In the dungeon, Diao Chan held Jia Renlu in her arms and lowered her head. She touched his head and comforted him. Her sparkling tears dripped down bit by bit, hitting Jia Renlu's clothes. Jia Renlu was indifferent. Sometimes he laughed foolishly, sometimes he looked frightened, and from time to time he would say,"Sister Fairy, save me. I won't do it again. Don't let them hit me. I'm afraid, I'm afraid.”
Diao Chan said,"Be good, Renlu. Don't be afraid. No one will dare to bully you anymore."”
Jia Renlu put a finger into his mouth and sucked it, saying,""Sister Fairy, I will definitely listen to you in the future. I'm good. I'm not naughty anymore.”
Diao Chan felt grief in her heart and was unable to speak for a moment. Her tears could not stop dripping down.
Cao Cao was hiding far away, and he estimated that Jia Renlu's sound wave technique would not be able to reach him. Feeling slightly relieved, he quietly asked Jailer A, who was standing at the side,""What did Jia Fu say before he went crazy?”
"He said he'd confess everything if you gave him two things," replied Jailer A.”
"Oh, what is it?" Cao Cao asked.”
"Beautiful women and delicious food," replied Jailer A.”
"What else did he say?" Cao Cao asked again.”
"Just repeat it over and over again," said Warden A.'If there's a beauty, I'll confess. If there's no beauty, I won't confess even if I die!'”
Cao Cao lowered his head and pondered. He subconsciously replied,""Oh." A moment later, Cao Cao smiled and said,""Go prepare a feast of good wine and food. When you send it to Jia Fu, say this and see how he will respond.”As he spoke, he whispered a few instructions into Jailer A's ear.
"I'll do it right away," said Jailer A.”
Cao Cao looked at Jia Renlu from afar and muttered to himself,""You actually thought of pretending to be crazy. It seems that you really have a skill. I want to see how good your act is.”
An hour later, four or five jailers came into the cell, each holding a large food box. Jailer A came up to him with a big smile and said,""This lowly one has already reported Master Jia's request to Ming Gong. When Ming Gong heard this, he scolded me for not knowing how to do things. Just now, I didn't immediately do what Master Jia wanted, but instead beat Master Jia up. I really don't know what death is. This lowly one has already realized my mistake, and has specially prepared a table of top-quality wine and dishes for Grandpa Jia to deliver. The beauty beside you is the world's number one beauty Diao Chan. Ming Gong specially found her to accompany Master Jia. Now that your requirements have been met, are you satisfied?”After saying that, he ignored Diao Chan's angry gaze and turned around to shout at his jailer,"What are you all waiting for? Hurry up and serve the dishes for Grandpa Jia to take a look.”
The jailers opened the food boxes swiftly and took out wine and dishes. They saw shark's fin, bear's paw, sea cucumber, abalone, and all kinds of unknown rare birds and animals, delicacies, and all kinds of delicacies.
"This is Sister Fairy," Jia Renlu said."She's a fairy from heaven who came to save me. How did it become that Diao Chan whom I've never even heard of?”After saying that, he turned around and smiled." Haha, Sister Fairy, this person's name is so strange. He's called Ming Gong. Why is it similar to my name? I'm called Silly."”
Diao Chan giggled with him and said," Hehe, you're not called an idiot. Your surname is Jia, your first name is Fu, and your second name is Renlu. You have to remember it well and not forget it."”
Jia Renlu said," Oh, my surname is Jia, and my name is Fu, Dumb. I've got it…My surname is Dumb, and my name is Dan, Dumb."”
Diao Chan's tears fell again and she said,""Husband, you must be hungry too. Hurry up and eat.”
Jia Renlu turned his head and glanced at the food and wine on the ground.""Rock, toad, old snake, leaf. These are also for humans to eat? Why did Fairy Sister and the others give me these things to eat?”
Before Diao Chan could say anything, Jailor A spoke first,"Master Jia, please take a good look. These are shark's fin, bear's paw, sea cucumber, and abalone. All of them are treasures. After being carefully cooked by a famous chef, they are truly rare delicacies that are rarely seen in a hundred years.”
