At first, Kou Kou thought they were embarrassed, so she clapped her hands and said,""Boys should take the initiative. You can't let ladies invite you, right? Also, the males who stood out first had the largest range of choices!”
There was still no movement from below. In fact, there were already a few pairs from the Information Faculty who had agreed in advance. However, the problem was that no one had stepped forward, so they were all embarrassed to step forward first. The bird that stood out would be shot! Moreover, if he stood out at this time, it would feel as if the adulterous couple had discussed it in advance.
The seniors of the Student Union shook their heads in their hearts. As expected, he had just graduated from high school. They thought to themselves that they were the same back then. They didn't even know the principle of striking first to gain the upper hand!
Kou Kou smiled, walked down and pulled a lucky animal to stand in the middle of the field, which instantly attracted the attention of the crowd.
Seeing the awkward atmosphere, the seniors all came up to try to persuade her. For example, that chick over there was quite good. If you paid attention, she would definitely be a middle-sized beauty. Now, it was mainly because she had just started school and her temperament was not enough. They couldn't even get in line!
She really didn't know if this was a ballroom dance training class or a livestock speed-dating camp. However, the words of the seniors had a certain effect. Some of the horny students pretended to be shy, but they were actually very eager in their hearts. They shouted,"Don't push me, don't push me!”,But in fact, he had run up and couldn't be pulled back!
With someone taking the lead, the scene became lively. The horny students pushed and shoved each other, and each of them pretended to be gentlemen as they reached out their hands to the girl. The nurses on the other side couldn't reject her either. Basically, they would nod in agreement when there was an invitation. Then, they would hold hands with each other, making the horny students drool with joy.
"F * ck…I've taken a fancy to that chick!”
"F * ck, it was robbed again!"
Qin Xiaoan walked around in the crowd and realized that he was a step too late. He stomped his feet in anger. Just as he was about to return, he was pushed by the Student Union's cadre to the side of a single girl. Then, he laughed foolishly and scratched his head. In the end, he still stretched out his claws.
However, there was still a small group of stubborn people. The remaining three animals led by Chen Xu refused to go up. They kept aiming at the door next to them, ready to find a chance to escape at any time. If Guan Pingchao saw this scene, he would definitely sigh. It turned out that students these days were so talented as hackers! He hadn't been so serious when he was scanning for loopholes!
However, after such a long revolution, it was inevitable that they would eventually fall. Wu Yuan and Dong Qingjie did not run away in the end. They were dragged up like donkeys. Their six eyes were filled with tears because there were almost no girls there. The rest were all picked up by others. If he had known that the revolution was going to fall, he might as well have attacked earlier!
At this moment, the persons-in-charge of the Student Union also stood up one by one. Seeing that almost everyone was here, Koukou clapped her hands."Have you found your dance partners? Are there any handsome guys or pretty girls who don't have a dance partner?”
Chen Xu looked around. It seemed like he was the only single man standing here. Well, there was also the handsome head of the literature and art club beside him. Judging from his depressed face, he probably felt regretful that he didn't continue dancing with Teacher Koukou. Seeing Kou Kou's eyes on him, Chen Xu immediately straightened his posture and said,"Actually, I'm just here to help…"
Everyone laughed at his words. Teacher Koukou laughed and said that this student was really humorous, but there was also Wu Ning (also known as the head of the literature and art club).
Wu Ning deliberately smiled and said that it was fine. He would guide them.
Chen Xu looked at him with disdain. He thought that this kid was not afraid of hurting his tongue when he talked big. However, judging from his tacit cooperation with Koukou, it seemed that he had practiced before. He was not boasting.
However, at this moment, a slightly aggrieved female voice sounded."Teacher, I don't have a dance partner yet!"
Chen Xu and Wu Ning looked at the corner at the same time and gulped at the same time. This girl was from the Information Faculty. She was the chubby girl who had asked Chen Xu to come for a consultation the other day and said that she weighed at least 180 pounds…
Everyone in the activity room couldn't help but smile maliciously, including many girls. Even Koukou couldn't help but smile.
This woman's surname was Zhang, and her name was Xiao Hua. According to the information system, she had the face of a bun and the body of a cockroach. Because of the transliteration of this name, the horny students of the information science department did not even dare to mention the word "school belle"!
