A moment of spring night is worth thousands of gold. As someone who had just lost his virginity, I finally understood the meaning of this sentence. That feeling was really indescribable! Especially since this little girl was really bold. Her actions were so cooperative. If I hadn't seen the blood under her body, I would have suspected that she was a virgin.
I gently caressed the sleeping beauty in my arms. After a round of rain and rain, the little girl's face had a lot of blood color and was much more beautiful. Her pretty face seemed to be changing, making me feel that she was more beautiful the more I looked at her. It was like someone I had seen before. Who did she look like? I suddenly thought of a familiar person.
I trembled and slowly touched the little girl's tender and smooth naked back. Sure enough, there was a small scale---she was Ao Jiao, the dragon girl!
I couldn't be bothered to think about how old man Qu Xun's granddaughter turned into Xiao Longnu. I hurriedly jumped off the bed, grabbed my clothes and put them on. F * ck, what if this little money-grubber finds out that I slept with her?
Unfortunately, my movements were too big and woke up the sleeping Xiao Longnu. She opened her eyes in a daze and first saw me in my underwear. Then, she realized that she was lying naked on the bed. Then, she felt pain in her lower body. How could she not know what had just happened?
Xiao Longnu and I looked at each other. Then, Xiao Longnu let out a heart-wrenching scream.”
Xiao Longnu suddenly fainted again. " Brother Tang Emperor, please put on your clothes and come out. Our master wants to talk to you."”
I was puzzled. Tiger King, why is he here?
"I'll be right out. Don't come in.”I shouted as I put on my clothes in a hurry.
In the living room of old man Qu Xun's house, I saw old man Qu Xun changing into an apricot yellow Daoist robe and sitting in the main seat waiting for me. Three Taoist extremists stood behind him.
Tiger King saw that my clothes were still disheveled and teased,"Brother Tang Emperor, you are very strong. Once every hour, three times in a row.”This caused the three Taoist Extremists to burst into laughter. Old man Qu Xun could not help but laugh.
My face was red and I couldn't speak.
"Alright, don't make fun of Tang Emperor's younger brother.”The old man Qu Xun stopped the three Taoist extremists from fooling around." Brother Tang Emperor, let me introduce myself first. My real name is Lu Ya, and I'm their master.”
Actually, when I saw Qu Xun's granddaughter turn into Xiao Longnu, I guessed that Qu Xun was very likely Lu Ya. He arranged everything to test me.
"Brother Tang Emperor, I must apologize to you first. Because the old thief Rulai is too powerful in the Eastern Land, I have to test whether you are a spy sent by the old thief. The facts have proven that you are indeed a brave and resourceful gentleman.”Lu Ya said sincerely.
F * ck, are you scolding me or praising me? Am I considered a gentleman?
"Don't be angry, Tang Emperor's brother.”Yang Hong saw that I didn't speak for a long time and thought that I was angry. He comforted me,"That little girl is the daughter of the Southern Sea Dragon King. She is as beautiful as a flower. My big brother asked Master for it several times, but Master didn't give it to him. Later, we'll seal the little girl's magic power and give her to you as a slave as an apology.”
I smiled bitterly." I don't blame you at all. I just feel guilty for ruining the little girl's chastity."”
Lu Ya waved his hand." It's alright. Even if you didn't want her, she would still be a widow at the monk's place for the rest of her life. She should be thanking you." Tang Emperor's younger brother, yesterday you told my three bad disciples to use a monk who had committed many evil deeds to testify before the Tang Emperor and advise him not to establish Buddhism as the state religion. How confident were you?”
My heart trembled as I thought,'The key is here.' "I can't say for sure, but I'll try my best. The main thing is, are those monks powerful enough?”
Lu Ya opened his left hand and a milky white ball appeared in his palm. He reached into the ball with his right hand and grabbed a fat monk." This is the servant of the old thief, Anuo."”He took out another one." This is Jia Ye.”Fortunately, Anuo and Jia Ye were both unconscious. Otherwise, Lu Ya would have been suspicious if he had called me Tang Sanzang.
"Anuo and Jia Ye are the greediest, the most despicable, and the most incompetent. They're the best witnesses. I'll have my apprentice escort you back to the Great Tang.”Lu Ya said.
Oh no, I want Sun Wukong, but why did you give me, Anuo, and Jia Ye? This is really difficult. I don't dare to explain. What should I do?
