The Seventh Princess was getting impatient." Marshal Tianpeng, what are you and Tang Sanzang whispering about? Are you going to save this child or not? If you don't save them, I'll report to Imperial Father and let him beat you!”
Zhu Bajie asked me,"Master, are you going to save him?" Let me tell you first, this Seventh Princess is the Jade Emperor's favorite daughter. Last time, one of my subordinates was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor because he answered her one less sentence. He was reincarnated as a eunuch, and he was even more miserable than I, Old Pig.”
I was shocked and covered my little brother." No matter what monster it is, put it down first!”
I saved that monster. I hid behind Sun Wukong and said,""Seventh Princess, we have already saved him. We still have something to do. We will take our leave first.”
"No, save him until the end. You have to be responsible for sending him home. Also, you have the heart to leave such a delicate beauty like me on a barren mountain. What if someone has ill intentions?”the Seventh Princess said rudely.
I smiled bitterly." Your Highness, the Buddha is pressing us for time. This Penniless Monk really doesn't dare to delay.”
"I'll talk to Buddha for you. If you don't send him back today, hmph!”The little princess threatened and placed her hands on her hips again. Who did she learn this from?
" Master," Zhu Bajie whispered into my ear," I think we'd better listen to her. It's said that the Seventh Princess will be betrothed to the Third Prince of Nezha. Last time, I saw the Heavenly King of Growth in the Southern Heavenly Gate because he refused to let the Little Princess out of the Southern Heavenly Gate. The Jade Emperor did not blame the Heavenly King of Growth, but the Heavenly King of Growth was beaten up by the Third Prince of Nezha. We really can't afford it!"”
My head is already big. F * ck, having Erlang Shen is enough. With Nezha, even Sun Wukong can't protect me. "Alright, alright. This Penniless Monk will send him home.”
"Sister, I was hung for three days and three nights. I can't walk. Please get someone to carry me.”the little monster boy said.
"Good brother, be good." The little princess treated the little demon boy very well. She turned to me and said,"Tang Sanzang, ask your disciple to carry him.”
"Wukong, you carry him." I said to Sun Wukong and gave him a hint to take the opportunity to deal with the monster. Sun Wukong nodded to show that he understood.
"Sister, I don't dare to ask that ugly monk to carry me. I'm afraid. I want that kind-faced monk to carry me.”That little monster boy was pushing his luck.
"No, no, my body is weak. I can't carry people.”I panicked. F * ck, what if he ate me in one bite?
"Even if you can't, you have to. Tang Sanzang, are you a man? You actually said that you were weak. To think that my second sister still talks about you all day long. You're really useless.”The little princess pointed at my nose and scolded.
I turned around and asked Zhu Bajie," Who is her second sister, Zhu Bajie? Why haven't I heard of it before?"
"Master, you might have forgotten that this disciple has told you about Princess Vega. When I went to Dou Shuai Palace to find Grand Supreme Elder about the King of Wuji, she pestered me for the whole night. Last time, Junior Brother Sha had a colleague who was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and reincarnated as a dung beetle because he didn't carry a puppet for the Seventh Princess. And last time…"
"Alright, alright, alright. That's enough. Don't tell me about last time.”I interrupted Zhu Bajie. "I'll carry it."
I carried the little monster boy on my back and walked slowly. The little princess would kick me from time to time." Hurry up, walk faster. You're so stupid."”Sun Wukong carefully followed beside me to prevent the monsters from killing me.
Zhu Bajie asked the little princess," Seventh Princess, why did you come to the Lower Realm to play today? Did the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother allow it?"
"Hmph, it's so boring in the sky. It's not as fun as the human world. I sneaked down to the human world.”The little princess suddenly thought of something." I'm warning you in advance. If you dare to tell my father and mother that I stole the human world, I won't let you off.”
F * ck, this little brat was really heavy. "Your Highness, it's fine if you're in the lower realm to play, but why are you here? There are many demons on the Western Paradise Road. Aren't you afraid of danger?”
"Don't call me little princess. I turned twelve last month. I originally wanted to go to the Great Tang to play and was worried that it would be too dangerous for a beauty like me to be alone. Fortunately, I saw you in the sky and thought that it would be safer for me to be protected by Marshal Canopy, Curtain General, and Ma Wen, so I came here.”The little princess said proudly.
