At 11:00, Diao Chan finally managed to carry Jia Renlu home, and she was already panting from exhaustion. When they came to the inner room, Diao Chan helped Jia Renlu to sit in front of the table and said,"Husband, I'll go boil some water for you to bathe in. Sit here for a while, I'll be back soon.”
"I know, Sister Fairy," Jia Renlu said.”
Diao Chan looked at Jia Renlu, who was constantly spitting out halazi, and a stream of hot tears flowed down uncontrollably. After looking at him for a while, she suddenly made up her mind. She turned her head and went straight to boil water.
An hour later, Diao Chan prepared hot water and went to the inner room, but Jia Renlu was nowhere to be seen. Panicking, he was about to search when he heard Jia Renlu's heavy snoring coming from the back garden. He hurriedly ran over to take a look and saw Jia Renlu lying under a small tree. He was smiling and snoring loudly as he slept soundly.
Diao Chan sighed and walked over to wake him up,""Husband, don't sleep here. It's cold.”
"Oh," replied Jia Renlu.
Diao Chan helped Jia Renlu into the inner room and helped him bathe. Jia Renlu got into the bucket and dived into the water. After a while, Diao Chan saw that the bubbles in the water kept rising, but Jia Renlu did not get up. Worried that he was suffocating, she said,"Husband, get up quickly. Don't hold it in.”After shouting a few times, there was no response. In a moment of anger, she pulled him up. Jia Renlu raised his head, opened his mouth, and spat a mouthful of water at Diao Chan's eyes. Diao Chan could not dodge in time and was sprayed with water all over her face. Jia Renlu chuckled and said,"Sister Fairy, let's have a water fight."?”
Diao Chan took out a handkerchief to wipe her face and said,"Husband, stop fooling around!"
Jia Renlu laughed, grabbed some water, and splashed it at Diao Chan. Diao Chan's clothes were soaked with water. She frowned and said,""Husband, stop fooling around! Otherwise, I'll be angry."
Jia Renlu ignored her, laughing and splashing water on her. Diao Chan was angered by the splash and used her ultimate skill to pinch him fiercely. Jia Renlu was actually indifferent, as if he didn't notice it, and continued to splash water. Diao Chan was annoyed and imitated him by splashing water back at him. Seeing how funny he looked when he dodged the water pillar, she couldn't help but giggle. Only then did he realize that water fights were actually so interesting. Once he was in high spirits, he couldn't control himself and had fun with Jia Renlu. In an instant, the sound of laughter resounded through the nine heavens. All the worries in Diao Chan's heart disappeared.
After the bath, Diao Chan put in a lot of effort to coax Jia Renlu to sleep. She glanced at the sleeping Jia Renlu and sighed."Although Renlu is crazy, he can live a carefree and happy life because of this. He no longer had to face endless plots and schemes, nor did he have to think hard at night and toss and turn. In that case, going crazy was not a good thing. He was also able to escape from the disaster because of it, if not for that, he would most likely be dead by now.”
The next morning, before Jia Renlu woke up, Diao Chan was cleaning the front yard alone when she heard a strange man outside the door call out,""Is anyone there?"
"Who is it?" Diao Chan replied.
"I'm Ji Ping, the imperial physician of the imperial court. Prime Minister Nian Renlu is seriously ill, so he sent me here to treat him."”
Diao Chan frowned and said," Renlu's body is fine. There's no need for Imperial Physician to worry. Imperial Physician Ji, please return."”
"Since you're sick, how can you hide your illness and avoid treatment?" Ji Ping said. Moreover, the Prime Minister is very concerned about Renlu's illness and is waiting for a reply in the Prime Minister's Mansion. If I come and go empty-handed, it will be difficult to explain in front of the Prime Minister.”
Diao Chan knew that Cao Cao did not have good intentions, but there was nothing she could do. She could only reply,"He's here." After saying that, he put down the broom and walked forward to open the door. Ji Ping walked through the door and asked Diao Chan,""Where is Renlu now?"
Diao Chan said,"Renlu only fell asleep late last night. He is very tired and has not woken up yet."”
