" Whoosh." It was raining heavily. Tsunete and the group of Koba Ninjas had finally left the forest where Chikage was. They were panting.
"Okami, are you alright?"
"Hey, Zilai Ye, why are you here?”
"Three generations of old men sent me here."
"The third generation already knows about the failure of the plan? That damned old man. Since he knew that they would fail, he still sent so many people to their deaths. What was that damned old man thinking?”
"Okami, the third generation has no choice. Please forgive him this once. After all, this is a war, and sacrifices are inevitable. -- Oh, right, speaking of Chiki, where is he?”
Okami pointed behind him helplessly and followed the gesture."F * ck, he's fighting with that old fart again.”Laughing heartily, he said," Hey, hey, Tsunade, hurry up and bring a stool over. Sit down and watch." He took out popcorn from somewhere.
"One idiot is enough of a headache, but he actually sent two at once. What is that old man thinking? Qi, I've decided. When we get back, I'll definitely use my fists to blow up that old fart!”Okami's face darkened." I said, idiot, enough is enough. We are on the battlefield!!! Now, hurry up and get to work."
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"Hey, old toad, look, who's behind you?”
"Idiot, I won't be fooled again. The same move is useless against me.”
"F * ck, it's true, it's true this time!”
The toad turned around." F * ck you, you've fallen into my trap."”
"Idiot, do you think I would use the same move? This was a scheme within a scheme! A trap, a trap!"
"What a powerful scheme within a scheme!"
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"Damn old man, are you an idiot?" Even an idiot wouldn't believe such a lie. I told you earlier that idiots are contagious. You should stay away from that damned brat.”
Shima: " Alright, I'm ready. Let's trap this guy together. Bunta, remember to use the ultimate immortal technique, Ten Thousand Years of Killing!"”
"I understand. Leave everything to me.”
"Goemon!"
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"Wen Tai, go!"
Bunta's front legs began to approach the thousand ghosts and thrust forward.
"You're too naive. Do you think you can control me like this? Well, since you forced me, then don't blame me for being unreasonable. Look, I'm going to aerate all seven doors.”
"F * ck, animal, you're always unreasonable. If that's the case, don't blame me for being unkind. The ultimate skill, prophecy!”
"F * ck, old fart, you're too shameless. You don't even know how to use this move.”
"F * ck, you found out."
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The seven gates were opened, and Thousand Ghost flew in front. Behind him was a giant skeleton of the Grim Reaper, which was a head taller than Immortal Toad.
"Eh? Tsunake, was Immortal Toad sent by Thousand Ghosts? What enemies did you encounter? Uh, speaking of which, there was still a question. Wasn't the psychic spell able to be dispelled by itself?”Zirai also fell into deep thought
"If no one told him about this, how could he know? Forget it, let's wait. Once the chakras are exhausted, there will be no problem.”The few of them stood at the periphery of the forest to watch. Inside, water and fire were running rampant. The ground had been completely destroyed. Yes, a layer of land had been cut off.
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"Hmm, this fellow actually went through so much trouble this time. It looks like he's going all out. It's really not like his usual style. What did that toad do to him?”
"Your usual style?"
" Yes, his usual style is that when he can't win, or when he's tired, this guy will usually prostrate himself and beg for surrender."
The ninja who asked Tsunei was petrified. The image was of a person prostrating himself, and then
"Alright, let's go take a look.”
As they approached, a person was prostrating himself with his hands raised above his head, begging for surrender. Tsunei, I really overestimated him
"Idiot, you actually begged to surrender. Hey, I say, they've all left. But it seems like you've had a very intense fight with them today. Why? Moreover, he actually surrendered in the end."
Qian Gui's anus tightened, and he looked aggrieved.""Wuwuwuwu ~~~ Tsuneo, they're bullies!" Her eyes were watery, and she looked pitiful.
Bang!
"Don't pretend to be dead. I will beat you up. Can we communicate normally now?”
Chiki, with a big bump on his head, knelt in front of Tsunei and nodded repeatedly."Yes, yes, yes!"
" I told you to cover the rear, but in the end, you summoned randomly again. That's nothing. Then, you actually fought with your spiritual beast again. That's nothing. In the end, you stuck your butt out and surrendered on the ground. That's nothing. After all, I'm used to it. Then, idiot, the important thing is, do you know what your mission is? This is what I care about!"
