I am a passerby in the rebirth of the three kingdoms
25 Renlu is crazy

Guan Ju

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Just as Cao Cao was mesmerized by Diao Chan's beauty, he suddenly heard such a discordant, ghost-like scream. He was shocked and came back to his senses. He lost all his interest and said in a depressed manner,"Didn't I say that no one is allowed to disturb me? What's the big deal? Is the fire in the room?"

Guard A quickly knelt on the ground and reported,""I just received news from the prison that Jia Fu fainted after being tortured. After he woke up, he went crazy and spoke nonsense, like…like…"

Cao Cao said impatiently,"You guard, why are you speaking so harshly today? What do you look like?" Tell me!"

Guard A replied,"He seems to be crazy."”

Cao Cao was shocked and muttered to himself,""Are you crazy?"

Guard A said," The jailer who interrogated Jia Fu thought so. They felt that the matter was too serious to be neglected, so they came to report to you."”

Cao Cao subconsciously nodded and said,"Got it. You may leave."

Just as Guard A was about to leave, Cao Cao said,""Come back!" Guard A quickly turned around and knelt down again."Ming Gong, you're so old, you can't just say it all at once! I can't take it anymore."

"Take me to the prison to check it out," Cao Cao said.”

"Yes!" Guard A replied.

Diao Chan hurriedly said,"Ming Gong, this concubine also wants to go and take a look. Can you bring me along?"”

Cao Cao turned around and saw Diao Chan's concerned face. She was really worried about Jia Renlu's safety. He frowned and replied,""Alright, you can go with me."

In the dungeon, Jia Renlu's face was full of phlegm. He asked Jailer D with a serious expression,""Big brother, may I know your name?”

Jailer Ding spat and replied,""So what if I'm called Zhang San? Stop talking nonsense and confess!”As he spoke, he whipped her again.

Jia Renlu sighed earnestly,"Ai, ai, ai!" Zhang San, don't be angry. If you're angry, you'll break the rules. I asked your name just now to tell you not to spit. You just spat out a mouthful, and now you're spitting out another mouthful. How bad is that? Spitting is unsanitary and can spread diseases. What if a child came here and contracted smalllessness, malaria, rabies, AIDS, Sars, or bird flu? His parents would be so worried that his life would be ruined. Alas, because of your phlegm, you caused a good seedling to die prematurely. How serious is your sin? Sigh, Amitabha! Amitabha!"

Zhang San felt the world spin, his eyes rolled back, and white foam was about to come out of his mouth. He quickly gritted his teeth and swallowed it back. He took off his coat and threw it on the ground, shouting,"Stop talking, stop!" After saying that, he whipped her again.

Jia Renlu said," Sigh, I told you not to be angry, but you still got angry. It's easy to get angry and it's not good for the body." I see that you have a strong physique and should be able to live to ninety-nine years old. Now that you are often angry, you can only live to forty-four years old at most. Look at how bad it is to be angry. You have to drink more water so that your body can be healthy. Also, it's not right to throw things around. You just threw your clothes around, which will pollute the environment. What if a child came and smashed it? Even if there were no children, it was wrong to smash the flowers and plants. Even if there were no flowers and plants, it was also wrong to kill a cockroach that just passed by. Although cockroaches were small, they were still life. The heavens had the virtue of cherishing life. If they killed, they would go to hell. How terrifying would that be? Come and recite 'Amitabha Buddha' a few times with me to resolve it…Look, you threw away the whip before I finished speaking. Sigh, this is not…"

Zhang San's eyes widened as he grabbed Jia Renlu's collar, raised his iron fist, and shouted,""Shut up! Stop arguing!" As he spoke, he swung his fist, and the iron fist stopped at Jia Renlu's eyelids.

Jia Renlu stared expressionlessly at the iron fist in front of him and said,""It seems that you have already gone mad and are beyond redemption. You are no longer a human, but a demon. Let me tell you, being a demon is the same as being a human. You must have a benevolent heart. With a benevolent heart, he was no longer a demon, but a transvestite.”

Zhang San couldn't take it anymore. He spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground, unconscious.

Jia Renlu looked at the jailers in the distance, who could not help but feel dizzy. They each reached out to support themselves against the wall and said," Humans and demons are born from their mothers. Different humans are born from humans 'mothers, and demons are born from demons' mothers…"

"I can't take it anymore!" the jailers shouted in unison.”

"What's your mother's name?" Jia Renlu asked.”

Although the jailers did not speak to each other, they reached a consensus at the same time. They would faint on the spot and foam at the mouth.

