" Ha la." I heard a sound and turned around. A huge figure was coming at me. What I saw was a big mouth.
Before I could react, some sticky liquid sprayed onto my face. I was stunned. Suddenly, someone pulled me over. I saw a thin, wrinkled face. A thought flashed through my mind,'Maybe he's 60 or 70 years old. Eh, why is he wearing the clothes of a Qing Dynasty eunuch on TV?'
At this moment, a bare-chested man wearing leather pants with braids on his head fell on the table in front of me and stopped moving.
Looking at the blood slowly flowing out of the corner of his mouth, I realized that he had vomited blood all over my face. I suddenly realized, why did I become smaller? This little hand is clearly a teenager. I remember that I was sleeping here. When did I come here? I shook my head hard and pinched my thigh. It hurt.
"Little brat, you just know how to cause trouble. Let's go!”A burly man said as he pulled a child in tattered clothes and ran towards the door.
I saw the old eunuch who pulled me up bend over and stand at the door in a flash. The burly man reached out and pushed his right arm, wanting to push him away.
Unexpectedly, just as his palm touched his shoulder, the burly man's entire body trembled violently. He staggered and fell a few steps to the side. His right waist hit the table, and the table immediately collapsed. The adults and children fell to the ground together.
The child cried out,"Ouch, my mother, it hurts."”
However, the old eunuch bent his back and kept coughing as if he didn't know what had just happened.
The burly man hurriedly rolled up, picked up the child who was still shouting, and turned around to run to the back hall.
Where was this? Where did this old eunuch and this group of people come from? They seemed to be in a small hotel. Was it a period drama?
The burly man had only taken three steps when he heard a cough. The old eunuch was already standing in front of him.
Shocked, the burly man exerted strength under his feet and threw himself forward, as if he was pouncing on the other party. However, his body had already flipped backward. Before his feet landed on the ground, the old eunuch brushed his back and the burly man's body flew forward, falling onto the two burly men on the ground.
The two burly men seemed to be unable to stand up on their legs, but their arms were fine and they held him firmly.
The old eunuch couldn't stop coughing. He looked at me weakly in a Beijing accent and said,"You're giving me medicine again. Aren't you trying to kill me? This medicine only took half a minute more, and it took my old life, cough.。。Cough... cough... cough, you child, you're really messing around.”
"Ah?" I was shocked.
The old eunuch ignored my surprise and said to the people beside him,"Where are you guys from?”
A tall and strong man replied respectfully,"Eunuch, we are from Prince Zheng's residence. If it wasn't for Eunuch Wang, we would have lost a lot of face.”
"No matter what, he's speaking in Beijing dialect, or is it from the Imperial Residence? A traitor?" My mind spun.
"That…that was just a coincidence." The old eunuch snorted. Cough…cough cough…don't alert others. Just send this man and that child to the imperial palace's kitchen supervisor. Tell them that they are the people that Old Hai wants.”
"Shang Catering Supervisor? Old Hai? He was coughing non-stop. An adult bringing a child along. Why did it seem like a plot from The Deer and Cauldron? "That kid isn't Wei Xiaobao, is he?" I thought anxiously.
The burly men bowed respectfully and shouted in unison,"Tsk!"”。
"Why aren't you calling for a sedan chair? Look at me, can I still walk?”The old eunuch scolded me in a low voice, then leaned over the table and coughed non-stop.
I was stunned and didn't know what to do.
When the leader saw my dazed expression, he thought I was frightened and hurriedly said,"Eunuch Hai, I'll get someone to carry Eunuch Hai back."
Four of the seven Buku men were not seriously injured, so they tied the adults and children up with ropes. When he was tied up, he kept kicking and hitting that adult. The child's mouth was not clean, but after two heavy slaps on his ears, he obediently did not dare to make a sound. A piece of cloth was stuffed into their mouths and their eyes were covered with a black cloth.
At this moment, the burly men called for two palanquins. They helped Eunuch Hai up and threw the two men into another palanquin before carrying them away.
I quickly followed them out of the tavern. The boss seemed to be hiding behind the counter and peeping.
As the leader walked, he said to me," How should I address you, young eunuch?”
Yeah, who am I? Damn it, I've seen this plot countless times in Jin Da-Da's novels, and I've seen it four to five times in TV dramas. No matter how you look at it, I'm just the unlucky original version of Little Cassie!
I didn't give up and ran over. I tore off the cloth from the child's mouth and asked hatefully," What's your name? Tell me the truth or I'll beat you to death."
The child's round eyes blinked in fear. He rolled around a few times and said," My name is…Little Treasure."
My head exploded." F * ck, I'm really that unlucky Little Gui Zi! He was about to die in the hands of the heroic and heroic Wei Xiaobao.
I suddenly remembered, don't really become a eunuch!
I reached out and touched my crotch. Fortunately, the treasure was still there. Not only is it there, but it's also incomparably huge. It's much bigger than my original 30-year-old penis. It was really a blessing in disguise!