"Take me there to take a look," Ji Ping said.”
Diao Chan didn't say much and led him into the inner room. Ji Ping came to the bedside and saw that Jia Renlu was sleeping soundly. After carefully examining him for a moment, he stretched out his hand and was about to take his pulse. Unexpectedly, Jia Renlu screamed and jumped awake. He shrank back and leaned against the wall, protecting his head with both hands. With a panicked expression, he muttered,"Bad guy, don't come over! Sister Fairy, I'm afraid!"
"I'm not a bad person," Ji Ping said amiably."I'm here with the Imperial Physician Ji Ping. The Prime Minister has ordered me to come and treat you."”
"I'm not sick," Jia Renlu said."I don't want to see a doctor. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections, IV drips, and surgery. It hurts so much, I'm afraid of pain! I don't want to see a doctor. I'm not sick!"
Hearing this series of inexplicable words, Ji Ping and Diao Chan felt as if they were in a fog. Ji Ping's face was full of doubt as he said,"I'll just take your pulse. It won't hurt.”After saying that, she tried to grab his hand. Jia Renlu pushed his hand away and dodged to the side. He jumped off the bed and ran behind Diao Chan to hide. Diao Chan comforted him,"Husband, don't be afraid. That's the Imperial Physician. He won't harm you."”
Jia Renlu muttered softly," I'm afraid of pain, I'm afraid of pain. I don't want to see a doctor, I don't want to see a doctor!"”
Ji Ping laughed as he came closer and said,"Don't be afraid, Renlu. It won't hurt.”
Diao Chan said,"Husband, don't be afraid. It won't hurt."”
"Does it really not hurt?" asked Jia Renlu.”Diao Chan nodded at him. Jia Renlu carefully stretched out his hand. Ji Ping stretched out his right hand and gently placed his index, middle and ring fingers on Jia Renlu's wrist. After a while, he frowned and shook his head, saying to Diao Chan,"Renlu's external injuries are easy to treat. I have good Golden Creation Medicine here. However, forgive me for being ignorant and not knowing the clues to his madness. I think he must have been greatly stimulated to have such an abnormal action.”
Diao Chan looked back at Jia Renlu and sighed,""Imperial Physician, please think carefully and see if there is any good method to cure my husband.”
Ji Ping shook his head." I haven't found the method yet. I'll give it a try."”
"Thank you, Imperial Physician," Diao Chan said. As he spoke, he took out a simple brush and placed it on the table. He went to the side to grind it for her. Ji Ping thought for a moment and was about to write a prescription. Unexpectedly, Jia Renlu had already grabbed the pen in his hand. He picked up the pen, dipped it in ink, and said with a silly smile,"Hehe, do you want to be the top scholar? What grade are you in? I'm in the first grade this year and I'm called an idiot. What's your name?”
Ji Ping didn't understand a single word. Seeing that Jia Renlu was incurable, he sighed and shook his head with a bitter smile. Diao Chan frowned and said,"Renlu, don't be naughty. Put down your pen and let Imperial Physician Ji write a prescription."?”
"Oh," replied Jia Renlu. He slowly put down the pen and suddenly turned around, drawing three strokes on each of Ji Ping's cheeks. He smiled and said,""Multicolored cat, meow! Meow! Meow!"
"Renlu, don't mess around!" Diao Chan said angrily.”
Jia Renlu still did not give up. He picked up his pen and wanted to draw beside Ji Ping's eyes. Ji Ping was shocked. He turned his head sideways and took a big step back."It seems that the prescription may not be able to save Renlu. Forgive me for my shallow medical skills and inability to save him.”After saying that, he cupped his hands and turned around. He left without looking back. As he walked, he muttered,"How could a perfectly fine person become so crazy? The heavens really don't bless her!”
Diao Chan glanced at Jia Renlu and rushed forward to see him off. Unexpectedly, Jia Renlu also cut three strands of beard on her face and then meowed at the side. In her rage, Diao Chan raised her small hand without any scruples and slapped Jia Renlu's face. Jia Renlu let out a strange cry and shrank back to hide against the wall. He crouched down and covered his head with both hands, mumbling,""Don't hit me, Sister Fairy. I won't dare to do it again. I'm afraid, don't hit me.”