When Cao Cao and the other two arrived at this small dungeon, there was no one standing in the dungeon except for Jia Renlu, who was smiling foolishly.

Cao Cao was confused. He helped Jailer A up and asked,""What's wrong with you guys? Why are they lying on the ground instead of interrogating the criminals?”

"Reporting to Lord Ming, it's not that we don't want to interrogate him, but we really can't continue." He was crazy. He wasn't human, he was a demon!”

Diao Chan quickly ran over and took out a handkerchief from her bosom. She wiped the snot, saliva, and tears off Jia Renlu's face. Tears streamed down her face as she wiped. She finally wiped his face clean and lowered her head. Looking at the shocking whip marks, she couldn't help but cry like rain. She gently touched one of the wounds and asked,"Does it hurt?"

Jia Renlu said expressionlessly," Sister Fairy, you're finally here. You've saved the poor and saved the suffering. You're merciful and compassionate. You're really a bright light in my heart." You are like the bright moon in the sky, illuminating my way forward. My admiration for you is like a torrential river. Every morning, I would recite 'Amitabha Buddha' eight hundred times, and at night, I would strike the wooden fish eight hundred times. Finally, I prayed for you to appear once. Alright, I'll leave this place to you now. Please use your boundless magic power to save me.”

"Husband, I'm Diao Chan. Don't you recognize me?" Diao Chan asked in surprise.”

"Oh, you're Diao Chan?" Jia Renlu asked. Now that you've told me, I'll know. If you don't tell me, how would I know that you're Diao Chan and not the fairy sister? Although you look at me sincerely, I still don't know who you are if you don't tell me. So if you want me to know who you are, you have to tell me who you are first. If you don't tell me who you are, how will I know who you are? Alright, now you know. Tell me, what's your name again?”

Hearing his tongue-twister like words, Diao Chan felt a wave of dizziness. She was stunned for a moment before she said,"Husband, what are you doing today?"

Seeing this scene, Cao Cao asked suspiciously,""When did he start spouting nonsense like this?”

"An hour ago, although he was talking nonsense, I could still understand what he was saying." Just because he refused to confess, I ordered someone to put some iron on him. After he fainted, he woke up like this. I couldn't understand a word he said. However, he was chattering endlessly. His voice was unpleasant, like a group of flies buzzing in his ears. It was annoying.”

Diao Chan turned around and pointed at Jia Renlu, who was laughing foolishly. She shouted angrily,"My husband is already like this, why aren't you letting him go?”

Jailer A also wanted to let this God of Plagues out as soon as possible, but he was just a small fry and could not make the decision. He could only stare at Cao Cao, hoping that he would give him a signal. Cao Cao waved his right hand and said,"Untie him first."”

Jailer A hurriedly ran forward and untied Jia Renlu. The moment Jia Renlu regained his freedom, he quickly knelt down and weakly crawled in front of Cao Cao. Tears streamed down his face and snot flowed out continuously. He kowtowed continuously and said,"Great Guild Leader, I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore. I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore. Although I really want the Shadow Flame, if you can't open the Shadow Flame, then I don't want the Shadow Flame. I used to call you a black hand, but that was because you couldn't use Shadow Flame. Now that you have the Shadow Flame, I won't call you a black hand. So don't bring me here and hit me. I'm afraid of pain and the dark. I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore, and I won't call you a black hand. However, there is something I want to say to you. If I can't say it, I won't be able to sleep. Your hands are really dark. I advise you to wash your hands before you open Dongdong in the future.”

Cao Cao felt a headache coming on. After listening for a long time, he could only hear the words 'Shadow Flames'. He was stunned for a while before saying,"Shadow Flame? What is that?"

"I heard from my husband that it's a magic staff."”

"A staff?" Cao Cao asked. What is it?"

"I don't know." Diao Chan shook her head.”

Jia Renlu said," Leader, how come you don't even know about the Shadow Flame? Have you lost your memory?" You're not old. Why are you retarded? No wonder you couldn't open it. It turns out that you didn't know about this thing at all. If you didn't pray in your heart, it wouldn't have appeared. Alright, if you want to know, I'll tell you. But if you don't tell me, I don't know if you want to know. Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want to know. Do you really want to know? Then I'll tell you! You don't really want to know, do you? Do you really want to know?"

Cao Cao couldn't take it anymore and spat out white foam. He covered his ears and ran out of the cell in an instant. Jailer A quickly followed closely behind." Ming Gong, don't be in such a hurry to leave. Jia Fu has gone crazy. You haven't said how to deal with him yet, have you?"”

Cao Cao waved his hand and said angrily,""Lock him up first. If he doesn't go out now, it won't be him who's crazy, but me!”

