The incomparably realistic Xiao Longnu had just confirmed her relationship with me, and she was competing for naming points in front of my disciples. I was more concerned about Lu Ya's situation." Wukong, what's going on outside? Is Lu Ya dead?"
"Sigh." Sun Wukong sighed," He didn't die, but he's almost dead. He fought with Gautama Buddha, just like how I fought with him. They're not on the same level at all.”
"Husband, it's best that Lu Ya is dead. Quickly ask Sun Wukong to kill him so that we can show off our merits in front of Buddha.”Xiao Longnu said in my embrace. Her hatred for Lu Ya was not just a little bit.
"Don't talk nonsense, stay here obediently.”I patted Xiao Longnu's face and kissed her before saying to my disciples,"Come, let's go out and take a look. Remember, without my orders, none of you are allowed to make a move!”
"Yes."
……
Outside the house, the beautiful scenery of the village that I came to today has already disappeared. Dozens of farmhouses have been razed to the ground, and the villagers have naturally turned into smoke. Naturally, only the house I was in was still intact. On a closer look, it turned out that Red Boy had cast a spell to protect him, while Erlang Shen and Nezha were still unconscious on the ground. Seeing us come out of the room, Red Boy shouted," Tang Sanzang, where's Sister Jiao? Quickly take Sister Jiao away, the Buddha's mana is too strong, I can't hold on for long.”
I turned around and saw the three Taoist extremists still lying on the ground. I thought to myself, I have to keep these three guys alive. So I said,"Bajie, Wujing, go help Red Boy." Wukong, be careful."
In midair, Lu Ya, Tathagata, and the other gods and buddhas were already two small black dots in my eyes. F * ck, if only I had a telescope. Fortunately, Sun Wukong knew my capabilities and explained,""Lu Ya is at a complete disadvantage now, and the eight Bodhisattvas and the four Vajras have already set up an inescapable net. It will be difficult for Lu Ya to escape even if he wants to.”
I quickly calculated in my heart. Let my disciples save Lu Ya? No, firstly, I'm not confident, and secondly, I'll expose my position. If he let go, Lu Ya would be dead for sure. He had no choice but to use his last resort.
I grabbed Sun Wukong's hand and whispered,""Wukong, can we still touch Lu Ya's three disciples?”
" The spirit meridians have been sealed by the Ancestral Buddha. Unless someone unseals them, they can't."
"Can you undo it?"
"It should be possible."
"Alright, follow me." I pulled Sun Wukong to the side of the three Taoist extremists." Untie them.”
Sun Wukong looked at me in surprise, but he didn't say anything. He opened his arms and emitted a white light that enveloped the three Taoist extremists. Not long after, the three Taoist extremists moved their hands and feet and regained their freedom.
"Liar, I'm going to kill you." The moment the three Taoist extremists moved, the Tiger King roared at me.
"It doesn't matter if I'm a liar or not." I pointed to the sky." What's important is whether your master can survive!”
The three Taoist Extremists also saw that their master was at a disadvantage. They struggled to stand up and wanted to fly up to help Lu Ya.
I immediately stopped them." Even your master can't do it. If you want to save your master, do as I say!”
Even though the three Taoist Extremists couldn't move at first, they were still conscious. Seeing that I had unexpectedly released their seals, they were naturally puzzled. They looked at each other and said in unison,"Are you that kind?"
"I'm so kind. You'll understand when you see this.”I ignored the repeated warnings of Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuanzi and summoned the three magic weapons in front of Sun Wukong. "What is this?"
"The three great magic treasures of the Immortal World!" The three Taoist Extremists and Sun Wukong exclaimed at the same time.
"That's right. With the three magic treasures of the Immortal World, your master still has a glimmer of hope.”I calmly replied.
" Thank you!" The three Taoist extremists picked up the three magic weapons respectively. Let's go save Master. Take care."
"Wait, the three magic treasures of the Immortal World haven't fully recovered their power.”I shouted.
"Then what should we do?" The three Taoist extremists also understood that with their magic power, they might be able to barely use the three magic weapons, but it was still a big problem whether they could fully unleash the power of the three magic weapons.
"Listen to my plan…" I told him the plan that I had repeatedly calculated.
……
At this moment, Lu Ya, who was in mid-air, received a palm strike from Tathagata. Lu Ya, who was already at the end of his rope, fell heavily to the ground, stirring up a large amount of dust.
At that moment, Lu Ya muttered in his heart," Master, Uncle-Master, this disciple has already done his best! I didn't expect that old thief Rulai to be so powerful. The Immortal World might be finished.
The three Taoist extremists saw that their master was seriously injured and screamed,""Master!" He rushed to Lu Ya's side to check.