Looking at the surprised expression of the muscular Buku, I answered gloomily," My name is…Little Guizi.”How f * cking unlucky!
The muscular man continued," I really have to thank Eunuch Hai this time. Eunuch Hai's kung fu is really amazing…"
I was in no mood to listen to his disgusting words. My heart was extremely irritated." What should I do? I'm going to die! He was clearly sleeping at home. Why did he come here? Thinking about his beloved wife and son at home, his heart ached! Without me, how can they live? Without them, how can I live! I just had sex with Sister Ah Ying and only stole it once. I can't accept this! Ai, even if you want to play fantasy, don't be a small character! Heavens, it doesn't matter even if it's Lil Gui Zi, I should just reincarnate as soon as possible and train with Eunuch Hai for eight to ten years. I should be able to beat that third-rate Mao Shi Ba by now, right? If I can't beat him, I'll be able to beat someone like Wei Xiao Bao easily. He would probably die in twenty to thirty minutes when he reached Eunuch Hai's room…Namo Amitabha Buddha, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Nine-Tailed Fox Fairy, save me!”
I was upset and didn't have the mood to look at the streets of the ancient times. I didn't know why I came to the palace gate." Ai, I'm afraid I really did what the old Taoist said. If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have slept with Ah Ying. However, the taste of sleeping with Ah Ying was really unforgettable! Forget it. I'll console myself. This might be a dream. I'll wake up after the dream ends and return to the 30-year-old me from 2006. Don't, this can't be right, everything is so real, this is really a different dimension, I can't give up no matter what, just think about Wei Xiaobao's great achievements, even if it's one-tenth of his, it's still better than me when I was 30 years old. Take the reincarnated fantasy masters as reference, which one of them didn't go through thousands of twists and turns to finally become a person with money and beautiful women? In the so-called previous life, I was basically just idling around and waiting for death. I was 30 years old and still hadn't made a name for myself. I had no money, no power, and no power. Just thinking about it made me blush. No matter what, this was an opportunity. If I made a fortune, it wouldn't be a waste of the great opportunity that the heavens had given me. Pei! I'd rather not have this chance and give it to Wei Xiaobao.”
As she thought about it, she arrived at the palace gate. The Forbidden City was so magnificent and imposing. She had never been here before she was alive. Now, she was lucky enough to be able to see the historical sites for free. She did not know if she would die after staying in the Forbidden City for an hour or…
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" Ha la." I heard a sound and turned around. A huge figure was coming at me. What I saw was a big mouth.
Before I could react, some sticky liquid sprayed onto my face. I was stunned. Suddenly, someone pulled me over. I saw a thin, wrinkled face. A thought flashed through my mind,'Maybe he's 60 or 70 years old. Eh, why is he wearing the clothes of a Qing Dynasty eunuch on TV?'
At this moment, a bare-chested man wearing leather pants with braids on his head fell on the table in front of me and stopped moving.
Looking at the blood slowly flowing out of the corner of his mouth, I realized that he had vomited blood all over my face. I suddenly realized, why did I become smaller? This little hand is clearly a teenager. I remember that I was sleeping here. When did I come here? I shook my head hard and pinched my thigh. It hurt.
"Little brat, you just know how to cause trouble. Let's go!”A burly man said as he pulled a child in tattered clothes and ran towards the door.
I saw the old eunuch who pulled me up bend over and stand at the door in a flash. The burly man reached out and pushed his right arm, wanting to push him away.
Unexpectedly, just as his palm touched his shoulder, the burly man's entire body trembled violently. He staggered and fell a few steps to the side. His right waist hit the table, and the table immediately collapsed. The adults and children fell to the ground together.
The child cried out,"Ouch, my mother, it hurts."”
However, the old eunuch bent his back and kept coughing as if he didn't know what had just happened.
The burly man hurriedly rolled up, picked up the child who was still shouting, and turned around to run to the back hall.
Where was this? Where did this old eunuch and this group of people come from? They seemed to be in a small hotel. Was it a period drama?
The burly man had only taken three steps when he heard a cough. The old eunuch was already standing in front of him.
Shocked, the burly man exerted strength under his feet and threw himself forward, as if he was pouncing on the other party. However, his body had already flipped backward. Before his feet landed on the ground, the old eunuch brushed his back and the burly man's body flew forward, falling onto the two burly men on the ground.
The two burly men seemed to be unable to stand up on their legs, but their arms were fine and they held him firmly.
The old eunuch couldn't stop coughing. He looked at me weakly in a Beijing accent and said,"You're giving me medicine again. Aren't you trying to kill me? This medicine only took half a minute more, and it took my old life, cough.。。Cough... cough... cough, you child, you're really messing around.”
"Ah?" I was shocked.
The old eunuch ignored my surprise and said to the people beside him,"Where are you guys from?”