Seeing that he was pitiful, Diao Chan ran forward and hugged his head, crying bitterly.
Ji Ping ran out of the door and bumped into Guo Jia. Guo Jia saw his panicked expression and dark face. He was confused and asked,""Imperial Physician Ji, why are you so panicked?”
Ji Ping turned around and saw that no one was chasing after him. He felt slightly relieved and said,"Fengxiao is going to Jia Renlu's residence?”
Guo Jia nodded." That's right. I don't know how Renlu's condition is, so I'm here to inquire." Did Imperial Physician Ji just return from his consultation? How is Renlu's condition?"
"External injuries are easy to deal with, but this is madness." Alas, forgive my stupidity, my lack of knowledge, and my inability to cure it.”
"Oh, so Renlu's condition is very serious?" Guo Jiayi frowned.”
Ji Ping replied," It's very serious. Fengxiao, I advise you not to go. Otherwise, you might lose your life."”
"Oh, but why?" Guo Jia asked in surprise.”
"Fengxiao, lunatics can do anything. That's all I have to say." The Prime Minister is still waiting for a reply. I have to rush over to report, so I won't say anything more. Goodbye.”As he spoke, he turned back to look at the Jia residence. He shivered, hurriedly bowed, and strode away.
Guo Jia looked back at Ji Ping's departing figure and shook his head with a bitter smile. He came to the door and asked,"Is Renlu here?"”
Diao Chan was comforting Jia Renlu and replied,""So it's Feng Xiao. Please come in.”
Guo Jia strode into the inner room and glanced at Jia Renlu, who was squatting on the ground. He sighed and said,""When I came, I met doctor Ji. According to him, Ren Lu's condition is very serious?”
Diao Chan glanced at Jia Renlu, sighed, and nodded without saying anything.
Guo Jia said," Madam, you're worried. I know a person with superb medical skills who might be able to cure him."”
Diao Chan was anxious to cure Jia Renlu and hurriedly said,"Oh, which god is it?"
"His surname is Hua, and his name is Tuo Hua," Guo Jia replied."He's from Qiao County, Pei County. His medical skills were rare in the world. As long as a patient came to him for treatment, he would either use medicine, needles, or acupuncture. He would be able to cure them easily. If the patient was suffering from a disease of the five viscera and six bowels, and the medicinal efficacy was insufficient, he would let the patient drink the lung-numbing soup first, making the patient feel like he was drunk to death. However, he used a sharp knife to cut open the patient's abdomen and washed his internal organs with medicinal soup. The patient did not feel any pain. After washing, he sewed the mouth with a thread and applied medicine. Sometimes in a month, sometimes in twenty days, it will recover, its magic is so wonderful! One day, when he was walking on the road, he heard a man groaning. Hua Tuo said,"This is a disease of indigestion." When he asked that person, it was indeed so. So he asked him to take three liters of garlic juice to drink, spit out a snake, two or three feet long, eat immediately. Another man had a tumor between his eyebrows. It was itchy and unbearable. He asked Hua Tuo to take a look. Hua Tuo replied,"There's a flying object inside." At that time, the onlookers laughed at his nonsense. He cut it open with a knife, and an oriole flew away, and the patient was cured. A man's toe was bitten by a dog, and two pieces of flesh grew out of it. One was painful and the other itchy, both unbearable. Hua Tuo said,"If it hurts, there are ten needles in it. If it itches, there are two black and white chess pieces." No one present believed it. He cut it open with a knife, and it was as he said. This person is really Bian Que, Cang Gong and the like!"
"Where is such a master now?" Diao Chan asked anxiously.”
Guo Jia shook his head." This person is currently roaming the world. His whereabouts are uncertain." I will send people to investigate and find this expert to cure Renlu's illness.”
"Thank you for your trouble, Milord," Diao Chan said.”
