It was already late. Diao Chan was standing in front of the Jia residence, looking left and right. Seeing that Jia Renlu had not returned after a long time, he was very anxious. Just as he was about to close the door and go out to take a look, he suddenly saw Jia Renlu's tongue rolling and talking nonsense. He was being held by Zhang Liao and Xu Huang, one on the left and one on the right, as he staggered over.
Diao Chan quickly ran forward and said with concern,"Husband, why are you drunk? Generals, please take my husband inside. I'll make him a bowl of hangover soup."”After saying that, she turned around and was about to enter the house.
Jia Renlu pointed at Diao Chan and shouted,""Uh…that woman…who said I was drunk…I'm not drunk, I can still drink 300 boxes!”
As he spoke, his body swayed and he slowly pointed at the sky. He chanted,"Don't you see that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and flows into the sea without returning? Uh…don't you see, the high hall mirror sad white hair, morning like black hair evening into snow…life must be happy, don't let the golden cup empty facing the moon. Heaven gave me talent, I will be useful, thousands of gold scattered to come back. Er…I'll cook sheep and slaughter cattle for fun. I'll drink three hundred cups at a time…I'll drink wine. Don't stop. I'll sing a song with you and ask you to listen to it for me. Uh…bells, drums, jade, and other things are not worth your money. I hope I won't wake up after being drunk for a long time…Uh…Since ancient times, sages and sages have been lonely, only the drinker has left his name. Uh…why does the master say that it's not enough money? I just want to sell it to you. A five-streaked horse and a fur coat worth thousands of gold. I'll go out and exchange it for good wine. I'll share with you the sorrow of eternity. Good poem! Good poem! What a good poem. This kind of poem should be recited at this time…uh…while singing and dancing, and getting drunk. The two generals beside him supported him all the way back. They had already heard him recite this poem countless times and were already getting impatient. They quickly pressed down on his hands and feet, lifted him up, and pulled him in. As Xu Huang walked, he said,"Good poem, good poem. This kind of good poem needs to be recited slowly in bed. Hurry up and go in!"
Jia Renlu had once heard someone sing Li Bai's " The Wine " on television and thought it was very nice. He had specially checked it online and remembered it in his heart. He wanted to spit it out when he was drunk so that others would look at him in a different light. Perhaps he could even get a beautiful girl. He didn't expect that after he got drunk, this poem would really come out from the depths of his mind and be spat out by him. The moment this poem appeared, it shocked everyone.
Cao Cao was holding a wine goblet and toasting Xun Yu. When he heard this poem, his mouth opened wide and he was dumbfounded. He accidentally dropped the wine goblet and the wine splashed all over the ground. Cao Cao couldn't care less, he slammed the table, stood up and shouted,""Wine!"
Servant A came out from the dark, offered a goblet of wine, and left. Cao Cao drank three goblets in a row and was very drunk. With a wave of his right hand, he threw the wine goblet in his hand back and walked around the table. When he came to the arena, he laughed and shouted,""Lances!"
Servant A thought to himself, Why are there so many things today?”He quickly came out from the dark and handed over a long spear. Cao Cao took the spear and said to the generals,""With this spear, I have fought countless battles, defeated the Yellow Turbans and captured Lu Bu. Now that I've heard such a good poem, how can I not dance my spear and make peace?”
As he spoke, he closed his eyes and sorted out the poem in his mind, matching it with the melody. Taking advantage of the alcohol, she started dancing her lance and sang the song " Let's Drink " in cadence. Hearing this, the generals were intoxicated and clapped their hands in agreement. What was originally a good banquet for Xu Tian had suddenly turned into a solo concert for Cao Cao. However, Cao Cao had the potential to be a singer. His voice was melodious and moving. If it was in the current world, he might be able to become famous with this song. After the song, he pulled back his lance and laughed."Renlu! Good poem, good poem! I've never heard such a good poem!”
After saying that, he didn't hear Jia Renlu's reply for a long time. Just as he was feeling strange, he suddenly heard a snoring sound coming from not far away. He hurriedly turned around to take a look. He saw Jia Renlu lying on the table with his eyes closed and snoring non-stop. From time to time, halazi would come out of his mouth. His expression was extremely strange. It was unknown which fairy he had gone on a date with.
Seeing this, Cao Cao shook his head and smiled bitterly."Wenyuan, Gongming!"
Zhang Liao and Xu Huang quickly rushed out and replied in unison,"I'm here!"
Cao Cao said,"You two escort Ren Lu back. Don't be negligent on the way."”