A tall and strong man replied respectfully,"Eunuch, we are from Prince Zheng's residence. If it wasn't for Eunuch Wang, we would have lost a lot of face.”
"No matter what, he's speaking in Beijing dialect, or is it from the Imperial Residence? A traitor?" My mind spun.
"That…that was just a coincidence." The old eunuch snorted. Cough…cough cough…don't alert others. Just send this man and that child to the imperial palace's kitchen supervisor. Tell them that they are the people that Old Hai wants.”
"Shang Catering Supervisor? Old Hai? He was coughing non-stop. An adult bringing a child along. Why did it seem like a plot from The Deer and Cauldron? "That kid isn't Wei Xiaobao, is he?" I thought anxiously.
The burly men bowed respectfully and shouted in unison,"Tsk!"”。
"Why aren't you calling for a sedan chair? Look at me, can I still walk?”The old eunuch scolded me in a low voice, then leaned over the table and coughed non-stop.
I was stunned and didn't know what to do.
When the leader saw my dazed expression, he thought I was frightened and hurriedly said,"Eunuch Hai, I'll get someone to carry Eunuch Hai back."
Four of the seven Buku men were not seriously injured, so they tied the adults and children up with ropes. When he was tied up, he kept kicking and hitting that adult. The child's mouth was not clean, but after two heavy slaps on his ears, he obediently did not dare to make a sound. A piece of cloth was stuffed into their mouths and their eyes were covered with a black cloth.
At this moment, the burly men called for two palanquins. They helped Eunuch Hai up and threw the two men into another palanquin before carrying them away.
I quickly followed them out of the tavern. The boss seemed to be hiding behind the counter and peeping.
As the leader walked, he said to me," How should I address you, young eunuch?”
Yeah, who am I? Damn it, I've seen this plot countless times in Jin Da-Da's novels, and I've seen it four to five times in TV dramas. No matter how you look at it, I'm just the unlucky original version of Little Cassie!
I didn't give up and ran over. I tore off the cloth from the child's mouth and asked hatefully," What's your name? Tell me the truth or I'll beat you to death."
The child's round eyes blinked in fear. He rolled around a few times and said," My name is…Little Treasure."
My head exploded." F * ck, I'm really that unlucky Little Gui Zi! He was about to die in the hands of the heroic and heroic Wei Xiaobao.
I suddenly remembered, don't really become a eunuch!
I reached out and touched my crotch. Fortunately, the treasure was still there. Not only is it there, but it's also incomparably huge. It's much bigger than my original 30-year-old penis. It was really a blessing in disguise!
Looking at the surprised expression of the muscular Buku, I answered gloomily," My name is…Little Guizi.”How f * cking unlucky!
The muscular man continued," I really have to thank Eunuch Hai this time. Eunuch Hai's kung fu is really amazing…"
I was in no mood to listen to his disgusting words. My heart was extremely irritated." What should I do? I'm going to die! He was clearly sleeping at home. Why did he come here? Thinking about his beloved wife and son at home, his heart ached! Without me, how can they live? Without them, how can I live! I just had sex with Sister Ah Ying and only stole it once. I can't accept this! Ai, even if you want to play fantasy, don't be a small character! Heavens, it doesn't matter even if it's Lil Gui Zi, I should just reincarnate as soon as possible and train with Eunuch Hai for eight to ten years. I should be able to beat that third-rate Mao Shi Ba by now, right? If I can't beat him, I'll be able to beat someone like Wei Xiao Bao easily. He would probably die in twenty to thirty minutes when he reached Eunuch Hai's room…Namo Amitabha Buddha, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Nine-Tailed Fox Fairy, save me!”
I was upset and didn't have the mood to look at the streets of the ancient times. I didn't know why I came to the palace gate." Ai, I'm afraid I really did what the old Taoist said. If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have slept with Ah Ying. However, the taste of sleeping with Ah Ying was really unforgettable! Forget it. I'll console myself. This might be a dream. I'll wake up after the dream ends and return to the 30-year-old me from 2006. Don't, this can't be right, everything is so real, this is really a different dimension, I can't give up no matter what, just think about Wei Xiaobao's great achievements, even if it's one-tenth of his, it's still better than me when I was 30 years old. Take the reincarnated fantasy masters as reference, which one of them didn't go through thousands of twists and turns to finally become a person with money and beautiful women? In the so-called previous life, I was basically just idling around and waiting for death. I was 30 years old and still hadn't made a name for myself. I had no money, no power, and no power. Just thinking about it made me blush. No matter what, this was an opportunity. If I made a fortune, it wouldn't be a waste of the great opportunity that the heavens had given me. Pei! I'd rather not have this chance and give it to Wei Xiaobao.”
As she thought about it, she arrived at the palace gate. The Forbidden City was so magnificent and imposing. She had never been here before she was alive. Now, she was lucky enough to be able to see the historical sites for free. She did not know if she would die after staying in the Forbidden City for an hour or…
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