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Just as Cao Cao was mesmerized by Diao Chan's beauty, he suddenly heard such a discordant, ghost-like scream. He was shocked and came back to his senses. He lost all his interest and said in a depressed manner,"Didn't I say that no one is allowed to disturb me? What's the big deal? Is the fire in the room?"

Guard A quickly knelt on the ground and reported,""I just received news from the prison that Jia Fu fainted after being tortured. After he woke up, he went crazy and spoke nonsense, like…like…"

Cao Cao said impatiently,"You guard, why are you speaking so harshly today? What do you look like?" Tell me!"

Guard A replied,"He seems to be crazy."”

Cao Cao was shocked and muttered to himself,""Are you crazy?"

Guard A said," The jailer who interrogated Jia Fu thought so. They felt that the matter was too serious to be neglected, so they came to report to you."”

Cao Cao subconsciously nodded and said,"Got it. You may leave."

Just as Guard A was about to leave, Cao Cao said,""Come back!" Guard A quickly turned around and knelt down again."Ming Gong, you're so old, you can't just say it all at once! I can't take it anymore."

"Take me to the prison to check it out," Cao Cao said.”

"Yes!" Guard A replied.

Diao Chan hurriedly said,"Ming Gong, this concubine also wants to go and take a look. Can you bring me along?"”

Cao Cao turned around and saw Diao Chan's concerned face. She was really worried about Jia Renlu's safety. He frowned and replied,""Alright, you can go with me."

In the dungeon, Jia Renlu's face was full of phlegm. He asked Jailer D with a serious expression,""Big brother, may I know your name?”

Jailer Ding spat and replied,""So what if I'm called Zhang San? Stop talking nonsense and confess!”As he spoke, he whipped her again.

Jia Renlu sighed earnestly,"Ai, ai, ai!" Zhang San, don't be angry. If you're angry, you'll break the rules. I asked your name just now to tell you not to spit. You just spat out a mouthful, and now you're spitting out another mouthful. How bad is that? Spitting is unsanitary and can spread diseases. What if a child came here and contracted smalllessness, malaria, rabies, AIDS, Sars, or bird flu? His parents would be so worried that his life would be ruined. Alas, because of your phlegm, you caused a good seedling to die prematurely. How serious is your sin? Sigh, Amitabha! Amitabha!"

Zhang San felt the world spin, his eyes rolled back, and white foam was about to come out of his mouth. He quickly gritted his teeth and swallowed it back. He took off his coat and threw it on the ground, shouting,"Stop talking, stop!" After saying that, he whipped her again.

Jia Renlu said," Sigh, I told you not to be angry, but you still got angry. It's easy to get angry and it's not good for the body." I see that you have a strong physique and should be able to live to ninety-nine years old. Now that you are often angry, you can only live to forty-four years old at most. Look at how bad it is to be angry. You have to drink more water so that your body can be healthy. Also, it's not right to throw things around. You just threw your clothes around, which will pollute the environment. What if a child came and smashed it? Even if there were no children, it was wrong to smash the flowers and plants. Even if there were no flowers and plants, it was also wrong to kill a cockroach that just passed by. Although cockroaches were small, they were still life. The heavens had the virtue of cherishing life. If they killed, they would go to hell. How terrifying would that be? Come and recite 'Amitabha Buddha' a few times with me to resolve it…Look, you threw away the whip before I finished speaking. Sigh, this is not…"

Zhang San's eyes widened as he grabbed Jia Renlu's collar, raised his iron fist, and shouted,""Shut up! Stop arguing!" As he spoke, he swung his fist, and the iron fist stopped at Jia Renlu's eyelids.

Jia Renlu stared expressionlessly at the iron fist in front of him and said,""It seems that you have already gone mad and are beyond redemption. You are no longer a human, but a demon. Let me tell you, being a demon is the same as being a human. You must have a benevolent heart. With a benevolent heart, he was no longer a demon, but a transvestite.”

Zhang San couldn't take it anymore. He spat out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground, unconscious.

Jia Renlu looked at the jailers in the distance, who could not help but feel dizzy. They each reached out to support themselves against the wall and said," Humans and demons are born from their mothers. Different humans are born from humans 'mothers, and demons are born from demons' mothers…"

"I can't take it anymore!" the jailers shouted in unison.”

"What's your mother's name?" Jia Renlu asked.”

Although the jailers did not speak to each other, they reached a consensus at the same time. They would faint on the spot and foam at the mouth.

When Cao Cao and the other two arrived at this small dungeon, there was no one standing in the dungeon except for Jia Renlu, who was smiling foolishly.

