In the pigsty of the Prime Minister's residence, the ground was covered with pig manure, and the stench was unbearable. A few big fat pigs were digging around in the pigsty. Jia Renlu was lying in the circle, hugging a big fat pig. He patted its back and laughed foolishly."Big brother, why didn't you tell me that there was such a good place to stay? Otherwise, I would have moved here early in the morning.”
The pig hummed at him. Jia Renlu seemed to understand and smiled."Haha! So you don't know where my house is. You should have told me earlier. I'll tell you. My house is at Block B, 418 East Main Street. It's easy to find. You'll know once you ask.”
The pig hummed twice again, and Jia Renlu said,""Oh, you don't know how to look for it. I'll take you there another day. You and I hit it off at first sight. I have the intention to marry you. I wonder if you're willing?”
The pig hummed twice as usual. Jia Renlu said," What did you say? You're a pig, and I'm a human. We're different?" Almost pull, almost pull, I'm called silly, you're called silly pig, almost pull.”
As this unique conversation between humans and pigs was going on, Cao Cao led Diao Chan to the pigsty. He could smell the stench from afar and covered his nose with his sleeve, not daring to get close. Looking at Jia Renlu's crazy appearance from afar, he laughed in his heart.
Diao Chan was shocked and cried out,""Renlu is filthy. Don't stay there. Come back!”After saying that, he went forward to pull Jia Renlu back.
Cao Cao waved his hand, and four or five guards rushed over and blocked Diao Chan in the middle. Cao Cao smiled and said,"Haha, that's a pigsty. You dare to go over?”
Diao Chan glanced at him and said," Wherever my husband is, I'll be there. If he's crazy, I'll be his crazy wife." He lives in a pigsty, so do I! Cao Cao, are you still human if you torture a lunatic like this? Hurry up and let my husband go."
Jia Renlu laughed foolishly." Sister Fairy, this is very comfortable. If you don't believe me, come over too!" Look, there are so many neighbors talking to me. What a good place!”As he spoke, the halazi in his mouth involuntarily flowed out.
Diao Chan tried to escape several times but failed. She simply gave up and stood quietly at the side, crying silently. Cao Cao laughed and said,"Jia Fu, ah, Jia Fu, it seems that I have really underestimated you!"”As he spoke, he waved at Jailer A, who was not far away. Jailer A quickly ran over and Cao Cao whispered a few words into his ear.
Jailer A had a wicked smile on his face as he turned around and left. Not long after, he came back with a small wooden basin. He did not know what was in the basin, but it was extremely smelly. When they saw Jailer A approaching, they couldn't help but cover their noses with their hands and take a few steps back. They subconsciously lowered their heads to take a look and saw that the basin was filled with large piles of dog poop. It was filthy and unsightly.
Jailer A came to Jia Renlu with a small basin and said,""Grandpa Jia…"
"I'm not called Master Jia," Jia Renlu shouted."I'm called an idiot!”
"Haha, idiot, are you satisfied with the place that Ming Gong found for you?" Jailer A laughed.”
"Haha, I'm so satisfied!" Jia Renlu laughed.”
Jailer A grinned hideously." Hehe, you must be hungry now. I have good food here. Do you want some?"”
Hearing this, Diao Chan was furious and shouted,"Renlu! That can't be eaten, don't…!"
At this moment, a black shadow appeared behind Cao Cao and threw a dart. The dart was extremely accurate and went straight for Jailor A.
This time, the situation became very hasty. Jailer A was not in a hurry to defend himself. His left arm was hit by the dart. With a loud sound, the wooden basin in his hand fell and hit his feet. The basin was full of dog shit and splashed all over his body. Jailer A's left arm was hit by a dart, and his right foot was smashed. Both places were in excruciating pain, and he did not know which side to protect. He could only use his right arm to protect the wound on his left arm. He kept jumping on one foot, moaning and screaming randomly. His expression was strange and funny, making people laugh when they saw him. Suddenly, he accidentally stepped on a pile of dog poop, slipped, and fell to the ground. His head hit a stone, and he felt stars in front of his eyes. He closed his eyes and went into a trance.
The guards who stopped Diao Chan laughed wildly at this scene. For a moment, they were careless. Diao Chan saw that there was an opportunity and quickly broke free from the encirclement. She rushed forward, picked up the wooden basin, and threw it far away. She hugged Jia Renlu and touched his head, crying bitterly.
Cao Cao turned around and looked at him. His face was as dark as water. He glared at him and shouted,"Jing 'er, what are you doing? You're already so old, yet you're still so mischievous!"