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At 11:00, Diao Chan finally managed to carry Jia Renlu home, and she was already panting from exhaustion. When they came to the inner room, Diao Chan helped Jia Renlu to sit in front of the table and said,"Husband, I'll go boil some water for you to bathe in. Sit here for a while, I'll be back soon.”
"I know, Sister Fairy," Jia Renlu said.”
Diao Chan looked at Jia Renlu, who was constantly spitting out halazi, and a stream of hot tears flowed down uncontrollably. After looking at him for a while, she suddenly made up her mind. She turned her head and went straight to boil water.
An hour later, Diao Chan prepared hot water and went to the inner room, but Jia Renlu was nowhere to be seen. Panicking, he was about to search when he heard Jia Renlu's heavy snoring coming from the back garden. He hurriedly ran over to take a look and saw Jia Renlu lying under a small tree. He was smiling and snoring loudly as he slept soundly.
Diao Chan sighed and walked over to wake him up,""Husband, don't sleep here. It's cold.”
"Oh," replied Jia Renlu.
Diao Chan helped Jia Renlu into the inner room and helped him bathe. Jia Renlu got into the bucket and dived into the water. After a while, Diao Chan saw that the bubbles in the water kept rising, but Jia Renlu did not get up. Worried that he was suffocating, she said,"Husband, get up quickly. Don't hold it in.”After shouting a few times, there was no response. In a moment of anger, she pulled him up. Jia Renlu raised his head, opened his mouth, and spat a mouthful of water at Diao Chan's eyes. Diao Chan could not dodge in time and was sprayed with water all over her face. Jia Renlu chuckled and said,"Sister Fairy, let's have a water fight."?”
Diao Chan took out a handkerchief to wipe her face and said,"Husband, stop fooling around!"
Jia Renlu laughed, grabbed some water, and splashed it at Diao Chan. Diao Chan's clothes were soaked with water. She frowned and said,""Husband, stop fooling around! Otherwise, I'll be angry."
Jia Renlu ignored her, laughing and splashing water on her. Diao Chan was angered by the splash and used her ultimate skill to pinch him fiercely. Jia Renlu was actually indifferent, as if he didn't notice it, and continued to splash water. Diao Chan was annoyed and imitated him by splashing water back at him. Seeing how funny he looked when he dodged the water pillar, she couldn't help but giggle. Only then did he realize that water fights were actually so interesting. Once he was in high spirits, he couldn't control himself and had fun with Jia Renlu. In an instant, the sound of laughter resounded through the nine heavens. All the worries in Diao Chan's heart disappeared.
After the bath, Diao Chan put in a lot of effort to coax Jia Renlu to sleep. She glanced at the sleeping Jia Renlu and sighed."Although Renlu is crazy, he can live a carefree and happy life because of this. He no longer had to face endless plots and schemes, nor did he have to think hard at night and toss and turn. In that case, going crazy was not a good thing. He was also able to escape from the disaster because of it, if not for that, he would most likely be dead by now.”
The next morning, before Jia Renlu woke up, Diao Chan was cleaning the front yard alone when she heard a strange man outside the door call out,""Is anyone there?"
"Who is it?" Diao Chan replied.
"I'm Ji Ping, the imperial physician of the imperial court. Prime Minister Nian Renlu is seriously ill, so he sent me here to treat him."”
Diao Chan frowned and said," Renlu's body is fine. There's no need for Imperial Physician to worry. Imperial Physician Ji, please return."”
"Since you're sick, how can you hide your illness and avoid treatment?" Ji Ping said. Moreover, the Prime Minister is very concerned about Renlu's illness and is waiting for a reply in the Prime Minister's Mansion. If I come and go empty-handed, it will be difficult to explain in front of the Prime Minister.”
Diao Chan knew that Cao Cao did not have good intentions, but there was nothing she could do. She could only reply,"He's here." After saying that, he put down the broom and walked forward to open the door. Ji Ping walked through the door and asked Diao Chan,""Where is Renlu now?"
Diao Chan said,"Renlu only fell asleep late last night. He is very tired and has not woken up yet."”