Tathagata landed next to Lu Ya and the three Taoist extremists in a graceful posture. He carefully flicked the dust off his gorgeous clothes, then habitually pinched his orchid fingers with his right hand, placed his left hand on his waist, raised his head, and puffed out his chest. He posed in an Invincible East pose that made me want to vomit, and said in a voice that was neither male nor female,"If you surrender now, I can consider sparing your lives. "However, you have to kill Lu Ya as a token of allegiance and join our Buddhist Sect from now on.”
The three Taoist Extremists were furious and cursed at the same time,"Bullshit!"
Tiger King roared and slashed his Heaven Splitting Axe at Rulai's chest. He did not care how many flaws he had exposed. Lu Li's Heaven Splitting Spear silently stabbed at Rulai's throat, while Yang Hong's Heaven Flipping Seal flew out of his hand. The three Taoist extremists were ready to die together.
Tathagata was unflustered as she smiled charmingly."A grain of rice can also shine?" His body emitted a golden light and easily deflected the weapons of the three Taoist extremists. Her fair and tender hand patted the Tiger King's chest." Go to hell!”
To Tathagata's surprise, even Lu Ya couldn't withstand his palm strike. However, it was useless when it hit the Tiger King's chest. Moreover, Tathagata felt that his magic power was leaking into the Tiger King's chest endlessly, and it was difficult for him to even retract his palm.
At this moment, while Tathagata's magic power was being restrained by the diamond chakram hidden in Tiger King's chest, Tiger King shouted," Quick!”Yang Hong quickly took out the God Striking Whip and used all of his magic power to hit Rulai's head. Rulai's other hand immediately grabbed the whip, but the God Striking Whip automatically extended and hit Rulai's back heavily. The real killer was Lu Li. Lu Li threw away the Heaven Piercing Spear and pounced forward. Rulai quickly kicked Lu Li away, but the Immortal Slaying Sword in Lu Li's hand had already pierced through Rulai's protective golden light, leaving a rather large wound on Rulai's lower abdomen. All of this happened in a flash.
This was the first time Rulai had been injured since he cultivated the sixteen feet golden body. He immediately roared and retreated, shouting in exasperation,"The three great magic treasures of the Immortal World!"
The gods, Buddhas, and Bodhisattvas in the sky saw that Tathagata was injured. They were shocked and rushed towards the three Taoist extremists.
With the sudden change in the situation, Lu Ya, who had been in despair earlier, quickly reacted. He did not have the time to understand where his disciples had conjured the three great Dharma treasures of the Immortal World. He forced himself to stand up and took the God Striking Whip from Yang Hong's hand. He shouted," A Thousand Miles God Striking!"”
The God-beating Whip turned into a sky full of whip shadows. Within the whip shadows, the gods, buddhas, and bodhisattvas screamed continuously. From time to time, someone would fall from the sky, and the rest would turn around and run.
I was watching from the side with my mouth agape. F * ck, the God Striking Whip was really f * cking powerful. I suddenly felt that I was too lazy. "I should learn some magic from Taishang Laojun and Zhenyuanzi, at least to be able to use the three magic weapons. If Guanyin doesn't let me sleep with her, I will…hehe…"
At this moment, Lu Ya forced the gods, Buddhas, and Bodhisattvas away. He spread the apricot yellow flag on his body and covered himself and the three Taoist extremists." Ultimate Earth Escape."”Then, he took his three disciples and escaped from the ground.
At this moment, Tathagata was like a mad dog whose tail had been stepped on. His pearl-like face was full of malevolence." Tell me, who undid the seals of the three Demonic Priests? Who can tell me where the Demonic Priest's three magic weapons came from?”The gods and Buddhas who had rushed over were so frightened that they all knelt on the ground. No one dared to speak.
Tathagata howled for a while and suddenly saw me and my disciples still standing. He shouted sternly,"Golden Cicada Master, come here."
There was no way I could run away. I walked over in fear and turned over to kneel." Greetings, Master. Master will enjoy eternal happiness and live as long as the heavens. He will unify the nine heavens and ten worlds for ten thousand years, ten thousand years!”I flattered him, hoping that it would be effective.
Fortunately, my flattery hit the nail on the head. Unifying the Nine Skies and Ten Realms is Tathagata's eternal dream. Immediately, Rulai's expression softened and his voice became gentler." Golden Cicada Master, everyone knelt down just now. Why didn't you? Do you think Master can't accept your kowtow?”
"This disciple reports to the omnipotent master, this disciple is guilty! When my disciples and I saw the omnipotent master's stalwart figure, unrestrained manner, graceful demeanor, and peerlessly handsome face, I couldn't help but be stunned! I forgot to pay my respects to my omnipotent master. I deserve to die!”I held back my disgust and said words that were enough to drag me down to hell. After that, Guanyin beat me up because I made her unable to eat for three days. As for the other gods and buddhas, the longest one had not eaten water and rice for seven days.
"Forget it. I didn't expect you to know how to appreciate beauty after a few days of experience in the mortal world.”Tathagata looked calm on the surface, but he was overjoyed in his heart. Finally, someone understood aesthetics. "You were beside the three Demonic Priests just now. Do you know who unlocked the seals of the three Demonic Priests?”
