The man in front of the door was in his twenties. He was handsome and elegant, but she did not recognize him. The woman was Zhao Ruyan, who Jia Renlu had let go of the other day.
Jia Renlu saw that a guest had arrived and quickly put away his stance. He went forward and asked,""I dare not ask this brother's name. What brings you here?"
Before the man could say anything, Zhao Ru Yan said,"Yuanzhi, is he the expert you said you must visit? He was not a good person! He's a pervert!"
When Jia Renlu heard this form of address, how could he not know who this man in front of him was? He extended his hand and said respectfully,""So it's Brother Xu who has come to my humble residence. It's really an honor to bring light to my humble residence! Please come in!" She turned around and shouted into the room,"Wu that woman, there's a guest. Hurry up and make tea!"”
"I wonder where you heard of my name and recommended me in many ways?" Xu Shu asked in surprise. And now, I'm even able to meet a rare and famous master like Imperial Uncle Liu. I came here today to thank you for your recommendation.”
Zhao Ruyan pouted and said,"Is there a need to be so polite to this big lewd poem?"”
"Ru Yan, don't talk nonsense!" Xu Shu said. Mr. Jia is indeed a master. He saved you that day, so you should thank him properly.”
Zhao Ru Yan pouted and turned her head to the side. She said angrily,"I won't thank you! Yuanzhi, if you want to thank me, thank me quickly and leave. I don't want to stay in this pervert's house any longer.”
Jia Renlu thought to himself," I didn't expect these two people to meet so quickly. I was right not to show mercy to the fairer sex that day. It resulted in such a beautiful marriage. It seems that I have the ability to predict the future." Seo Yuanzhi, oh Seo Yuanzhi, I've helped you find a job and a wife. Let's see how you're going to thank me now.”
Diao Chan walked out from the inner room with a face full of anger. She walked behind Jia Renlu and pinched him hard."Wu, that girl, why is she speaking so dirty at such a young age? Since she doesn't want to stay, what is she still doing here? You're not welcome here. Leave quickly!”
Zhao Ru Yan was furious when she heard this. She was about to curse when she turned around. Although Diao Chan was dressed normally without any makeup, she was already a national beauty. She couldn't help but feel a little ashamed. The words that were about to come out of his mouth involuntarily shrank back."This pervert is so lucky to have married such a beautiful wife. Hehe, he seemed to have badmouthed his wife in front of that thief Cao that day. He might want to sow discord and watch the lively scene of them fighting.”
Thinking of this, she smiled." Hehe, I'm still polite when I speak, unlike your husband. He's the one who speaks without restraint and speaks obscenities." That day, he called you a tigress in front of that thief Cao and even said that you abused him. Those words were really unpleasant. I'm a lady. I don't dare to learn those nonsense words. If you want to know, you'd better ask him yourself!”
Diao Chan hit Jia Renlu's back again. Jia Renlu cried out in pain and quickly dodged to the side. His face turned red and he smiled awkwardly."Since you're here, you're a guest. Don't just stand here like a fool. If you have something to say, go inside.”After saying that, he quickly reached out his hand to beckon them to enter the house.
"Don't change the topic!" Diao Chan frowned and said angrily. I'll slowly settle your score with you later!”With her left hand on her waist, she assumed a posture of a shrew cursing in the street. She pointed at Zhao Ruyan and shouted,"You little girl, my husband said that I'm a tigress, and I like it. What are you going to do? Besides, it's not your place to sow discord in my family's matters!”
Zhao Ru Yan didn't care if Diao Chan was a beauty or not. She put her hands on her hips and stretched out her hand."I was kind enough to help you see your husband's face, but you helped him instead. You really don't know how to appreciate kindness!”
Xu Shu heard Zhao Ruyan's words getting more and more agitated and quickly went forward to persuade her. Zhao Ru Yan turned around and glared at Xu Shu. Xu Shu was so frightened that he quickly fell silent and retreated to the side. He could not help but mutter,"Let's talk things out. There's no need to be like this.”On the other side, Jia Renlu also gave Diao Chan a pinch and came back in a sorry state. He shook his head and smiled bitterly at Xu Shu to show that his persuasion had failed.
"Who are you to dare to flatter me?!" Diao Chan said.”
"I'm the daughter of the son of the council, Zhao Yan, after all. I'm not like you, who came from some unknown mountain ditch." Talking to you is already an insult to my status.”