"Take me there to take a look," Ji Ping said.”
Diao Chan didn't say much and led him into the inner room. Ji Ping came to the bedside and saw that Jia Renlu was sleeping soundly. After carefully examining him for a moment, he stretched out his hand and was about to take his pulse. Unexpectedly, Jia Renlu screamed and jumped awake. He shrank back and leaned against the wall, protecting his head with both hands. With a panicked expression, he muttered,"Bad guy, don't come over! Sister Fairy, I'm afraid!"
"I'm not a bad person," Ji Ping said amiably."I'm here with the Imperial Physician Ji Ping. The Prime Minister has ordered me to come and treat you."”
"I'm not sick," Jia Renlu said."I don't want to see a doctor. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections, IV drips, and surgery. It hurts so much, I'm afraid of pain! I don't want to see a doctor. I'm not sick!"
Hearing this series of inexplicable words, Ji Ping and Diao Chan felt as if they were in a fog. Ji Ping's face was full of doubt as he said,"I'll just take your pulse. It won't hurt.”After saying that, she tried to grab his hand. Jia Renlu pushed his hand away and dodged to the side. He jumped off the bed and ran behind Diao Chan to hide. Diao Chan comforted him,"Husband, don't be afraid. That's the Imperial Physician. He won't harm you."”
Jia Renlu muttered softly," I'm afraid of pain, I'm afraid of pain. I don't want to see a doctor, I don't want to see a doctor!"”
Ji Ping laughed as he came closer and said,"Don't be afraid, Renlu. It won't hurt.”
Diao Chan said,"Husband, don't be afraid. It won't hurt."”
"Does it really not hurt?" asked Jia Renlu.”Diao Chan nodded at him. Jia Renlu carefully stretched out his hand. Ji Ping stretched out his right hand and gently placed his index, middle and ring fingers on Jia Renlu's wrist. After a while, he frowned and shook his head, saying to Diao Chan,"Renlu's external injuries are easy to treat. I have good Golden Creation Medicine here. However, forgive me for being ignorant and not knowing the clues to his madness. I think he must have been greatly stimulated to have such an abnormal action.”
Diao Chan looked back at Jia Renlu and sighed,""Imperial Physician, please think carefully and see if there is any good method to cure my husband.”
Ji Ping shook his head." I haven't found the method yet. I'll give it a try."”
"Thank you, Imperial Physician," Diao Chan said. As he spoke, he took out a simple brush and placed it on the table. He went to the side to grind it for her. Ji Ping thought for a moment and was about to write a prescription. Unexpectedly, Jia Renlu had already grabbed the pen in his hand. He picked up the pen, dipped it in ink, and said with a silly smile,"Hehe, do you want to be the top scholar? What grade are you in? I'm in the first grade this year and I'm called an idiot. What's your name?”
Ji Ping didn't understand a single word. Seeing that Jia Renlu was incurable, he sighed and shook his head with a bitter smile. Diao Chan frowned and said,"Renlu, don't be naughty. Put down your pen and let Imperial Physician Ji write a prescription."?”
"Oh," replied Jia Renlu. He slowly put down the pen and suddenly turned around, drawing three strokes on each of Ji Ping's cheeks. He smiled and said,""Multicolored cat, meow! Meow! Meow!"
"Renlu, don't mess around!" Diao Chan said angrily.”
Jia Renlu still did not give up. He picked up his pen and wanted to draw beside Ji Ping's eyes. Ji Ping was shocked. He turned his head sideways and took a big step back."It seems that the prescription may not be able to save Renlu. Forgive me for my shallow medical skills and inability to save him.”After saying that, he cupped his hands and turned around. He left without looking back. As he walked, he muttered,"How could a perfectly fine person become so crazy? The heavens really don't bless her!”
Diao Chan glanced at Jia Renlu and rushed forward to see him off. Unexpectedly, Jia Renlu also cut three strands of beard on her face and then meowed at the side. In her rage, Diao Chan raised her small hand without any scruples and slapped Jia Renlu's face. Jia Renlu let out a strange cry and shrank back to hide against the wall. He crouched down and covered his head with both hands, mumbling,""Don't hit me, Sister Fairy. I won't dare to do it again. I'm afraid, don't hit me.”