Damn it, you're lucky, but I'm unlucky. On the other side, Sun Wukong had been touched by someone and was anxious." If you keep calling out to Ma Wen, I'll beat you up. Others might be afraid of your father, but I'm not."”
"So what if he's called Ma Wen? Ma Wen! Ma Wen! "Ma Wen…" This little princess was not easy to deal with.
Sun Wukong flew into a rage out of humiliation.”The little princess immediately burst into tears and rolled on the ground skillfully." Wuu…Daddy, Mommy, Sister, someone hit me, wuu…"
Sun Wukong had never encountered such a thing before, so he was at a loss. Your little princess was still rolling around and crying," Woo…Yama Wen bullied me, woo…I don't want to live anymore, Daddy, Mommy…"
Sun Wukong had no choice but to comfort the little princess, saying that he didn't care what the little princess called him.
After a long time, the little princess cried and asked,""Wu…You don't mind if I call you Ma Wen?”
"I don't mind." (Zhu Bajie's laughter)
"Wu…if I call you Ma Wen, will you agree?”
"Yes!" (Gritting teeth)
Only then did the little princess break from crying to laughing. The speed at which she changed between crying and laughing was astonishing. "Yama Wen, it must be tough for you to follow this stupid master, right?”
I was also anxious." Who's the idiot?"
"You're an idiot. No, you're a big idiot. Look, it took you so long to carry a child. If you're not a big idiot, what are you?”The little princess scolded me with her hands on her hips out of habit.
I was speechless. I admit that I was a little stupid, but not to the extent of being stupid. However, it was impossible to explain things clearly to this unreasonable little princess. The wisest thing to do when you were with this little princess was to ignore her.
The little monster boy on my back said,"Big sister, I'm hungry."
"Little brother, be good. Big sister will ask big idiot Tang Sanzang to give you something to eat.”The little princess said to me again,"Stupid Tang Sanzang, I'm hungry too. Bring us something to eat."”
"Wujing, do we still have dry rations? Bring some for them to eat.”I'm afraid of this little princess.
"No, Second Senior Brother ate it all at noon.”Monk Sand replied.
"Bajie, go and hunt some prey. Wujing, start a fire and prepare to roast the meat.”
"Big sister, I don't eat meat. I only eat vegetables. Please pick some wild fruits from the forest for me.”the little monster boy said.
"Ma Wen, you're a monkey. You're the best at picking fruits.”The little princess knew how to make good use of people.
"Big sister, I can't take it anymore. I haven't eaten for three days and three nights.”The little princess's goal was to send Sun Wukong away.
"No, Old Sun has to protect Master.”How could Sun Wukong dare to leave me?
The little princess was used to being willful, so how could she be willing to comply? She insisted that Sun Wukong immediately go and pick the fruit. Sun Wukong repeatedly refused, and the little princess's face turned from bright to dark. She was about to burst into tears. Sun Wukong would rather go and cause havoc in Heaven than let the little princess cry again. I had to repeatedly instruct Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand to protect me carefully while I went back quickly.
The little princess comforted her," Little brother, that monkey went to pick fruits. If you wait a little longer, there will be fruits to eat again."”
When the little monster boy saw that Sun Wukong's figure had disappeared, he smiled and said,""Thank you, sister. I don't want to eat fruits anymore. I want to eat Tang Sanzang's meat!”
We were shocked. Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand immediately raised their weapons. The little demon boy laughed and opened his mouth to spit fire. Suddenly, a sea of fire appeared in a radius of 10,000 feet. The flames soared to 1000 feet. Zhu Bajie and Friar Sand were afraid of fire and water. I was still in the fire circle and did not dare to escape. They had to risk their lives to rush into the sea of fire to save me.
I suddenly remembered, yes, Red Boy, the son of the Bull Demon King, the nephew of Sun Wukong. Even Sun Wukong couldn't deal with his True Samadhi Fire, let alone Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk.
"Bajie, Monk Sand, don't worry about me. This is the True Samadhi Fire." Hurry up and go find your Eldest Senior Brother. Ask him to find Guan Yin Bodhisattva. Only Guan Yin Bodhisattva can extinguish the True Samadhi Fire!”
"Then what about you, Master?" Zhu Bajie shouted outside the circle of fire.”
"I'm fine. You guys save your lives first. Leave quickly!”I shouted. According to my experience from watching TV, when the demons catch Tang Sanzang, they will wait for Sun Wukong to save Tang Sanzang. They won't eat me first.
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