"Hey, hey, is this really your new disciple? Feng Shui, no matter how you look at it, it feels like a natural idiot!”He then looked at the smiling Feng Shui Sect,""Hey, hey, why are you giggling non-stop?”
The smiling face of the Feng Shui Sect was gone, and the veins on his face bulged."Damn it, who's smiling foolishly? Don't you understand? This was the sunniest smile in history, the most lethal smile that could melt lolis, mature ladies, and young married women.”
"Eh, your sister, you're from the Feng Shui sect. Pay attention to your self-restraint!”
"Cultivate your sister!"
"F * ck, why did he become so uncultured and extremely wretched? F * ck, has he been completely led astray by that idiot, Zi Lai Ye? Seriously, this is not good. I have to change!”
"Change your sister."
"Zirai, don't hold me back. I'm going to chop him up. I'm going to use my amplification skill. I'm going to use Frostmourne to kill him!”
"Hey, Qian Gui, that's just a child.”
"Child your sister. He was completely fooled by the cartoon. This guy is definitely a black-bellied and sultry man.”
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"Hey, you're bringing this little brat on a mission again? Speaking of which, the war seems to be starting again. This time, you're definitely going to die, right?”
"You're the one who'll die. My father's sister's sister's son's grandfather was just like you. He ate and slept all day and suddenly died one day.”
"Sour, I smell it. Wahahaha, you have to know that I, Chiaki, am the eldest young master of the largest industry in Muye, the Thousand Leaves Lottery Company. I have so much money that I want to throw it away.”
"Tsk, what's the use of having money? Strength is the most important.”After saying that, he showed off his chest muscles-F * ck, he actually jumped up and down, how did he train?
"Yes, it's because you've always had this thought. That's why you went to that kind of place on credit when you were so poor.”After saying that, he looked at Zilai Ye, whose face was flushed red, with disdain.
"F * ck, how did you know?"
"That brat from the Feng Shui Sect told me.”
"What is it? F * ck, I'm going to kill that brat.”
"Aiya, don't worry. That's just a child.”
"Kid your sister, I want to play immortal mode, I want!"
"Yo, then, go ahead. I heard that the kid has been practicing a few big moves recently. I think it's some spiral-ball. En, I heard that he's also practicing spatial ninjutsu. You're so old. Be careful not to get killed by the young ones. But don't worry. If you die, I won't have any competitors. I'll take good care of Tsunake. You pervert whose grandfather died in an accident!”
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Zirai asked,"Is there anything wrong with what I said just now?"- My father's sister's sister's son's grandfather was just like you. He ate and slept all day and suddenly died one day. - Fuck! F * ck your sister! He said the wrong thing.
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"Qian Gui, the war has begun again.”Okami looked at Chiki who was sleeping happily. He was kneeling beside Chiki and saying goodbye to him so seriously. Was this how this guy treated him? He had to endure it."Qian Gui, I'm leaving for the battlefield.”
" Ah, go, if you die, I can find another beautiful young woman-like Hong, Red Bean, and…"
Bang! An object slid down from the wall. Bam! It fell to the ground. It landed on his face. It was a pain in the ass just looking at it!
"I said, hurry up and apologize to me." As she spoke, she puffed out her chest and gave him a seductive look.
"Okami, you damned woman, it hurts. Besides, I'm not apologizing, and I won't fall for it. You want to seduce me into the battlefield, but I won't go even if I die.”
"I see. Speaking of which, I can only go with Duan. Oh, hahaha, Duan Jun is really a gentle man, unlike some bad men.”After fantasizing for a while, he turned around and looked at Chiaki. As for this one-forget it, she was a child who would never grow up-no, she was a slut who was not a man at all!
"What is it? Damn woman, I'm not dead yet and you've already found a lover?”Bone tumor quickly got up." Yes, I thought about it. Every man has a responsibility for the rise and fall of a country. This is really f * cking reasonable."”He packed his luggage and stuffed things into his bag.
Pa, the door opened.
