The nursing department of the medical school was the paradise that all the students of the association yearned for.
These horny students had always yearned for the nursing department, because not only were there many beauties there, but more importantly, nurses! Nurse!
Many men yearned to be a nurse.
It was passed down from mouth to mouth that the nurse was a good girl, gentle and virtuous, and easy to push down... Well, the last sentence was just to rhyme. However, it was rumored that if he could find a nurse as his girlfriend, he would not have to worry about his future. I'm sure they'll take good care of you because the nurses are especially good at taking care of people. I heard that they even have a massage class in their classes. Tsk tsk, think about it, those warm little hands will give you a massage when you're tired. That feeling…
Therefore, after class, the horny students all flocked to Little Tiger to register. In the end, Little Tiger had no choice but to shout,"Raise your hands if you don't want to sign up!"
No one raised their hands.
The horny students sat in their seats with eager eyes. They sat in rows and distributed the fruits. They were as obedient as children in kindergarten. They let Little Tiger go to his seat one by one to collect the registration fee! Or rather, it was eight yuan per person for picking up girls.
Once he heard that he had to pay, Old Dong did not go. Chen Xu pressed him down on his seat and said," F * ck, isn't it just eight yuan? Brother Dong, I'll help you pay. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It won't be good if you delay your lifelong happiness because of this eight yuan."
Dong Qingjie scratched his head and said that there was no need. In fact, he didn't have any thoughts. He just wanted to go and see more. I can't find a girlfriend now.
Wu Yuan also said," Old Dong, you can't say that. Actually, you're quite handsome. It's not a big deal to date a nurse." Sit down, sit down. Let me finish. So what if our man doesn't have money now? He can earn money slowly in the future when he has the ability. Yesterday, our computer science seniors were saying that many people in our line of work are otakus who find girlfriends late. Some of them only find wives after they're successful. In the end, some of the seniors did not have a good relationship and life after marriage. They said that they did not know if the girl loved his money or his person.”
When Wu Yuan said this, the few of them fell silent for a moment. Because they were still in the era of legendary love as freshmen, it was a little too early to hear such comments. Therefore, Wu Yuan continued," So, Old Dong, if you find a girl that you like and likes you, she won't mind that you're poor. In the future, we'll work hard together and make a name for ourselves. This way, our future life will be the same as the name of our school, harmonious and happy!”
Seeing that Old Dong was a little tempted, Chen Xu patted his shoulder fiercely and shouted at Little Tiger,"Brother Tiger, here, four!"
The next night, the four horny students dressed up. Chen Xu put on a set of battle robes that his mother had bought for him to pick up girls. Of course, he didn't wear a tiger hat. Instead, he wore a casual suit of an unknown brand.
Qin Xiaoan even acted as a make-up artist. He even went to buy a bottle of hair gel and fixed the hairstyles of the four guys. He looked in the mirror. Yes, he really deserved to be evaluated as a man of appearance.
When the four horny students rushed to the first floor of the school's activity center excitedly, they found that the entire activity hall was filled with people just like them.
These horny students were all dressed as if they were here for a blind date. They had washed their stinky socks and jeans that had not been washed for many days. All of them were in high spirits. One or two horny students even had a rose in their hands?!
There were also quite a number of girls from the information science department. All of them seemed to have put on makeup, and a few of them even had light makeup on their faces. However, none of the three beauties, Clear Crystal, Gao Xiaojie, and Guan Yi, came. The quality of the remaining women was average. However, without the three beauties, some of the horny students with bad intentions were a little depressed.
Not long after, the little girls from the nursing department came in. They seemed to have agreed to come together. The originally empty activity room was suddenly a little full.
The group of horny animals immediately had their eyes lit up. They were like wild dogs that had been hungry for a few days looking for their prey, but...
" No way…" Chen Xu muttered softly,""Is this the legendary nursing department of the medical school?”
"Motherf * cker, I was tricked!" "My eight yuan!" Qin Xiaoan also said.”
"Brothers, I think we should retreat first." Wu Yuan wiped his sweat.”
Old Dong did not say anything and nodded at the side.
Initially, everyone was thinking about it. The information science department and the nursing department that was almost like a nunnery were simply f * cked up. The seniors said that they had lit up countless pairs at the previous ball…It was said that there were even seniors who had graduated and were already married. They met at this ball.
