died! I won't complain even if I die!" I shouted at the old Daoist.
The old Daoist let out a long sigh of regret."I'm still too late! Little brother, you've already entered the demonic path, looks like you're going to go through the tribulation! What can I do?"
Seeing how I had lost my beloved, the old Daoist couldn't help but say,""Forget it! You are also a fated person, so I will give you a little foundation of the supreme cultivation technique of Daoism!”After he finished speaking, he concentrated his energy and gently patted my dantian, leaving behind a sentence,"Good luck!"”The words floated away.
I gently rubbed the place that the old Daoist had patted. He was so mysterious.
I arrived at the unit in a daze and sat by the window. I wanted to sort out my thoughts, but I always felt that it was too absurd and bizarre.
Such a beautiful woman, even if you beat me to death, I don't believe that she's a nine-tailed fox. Hehe, so what if it was a fox? This human and fox…intercourse…sex…intercourse, is this considered bestial intercourse?
Ding! Ding! The ringing of the phone interrupted my thoughts. Are you free at noon? Shall we eat together? I have something to tell you!"
When others called me Xiaoguizi, I had to be impatient with them, but at this time, it was different for my beautiful colleague, Ah Ying, who refused to talk to me.
Now she's asking me out! Hehe, it seems that the Chasing Flower Chasing Moon tactic has made great progress.
Thinking of Ah Ying's seductive charm, I couldn't help but tremble.
I hummed a tune and spent the morning happily. After cleaning myself up, I went to the coffee shop on the front street in a glamorous manner.
Ah Ying was already waiting for me. When she saw me come in, she enthusiastically pulled me into the private room.
"Little Guizi, I have a favor to ask of you, are you willing?”Her beautiful face and her beautiful body made my heart tremble.
"Sister Ying, just give me your orders. This little brother is willing to do his best!”I only felt my desire surging. I wished I could do thousands of things for her. As long as I could have sex with her, I was willing to do anything. Of course, my hand was already caressing her buttocks.
Ah Ying picked up some food for me and said coquettishly,"It's not a big deal. I have my eyes on a house and want you to do me a favor. I want to borrow 500,000 yuan in your name.”
"Yes, why not? However, Sister Ying, how are you going to thank me?”I said pervertedly that I had a loyal brother in the bank who was very powerful. Borrowing 500,000 yuan was nothing.
"You said it, I'm willing to do anything!”Ah Ying stuttered, her expression as if she was ready to be plucked.
I unceremoniously pressed her down on the sofa in the private room and grabbed the breasts that I had been longing for day and night. They were so big, soft, tender, and smooth. This fat butt was the standard material to start a fire across the shore. It was a good material to sing the flowers in the backyard. If I had known earlier, I would have gotten some kind of all-purpose oil…
An hour later, Ah Ying and I had a few quick bites and ended today's beautiful lunch.
Ah Ying had to go back to work first, while I felt extremely tired. There was nothing to do at work, so I should go home and sleep in the afternoon.
When I got home, I lay on my bed and thought back to the beautiful woman I met in the morning and the old Taoist priest's words about my life being in love with peach blossoms. I just felt that it was too unbelievable!
However, I think this is a rare encounter. It seems that I'm going to be lucky in love!
He fell into a deep sleep!
This sleep was really a good dream. It was so wonderful that he could write a thick book of millions of words!
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