When Diao Chan heard this shout, she raised her head and saw that the uninvited guest who had rushed over to rescue her was Zhang Quan, who was dressed in women's clothing. He suddenly realized that the mysterious guest who visited Jia Renlu that day was Cao Cao's daughter, Cao Jing.
Cao Jing's face was filled with anger." Father," she chided," you're already so old, yet you're still doing this. That's what you call messing around!" I don't want your reputation to be ruined, so I'm doing this to help you!”
Cao Cao said angrily,"You're rebelling!" It was a rebellion! I spoiled you in the past! Now, she actually dared to be disrespectful and even dared to contradict her father's words!”After saying that, he pointed at the group of guards and maidservants who were rushing over from afar and shouted,"I told you to keep an eye on Miss and not let her run around. What do you think? What's the use of raising a bunch of trash like you? I'll send all of you to the ranch to feed the livestock one day!”
The leader of the guards rushed forward and knelt down, saying,"It's not that we don't want to stop them, but we really can't. I don't know where Miss heard the news that Jia Fu was dragged to the pigsty, but she pulled out her sword and barged in. Our martial arts are weak, so how can we be Miss's divine arts!”
"Bastard!" Cao Cao cursed. Trash! Useless Class One!"
Cao Jing said," Father, don't scold them. I forced my way in. If you want to blame someone, blame me!"”
Cao Cao was furious." I'll settle your score with you another day. This is not a place for you to stay. Hurry up and go back!"”
Cao Jing shook her head and said," Father, you're the prime minister of a dynasty. How dare you stoop to the same level as a crazy person and make things difficult for him? If word gets out, your reputation will be ruined." Now that Jia Fu had gone mad, what could he do? It was better to let him go.”
Cao Cao said angrily," It's not your place to meddle in the affairs of the imperial court. You're just a girl. Go back now!"”As she spoke, she said to the guards and maidservants behind her,"Hurry up and help Miss back!"
"Everyone in the world is right about the world," Cao Jing said. Father, your actions are a little inappropriate. He is already like this, and you still don't let him go. What else do you want?”
Cao Cao was too lazy to answer. He waved his right hand and the maidservants behind him gathered together and dragged Cao Jing away. Cao Jing couldn't withstand the force and staggered as she was dragged. She shouted as she walked,""Daddy, I beg you, let her go.”
Cao Cao frowned as he watched Cao Jing leave. He shook his head and muttered to himself,"Is he really crazy?"
"Even your daughter doesn't support you now. It's obvious how rebellious your actions are." I advise you to stop at the brink of the cliff and turn back in time. Otherwise, you will definitely be despised by the world in the future. Everything that you have painstakingly built will also go down the drain!”
Cao Cao said angrily,"Hmph, Jia Fu is pretending to be crazy. Of course you're on his side. I won't let him go and let him stay here. Let's see how long he can be crazy for. If you want to stay, stay here with him!" After saying that, he turned around and left. After a few steps, he saw Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, Cheng Yu, and the other ministers rushing over.
Cao Cao knew what they were thinking, but seeing that there were many officials, many of whom he trusted, he couldn't embarrass them. He asked,""Fengxiao, why did you come here in the middle of the night?”
Guo Jia came forward and said,"Wise Duke, we came here in the middle of the night for the matter of Jia Fu. When we arrived at the manor, we heard that Jia Fu had gone mad. I hurried over to take a look."
Cao Cao said,"He's obviously crazy, but he doesn't know what's going on." He had always been good at playing tricks, so who knew if this was not a trick he was trying to get away with.”
Guo Jia looked at Jia Renlu, who was laughing foolishly and drooling. He shook his head and said,"Ming Gong's action is not right. The world's situation is uncertain, and Yuan Shao in the north is eyeing me like a tiger. Now that Gongsun would be destroyed sooner or later, Yuan Shao would be free to attack on a large scale. He had four provinces and hundreds of thousands of armored soldiers. Once he was activated, his power would be like thunder and it would be difficult to resist. Duke Ming was in a place where there were battles everywhere, and most of his soldiers were scattered in all directions, so the number of troops he could mobilize was very limited. At this critical moment, they needed a strategist to come up with a plan and win by surprise.”