Without hesitation, I pointed at Erlang Shen and Nezha, who were still unconscious." Reporting to the omnipotent master. I know that it's Erlang Shen and Nezha."”
"Nonsense. Erlang Shen and Nezha are unconscious. How can they unlock the seal of the three Demonic Priests?”Tathagata angrily rebuked.
"Master who knows everything, I was in the room just now. I found that Erlang Shen and Nezha took advantage of our absence to unseal the seals of the three Demonic Priests. Then, they lay back and pretended to be unconscious. At that time, the disciple thought that the three Demonic Priests were just fireflies, how could they dare to compare with the invincible Master? At the same time, I want to see what Erlang Shen and Nezha are up to. Do you want to harm our Buddhist Sect? "So I didn't say anything. I wanted to report this to my all-knowing master, but I didn't expect…" I looked regretful.
Rulai was skeptical." Four Vajra, bring those two rebels over. Also, Anuo and Gaya, wake them up."”
Erlang Shen and Nezha had just woken up. While they were still confused, they found Tathagata standing in front of them angrily, while the four Vajra each held a weapon against their necks.
"Tell me, why did you unseal the three Demonic Priests? Where did the God-beating Whip and the God-killing Sword come from?”Rulai asked.
"Unseal the three Demonic Priests?" "God Striking Whip? Immortal Slaying Sword?" Erlang Shen and Nezha were baffled.
"Master who knows everything, Erlang Shen and Nezha might be pretending to be ignorant? Please allow me to confront them.”I said to Tathagata with my palms together.
Tathagata saw how confident I was and trusted my words a little. He nodded and said,"Sure."
I turned around proudly and smiled sinisterly." Yang Jian, Li Nezha, are you the grand disciples of Lu Ya?”
My words were like a bolt from the blue for Erlang Shen and Nezha. They immediately turned ashen." That was in the past. We have long cut off all ties with the Demonic Priest."”God Erlang shouted. "Tang Sanzang, don't try to frame us by confusing us!”Nezha roared angrily.
"Buddha, when I was in the alternate dimension with Jia Ye, I heard Little Saint and Third Prince call Demonic Priest Lu Ya Senior Grand Uncle. They were quite respectful.”Anuo said.
"Buddha, Anuo's words are true. The Little Saint even told the Great Saint that it was only right that the Great Saint couldn't defeat Demonic Priest Lu Ya.”Jia Ye echoed.
Although Anuo and Kasyapa were despicable and shameless, they sincerely monitored the gods and Buddhas for Rulai. In addition, they were good at flattering, so Rulai trusted and doted on them. Today's matter, firstly, Erlang Shen and Nezha did say these things. Secondly, when the Four Guardian Deities told them that I tricked Lu Ya into releasing them from the alternate dimension, they suddenly realized that they had a conscience. Third, he wanted to speak up for me so that he could blackmail me later. I really don't know what their expressions will be when they find out that all my money is controlled by Xiao Longnu. I wonder if they will still help me.
Rulai snorted heavily through his nose." Golden Cicada Master, don't bother about them. Continue asking."”
"Yes." I clapped my hands. Suddenly, I screamed," Ah! Master, my omnipotent master, your lower abdomen is bleeding! Honored Ono and Kasyapa, Bodhisattvas, please heal my omnipotent master! Hurry up!" At this point, my voice was already sobbing.
Anuo and Jia Ye immediately came to their senses. They praised me for my perfect bootlicking skills while trying to stop the bleeding. The most ridiculous thing was that tears were already on their faces. It was a timely remedy.
The other gods and Buddhas only reacted after a long time. It was too late to flatter them. Tathagata had already pushed Anuo and Kasyapa away gently." It's just a small injury. What can it do to me?"”After saying that, Tathagata turned around and glared at the other gods and buddhas. He thought to himself, If only these bastards had a tenth of Anuo and Kasyapa's conscience! And the Golden Cicada Master had become much more sensible.
Of the other gods and buddhas present, other than my disciple, only Guanyin understood my intentions. She secretly scolded me for being shameless, but she also had to admire my improvisation.
I had been standing, but now I knelt down again with tears streaming down my face." Master who knows everything, I beg you! Please accept the treatment of Anuo and Jia Ye. Master who knows everything, even if you feel uncomfortable, what should I do? What should we do?"
I cried until the sky turned dark, and Tathagata was even more touched. After all, he had never seen someone as shameless as me who flattered him. Instead, he comforted me," Golden Cicada Master, Master is really fine. Look, the bleeding has stopped. Alright, don't cry. Go and ask those two rebels so that I can punish them.”
I threw the second bomb at Erlang Shen and Nezha," Yang Jian, Li Nezha, do you think you were the ones who killed all the Buddhist guards that day?”
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