Diao Chan laughed." Hehe, a mere daughter of Yilang dares to be so presumptuous here. Why don't you ask who I am?"”
Zhao Ru Yan said angrily," Hmph, what's there to ask about a shrew from the mountains like you? Don't dirty my ears with your bandit name."”
Diao Chan said angrily," I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, Diao Chan. Now that you're scared, get lost!"”
Zhao Ru Yan suddenly realized that she should have guessed it was her. However, she was still unconvinced. She sneered and said,"I was wondering who it was. So it's the favorite concubine of the three family slaves. Now that Thief Lu is dead, your taste is getting higher and higher. I really have to congratulate you for finding such a handsome husband!”
When Diao Chan heard this, she no longer cared about her status as a lady and opened her mouth to curse. Zhao Ru Yan was also not willing to let it go, she kept changing her ways, creating new ideas, and cursing endlessly. This classic war of words made Jia Renlu fascinated and intoxicated. His admiration for them was like a torrential river that flowed endlessly."I want to learn well from Zhou University and extract the essence from these classic national curses and discard the dross. If he studied diligently, he might be able to train a matchless iron mouth, so that he could go to war with scholars in the future!”
Just as he was concentrating on his studies, he suddenly saw Xu Shu standing there dumbstruck and foaming at the mouth. He quickly rushed forward and pointed at Zhao Ru Yan, asking,"Brother Yuanzhi, it seems that your status in the family is not very high. I wonder if the two of you are married?”
Xu Shu had a helpless expression as he sighed." Sigh, when I saved her that day, I saw that she was rather gentle, kind, respectful, and frugal. I liked her very much." He fell in love with her at first sight and fell in love with her. Who knew that it would be like this. Although she was not married yet, her mother had already met her and was full of praise for her. She was very satisfied.”
"So you've met your parents," Jia Renlu said with a sympathetic expression. Yuanzhi, I still have to advise you. How can a real man let a girl take the throne so casually? You still have to uphold your husband's integrity! Don't look at me like that just now. I was giving in to her."A good man doesn't fight with a bad woman." When there's no one around at night, I'll make her kneel on the washboard!”
Although Diao Chan was in the middle of the battle, she was still observant. When she heard Jia Renlu's words, she frowned and said,""Jia Renlu! Was his skin itching? Are you asking for it?" Jia Renlu quickly kept quiet.
"It seems like Brother Renlu's days aren't good either." Xu Shu chuckled.”
Jia Renlu looked aggrieved and sighed." But this is an arranged marriage. I can't help it!" Unlike the two of you, who are in love and are free to fall in love. This little brother is really happy to see that the two of you are fated to meet from thousands of miles away. Congratulations to the two of you in advance,'We'll be old together for a hundred years!'”
The two of them could not help but smile bitterly at each other. Suddenly, they sighed in unison,"Sigh!"
Jia Renlu laughed." Haha, Brother Yuanzhi, we hit it off at first sight. We're in the same boat. Why don't we prepare a black ox and white horse sacrificial ceremony and burn incense to become sworn brothers?"”
"This little brother already has such intentions," Xu Shu said. However, it seemed inappropriate to let them quarrel here.”
Jia Renlu smiled and said," It's fine. I've seen this kind of battle many times. When they're tired of arguing, they'll stop." Let's not bother about it. Let's become sworn brothers first. After we're done, they probably won't have any strength left.”With that, she was about to pull Xu Shu into the house when she suddenly saw Diao Chan and Zhao Ru Yan each throw out their fists, ready to attack. He quickly rushed forward and blocked the way. He waved his hands and said,"A gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands. We can discuss things. Don't PK!”
Diao Chan and Zhao Ruyan said in unison,""I'm not a gentleman, but I insist on making a move!”In an instant, both fists and kicks were unleashed. Jia Renlu was too late to dodge. His left eye was punched, and his buttocks were hit in the leg. He felt dizzy and shouted,"Alright! It seems that I can't meddle in other people's business!" After saying that, he fell to the ground and fainted.
Diao Chan quickly lowered her head to check on Jia Renlu's injuries. Xu Yuanzhi also quickly pulled Zhao Ruyan back. The storm caused by the word 'pervert' finally disappeared because of Jia Renlu's fainting.