"Right now, Ming Gong is thirsty for talents, yet he still dares to do such a rebellious act. The world's wise men heard of this and felt cold in their hearts. How could they come to serve you? How could Ming Gong resist such a powerful enemy? I once said that Yuan Shao's ten failures and you're ten victories are only one of them. Yuan Shao is lenient on the outside and jealous on the inside. He appoints many relatives. You are simple on the outside and smart on the inside. You only use talents. This is the measure of victory. What is the difference between your action now and Yuan Shao's? How can you measure your victory? Jia Fu was a wise man who should not have been jealous of him. Now that he had gone crazy, he should be released. To the outside world, it can be said that Jia Fu was crazy and should not assassinate Ming Gong. It was really an unintentional mistake. Ming Gong thought that he was sick and did not care about it. In this way, it is clear that you are magnanimous, perhaps can block the long mouth of the public, do not make the world's wise people cold heart.”
Xun Yu and the others waited for Guo Jia to finish before saying in unison,""Filial piety is reasonable, this humble servant also thinks so.”
Cao Cao laughed and said,"Haha, if I didn't say that I would have made a big mistake!" Alright, he would act according to the filial piety plan and let Jia Fu return home to recuperate. He would still take on the role of a guard and pay as usual. After he recovered from his illness, he would come back to work.”As he spoke, he turned around and ordered his guards,""All of you, serve Ren Lu well and don't neglect him!”
"You don't have to pretend to be kind, I'll do it myself!" Diao Chan said angrily.”He helped the dirty Jia Renlu up and walked away. Jia Renlu was still reluctant to leave and said,""Why can't you stay in such a good place? I don't want to go back, I want to live here! I want to live here!"
"Husband, be good and listen to me, let's go home!" Diao Chan choked.”
Jia Renlu laughed foolishly." Hehe, Sister Fairy, I'll listen to you. I'll go back with you."”
When Guo Jia and the others saw this scene, they couldn't help but shake their heads. Some of the officials who were close to Jia Renlu couldn't help but sigh.
Diao Chan came to Cao Cao and glared at him. She turned her head and walked away. Cao Cao looked at the crazy Jia Renlu who was talking nonsense. He lowered his head and pondered for a long time.
Seeing Diao Chan leave, Guo Jia heaved a sigh of relief and said,"Ming Gong, since the person has been released, we will not disturb you any further.”
Cao Cao said,"You haven't explained the situation in Huainan to me in the day, so I'm in suspense." Now that all of you are here, why don't we discuss the matter of Huainan in my study?”After saying that, he walked towards the study. The officials did not dare to be negligent and followed closely behind.
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In the pigsty of the Prime Minister's residence, the ground was covered with pig manure, and the stench was unbearable. A few big fat pigs were digging around in the pigsty. Jia Renlu was lying in the circle, hugging a big fat pig. He patted its back and laughed foolishly."Big brother, why didn't you tell me that there was such a good place to stay? Otherwise, I would have moved here early in the morning.”
The pig hummed at him. Jia Renlu seemed to understand and smiled."Haha! So you don't know where my house is. You should have told me earlier. I'll tell you. My house is at Block B, 418 East Main Street. It's easy to find. You'll know once you ask.”
The pig hummed twice again, and Jia Renlu said,""Oh, you don't know how to look for it. I'll take you there another day. You and I hit it off at first sight. I have the intention to marry you. I wonder if you're willing?”
The pig hummed twice as usual. Jia Renlu said," What did you say? You're a pig, and I'm a human. We're different?" Almost pull, almost pull, I'm called silly, you're called silly pig, almost pull.”
As this unique conversation between humans and pigs was going on, Cao Cao led Diao Chan to the pigsty. He could smell the stench from afar and covered his nose with his sleeve, not daring to get close. Looking at Jia Renlu's crazy appearance from afar, he laughed in his heart.
Diao Chan was shocked and cried out,""Renlu is filthy. Don't stay there. Come back!”After saying that, he went forward to pull Jia Renlu back.
Cao Cao waved his hand, and four or five guards rushed over and blocked Diao Chan in the middle. Cao Cao smiled and said,"Haha, that's a pigsty. You dare to go over?”
Diao Chan glanced at him and said," Wherever my husband is, I'll be there. If he's crazy, I'll be his crazy wife." He lives in a pigsty, so do I! Cao Cao, are you still human if you torture a lunatic like this? Hurry up and let my husband go."
Jia Renlu laughed foolishly." Sister Fairy, this is very comfortable. If you don't believe me, come over too!" Look, there are so many neighbors talking to me. What a good place!”As he spoke, the halazi in his mouth involuntarily flowed out.
Diao Chan tried to escape several times but failed. She simply gave up and stood quietly at the side, crying silently. Cao Cao laughed and said,"Jia Fu, ah, Jia Fu, it seems that I have really underestimated you!"”As he spoke, he waved at Jailer A, who was not far away. Jailer A quickly ran over and Cao Cao whispered a few words into his ear.
