"Chiki, why didn't you give me a present for Rope's birthday?”
"Birthday?" He picked his nose and looked at the angry Tsunami, then at the silly bird running in front of him."Uh, I forgot."
"How can that be, you idiot."
A figure fell to the ground, clutching his head.
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"Hey, hey, hurry up and clean up the battlefield. F * ck, this guy is too poor.”After searching for a long time, it was only a few hundred taels. Qian Gui angrily picked up the corpse and said,"Idiot, don't you know how to bring more money with you?”
"Hey, hey, I'm already dead. Dead people don't answer questions. Oh, right, dead people don't answer questions.”
"Qi, Erosion." The corpse in Qian Gui's hands slowly dried up until it turned into dust and was blown away by the wind."Hey, Tsunake, this guy said that they are preparing to attack our village.”
"What is it? Come on, hurry back to the village to support us. We've fallen into the enemy's trap.”
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Orochimaru appeared in front of the three of them. Chikage looked at the scene and thought," It's so familiar. F * ck, could it be that short-lived guy, Rope Tree, has died?" "Okami, let's go in and take a look."
"I don't think so."
"It's okay. Let her go. She won't be able to recognize her dear brother anyway.”He returned the necklace to Okami. However, Okami's hands were trembling a little. He left the others behind and ran in alone.
"All tangible things will decay. There's nothing we can do about it, right, Chiaki?”
The few of them stood together. Orochimaru and Yukari had grown up, but Chiki was still a little kid.
"Rope Tree, that idiot, I already said that the battlefield isn't a game. Those who don't have the strength and only charge forward will definitely die. See, I guessed it right!" Chiki shook his head helplessly. Koba's little ghosts were all like this-this was tradition."Then, let's rest for a while. I'll be leaving first.”
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"Old hag Qian Ye, are you alright?”
"Of course I'm fine. When I heard that someone was attacking the village, I immediately ran to take refuge.”
Qian Gui was sweating profusely.
"What's wrong? It's so quiet today. I heard that the child died. No matter how you say you don't care, you still feel guilty? Didn't you say that you persuaded him for a long time? Since you don't want to listen, then you'll have to take this path. After all, you can't stay by that child's side forever.”
"What do old women know about moving? I'm not feeling guilty or anything. I'm just, I'm just panicking in my heart.”As he said that, the corners of his mouth twitched as he tried to hold back his tears.
"Uh, are you going to cry? Then cry. It'll be better if you cry."
"Qianye, you're a woman who can't get married. Why are you persuading me? Why are you holding a phone in your hand? - Your curious expression doesn't seem like you're trying to persuade me at all.”
"What? Little brat, I'm just comforting you. As for this-there are pictures and the truth. Leave a picture of you crying. In the future, when you are unhappy, you can look at it and be happy to change your mood.”
Chiaki, you've misunderstood me completely. This damned woman won't worry about me at all.
"Hey, go back and see Tsunei. After all, she needs you after what happened.”After saying that, he took out a pile of messy gifts and handed them to the Thousand Ghost." Mmm, now that she's empty, lonely, and sad, little brat, go and grab her heart."
"Thousand Ghost Woman, you're really shameless. At this time, you actually…"
"Well, there's nothing I can do about it. After all, I need someone to clean up the house. Look at how old I am now.”Qian Ye touched her face that did not age at all-it did not look like she was sighing at all, but rather, she had a completely complacent look on her face."And then, I hahahaha, give birth to a cute little ghost.”After saying that, he looked at Qian Gui with a murderous gaze."Definitely not like you, just like Tsunei or something. Super cute, wahahaha.”
"Hey, hey, you're not the cute type at all. You're just an old, lazy woman who can't get married.”
After he was done, he threw it in a corner."It's true. As expected, a completely disobedient child. However, can we have children?”Finished talking, Qian Ye also fell into deep thought. This little brat seemed to not grow up at all.
"Hey, hey, who said I can't give birth? I just had a wet dream the day before yesterday.”
Pa! After being sent flying, Qian Ye clapped her hands and raged,""Of course, I wet the bed! Idiot!"
Pah! Pah!
"By the way, am I not a man with double X genes? How can you give birth to a boy?" He raised his head and looked innocently at Qian Ye, who was fantasizing.
"Oh, that's right. That's why I said you're a pervert! However, if a boy came out of the double X…”Qian Ye looked at Qian Gui angrily.""It can't be another idiot like Chiba Chiki, right?”
"I'm not an idiot!"
Pa, his face came into contact with the floor.
"Kid, I'm telling you, you can't be another Thousand Ghost.”The enraged woman gave Qian Gui a good beating and threw him into the corner.
" It's obvious. Why are you hitting the nest? The nest isn't suitable for the Nagata you're thinking of."
"Ah, it's okay. I'll educate him before he's born.”
"But that's not the reason. What I'm saying is that I'm not the guy you want to educate, idiot!”
"Idiot, isn't he still waiting for you to come out? Beating you and beating him are completely the same thing?”
Thousand Ghosts was petrified by the cold wind. I can shoot that guy into the wall right now, but you can go and hit the wall!
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Seeing Okami again, he smiled brightly. However, Chiki felt sad and guilty. I was too kind. I couldn't help but take all the responsibility.
"Hey, Orochimaru, what are you doing? F * ck, wah, wah, so many drops of blood. One drop of blood is ten drops of essence.”Orochimaru was starting to get interested in the body of the Chikage. After all, it seemed like the Chikage was immortal.
"Ah, be patient, Qian Guijun. If you feel pain, I can give you a handful of essence. Hehe, do you want it?”
"Ugh." Disgusting-Chiki vomited." Orochimaru, you pervert. You are indeed the most disgusting."”
"Hehe, isn't this your request, Qian Guijun? By the way, can Qian Guijun have wet dreams now? Miss Chiba, you told me about your incident.”
"What is it? Who else did she tell?”
" Ah, this, Selaiya, Tsunete, hmm, I thought that the whole village would know about it, but I didn't expect that Thousand Ghost Jun would be so…hehe." Orochimaru revealed an expression that all men understood.
A cold breeze blew past, and the thousand ghosts withered, cracked, and shattered on the ground."I don't want to live anymore. I can't live anymore. That woman who can't get married cursed her that no one would want her for the rest of her life. Wu wu wu, she covered her face and left with tears in her eyes.
"Hey, Qian Gui, where are you going? I want to ask you, what is a wet dream? Is it true?”" Chiaki!" Zirai shouted as he watched Chiaki leave. In the distance, there was a loud thud, and something heavy fell.
"Ah, that guy will probably be sad for a long time. After all, hehe is very awkward for men.”
"What's so awkward about that? It's not awkward at all. The most awkward thing is that someone suddenly barged in and saw you wet your pants with your right hand, right, Orochimaru?”
Orochimaru's brows twitched as he looked at the confused Yukiya. Cold sweat covered his forehead."You're so f * cking powerful! I can't describe you in human language-you can't be the legendary Son of Prophecy, right?”
"What? Oh, am I? Wahahaha, now that you mention it, even I feel like that old toad's prediction was wrong!”Laughing foolishly, Orochimaru laughed loudly at the sky. Under the attack of the powerful idiotic laughter, he quietly retreated, leaving behind the most objective evaluation of Kirai: "Young man, you really aren't human! Instead, it's the shit of a god!"
"What? What is a god's shit?"
"Go see the Angel Sanctuary, you'll find the answer!”
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