"Yes!" Zhang and Xu replied.
At this time, Diao Chan did not care about the good poetry and hurriedly ran into the house to make hangover soup. Zhang Liao and Xu Huang carried him to the bed as if he was a plague god. They hurriedly ran to the front yard and let out a long sigh of relief. Xu Huang could not help but mutter,"Finally, I don't have to listen to him recite that poem. It was originally a good poem, but when it comes out of his mouth, it sounds so bad.”
"That's right, that's right. It sounded much better when Cao Gong sang it." He had fallen asleep when she put him in, so he probably wouldn't read anymore.”
At this moment, Jia Renlu opened his eyes and sat up. He pointed and shouted,""Drink up, please don't stop!" He closed his eyes and leaned back on the bed.
Zhang Liao and Xu Huang quickly covered their ears. After a while, they could not hear anything. They retracted their hands and Zhang Liao whispered,"Damn, why does it look like a corpse?”
Xu Huang listened carefully and heard the snoring coming from the room. Knowing that he was asleep, he felt relieved and said,"I'm asleep. I won't recite it anymore."
Jia Renlu opened his eyes again, sat up straight, and spat,""Don't you see that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and flows into the sea without returning?”After that, she lay back on the bed and fell asleep.
Zhang and Xu covered their ears again. After a while, Zhang Liao said,"Looks like I can't say…"
Xu Huang quickly covered his mouth and said,"It's good that you know. Don't read it out loud."”
Jia Renlu sat up again and spat,""Don't you see, the bright mirror in the high hall grieves for the white hair, like the black hair in the morning and the snow in the evening!”After that, she fell asleep on the bed.
Zhang and Xu couldn't take it anymore. They rushed to the kitchen and said to Diao Chan in unison,"Diao Chan, since the person has already been sent over, I don't think it's a big deal. I still have some urgent matters at home, so I'll rush home to deal with them first.”
Diao Chan said,"Generals, since you're here, why don't you have a cup of tea before you leave?"”
General Zhang and General Xu said in unison,""No, the fire is on the room." After saying that, he ignored Diao Chan and covered his ears. He turned around and ran out, disappearing in an instant.
Jia Renlu felt his mouth go dry and quickly took a big gulp. He suddenly felt weak and spat out all the ginseng soup in his mouth, shouting,""It's burning me to death!" He quickly used his hand to fan his mouth and shouted,"It hurts!" Diao Chan saw that he looked funny and giggled.
"It hurts!" Jia Renlu cried out. Wu that woman, your husband is in so much pain, hurry up and bring me the Snow Mountain Jade Toad Pill!”
Jia Renlu was still drunk and felt that he couldn't waste this good feeling. He should take this opportunity to perform his self-created Drunken Fist. He came to the front yard and danced like a tiger, as if no one was around. Diao Chan laughed when she saw this." Hubby, which fist technique did you practice today?"”
Jia Renlu closed his eyes slightly and took a step back with his right foot. His right hand curled into the shape of a wine cup and he put it to his mouth. Suddenly, he exerted strength and waved it out. He opened his eyes and smiled."This fist is really powerful. This is called the Drunken Fist. Back then, Wu Song and Wu Erlang came to me and kowtowed to me 8864 times in order to learn this fist technique. I saw that he was sincere, so I reluctantly taught him a little. In the future, he was able to kill the big bug in Jingyang Gang and slaughter the whole family of Gate God Jiang in the Happy Forest, all because of the Drunken Fist I taught him.”He had told Diao Chan the story of Water Margins when he was practicing storytelling, so Diao Chan did not find it strange when he mentioned Wu Song.
Diao Chan laughed,"Hehe, hubby, you stay here and practice slowly. I'll go inside and do some work." Otherwise, I'll probably laugh until I can't even walk.”
Jia Renlu smiled awkwardly and said angrily," Go to the side. Don't disturb me from practicing my fist technique."”
Diao Chan giggled and walked into the house, minding her own business. Jia Renlu looked like he was performing Drunken Fist, but he was actually drunk. After dancing for a while, he was already sweating profusely, but he still wanted more. He wiped the sweat off his forehead and started dancing again. Just as he was dancing and dancing, he was going crazy. Suddenly, she heard a bell-like laughter coming from behind her. She quickly turned around and saw a man and a woman standing in front of the door. The laughter was from the woman.
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It was already late. Diao Chan was standing in front of the Jia residence, looking left and right. Seeing that Jia Renlu had not returned after a long time, he was very anxious. Just as he was about to close the door and go out to take a look, he suddenly saw Jia Renlu's tongue rolling and talking nonsense. He was being held by Zhang Liao and Xu Huang, one on the left and one on the right, as he staggered over.