Cao Cao was confused. He helped Jailer A up and asked,""What's wrong with you guys? Why are they lying on the ground instead of interrogating the criminals?”

"Reporting to Lord Ming, it's not that we don't want to interrogate him, but we really can't continue." He was crazy. He wasn't human, he was a demon!”

Diao Chan quickly ran over and took out a handkerchief from her bosom. She wiped the snot, saliva, and tears off Jia Renlu's face. Tears streamed down her face as she wiped. She finally wiped his face clean and lowered her head. Looking at the shocking whip marks, she couldn't help but cry like rain. She gently touched one of the wounds and asked,"Does it hurt?"

Jia Renlu said expressionlessly," Sister Fairy, you're finally here. You've saved the poor and saved the suffering. You're merciful and compassionate. You're really a bright light in my heart." You are like the bright moon in the sky, illuminating my way forward. My admiration for you is like a torrential river. Every morning, I would recite 'Amitabha Buddha' eight hundred times, and at night, I would strike the wooden fish eight hundred times. Finally, I prayed for you to appear once. Alright, I'll leave this place to you now. Please use your boundless magic power to save me.”

"Husband, I'm Diao Chan. Don't you recognize me?" Diao Chan asked in surprise.”

"Oh, you're Diao Chan?" Jia Renlu asked. Now that you've told me, I'll know. If you don't tell me, how would I know that you're Diao Chan and not the fairy sister? Although you look at me sincerely, I still don't know who you are if you don't tell me. So if you want me to know who you are, you have to tell me who you are first. If you don't tell me who you are, how will I know who you are? Alright, now you know. Tell me, what's your name again?”

Hearing his tongue-twister like words, Diao Chan felt a wave of dizziness. She was stunned for a moment before she said,"Husband, what are you doing today?"

Seeing this scene, Cao Cao asked suspiciously,""When did he start spouting nonsense like this?”

"An hour ago, although he was talking nonsense, I could still understand what he was saying." Just because he refused to confess, I ordered someone to put some iron on him. After he fainted, he woke up like this. I couldn't understand a word he said. However, he was chattering endlessly. His voice was unpleasant, like a group of flies buzzing in his ears. It was annoying.”

Diao Chan turned around and pointed at Jia Renlu, who was laughing foolishly. She shouted angrily,"My husband is already like this, why aren't you letting him go?”

Jailer A also wanted to let this God of Plagues out as soon as possible, but he was just a small fry and could not make the decision. He could only stare at Cao Cao, hoping that he would give him a signal. Cao Cao waved his right hand and said,"Untie him first."”

Jailer A hurriedly ran forward and untied Jia Renlu. The moment Jia Renlu regained his freedom, he quickly knelt down and weakly crawled in front of Cao Cao. Tears streamed down his face and snot flowed out continuously. He kowtowed continuously and said,"Great Guild Leader, I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore. I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore. Although I really want the Shadow Flame, if you can't open the Shadow Flame, then I don't want the Shadow Flame. I used to call you a black hand, but that was because you couldn't use Shadow Flame. Now that you have the Shadow Flame, I won't call you a black hand. So don't bring me here and hit me. I'm afraid of pain and the dark. I don't want the Shadow Flame anymore, and I won't call you a black hand. However, there is something I want to say to you. If I can't say it, I won't be able to sleep. Your hands are really dark. I advise you to wash your hands before you open Dongdong in the future.”

Cao Cao felt a headache coming on. After listening for a long time, he could only hear the words 'Shadow Flames'. He was stunned for a while before saying,"Shadow Flame? What is that?"

"I heard from my husband that it's a magic staff."”

"A staff?" Cao Cao asked. What is it?"

"I don't know." Diao Chan shook her head.”

Jia Renlu said," Leader, how come you don't even know about the Shadow Flame? Have you lost your memory?" You're not old. Why are you retarded? No wonder you couldn't open it. It turns out that you didn't know about this thing at all. If you didn't pray in your heart, it wouldn't have appeared. Alright, if you want to know, I'll tell you. But if you don't tell me, I don't know if you want to know. Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want to know. Do you really want to know? Then I'll tell you! You don't really want to know, do you? Do you really want to know?"

Cao Cao couldn't take it anymore and spat out white foam. He covered his ears and ran out of the cell in an instant. Jailer A quickly followed closely behind." Ming Gong, don't be in such a hurry to leave. Jia Fu has gone crazy. You haven't said how to deal with him yet, have you?"”

Cao Cao waved his hand and said angrily,""Lock him up first. If he doesn't go out now, it won't be him who's crazy, but me!”

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