Getting married too early was not within the consideration of Chen Xu and the others. However, when they heard that there were many beautiful women here, Chen Xu and the others came over to see if they could take advantage of the beautiful women.
However, who knew that it wasn't a group of young nuns opposite them? It was clearly a group of people from the park!
Chen Xu pulled the 1.93-meter-tall Wang Xiaohu, his eyes teary."Boss, aren't you trying to trick us?”
" That…" Little Tiger scratched his head and chuckled."I didn't expect the quality of this year's nursing course either. Yes, I heard from senior that it's much lower than the previous years, but that's not entirely true. Just now, the senior said that the freshmen girls had just entered and hadn't even learned how to dress up. One had to know that there were no ugly women in this world, only lazy women. In half a year, when they were more particular, it would be different! What you lack now is a pair of eyes that are good at discovering!”
" We are indeed lacking in discoveries." Chen Xu and the others looked indignant." Why didn't we notice? Xiaohu, you look like an honest person, but why are you such a beast?!”
However, after hearing this, Chen Xu and the others started searching again. The more they searched, the more they felt that their eyes really lacked this function. It had to be said that boys were more likely to judge a book by its cover than girls. At this time, some of the smarter animals had already escaped first. As for Chen Xu, who was not very smart, he also wanted to escape after not noticing. At this time, the door was already closed. The head of the literature and art department of the student union, Wu Ning, a very handsome animal, clapped his hands and stood in the middle of the field."Everyone, quiet down now. Let's begin our class now. Let's welcome our Teacher Koukou!”
" Class starts already?!" The group of animals looked at each other and exchanged information."It's over, we can't escape this time!"
Soon, a more mature beauty walked out of the crowd. The horny students immediately whispered to each other,"Wow, it's Koukou from the TV station? What a good figure! When she stood there with her back facing me, I thought she was a nursing teacher…"
The appearance of the beautiful teacher made the horny students even more enthusiastic. They sat upright, their expressions even more serious than Liu Xiahui's. They raised a banner that read: "We are here to learn! I'm not here to pick up girls!"
"Pervert!" Chen Xu looked at the expressions of these animals and whispered to Wu Yuan,"When they came, they were all as lewd as Liu Xiahui. In the blink of an eye, they became Liu Xiahui!”
"Who is Will-low?" Wu Yuan asked curiously.!”
Teacher Koukou soon began her lecture. The effect of a beautiful woman was indeed extraordinary, especially since Koukou was a well-known host of a provincial TV station. However, what made the horny students unhappy was that ballroom dancing couldn't be described by words alone, and dancing required a model. So Koukou pulled the head of the literature and art department of the student union, who was the handsome horny student who had spoken earlier, and they danced and demonstrated together. The jealousy in the eyes of the surrounding horny animals almost roasted him into a dried grape!
Seeing Kou Kou and Wu Ning dancing on the dance floor, the horny students were both jealous and depressed. In the words of the horny students, ballroom dancing was originally a sport where one could openly hold hands with beautiful women, hold their small waists, and take advantage of them. However, the problem was that it also depended on who they were taking advantage of! Even if these nurses couldn't compare to the three beauties, their grades couldn't be too different, right?!
Honestly speaking, the pretty girls in the nursing department weren't that bad. If they were to be objectively evaluated on average, they definitely wouldn't be considered ugly. However, the problem was just as the senior had said. Because she had just entered the school, she did not know how to dress up. She did not know how to match her clothes, so she did not look elegant enough, resulting in her appearance not being good enough.
The most important reason was that the horny students of the Information Faculty had high expectations previously. They thought that the nursing faculty was a beauty who could compete with Gao Xiaojie, Zhan Jing, and Guan Yi. However, they forgot the most important sentence that their senior once said: "The nursing department produces beauties, but our information department produces demons!”
Moreover, these three fairies knew how to dress up. Dressing up did not mean putting on makeup, but they knew how to match clothes and so on. They were very particular about using some skincare products.
No wonder the horny students were disappointed.
The content of the first lesson was very simple. It was just three steps and four steps, following the beat. Chen Xu couldn't help but follow behind and twist a few times. He felt that it was quite easy to learn.
" Alright," Teacher Koukou finished her demonstration and clapped her hands."I think everyone has seen enough. Waltz requires practice, not watching. Now, handsome guys, please be generous and invite your dance partners to the dance floor!”
His words sounded like a death knell, and the faces of all the horny students changed drastically!
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