That night, Jia Renlu invited Xu and Zhao to a banquet in his shabby room. During the banquet, Zhao and Diao chatted happily. It could be said that they didn't know each other without quarreling. After the banquet ended, the two girls went into the inner room to talk about the girl's body. Before they left, they even left a sentence,"We want to talk in private, but men are not allowed to eavesdrop! No one is allowed to come in!"
Xu Shu glanced at Jia Renlu and shook his head with a bitter smile.""Brother Renlu is truly a master. The situation that you analyzed for Imperial Uncle that day was as clear as fire. This little brother really admires you. Now Huainan was in a state of panic, and the people were about to revolt. Gongsun Zan's situation in the north was also becoming increasingly tense and precarious. The development of the situation was exactly as Brother Renlu had expected. No wonder Imperial Uncle was full of praise when he mentioned my brother to me!”
Jia Renlu knew that he couldn't do anything about this. He only won because of his rich knowledge of history. He quickly said modestly,"Brother, you've said too much. I'm not that godly. At that time, I was just spouting nonsense in front of Envoy Liu and it just happened to be true. Unlike my brother, who has the talent to govern the world and the art of helping the world and pacifying the people, I will serve you well now that I have met a wise ruler. I'm just a pawn. I don't know anything. I only know how to make jokes and make everyone laugh.”
Xu Shu laughed." Haha, you're too modest, brother. You and I don't have to be so polite." Last time, you said that Imperial Uncle would get Xu Prefecture. Are you really that confident?”
Jia Renlu thought to himself,"Liu Bei's acquisition of Xuzhou is something that has already been noted in history. There is no suspense." It's rare to find a way to protect Xu Prefecture. Unfortunately, I don't have any ideas. Anyway, Liu Bei has Xu Yuanzhi now. Let him worry about it.”Thinking of this, he said mysteriously,"The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed."”--
The dividing line-
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that I don't want to fantasize, it's just that I don't want to see our lovely comrade Jia Renlu being embraced by everyone, and salivating from the joy. On the other hand, Xu Shu and Xu Dada are so greedy that tears and snot are running down their faces, and they are sighing about the pitiful scene of no one wanting them. Therefore, she fantasized about putting a mm on him to shut his mouth first.
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The man in front of the door was in his twenties. He was handsome and elegant, but she did not recognize him. The woman was Zhao Ruyan, who Jia Renlu had let go of the other day.
Jia Renlu saw that a guest had arrived and quickly put away his stance. He went forward and asked,""I dare not ask this brother's name. What brings you here?"
Before the man could say anything, Zhao Ru Yan said,"Yuanzhi, is he the expert you said you must visit? He was not a good person! He's a pervert!"
When Jia Renlu heard this form of address, how could he not know who this man in front of him was? He extended his hand and said respectfully,""So it's Brother Xu who has come to my humble residence. It's really an honor to bring light to my humble residence! Please come in!" She turned around and shouted into the room,"Wu that woman, there's a guest. Hurry up and make tea!"”
"I wonder where you heard of my name and recommended me in many ways?" Xu Shu asked in surprise. And now, I'm even able to meet a rare and famous master like Imperial Uncle Liu. I came here today to thank you for your recommendation.”
Zhao Ruyan pouted and said,"Is there a need to be so polite to this big lewd poem?"”
"Ru Yan, don't talk nonsense!" Xu Shu said. Mr. Jia is indeed a master. He saved you that day, so you should thank him properly.”
Zhao Ru Yan pouted and turned her head to the side. She said angrily,"I won't thank you! Yuanzhi, if you want to thank me, thank me quickly and leave. I don't want to stay in this pervert's house any longer.”
Jia Renlu thought to himself," I didn't expect these two people to meet so quickly. I was right not to show mercy to the fairer sex that day. It resulted in such a beautiful marriage. It seems that I have the ability to predict the future." Seo Yuanzhi, oh Seo Yuanzhi, I've helped you find a job and a wife. Let's see how you're going to thank me now.”
Diao Chan walked out from the inner room with a face full of anger. She walked behind Jia Renlu and pinched him hard."Wu, that girl, why is she speaking so dirty at such a young age? Since she doesn't want to stay, what is she still doing here? You're not welcome here. Leave quickly!”