"I say, big brother, I'm not called Master Jia. I'm called Fool!" Jia Renlu said. Don't get my name wrong next time. Besides, do you really think I'm a fool? You're using these stones and leaves to fool me. I have Fiery Eyes and can see it clearly. Although I'm called an idiot, I'm not an idiot. If you want to treat me as an idiot, that's fine. In that case, you have to help me change my name to idiot first. However, I think the name 'Fool' sounds good and I don't want to change it. Therefore, I'm an idiot and not a fool. You'd better treat me as an idiot and not a fool. Do you understand what I said? Do you want me to say it again? If you want me to say it again, I will say it again. Now you…Eh, big brothers, why are you all lying on the ground again?”The jailers couldn't withstand Jia Renlu's divine arts and fell to the ground, covering their ears with their hands. Everyone looked terrified as if they had seen a demon.
"Brothers, it's not good to lie on the ground. It's easy to catch a cold." You might not feel it now, but when you get old, you'll know how hard it is. It's easy to cause diseases such as inflammation, old psoas muscle damage, epilepsy, rabies, AIDS, Sars, rabies, Alzheimer's disease, heart disease, tracheitis, cerebral hemorrhage, cancer, and so on. " So I'll give you a piece of advice…Eh, why are you running so fast? It's not good to run too fast. I'll tell you slowly when you come back…" The jailers did not dare to stay any longer. They hated their parents for not having two legs. They all ran away and disappeared in an instant.
Diao Chan covered her ears with both hands and shouted,"Husband, don't say anymore. I can't take it anymore."”
"Sister Fairy, if you don't ask me to say it, I won't say it," Jia Renlu said.”After saying that, he knocked all the fine wine and delicacies in front of him to the ground. As he fought, he said,"Humph! These things can be eaten? I'm an idiot, not a fool.”
In the distance, Jailer A said to Cao Cao with a sad face,""Ming Gong, he's really gone mad. He doesn't seem to be pretending. That pile of good vegetables claimed to be rocks and leaves, but he knocked them all over.”
Cao Cao's face was full of doubt as he muttered,"All of them were knocked over?" Is he really crazy?"
Jailer A replied," It seems so. The words he said were crazy. He didn't understand much. He even called himself an idiot."”
Cao Cao pondered for a moment and said,"How about this?”
Jailer A quickly whispered into his ear, and Cao Cao whispered in his ear. Jailer A nodded as he listened, and finally replied,""Okay, okay, I'll do as you say.”
Not long after, Jailer A led the four burly jailers back to the cell. Jailer A waved his hand, and the four jailers walked forward. Without any explanation, they dragged Jia Renlu out. Jia Renlu was very afraid and shouted,"Sister Fairy, help me! I'm afraid that the bad guys are coming to catch me!”After saying that, he reached out his right hand to Diao Chan, wanting to hold her hand, but he was so close. Just as her fingers touched Diao Chan's jade-like fingers, she could not withstand the force and was forcefully pulled out.
"Where are you taking Renlu?" Diao Chan said angrily.”After saying that, he went forward to pull Jia Renlu back.
Jailer A rushed forward and blocked the way.""Diao Chan, this lowly one can't make the decision. This was all ordered by Ming Gong.”
"I'll go find him now!" Diao Chan said angrily.”As he spoke, he ran out of the cell and came in front of Cao Cao."Ming Gong, Ren Lu has already gone crazy. Please let him go, I beg you.”
Cao Cao said,"He's already so crazy, and you still want to follow him? Why don't you follow me?"”
Diao Chan said," Ming Gong, you were the one who made the decision to give Diao Chan Renlu that day. Now, I'm a member of the Jia family in life and a ghost of the Jia family in death. How can I be half-hearted?"”
"Then why did you say that you admire me?" Cao Cao asked in surprise.”
Diao Chan said," Hehe, you're a traitor of your generation. You can't even tell the truth from lies. I was just using words to save Renlu."”