"Yo, Chiki, you're all here.”Chiba opened the door-you didn't tidy up your hair, did you? You look so messy-and why are you still wearing pajamas in the afternoon?"Ah, I haven't been sleeping enough recently. I have dark circles under my eyes.”
I had to pretend that I didn't know this idiotic woman, but I couldn't help it.""Hey, hey, Qian Ye, you idiotic woman. Those aren't dark circles at all. It's eye mucus covering your eyes.”
Bang! After the fight, she quickly screamed shyly and ran out to wash her face. By the way, why did she scream after the fight? - This was completely illogical.
" Hey, Qian Ye, I'm going out to fight. You have to remember, when I'm not around, don't go out and cause me trouble. Also, don't hide in the fallout shelter like last time.”
"Damn brat, do you want me to charge forward?”
"No, it's just that…" Pa, he lifted the bed." Look, clang, I've prepared an absolutely safe shelter for you. This place leads directly to the outside of the village, and when necessary, you can hide there. Once you know where you are, it can be said to be absolutely safe. Moreover, the facilities inside are also, most importantly, very convenient!”- The main reason for being lazy
"You secretly dug up this useless thing?”Tsunei.
" Ah, what do you mean useless? You see, Muye's shelter is easily discovered by the enemy. If it's ambushed, you'll be dead. Mine is absolutely convenient. When you sleep, you can flip it open, jump in, and continue sleeping.”
" I say, you should be the one to stand up when the village is being attacked. It's already unforgivable for you to think of hiding in the fallout shelter, and now you're even more shameless."
"Ah, just in case. You know that I'm a defenseless citizen. Fighting and killing isn't suitable for me. It's too bloody and violent.”He turned to look at Qian Ye." Then, Madam Qian Ye, I'm going to set off. Squeeze some tears to send me off. Forget it, let's do a striptease or something to send me off."”
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"Hey, hey, Tsunei, did we get ambushed?”
"Idiot, anyone can see it. This is a trap, idiot!”
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"Lord Tsunete, what should we do? We're surrounded.”The ninja who spoke had a look of despair on his face." Master Tsunete, we'll hold the enemy back. Hurry up and bring the news back to the village."”As he spoke, he stood in front of Tsunete and said,"After all, you can't have any accidents.”
"Alright, so noisy. Such a small matter was completely fine.”He turned around and looked at Qian Gui, who was protected by the others. This damned fellow was actually hiding behind them with his back hunched, looking wretched."Hey, Qian Gui, do you want to die? How long are you going to hide for? Hurry up and get out here and deal with these guys.”
Following Okami's line of sight, everyone saw a wretched figure hiding in the protective circle. Hey, hey, don't pretend to be confused. I'm looking for you.
"Damn it, hurry up and finish these guys off. We still have to rush over to support Duan and the others.”Okami was furious. His eyes were filled with killing intent.
The group of enemy ninjas looked over. What was this little kid who looked like he was only in his teens? This woman actually said that she could deal with us.
"Wait, wait." Thud! Qian Gui prostrated himself on the ground.
"Hehe, is this Muye's ninja? You're so scared."
" Erm, my ninja brothers, can we have a discussion?" He raised his head piously and looked at the ninjas expectantly.
"Do you want to surrender?"
"Uh, no. I want to say that you guys should put down your weapons and surrender.”He bowed again and said,"I beg you to surrender. Thank you."”There was still no reaction." F * ck, didn't you hear me? Kneeling and begging to surrender?" I've already said that I'm a lover of peace. I hate fighting and killing the most.”
Bang! A huge iron book was taken out and thrown at the ninjas.""F * ck, I'm really angry. I've often heard in books that using benevolence and righteousness to influence the enemy, and what is called subduing the enemy's army without fighting? You birdmen, don't you see my influence? What? You see, how sincere and touching it is to let down my good intentions and send you to see the Six Paths Immortal.”
"That idiot is angry out of humiliation. It seems that we will settle this matter faster.”He turned to look at the ninjas who were in a daze."Alright, prepare to retreat and support the division.”
" But, Tsune-sama, that child..."
"It's okay. Besides, that guy isn't a child. He just looks a little tender. Alright, retreat!"
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