"Mr. Lu Ya, may I ask what you are holding in your hand? Such a small ball could actually hold two people.”Since things had come to this, I had to take a gamble no matter what. I pretended to be curious and asked.
"This is an alternate dimension spell. I'm the only one in the world who knows it. It can contain the entire world, let alone a few people.”Lu Ya explained.
"Really? Can you do it again to broaden my horizons?”
"Alright!" Lu Ya didn't suspect anything. He grabbed a few more people and said," This is Sun Wukong, the horse Wen. This is Zhu Bajie, the Great Marshal of the Canopy. This is Sha Wujing, the Curtain General…" What surprised me was that there was actually God Erlang in the middle! Why was he caught by Lu Ya?
"This Sun Wukong is also known as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. He is the most powerful. I didn't allow him and you to return to the Great Tang because I was afraid that my disciple wouldn't be able to control him. These two are Yang Jian and Li Nezha, my grand-disciples. Their abilities are not bad, but unfortunately, they betrayed their sect.”Lu Ya pointed at the unconscious people on the ground and explained.
I finally saw Sun Wukong and the others. I suppressed the ecstasy in my heart." Then how about Mr. Lu Ya and I return to the Tang Empire together? Aren't you afraid that these monks won't be able to control you? Could it be that Mister Lu Ya has other matters?”
At this moment, a voice came from outside the house." He has other things to do. He wants to wait for me!”
Lu Ya's expression changed drastically." He's finally here!"”He struck out with his palm and half of the roof disappeared.
The sky outside was filled with immortals. Lu Ya said coldly," Very good. The Eight Bodhisattvas, Four Vajras, Five Hundred Aros, Three Thousand Jiedis, Eleven Dayao, and Eighteen Temples are all here. You really think highly of me." Where are the 3,000 Buddhas? Why aren't they here?"
Lu Ya turned around and whispered to his disciples,""You guys stay on the side and protect the Tang Emperor's younger brother.”
"No need." A person descended from the sky. He was wearing a jade robe with golden threads. His face was in high spirits, and there seemed to be a faint treasure light flowing. He really looked solemn. Unfortunately, there was a huge tumor between his eyebrows. His curly hair was like pineapples, making me feel uncomfortable just looking at him.
"Golden Cicada Master, you've done well. I'm very satisfied." If he didn't lure Anuo and Jia Ye out of the alternate dimension, his master would have no choice.”
I was dumbfounded. He was Tathagata! The three Taoist Extremists charged at me with bloodshot eyes and cursed," Liar bald donkey, I'll kill you!”
Tathagata waved his luxurious monk robe, and the three Taoist extremists immediately broke through the wall and flew out, no longer moving. "Golden Cicada Master, you can leave now.”
I quickly dodged. Although this made Lu Ya misunderstand, my life was more important now.
Lu Ya's expression was grave as he slowly pulled out his Golden Light Sword." Rulai, you destroyed my Immortal World and killed my fellow disciples. Today, we will settle the old and new scores together.”
"Lu Ya, don't think that you can defeat me just because you've mastered the 'Heaven and Earth Domination Technique'! Today, I will destroy the last line of Demonic Priest and let my Buddha light shine on the Eastern Land forever.”Tathagata said with a relaxed smile as he twirled his orchid fingers and made a pass that he thought was very cool.
F * ck, a man acting like a woman, India was really too close to Thailand. I cursed this master in name in my heart. Suddenly, I felt someone pat my shoulder. I turned around and saw that it was Guanyin.
"You're still standing so close to the battle between the Ancestral Buddha and Lu Ya. Do you want to die? Quickly retreat further away." Guanyin's beautiful face was filled with lust as she gently said to me.
"But my disciples are still beside them!”I saw that Sun Wukong and the others were still unconscious underground.
Guanyin pondered for a moment." I'll lure them away so that they won't hurt Sun Wukong and the others."”She stopped and flew behind Lu Ya, striking him with her palm. Lu Ya had a great enemy in front of him, so he didn't turn around to parry. He leaped into the sky, and Tathagata also flew into the air.
Seeing that Sun Wukong and the others were out of danger, I quickly ran into Xiao Longnu's room. F * ck, if Guanyin finds out that I slept with her good fortune virgin girl, I don't even dare to think about the consequences!
Fortunately, Xiao Longnu's room was not damaged and was still intact. No one had discovered Xiao Longnu for the time being. Xiao Longnu was still unconscious under Lu Ya's spell. I have two options now. One is to summon the Fairy Slaying Sword and kill Xiao Longnu. I will push the blame to Lu Ya and the three Taoist extremists. But I didn't want to do that. After all, Xiao Longnu was my first woman. The second is to get Xiao Longnu and I to cover up this matter at all costs.