Seeing that he was pitiful, Diao Chan ran forward and hugged his head, crying bitterly.
Ji Ping ran out of the door and bumped into Guo Jia. Guo Jia saw his panicked expression and dark face. He was confused and asked,""Imperial Physician Ji, why are you so panicked?”
Ji Ping turned around and saw that no one was chasing after him. He felt slightly relieved and said,"Fengxiao is going to Jia Renlu's residence?”
Guo Jia nodded." That's right. I don't know how Renlu's condition is, so I'm here to inquire." Did Imperial Physician Ji just return from his consultation? How is Renlu's condition?"
"External injuries are easy to deal with, but this is madness." Alas, forgive my stupidity, my lack of knowledge, and my inability to cure it.”
"Oh, so Renlu's condition is very serious?" Guo Jiayi frowned.”
Ji Ping replied," It's very serious. Fengxiao, I advise you not to go. Otherwise, you might lose your life."”
"Oh, but why?" Guo Jia asked in surprise.”
"Fengxiao, lunatics can do anything. That's all I have to say." The Prime Minister is still waiting for a reply. I have to rush over to report, so I won't say anything more. Goodbye.”As he spoke, he turned back to look at the Jia residence. He shivered, hurriedly bowed, and strode away.
Guo Jia looked back at Ji Ping's departing figure and shook his head with a bitter smile. He came to the door and asked,"Is Renlu here?"”
Diao Chan was comforting Jia Renlu and replied,""So it's Feng Xiao. Please come in.”
Guo Jia strode into the inner room and glanced at Jia Renlu, who was squatting on the ground. He sighed and said,""When I came, I met doctor Ji. According to him, Ren Lu's condition is very serious?”
Diao Chan glanced at Jia Renlu, sighed, and nodded without saying anything.
Guo Jia said," Madam, you're worried. I know a person with superb medical skills who might be able to cure him."”
Diao Chan was anxious to cure Jia Renlu and hurriedly said,"Oh, which god is it?"
"His surname is Hua, and his name is Tuo Hua," Guo Jia replied."He's from Qiao County, Pei County. His medical skills were rare in the world. As long as a patient came to him for treatment, he would either use medicine, needles, or acupuncture. He would be able to cure them easily. If the patient was suffering from a disease of the five viscera and six bowels, and the medicinal efficacy was insufficient, he would let the patient drink the lung-numbing soup first, making the patient feel like he was drunk to death. However, he used a sharp knife to cut open the patient's abdomen and washed his internal organs with medicinal soup. The patient did not feel any pain. After washing, he sewed the mouth with a thread and applied medicine. Sometimes in a month, sometimes in twenty days, it will recover, its magic is so wonderful! One day, when he was walking on the road, he heard a man groaning. Hua Tuo said,"This is a disease of indigestion." When he asked that person, it was indeed so. So he asked him to take three liters of garlic juice to drink, spit out a snake, two or three feet long, eat immediately. Another man had a tumor between his eyebrows. It was itchy and unbearable. He asked Hua Tuo to take a look. Hua Tuo replied,"There's a flying object inside." At that time, the onlookers laughed at his nonsense. He cut it open with a knife, and an oriole flew away, and the patient was cured. A man's toe was bitten by a dog, and two pieces of flesh grew out of it. One was painful and the other itchy, both unbearable. Hua Tuo said,"If it hurts, there are ten needles in it. If it itches, there are two black and white chess pieces." No one present believed it. He cut it open with a knife, and it was as he said. This person is really Bian Que, Cang Gong and the like!"
"Where is such a master now?" Diao Chan asked anxiously.”
Guo Jia shook his head." This person is currently roaming the world. His whereabouts are uncertain." I will send people to investigate and find this expert to cure Renlu's illness.”
"Thank you for your trouble, Milord," Diao Chan said.”
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