Diao Chan quickly ran forward and said with concern,"Husband, why are you drunk? Generals, please take my husband inside. I'll make him a bowl of hangover soup."”After saying that, she turned around and was about to enter the house.
Jia Renlu pointed at Diao Chan and shouted,""Uh…that woman…who said I was drunk…I'm not drunk, I can still drink 300 boxes!”
As he spoke, his body swayed and he slowly pointed at the sky. He chanted,"Don't you see that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and flows into the sea without returning? Uh…don't you see, the high hall mirror sad white hair, morning like black hair evening into snow…life must be happy, don't let the golden cup empty facing the moon. Heaven gave me talent, I will be useful, thousands of gold scattered to come back. Er…I'll cook sheep and slaughter cattle for fun. I'll drink three hundred cups at a time…I'll drink wine. Don't stop. I'll sing a song with you and ask you to listen to it for me. Uh…bells, drums, jade, and other things are not worth your money. I hope I won't wake up after being drunk for a long time…Uh…Since ancient times, sages and sages have been lonely, only the drinker has left his name. Uh…why does the master say that it's not enough money? I just want to sell it to you. A five-streaked horse and a fur coat worth thousands of gold. I'll go out and exchange it for good wine. I'll share with you the sorrow of eternity. Good poem! Good poem! What a good poem. This kind of poem should be recited at this time…uh…while singing and dancing, and getting drunk. The two generals beside him supported him all the way back. They had already heard him recite this poem countless times and were already getting impatient. They quickly pressed down on his hands and feet, lifted him up, and pulled him in. As Xu Huang walked, he said,"Good poem, good poem. This kind of good poem needs to be recited slowly in bed. Hurry up and go in!"
Jia Renlu had once heard someone sing Li Bai's " The Wine " on television and thought it was very nice. He had specially checked it online and remembered it in his heart. He wanted to spit it out when he was drunk so that others would look at him in a different light. Perhaps he could even get a beautiful girl. He didn't expect that after he got drunk, this poem would really come out from the depths of his mind and be spat out by him. The moment this poem appeared, it shocked everyone.
Cao Cao was holding a wine goblet and toasting Xun Yu. When he heard this poem, his mouth opened wide and he was dumbfounded. He accidentally dropped the wine goblet and the wine splashed all over the ground. Cao Cao couldn't care less, he slammed the table, stood up and shouted,""Wine!"
Servant A came out from the dark, offered a goblet of wine, and left. Cao Cao drank three goblets in a row and was very drunk. With a wave of his right hand, he threw the wine goblet in his hand back and walked around the table. When he came to the arena, he laughed and shouted,""Lances!"
Servant A thought to himself, Why are there so many things today?”He quickly came out from the dark and handed over a long spear. Cao Cao took the spear and said to the generals,""With this spear, I have fought countless battles, defeated the Yellow Turbans and captured Lu Bu. Now that I've heard such a good poem, how can I not dance my spear and make peace?”
As he spoke, he closed his eyes and sorted out the poem in his mind, matching it with the melody. Taking advantage of the alcohol, she started dancing her lance and sang the song " Let's Drink " in cadence. Hearing this, the generals were intoxicated and clapped their hands in agreement. What was originally a good banquet for Xu Tian had suddenly turned into a solo concert for Cao Cao. However, Cao Cao had the potential to be a singer. His voice was melodious and moving. If it was in the current world, he might be able to become famous with this song. After the song, he pulled back his lance and laughed."Renlu! Good poem, good poem! I've never heard such a good poem!”
After saying that, he didn't hear Jia Renlu's reply for a long time. Just as he was feeling strange, he suddenly heard a snoring sound coming from not far away. He hurriedly turned around to take a look. He saw Jia Renlu lying on the table with his eyes closed and snoring non-stop. From time to time, halazi would come out of his mouth. His expression was extremely strange. It was unknown which fairy he had gone on a date with.
Seeing this, Cao Cao shook his head and smiled bitterly."Wenyuan, Gongming!"
Zhang Liao and Xu Huang quickly rushed out and replied in unison,"I'm here!"
Cao Cao said,"You two escort Ren Lu back. Don't be negligent on the way."”
"Yes!" Zhang and Xu replied.