Think about it, whenever the school belle was mentioned, she would immediately think of Xiao Hua! Isn't this the same as talking about beauties here and Sister Furong there?
The group of people gloated and watched the show. Teacher Koukou also had a faint smile on her face. She felt that it was not good to be silent, so she said,"Alright then. Which of you two men is more proactive? Stand out?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Ning quietly pushed Chen Xu from behind. Chen Xu didn't expect Wu Ning to be so shameless--
Everyone in the activity room was laughing maliciously. Qin Xiaoan and Wu Yuan simply laughed out loud.
"There's no way out!" Chen Xu felt that his happiness for the rest of his life was probably in the blink of an eye, and at this time, his body had already jumped out and could not go back. What should I do?
Generally speaking, a person's reaction speed in a desperate situation was very fast. Some experts even said that when a person was in a desperate situation, their body would secrete a hormone similar to adrenaline, which could suddenly turn them into Superman and even send a large truck flying with a kick! This state was known as the legendary state of unlocking the gene lock.
(Yes, the above is purely a prank. The purpose is to recommend the grandmaster who founded the infinite school, Zhtty's new book, Miracle Flash.)
However, this wasn't without reason. Chen Xu felt as if he had really entered the legendary genetic constraint state, and then a miracle really happened. Then Xuan also possessed him. Chen Xu let out an exaggerated scream, then his body tilted and fell heavily on the ground. He even knocked over a row of chairs with a rumble.
"Aiyaya, my leg hurts!" Chen Xu covered his forehead and screamed.
However, he had hit her hard enough. Kou Kou was worried and wanted to come up to take a look, but she stopped when she heard him."Why are you covering your head when your leg hurts?"
Chen Xu realized that he had said the wrong thing, but the problem was that his head really hurt a little. This feeling was like the second-in-command in a Chinese Oscar-themed Journey to the West who had to endure humiliation and pretend to faint even after being stabbed in the thigh. What was a little pain? If he were to really dance with this Miss Xiaohua…then it wouldn't just be a matter of pain!
"My leg hurts…" Chen Xu cried out.
"Clang!" The horny women in the activity room fell to the ground."B * tch!"
Although she knew that this guy was pretending, the problem was that he had hit her quite hard just now. She turned to Wu Ning, who looked pale, and said,"Alright, Wu Ning, you can come for a while.”
Wu Ning gulped, but Little Flower was already smiling from ear to ear…Yes, she was smiling, but she couldn't find her eyes.
Compared to Chen Xu, who looked average, the girls would naturally prefer a pretty boy like Wu Ning. Moreover, he was the head of the literature and art department. It was said that he was the Prince Charming in the hearts of many girls. Miss Xiaohua snorted in her stomach. Didn't Prince Charming become my dance partner?
Wu Ning could only walk up with a bitter face. What could he say at this time? But in her heart, she had already despised Chen Xu ten thousand times!
Although the other horny students were depressed that Chen Xu had escaped this disaster, they felt quite good when they saw Wu Ning's forced smile. Seeing that the women were so angry that their eyes were burning, this group of animals felt that Chen Xu was actually quite smart.
Chen Xu held his head and sat at the side, thinking that he had finally escaped a disaster. Although the price he paid was quite heavy, his head was still a little dizzy.
Teacher Koukou couldn't stand it anymore. She said,"You should go to the infirmary and apply some medicine." I heard that a few days ago, a student from your school's medical department was knocked down. At that time, he thought that he was fine, but later, he was sent to the hospital for a check-up and found that his spleen was ruptured.
All the boys burst out laughing. Then someone shouted,"Teacher Koukou, you don't know, do you?" He was the one who discovered the ruptured spleen of the animal! Our Chen Banxian!
All the girls 'eyes lit up. Aiyo, this young man is really capable! Many of the female nurses were thinking that he was the one who had brought the patient over. They heard that even our dean wanted to bring him over.
Chen Xu was a little embarrassed by all the eager gazes. He said,"If that's the case, I'd better go to the hospital." Then, he got up and prepared to pull the door open. However, before his hand could touch the doorknob, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Chen Xu opened the door curiously and was stunned.
There was a demon standing at the door!
The goblin said,""Sorry, this is a ballroom dance training class, right? I'm late.”
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