Cao Cao laughed and said,"Haha, aren't you afraid that I will kill him now?"”
Diao Chan retorted with a smile,"Hehe, he has already been driven mad by you. If you don't even let a lunatic off, then he's going to die." Rumors will soon spread throughout the capital, saying that you drove someone crazy for stealing his wife. You actually didn't even let a madman off and even insisted on killing him. At that time, your reputation will be ruined. I'll see what qualifications you have to lead the heroes.”
Although Cao Cao was so angry that he had a splitting headache, he still laughed and said,""Haha! Was he really crazy? I think he's pretending to be crazy! You want to deceive the world with such a cheap trick? Don't you know who I am? You're really delusional!”
Diao Chan scoffed and said,"Your plan is truly despicable. In order to snatch someone else's wife, you lured her into the manor and framed her as an assassin." You're the Prime Minister of a dynasty, but you're doing such a despicable thing. I feel ashamed for you!”
Cao Cao's face was ashen as he said angrily,"Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you all together?!"”
Diao Chan said,"In heaven, I wish to be lovebirds, and on earth, I wish to be twigs." These words were said by Ren Lu. How well said! He's much better than you, a scoundrel who looks at me with his eyes wide open. It's my wish to die at the same time as him!”
Cao Cao was furious and said,"Good!" Good! Good! If you want to die together, I'll fulfill your wish!”
Diao Chan looked at Cao Cao with disdain, turned around, and walked out of the dungeon. Cao Cao glared at her and shouted,"Come back!" Where do you want to go?"
Diao Chan didn't even turn her head and said coldly,""I feel disgusted when I see you. Didn't you say that you wanted to help us? I'll go find Renlu now. I'll die with him.”With that, he walked away.
"Haha!" Cao Cao laughed. Do you know where he is?"
Diao Chan stopped in her tracks and shook her head in confusion. Cao Cao smiled and said,"Haha, I'll bring you there. I'll let you see his crazy face.”
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In the dungeon, Diao Chan held Jia Renlu in her arms and lowered her head. She touched his head and comforted him. Her sparkling tears dripped down bit by bit, hitting Jia Renlu's clothes. Jia Renlu was indifferent. Sometimes he laughed foolishly, sometimes he looked frightened, and from time to time he would say,"Sister Fairy, save me. I won't do it again. Don't let them hit me. I'm afraid, I'm afraid.”
Diao Chan said,"Be good, Renlu. Don't be afraid. No one will dare to bully you anymore."”
Jia Renlu put a finger into his mouth and sucked it, saying,""Sister Fairy, I will definitely listen to you in the future. I'm good. I'm not naughty anymore.”
Diao Chan felt grief in her heart and was unable to speak for a moment. Her tears could not stop dripping down.
Cao Cao was hiding far away, and he estimated that Jia Renlu's sound wave technique would not be able to reach him. Feeling slightly relieved, he quietly asked Jailer A, who was standing at the side,""What did Jia Fu say before he went crazy?”
"He said he'd confess everything if you gave him two things," replied Jailer A.”
"Oh, what is it?" Cao Cao asked.”
"Beautiful women and delicious food," replied Jailer A.”
"What else did he say?" Cao Cao asked again.”
"Just repeat it over and over again," said Warden A.'If there's a beauty, I'll confess. If there's no beauty, I won't confess even if I die!'”
Cao Cao lowered his head and pondered. He subconsciously replied,""Oh." A moment later, Cao Cao smiled and said,""Go prepare a feast of good wine and food. When you send it to Jia Fu, say this and see how he will respond.”As he spoke, he whispered a few instructions into Jailer A's ear.
"I'll do it right away," said Jailer A.”
Cao Cao looked at Jia Renlu from afar and muttered to himself,""You actually thought of pretending to be crazy. It seems that you really have a skill. I want to see how good your act is.”