Jailer A had a wicked smile on his face as he turned around and left. Not long after, he came back with a small wooden basin. He did not know what was in the basin, but it was extremely smelly. When they saw Jailer A approaching, they couldn't help but cover their noses with their hands and take a few steps back. They subconsciously lowered their heads to take a look and saw that the basin was filled with large piles of dog poop. It was filthy and unsightly.
Jailer A came to Jia Renlu with a small basin and said,""Grandpa Jia…"
"I'm not called Master Jia," Jia Renlu shouted."I'm called an idiot!”
"Haha, idiot, are you satisfied with the place that Ming Gong found for you?" Jailer A laughed.”
"Haha, I'm so satisfied!" Jia Renlu laughed.”
Jailer A grinned hideously." Hehe, you must be hungry now. I have good food here. Do you want some?"”
Hearing this, Diao Chan was furious and shouted,"Renlu! That can't be eaten, don't…!"
At this moment, a black shadow appeared behind Cao Cao and threw a dart. The dart was extremely accurate and went straight for Jailor A.
This time, the situation became very hasty. Jailer A was not in a hurry to defend himself. His left arm was hit by the dart. With a loud sound, the wooden basin in his hand fell and hit his feet. The basin was full of dog shit and splashed all over his body. Jailer A's left arm was hit by a dart, and his right foot was smashed. Both places were in excruciating pain, and he did not know which side to protect. He could only use his right arm to protect the wound on his left arm. He kept jumping on one foot, moaning and screaming randomly. His expression was strange and funny, making people laugh when they saw him. Suddenly, he accidentally stepped on a pile of dog poop, slipped, and fell to the ground. His head hit a stone, and he felt stars in front of his eyes. He closed his eyes and went into a trance.
The guards who stopped Diao Chan laughed wildly at this scene. For a moment, they were careless. Diao Chan saw that there was an opportunity and quickly broke free from the encirclement. She rushed forward, picked up the wooden basin, and threw it far away. She hugged Jia Renlu and touched his head, crying bitterly.
Cao Cao turned around and looked at him. His face was as dark as water. He glared at him and shouted,"Jing 'er, what are you doing? You're already so old, yet you're still so mischievous!"
When Diao Chan heard this shout, she raised her head and saw that the uninvited guest who had rushed over to rescue her was Zhang Quan, who was dressed in women's clothing. He suddenly realized that the mysterious guest who visited Jia Renlu that day was Cao Cao's daughter, Cao Jing.
Cao Jing's face was filled with anger." Father," she chided," you're already so old, yet you're still doing this. That's what you call messing around!" I don't want your reputation to be ruined, so I'm doing this to help you!”
Cao Cao said angrily,"You're rebelling!" It was a rebellion! I spoiled you in the past! Now, she actually dared to be disrespectful and even dared to contradict her father's words!”After saying that, he pointed at the group of guards and maidservants who were rushing over from afar and shouted,"I told you to keep an eye on Miss and not let her run around. What do you think? What's the use of raising a bunch of trash like you? I'll send all of you to the ranch to feed the livestock one day!”
The leader of the guards rushed forward and knelt down, saying,"It's not that we don't want to stop them, but we really can't. I don't know where Miss heard the news that Jia Fu was dragged to the pigsty, but she pulled out her sword and barged in. Our martial arts are weak, so how can we be Miss's divine arts!”
"Bastard!" Cao Cao cursed. Trash! Useless Class One!"
Cao Jing said," Father, don't scold them. I forced my way in. If you want to blame someone, blame me!"”
Cao Cao was furious." I'll settle your score with you another day. This is not a place for you to stay. Hurry up and go back!"”
Cao Jing shook her head and said," Father, you're the prime minister of a dynasty. How dare you stoop to the same level as a crazy person and make things difficult for him? If word gets out, your reputation will be ruined." Now that Jia Fu had gone mad, what could he do? It was better to let him go.”
Cao Cao said angrily," It's not your place to meddle in the affairs of the imperial court. You're just a girl. Go back now!"”As she spoke, she said to the guards and maidservants behind her,"Hurry up and help Miss back!"
"Everyone in the world is right about the world," Cao Jing said. Father, your actions are a little inappropriate. He is already like this, and you still don't let him go. What else do you want?”
Cao Cao was too lazy to answer. He waved his right hand and the maidservants behind him gathered together and dragged Cao Jing away. Cao Jing couldn't withstand the force and staggered as she was dragged. She shouted as she walked,""Daddy, I beg you, let her go.”