Zhao Ru Yan was furious when she heard this. She was about to curse when she turned around. Although Diao Chan was dressed normally without any makeup, she was already a national beauty. She couldn't help but feel a little ashamed. The words that were about to come out of his mouth involuntarily shrank back."This pervert is so lucky to have married such a beautiful wife. Hehe, he seemed to have badmouthed his wife in front of that thief Cao that day. He might want to sow discord and watch the lively scene of them fighting.”
Thinking of this, she smiled." Hehe, I'm still polite when I speak, unlike your husband. He's the one who speaks without restraint and speaks obscenities." That day, he called you a tigress in front of that thief Cao and even said that you abused him. Those words were really unpleasant. I'm a lady. I don't dare to learn those nonsense words. If you want to know, you'd better ask him yourself!”
Diao Chan hit Jia Renlu's back again. Jia Renlu cried out in pain and quickly dodged to the side. His face turned red and he smiled awkwardly."Since you're here, you're a guest. Don't just stand here like a fool. If you have something to say, go inside.”After saying that, he quickly reached out his hand to beckon them to enter the house.
"Don't change the topic!" Diao Chan frowned and said angrily. I'll slowly settle your score with you later!”With her left hand on her waist, she assumed a posture of a shrew cursing in the street. She pointed at Zhao Ruyan and shouted,"You little girl, my husband said that I'm a tigress, and I like it. What are you going to do? Besides, it's not your place to sow discord in my family's matters!”
Zhao Ru Yan didn't care if Diao Chan was a beauty or not. She put her hands on her hips and stretched out her hand."I was kind enough to help you see your husband's face, but you helped him instead. You really don't know how to appreciate kindness!”
Xu Shu heard Zhao Ruyan's words getting more and more agitated and quickly went forward to persuade her. Zhao Ru Yan turned around and glared at Xu Shu. Xu Shu was so frightened that he quickly fell silent and retreated to the side. He could not help but mutter,"Let's talk things out. There's no need to be like this.”On the other side, Jia Renlu also gave Diao Chan a pinch and came back in a sorry state. He shook his head and smiled bitterly at Xu Shu to show that his persuasion had failed.
"Who are you to dare to flatter me?!" Diao Chan said.”
"I'm the daughter of the son of the council, Zhao Yan, after all. I'm not like you, who came from some unknown mountain ditch." Talking to you is already an insult to my status.”
Diao Chan laughed." Hehe, a mere daughter of Yilang dares to be so presumptuous here. Why don't you ask who I am?"”
Zhao Ru Yan said angrily," Hmph, what's there to ask about a shrew from the mountains like you? Don't dirty my ears with your bandit name."”
Diao Chan said angrily," I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, Diao Chan. Now that you're scared, get lost!"”
Zhao Ru Yan suddenly realized that she should have guessed it was her. However, she was still unconvinced. She sneered and said,"I was wondering who it was. So it's the favorite concubine of the three family slaves. Now that Thief Lu is dead, your taste is getting higher and higher. I really have to congratulate you for finding such a handsome husband!”
When Diao Chan heard this, she no longer cared about her status as a lady and opened her mouth to curse. Zhao Ru Yan was also not willing to let it go, she kept changing her ways, creating new ideas, and cursing endlessly. This classic war of words made Jia Renlu fascinated and intoxicated. His admiration for them was like a torrential river that flowed endlessly."I want to learn well from Zhou University and extract the essence from these classic national curses and discard the dross. If he studied diligently, he might be able to train a matchless iron mouth, so that he could go to war with scholars in the future!”
Just as he was concentrating on his studies, he suddenly saw Xu Shu standing there dumbstruck and foaming at the mouth. He quickly rushed forward and pointed at Zhao Ru Yan, asking,"Brother Yuanzhi, it seems that your status in the family is not very high. I wonder if the two of you are married?”
Xu Shu had a helpless expression as he sighed." Sigh, when I saved her that day, I saw that she was rather gentle, kind, respectful, and frugal. I liked her very much." He fell in love with her at first sight and fell in love with her. Who knew that it would be like this. Although she was not married yet, her mother had already met her and was full of praise for her. She was very satisfied.”
"So you've met your parents," Jia Renlu said with a sympathetic expression. Yuanzhi, I still have to advise you. How can a real man let a girl take the throne so casually? You still have to uphold your husband's integrity! Don't look at me like that just now. I was giving in to her."A good man doesn't fight with a bad woman." When there's no one around at night, I'll make her kneel on the washboard!”