An hour later, four or five jailers came into the cell, each holding a large food box. Jailer A came up to him with a big smile and said,""This lowly one has already reported Master Jia's request to Ming Gong. When Ming Gong heard this, he scolded me for not knowing how to do things. Just now, I didn't immediately do what Master Jia wanted, but instead beat Master Jia up. I really don't know what death is. This lowly one has already realized my mistake, and has specially prepared a table of top-quality wine and dishes for Grandpa Jia to deliver. The beauty beside you is the world's number one beauty Diao Chan. Ming Gong specially found her to accompany Master Jia. Now that your requirements have been met, are you satisfied?”After saying that, he ignored Diao Chan's angry gaze and turned around to shout at his jailer,"What are you all waiting for? Hurry up and serve the dishes for Grandpa Jia to take a look.”
The jailers opened the food boxes swiftly and took out wine and dishes. They saw shark's fin, bear's paw, sea cucumber, abalone, and all kinds of unknown rare birds and animals, delicacies, and all kinds of delicacies.
"This is Sister Fairy," Jia Renlu said."She's a fairy from heaven who came to save me. How did it become that Diao Chan whom I've never even heard of?”After saying that, he turned around and smiled." Haha, Sister Fairy, this person's name is so strange. He's called Ming Gong. Why is it similar to my name? I'm called Silly."”
Diao Chan giggled with him and said," Hehe, you're not called an idiot. Your surname is Jia, your first name is Fu, and your second name is Renlu. You have to remember it well and not forget it."”
Jia Renlu said," Oh, my surname is Jia, and my name is Fu, Dumb. I've got it…My surname is Dumb, and my name is Dan, Dumb."”
Diao Chan's tears fell again and she said,""Husband, you must be hungry too. Hurry up and eat.”
Jia Renlu turned his head and glanced at the food and wine on the ground.""Rock, toad, old snake, leaf. These are also for humans to eat? Why did Fairy Sister and the others give me these things to eat?”
Before Diao Chan could say anything, Jailor A spoke first,"Master Jia, please take a good look. These are shark's fin, bear's paw, sea cucumber, and abalone. All of them are treasures. After being carefully cooked by a famous chef, they are truly rare delicacies that are rarely seen in a hundred years.”
"I say, big brother, I'm not called Master Jia. I'm called Fool!" Jia Renlu said. Don't get my name wrong next time. Besides, do you really think I'm a fool? You're using these stones and leaves to fool me. I have Fiery Eyes and can see it clearly. Although I'm called an idiot, I'm not an idiot. If you want to treat me as an idiot, that's fine. In that case, you have to help me change my name to idiot first. However, I think the name 'Fool' sounds good and I don't want to change it. Therefore, I'm an idiot and not a fool. You'd better treat me as an idiot and not a fool. Do you understand what I said? Do you want me to say it again? If you want me to say it again, I will say it again. Now you…Eh, big brothers, why are you all lying on the ground again?”The jailers couldn't withstand Jia Renlu's divine arts and fell to the ground, covering their ears with their hands. Everyone looked terrified as if they had seen a demon.
"Brothers, it's not good to lie on the ground. It's easy to catch a cold." You might not feel it now, but when you get old, you'll know how hard it is. It's easy to cause diseases such as inflammation, old psoas muscle damage, epilepsy, rabies, AIDS, Sars, rabies, Alzheimer's disease, heart disease, tracheitis, cerebral hemorrhage, cancer, and so on. " So I'll give you a piece of advice…Eh, why are you running so fast? It's not good to run too fast. I'll tell you slowly when you come back…" The jailers did not dare to stay any longer. They hated their parents for not having two legs. They all ran away and disappeared in an instant.
Diao Chan covered her ears with both hands and shouted,"Husband, don't say anymore. I can't take it anymore."”
"Sister Fairy, if you don't ask me to say it, I won't say it," Jia Renlu said.”After saying that, he knocked all the fine wine and delicacies in front of him to the ground. As he fought, he said,"Humph! These things can be eaten? I'm an idiot, not a fool.”
