"A gentle kiss made me miss you until now.”
" A deep love…"
"Master, stop singing. If you continue singing, your disciple's lunch will be for nothing!”Zhu Bajie covered his ears and said.
I gave him a smack on the head." I'm praising Master's longing for Guanyin. Don't interrupt me. Also, go help your Eldest Senior Brother finish the battle." It's getting late, we have to find a place to stay. I can stay here with your Junior Brother Sha protecting me!”
After lunch today, a bunch of little monsters ran out of nowhere and shouted,"We want to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh, we want to live forever!”He rushed forward. At first, I was really scared. I jumped out of the car and crawled under it! After all, this is the first time I've seen a demon. Green-faced with raised teeth and grotesque in appearance, it's really not easy to look like. Fortunately, they found that they were all trash. Zhu Bajie and Monk Sand could kill seven or eight of them with a rake or a Buddhist staff. Only then did I gradually gather my courage and slowly get used to it.
"Master, it's better for us to camp out tonight. Look, we've killed at least three thousand demons today. There are many tiger demons, leopard demons, wolf demons, and deer demons among them. Their fur is very valuable!”Zhu Bajie said as he raked the demons that approached the carriage to death.
I looked at Zhu Bajie warily. This guy is really ruthless! I have to be careful of him. Otherwise, he might cut off my flesh and auction it off that day! "Don't forget the tiger bones and tiger whips. They are more valuable than fur.”I reminded Zhu Bajie.
On the other side, Sun Wukong was on fire."Motherf * cker (learned from me), since you guys aren't afraid of death, try Grandpa Sun's methods."”After saying that, the Jingu Staff became 1,800 feet long and as thick as a millstone. It rolled back and forth. In an instant, all the demons were wiped out, and the remaining ones saw that the situation was not good and scattered like birds and beasts.
"Wukong, it's been hard on you." I took out a piece of white silk to wipe the blood off Sun Wukong's face. The white hand that Miss Tiantian gave me the other day came in handy. Although this was a little pretentious, Sun Wukong was extremely grateful. After all, if Tang Sanzang had seen Sun Wukong kill so many lives in the past, it would be strange if he did not recite the Golden Hoop Incantation 800 times.
Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand were cleaning up the battlefield while Sun Wukong and I sat at the side to rest and chat." Wukong, although these demons today are not very powerful, there are quite a number of them.”I said.
"Yes, although these low-level demons are common, it's rare to see so many of them gathered together. By the way, Master, they said that eating your flesh can make you immortal.”Sun Wukong asked.
I spread out my hands." How would I know? I wonder which bastard started the rumor? It's simply murder!"
"That's right. I've only heard that eating immortal peaches and immortal pills can make you immortal, but today is the first time I've heard that eating human flesh can also do that.”Sun Wukong said.
"Wait, what did you just say? You said this is the first time you heard that eating human flesh can make you immortal? Are you sure you haven't heard of it before?" I suddenly realized a problem. I remember that the CCTV drama also mentioned that the rumor of eating Tang Sanzang's meat to live forever started from the Wuzhuang Temple.
"Yes, this is the first time I've heard of it today. Master, did you find anything wrong?”Sun Wukong asked.
I thought for a long time and shook my head. Although he felt that something was wrong, he couldn't figure it out. He could only wait for the future.
That day, they camped out in the open. The next day, when they set off, there was not a single demon. Sun Wukong was bragging about how he managed to scare the demons away by showing off his power. I was worried that a powerful demon had come and chased the little monster away. According to the records, it was time for the White Bone Demon to appear.
Sure enough, at noon, Zhu Bajie, who was leading the way, ran back. "Master! Master! Beauty!" There are beauties."
F * ck, ever since I met Guanyin, there is no other beauty in the world besides her. I am very loyal.
Zhu Bajie panted heavily and ran to my side." Master, good news. There's a beauty who said she wants to become a monk. She's carrying all kinds of good wine and dishes!”
F * ck, a pig's brain is a pig's brain. He can't even understand this simple logic. Other than the four of us half-baked monks, what other monk in the world would eat meat? It was clearly prepared for us.
From afar, a pretty girl came over with a food box in her hand. I poked Sun Wukong with my elbow." Wukong, use your Fiery Eyes to see if he's a monster.”
"Master, you're right. It really is a monster. It should be a zombie or a skeleton.”。Sun Wukong looked at the woman and said.
My heart moved." Wukong, don't expose her yet. Be careful and protect me. We'll use her to relieve our boredom."”
"Yes, Master, be careful."
The young lady walked in front of me and bowed." Master, this young lady greets Master. Master, I am blessed."”The girl said sweetly.
I looked at her lecherously. Her face was a lot worse than Guanyin's, but it was still not bad. Her figure was also very good.
"Female benefactor, this penniless monk is also polite. I wonder why you came to this barren mountain?" Isn't the female benefactor afraid of strong people blocking her way?”
Zhu Bajie was mesmerized and answered for her,"I've already asked the female benefactor about this. She's a monk who went out on behalf of her parents. Her house is on our way. Master, let this female patron get into your carriage! Send her off."
"Idiot, how can you let anyone get on Master's carriage!" Sun Wukong scolded. What if this woman was a monster?”
Zhu Bajie retreated to the side and lowered his head."Usually, you don't even suspect that other girls get into master's carriage, but this one can't. Could it be that Bimawen also has feelings for her?”
I pretended to think about it and said,"Wukong's words are reasonable. There are many demons and ghosts on the Western Paradise Road. We must guard against them." However, monks are merciful, and we can't leave the female benefactor alone in this desolate mountain. How about this, Guan Yin Bodhisattva once taught me a way to identify demons. Let's try it?”
"What is it, Master?" Zhu Bajie asked.”
"Bajie, Friar Sand," I said,"you two hold down the female benefactor's hands and feet. Guan Yin Bodhisattva once said that whenever a demon transforms into a human, there must be an abnormality in the skin below the chest. Wait for me to unbutton this female benefactor's clothes for an examination!”
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed when he heard this. Monk Sand was also eager to try. Sun Wukong was secretly laughing at the side. Only the girl's expression changed drastically and she shouted,"No! I don't want to!"
However, Zhu Bajie did not allow her to explain. He pounced on her and grabbed her hands. Monk Sand also held her feet.
I smiled lewdly and reached out to rub her breasts. It was so soft! That demon was really able to hold his breath, he only cried and begged for mercy, he actually refused to reveal his true form.
At this point, I pulled her clothes and tore them apart, revealing her snow-white chest. Zhu Bajie and I swallowed our saliva.
"Master, hurry up, hurry up," Zhu Bajie urged,"check her crotch."”
Nonsense, I don't need you to say it! I undid her belt and took it off. It was really good! The pitch-black pubic hair and the pubic mound bulged. I was furious. If I didn't know that she was Bai Gujing, I would have killed her on the spot! However, I still need to take advantage of her. "Alright, no problem." She shouldn't be a monster. You can let the female benefactor put on her clothes.”
Only then did Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand reluctantly let go of her. Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to pinch her chest twice, leaving a few bruises.
The monster cried and turned around to put on his clothes. I made a gesture to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong hit the monster's head with his staff. The monster's brain splattered out and turned into a pile of bones.
I gave White Bones the middle finger." F * ck, you want to eat my flesh? You're still too tender!”
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