Cao Cao frowned as he watched Cao Jing leave. He shook his head and muttered to himself,"Is he really crazy?"
"Even your daughter doesn't support you now. It's obvious how rebellious your actions are." I advise you to stop at the brink of the cliff and turn back in time. Otherwise, you will definitely be despised by the world in the future. Everything that you have painstakingly built will also go down the drain!”
Cao Cao said angrily,"Hmph, Jia Fu is pretending to be crazy. Of course you're on his side. I won't let him go and let him stay here. Let's see how long he can be crazy for. If you want to stay, stay here with him!" After saying that, he turned around and left. After a few steps, he saw Guo Jia, Xun Yu, Xun You, Cheng Yu, and the other ministers rushing over.
Cao Cao knew what they were thinking, but seeing that there were many officials, many of whom he trusted, he couldn't embarrass them. He asked,""Fengxiao, why did you come here in the middle of the night?”
Guo Jia came forward and said,"Wise Duke, we came here in the middle of the night for the matter of Jia Fu. When we arrived at the manor, we heard that Jia Fu had gone mad. I hurried over to take a look."
Cao Cao said,"He's obviously crazy, but he doesn't know what's going on." He had always been good at playing tricks, so who knew if this was not a trick he was trying to get away with.”
Guo Jia looked at Jia Renlu, who was laughing foolishly and drooling. He shook his head and said,"Ming Gong's action is not right. The world's situation is uncertain, and Yuan Shao in the north is eyeing me like a tiger. Now that Gongsun would be destroyed sooner or later, Yuan Shao would be free to attack on a large scale. He had four provinces and hundreds of thousands of armored soldiers. Once he was activated, his power would be like thunder and it would be difficult to resist. Duke Ming was in a place where there were battles everywhere, and most of his soldiers were scattered in all directions, so the number of troops he could mobilize was very limited. At this critical moment, they needed a strategist to come up with a plan and win by surprise.”
"Right now, Ming Gong is thirsty for talents, yet he still dares to do such a rebellious act. The world's wise men heard of this and felt cold in their hearts. How could they come to serve you? How could Ming Gong resist such a powerful enemy? I once said that Yuan Shao's ten failures and you're ten victories are only one of them. Yuan Shao is lenient on the outside and jealous on the inside. He appoints many relatives. You are simple on the outside and smart on the inside. You only use talents. This is the measure of victory. What is the difference between your action now and Yuan Shao's? How can you measure your victory? Jia Fu was a wise man who should not have been jealous of him. Now that he had gone crazy, he should be released. To the outside world, it can be said that Jia Fu was crazy and should not assassinate Ming Gong. It was really an unintentional mistake. Ming Gong thought that he was sick and did not care about it. In this way, it is clear that you are magnanimous, perhaps can block the long mouth of the public, do not make the world's wise people cold heart.”
Xun Yu and the others waited for Guo Jia to finish before saying in unison,""Filial piety is reasonable, this humble servant also thinks so.”
Cao Cao laughed and said,"Haha, if I didn't say that I would have made a big mistake!" Alright, he would act according to the filial piety plan and let Jia Fu return home to recuperate. He would still take on the role of a guard and pay as usual. After he recovered from his illness, he would come back to work.”As he spoke, he turned around and ordered his guards,""All of you, serve Ren Lu well and don't neglect him!”
"You don't have to pretend to be kind, I'll do it myself!" Diao Chan said angrily.”He helped the dirty Jia Renlu up and walked away. Jia Renlu was still reluctant to leave and said,""Why can't you stay in such a good place? I don't want to go back, I want to live here! I want to live here!"
"Husband, be good and listen to me, let's go home!" Diao Chan choked.”
Jia Renlu laughed foolishly." Hehe, Sister Fairy, I'll listen to you. I'll go back with you."”
When Guo Jia and the others saw this scene, they couldn't help but shake their heads. Some of the officials who were close to Jia Renlu couldn't help but sigh.
Diao Chan came to Cao Cao and glared at him. She turned her head and walked away. Cao Cao looked at the crazy Jia Renlu who was talking nonsense. He lowered his head and pondered for a long time.
Seeing Diao Chan leave, Guo Jia heaved a sigh of relief and said,"Ming Gong, since the person has been released, we will not disturb you any further.”
Cao Cao said,"You haven't explained the situation in Huainan to me in the day, so I'm in suspense." Now that all of you are here, why don't we discuss the matter of Huainan in my study?”After saying that, he walked towards the study. The officials did not dare to be negligent and followed closely behind.
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