In the distance, Jailer A said to Cao Cao with a sad face,""Ming Gong, he's really gone mad. He doesn't seem to be pretending. That pile of good vegetables claimed to be rocks and leaves, but he knocked them all over.”
Cao Cao's face was full of doubt as he muttered,"All of them were knocked over?" Is he really crazy?"
Jailer A replied," It seems so. The words he said were crazy. He didn't understand much. He even called himself an idiot."”
Cao Cao pondered for a moment and said,"How about this?”
Jailer A quickly whispered into his ear, and Cao Cao whispered in his ear. Jailer A nodded as he listened, and finally replied,""Okay, okay, I'll do as you say.”
Not long after, Jailer A led the four burly jailers back to the cell. Jailer A waved his hand, and the four jailers walked forward. Without any explanation, they dragged Jia Renlu out. Jia Renlu was very afraid and shouted,"Sister Fairy, help me! I'm afraid that the bad guys are coming to catch me!”After saying that, he reached out his right hand to Diao Chan, wanting to hold her hand, but he was so close. Just as her fingers touched Diao Chan's jade-like fingers, she could not withstand the force and was forcefully pulled out.
"Where are you taking Renlu?" Diao Chan said angrily.”After saying that, he went forward to pull Jia Renlu back.
Jailer A rushed forward and blocked the way.""Diao Chan, this lowly one can't make the decision. This was all ordered by Ming Gong.”
"I'll go find him now!" Diao Chan said angrily.”As he spoke, he ran out of the cell and came in front of Cao Cao."Ming Gong, Ren Lu has already gone crazy. Please let him go, I beg you.”
Cao Cao said,"He's already so crazy, and you still want to follow him? Why don't you follow me?"”
Diao Chan said," Ming Gong, you were the one who made the decision to give Diao Chan Renlu that day. Now, I'm a member of the Jia family in life and a ghost of the Jia family in death. How can I be half-hearted?"”
"Then why did you say that you admire me?" Cao Cao asked in surprise.”
Diao Chan said," Hehe, you're a traitor of your generation. You can't even tell the truth from lies. I was just using words to save Renlu."”
Cao Cao laughed and said,"Haha, aren't you afraid that I will kill him now?"”
Diao Chan retorted with a smile,"Hehe, he has already been driven mad by you. If you don't even let a lunatic off, then he's going to die." Rumors will soon spread throughout the capital, saying that you drove someone crazy for stealing his wife. You actually didn't even let a madman off and even insisted on killing him. At that time, your reputation will be ruined. I'll see what qualifications you have to lead the heroes.”
Although Cao Cao was so angry that he had a splitting headache, he still laughed and said,""Haha! Was he really crazy? I think he's pretending to be crazy! You want to deceive the world with such a cheap trick? Don't you know who I am? You're really delusional!”
Diao Chan scoffed and said,"Your plan is truly despicable. In order to snatch someone else's wife, you lured her into the manor and framed her as an assassin." You're the Prime Minister of a dynasty, but you're doing such a despicable thing. I feel ashamed for you!”
Cao Cao's face was ashen as he said angrily,"Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you all together?!"”
Diao Chan said,"In heaven, I wish to be lovebirds, and on earth, I wish to be twigs." These words were said by Ren Lu. How well said! He's much better than you, a scoundrel who looks at me with his eyes wide open. It's my wish to die at the same time as him!”
Cao Cao was furious and said,"Good!" Good! Good! If you want to die together, I'll fulfill your wish!”
Diao Chan looked at Cao Cao with disdain, turned around, and walked out of the dungeon. Cao Cao glared at her and shouted,"Come back!" Where do you want to go?"
Diao Chan didn't even turn her head and said coldly,""I feel disgusted when I see you. Didn't you say that you wanted to help us? I'll go find Renlu now. I'll die with him.”With that, he walked away.
"Haha!" Cao Cao laughed. Do you know where he is?"
Diao Chan stopped in her tracks and shook her head in confusion. Cao Cao smiled and said,"Haha, I'll bring you there. I'll let you see his crazy face.”
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