At this time, Diao Chan did not care about the good poetry and hurriedly ran into the house to make hangover soup. Zhang Liao and Xu Huang carried him to the bed as if he was a plague god. They hurriedly ran to the front yard and let out a long sigh of relief. Xu Huang could not help but mutter,"Finally, I don't have to listen to him recite that poem. It was originally a good poem, but when it comes out of his mouth, it sounds so bad.”
"That's right, that's right. It sounded much better when Cao Gong sang it." He had fallen asleep when she put him in, so he probably wouldn't read anymore.”
At this moment, Jia Renlu opened his eyes and sat up. He pointed and shouted,""Drink up, please don't stop!" He closed his eyes and leaned back on the bed.
Zhang Liao and Xu Huang quickly covered their ears. After a while, they could not hear anything. They retracted their hands and Zhang Liao whispered,"Damn, why does it look like a corpse?”
Xu Huang listened carefully and heard the snoring coming from the room. Knowing that he was asleep, he felt relieved and said,"I'm asleep. I won't recite it anymore."
Jia Renlu opened his eyes again, sat up straight, and spat,""Don't you see that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and flows into the sea without returning?”After that, she lay back on the bed and fell asleep.
Zhang and Xu covered their ears again. After a while, Zhang Liao said,"Looks like I can't say…"
Xu Huang quickly covered his mouth and said,"It's good that you know. Don't read it out loud."”
Jia Renlu sat up again and spat,""Don't you see, the bright mirror in the high hall grieves for the white hair, like the black hair in the morning and the snow in the evening!”After that, she fell asleep on the bed.
Zhang and Xu couldn't take it anymore. They rushed to the kitchen and said to Diao Chan in unison,"Diao Chan, since the person has already been sent over, I don't think it's a big deal. I still have some urgent matters at home, so I'll rush home to deal with them first.”
Diao Chan said,"Generals, since you're here, why don't you have a cup of tea before you leave?"”
General Zhang and General Xu said in unison,""No, the fire is on the room." After saying that, he ignored Diao Chan and covered his ears. He turned around and ran out, disappearing in an instant.
The next day, when the sun was high in the sky, Jia Renlu opened his eyes and woke up. He felt his head was heavy and his feet were light. He subconsciously touched the side and found that Diao Chan was no longer beside him. He sat up and muttered,"I don't know where this woman is.”He raised his head and saw Diao Chan Nana walking over gracefully. She was holding a tray with a bowl of steaming ginseng soup on it.
Jia Renlu felt his mouth go dry and quickly took a big gulp. He suddenly felt weak and spat out all the ginseng soup in his mouth, shouting,""It's burning me to death!" He quickly used his hand to fan his mouth and shouted,"It hurts!" Diao Chan saw that he looked funny and giggled.
"It hurts!" Jia Renlu cried out. Wu that woman, your husband is in so much pain, hurry up and bring me the Snow Mountain Jade Toad Pill!”
Jia Renlu was still drunk and felt that he couldn't waste this good feeling. He should take this opportunity to perform his self-created Drunken Fist. He came to the front yard and danced like a tiger, as if no one was around. Diao Chan laughed when she saw this." Hubby, which fist technique did you practice today?"”
Jia Renlu closed his eyes slightly and took a step back with his right foot. His right hand curled into the shape of a wine cup and he put it to his mouth. Suddenly, he exerted strength and waved it out. He opened his eyes and smiled."This fist is really powerful. This is called the Drunken Fist. Back then, Wu Song and Wu Erlang came to me and kowtowed to me 8864 times in order to learn this fist technique. I saw that he was sincere, so I reluctantly taught him a little. In the future, he was able to kill the big bug in Jingyang Gang and slaughter the whole family of Gate God Jiang in the Happy Forest, all because of the Drunken Fist I taught him.”He had told Diao Chan the story of Water Margins when he was practicing storytelling, so Diao Chan did not find it strange when he mentioned Wu Song.
Diao Chan laughed,"Hehe, hubby, you stay here and practice slowly. I'll go inside and do some work." Otherwise, I'll probably laugh until I can't even walk.”
Jia Renlu smiled awkwardly and said angrily," Go to the side. Don't disturb me from practicing my fist technique."”
Diao Chan giggled and walked into the house, minding her own business. Jia Renlu looked like he was performing Drunken Fist, but he was actually drunk. After dancing for a while, he was already sweating profusely, but he still wanted more. He wiped the sweat off his forehead and started dancing again. Just as he was dancing and dancing, he was going crazy. Suddenly, she heard a bell-like laughter coming from behind her. She quickly turned around and saw a man and a woman standing in front of the door. The laughter was from the woman.
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