He smacked his eyes and looked very confused.
"It's the rear, idiot." Helplessly shaking his head, I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, but I'm afraid of pig-like teammates, Tsunei-I just want to cry but no tears.
The question on her head was," What? You damn woman, you didn't tell me at all. I just wanted to find a few toads to send me back to the village. I don't want to do something like staying behind. It's such a dangerous thing. I won't do it even if I die!"”
" Sir Chiki, it seems like the enemy's pursuit team died in the shockwave just now."
The silent ground had already deformed. As the rainwater accumulated, it became a water-gathering depression.
"Okami, let's run while no one is chasing us. The mission is just a fleeting cloud.”
"Idiot, what are you talking about? " Ninjas have to complete the mission. It's because you have such thoughts that you are 100% certain to fail in the solo mission. This is also the reason why you are still a chuunin until now, idiot!"”
"F * ck, I was wondering why it was only a Chuunin. So that's what happened.”
"Eh, Qian Gui, everyone knows about this. Did you only know about it now? F * ck, you're too slow!" The toad's eyes only revealed two white spots, and it almost caused Thousand Ghost's slow attack to knock it down.
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After a few days away from home, Chikage returned to her leisurely life.
"Hey, old pervert, give me a simple class change mission.”Her eyes were glistening with tears, and she still had the appearance of a teenage child.
" Brat, that's disgusting. Put away your nonsense. Well, forget it, I'll give you a simple solo mission-patrol the border of the Fire Country for a month. Well, forget it, this mission isn't suitable for people with low intelligence. It will accidentally cause a war. Let me see. Monitor and inspect the Muye super rookie, Feng Shui Sect. Hmm, you might be able to do this."”
silence
"Old monkey, if I play with that little brat to death, will it be okay?”
"I heard that guy succeeded in his Space Ninjutsu." You know, Chiki, if you die, don't worry, I'll miss you."”
"Old monkey, I want to say that you should abdicate as soon as possible. You're already one step into the coffin, so don't come out and block other people's path!”
"Brat, I really do hate you. Speaking of which, it's time for me to abdicate. Then, Brat, do you want to take over?”
"So what do you mean by that-you're going to die tomorrow? Was this his last words? I heard that people will have a premonition before they die. Wuwuwu ~~~ Old pervert, are you finally dead? I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Wuwuwu, hurry up and write your will. I've coveted your little ball for a long time. If you don't die soon, I won't be able to help but kill you and drop the peeping artifact. Wuwuwu ~ Thank God for taking you. Amen!”Devoutly worshipping God
"F * ck!" Pay attention, pay attention, you are Naruto now, you can't be so rude, and you can't swear. Yes, you have to be patient and kind. You have to be tolerant of ignorant little wimps."Damned brat, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you. F * ck, don't stop me.”
"You old fart, who's afraid of who? I've long disliked you. Don't stop me, I want to use my skill, I want to use Frostmourne to kill him!”The two of them were held up in the air, but there was a little commotion at the scene where they were kicking each other in the air to issue missions.
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"Hey, I heard that you've set your eyes on the old man's crystal ball? Let's make a deal. We'll sneak attack together tonight. After we get the crystal ball, we'll play alone for three days. We'll watch it together for the remaining day.”
" Mm, now that you mention it, I think it's great too. If it's a live broadcast, it'll be very exciting. It'll be even better than watching that. Remember to prepare more tissues at your house, enough for two people. It's not convenient at my house. You know, that woman Qian Ye is eyeing me like a tiger eyeing its prey. F * ck, women are like wolves in their thirties and tigers in their forties. Besides, that woman Qian Ye has a standard positive obsession!”
" Erm, I think you're overthinking it. Qianye said that you're not allowed to climb into her bed when there's thunder at night. You'll wet your bed when there's thunder. She also told you not to disturb her in the future. After all, your thing seems to only have a part of its function activated.”
"Where did you hear this from? Who else knows?"
"I heard it from Watergate. Only Watergate and I know.”
"Well, fine. I'll kill you first. I have to hurry and kill that little bastard before he spreads the news to the entire village!”
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