I picked up the still naked Xiao Longnu and shook her repeatedly." Ao Jiao, Ao Jiao, wake up, wake up.”After a long time, Xiao Longnu slowly woke up. When she saw me hugging her, she opened her mouth and was about to scream. I was prepared and immediately covered her mouth.
"Ao Jiao, listen well." I whispered into Xiao Longnu's ear,"Guan Yin Bodhisattva and Gautama Buddha are both outside. You must not scream. If you scream, I will die, but your reputation will be ruined, and your life will be over. Let's discuss it now. I'll give you an explanation that will satisfy you. If you agree, blink and I'll let go.”
After a long while, Xiao Longnu, who was already teary, blinked her eyes. Only then did I let go. I didn't expect Xiao Longnu to immediately bite my arm hard. She pushed me away and said with a sobbing voice,"Turn around. I want to get dressed."
After a while, Xiao Longnu put on her clothes." Tang Sanzang, you bastard. I'm only sixteen years old, and you've already ruined me." Wu…"
Facing Xiao Longnu's scolding, I could only smile awkwardly and let her calm down for a while.
"Woo…you're still laughing. Woo…bad guy, big bad guy, super bad guy.”
Xiao Longnu cried non-stop. The battle outside had already turned the world upside down. From time to time, loud sounds could be heard, causing mud and dust to roll down from the roof. I had an idea and gently hugged Xiao Longnu." Be good. There's something I've wanted to say to you for a long time. I like you. I've fallen in love with you since the first time I saw you. Jiaojiao, you're so beautiful. Be my wife.”
Xiao Longnu slowly stopped crying and choked,""Aren't you engaged to the Seventh Princess? How can I marry you? I don't want to be the little one."
"I didn't like that little thumbtack at all, and I didn't want to marry her. At that time, I had no choice but to agree to marry her. I like you. I want to marry you!"
"But the Seventh Princess will definitely not agree. I heard from Bodhisattva that the Seventh Princess is infatuated with you.”Xiao Longnu was a little tempted as she sobbed. It wasn't strange. The relationship between men and women in ancient times was like this.
I kissed her little face." Who cares about her! "In the future, I'll take you to a place where there's no one else to live in seclusion. We'll go to a good place with green mountains and rivers. At that time, I'll plow the fields and you'll weave cloth. We'll earn a lot of money that will never be used up. Then, you'll give me a lot of children…"
"No! No! Who gave birth to a bunch of children for you?" Xiao Longnu interrupted me with a flushed face.
"Then have a son and a daughter.”
"I don't want it either!" Although Xiao Longnu was still resisting, her head was already buried in my arms. And my sweet talk plan has succeeded.
"You have to give me all the money for safekeeping!”
"Alright."
"You have to earn a lot of money!”
"Yes."
"You have to let me eat pearl powder and bathe in milk every day!”
"Sure."
"You're not allowed to look at other women!"
"Of course."
"You want to…"
“……”
After finally pacifying Xiao Longnu, I started to worry about Lu Ya outside. The commotion outside had become much quieter. Could it be that Lu Ya had already been killed by Tathagata?
I didn't hesitate any longer. I immediately contacted Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuanzi with the Ruyi Ring and asked them to help Lu Ya. However, my ring seemed to be broken and couldn't send out any signals. I tried to summon the three magic treasures, but it was so easy. What was going on?
"Master! Master!" The door was kicked open and a group of people rushed in. I took a closer look and saw that it was my disciples.
When my unfilial disciples saw me, they threw themselves at me and hugged me." Master, are you okay?”
"Damn it, Bajie, grind your mouth open. Your nose is pressing against my eyes. Wukong, let go of me, I'm going to be strangled to death by you…" I shouted.
……
"Good girl, why are you sitting on my master's lap?”Sun Wukong was surprised as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Yes, he's still hugging Master's waist." Then, it was Monk Sand who screamed at Sun Wukong's reminder.
Zhu Bajie was still clever.”
Xiao Longnu, who had been silent because of shyness, finally said angrily,""What second master's wife? I'm your only master's wife! Husband, quickly teach your disciple a lesson."
I wiped my cold sweat." We'll talk about this later. Wukong, what's going on outside? Is Lu Ya dead?"
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