Although Diao Chan was in the middle of the battle, she was still observant. When she heard Jia Renlu's words, she frowned and said,""Jia Renlu! Was his skin itching? Are you asking for it?" Jia Renlu quickly kept quiet.
"It seems like Brother Renlu's days aren't good either." Xu Shu chuckled.”
Jia Renlu looked aggrieved and sighed." But this is an arranged marriage. I can't help it!" Unlike the two of you, who are in love and are free to fall in love. This little brother is really happy to see that the two of you are fated to meet from thousands of miles away. Congratulations to the two of you in advance,'We'll be old together for a hundred years!'”
The two of them could not help but smile bitterly at each other. Suddenly, they sighed in unison,"Sigh!"
Jia Renlu laughed." Haha, Brother Yuanzhi, we hit it off at first sight. We're in the same boat. Why don't we prepare a black ox and white horse sacrificial ceremony and burn incense to become sworn brothers?"”
"This little brother already has such intentions," Xu Shu said. However, it seemed inappropriate to let them quarrel here.”
Jia Renlu smiled and said," It's fine. I've seen this kind of battle many times. When they're tired of arguing, they'll stop." Let's not bother about it. Let's become sworn brothers first. After we're done, they probably won't have any strength left.”With that, she was about to pull Xu Shu into the house when she suddenly saw Diao Chan and Zhao Ru Yan each throw out their fists, ready to attack. He quickly rushed forward and blocked the way. He waved his hands and said,"A gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands. We can discuss things. Don't PK!”
Diao Chan and Zhao Ruyan said in unison,""I'm not a gentleman, but I insist on making a move!”In an instant, both fists and kicks were unleashed. Jia Renlu was too late to dodge. His left eye was punched, and his buttocks were hit in the leg. He felt dizzy and shouted,"Alright! It seems that I can't meddle in other people's business!" After saying that, he fell to the ground and fainted.
Diao Chan quickly lowered her head to check on Jia Renlu's injuries. Xu Yuanzhi also quickly pulled Zhao Ruyan back. The storm caused by the word 'pervert' finally disappeared because of Jia Renlu's fainting.
That night, Jia Renlu invited Xu and Zhao to a banquet in his shabby room. During the banquet, Zhao and Diao chatted happily. It could be said that they didn't know each other without quarreling. After the banquet ended, the two girls went into the inner room to talk about the girl's body. Before they left, they even left a sentence,"We want to talk in private, but men are not allowed to eavesdrop! No one is allowed to come in!"
Xu Shu glanced at Jia Renlu and shook his head with a bitter smile.""Brother Renlu is truly a master. The situation that you analyzed for Imperial Uncle that day was as clear as fire. This little brother really admires you. Now Huainan was in a state of panic, and the people were about to revolt. Gongsun Zan's situation in the north was also becoming increasingly tense and precarious. The development of the situation was exactly as Brother Renlu had expected. No wonder Imperial Uncle was full of praise when he mentioned my brother to me!”
Jia Renlu knew that he couldn't do anything about this. He only won because of his rich knowledge of history. He quickly said modestly,"Brother, you've said too much. I'm not that godly. At that time, I was just spouting nonsense in front of Envoy Liu and it just happened to be true. Unlike my brother, who has the talent to govern the world and the art of helping the world and pacifying the people, I will serve you well now that I have met a wise ruler. I'm just a pawn. I don't know anything. I only know how to make jokes and make everyone laugh.”
Xu Shu laughed." Haha, you're too modest, brother. You and I don't have to be so polite." Last time, you said that Imperial Uncle would get Xu Prefecture. Are you really that confident?”
Jia Renlu thought to himself,"Liu Bei's acquisition of Xuzhou is something that has already been noted in history. There is no suspense." It's rare to find a way to protect Xu Prefecture. Unfortunately, I don't have any ideas. Anyway, Liu Bei has Xu Yuanzhi now. Let him worry about it.”Thinking of this, he said mysteriously,"The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed."”--
The dividing line-
Ladies and gentlemen, it's not that I don't want to fantasize, it's just that I don't want to see our lovely comrade Jia Renlu being embraced by everyone, and salivating from the joy. On the other hand, Xu Shu and Xu Dada are so greedy that tears and snot are running down their faces, and they are sighing about the pitiful scene of no one wanting them. Therefore, she fantasized about putting a mm on him to shut his mouth first.
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