"Hey, idiot, slow down. Didn't you hear me? " I said,'F * ck, I'm here to monitor you. You better behave yourself. Right, right. You can't be too fast. Just walk slowly. You're rushing so fast. It's not like you're going to reincarnate.”
Yuan Fei was sitting in Naruto's office with a nosebleed."" F * ck, this is so shocking. I can't take it anymore. Sure enough, curves are perfect. Tablets are completely incomparable. If I keep looking, I'll lose my life. Hmm, now it's time to see how that guy works. It's such a simple upgrade and class change mission. If he still doesn't know how to do it, then I'll find a piece of tofu and let him kill himself.”On the screen, a little kid was sleeping on the ground, and a young man was squatting beside him, complaining helplessly.
"I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling. What went wrong? Could it be that…Damn, I forgot that this idiot doesn't know any physical techniques. In addition, what's even worse is that this guy doesn't know what hiding is.”Yuan Fei closed his eyes in pain.
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"Hey, natural idiot, where's your damn toad master? What have you been doing recently? She always felt that without him, there was no passion in life.”
"Eh? How dare you greet my master? Is this the friendship between men? Even though they were always quarreling, if they didn't meet, they would miss each other, just like me and Kenai." It's called an impure friendship between a man and a woman. As for me and Zilaiye, I miss that guy because--only with that guy around can I find a sense of superiority.
" Well, Uncle Tsunete said that when you get together with Zirai, she will know that the second last idiot in the world is Zirai."
"F * ck, then who's the number one loser in the world? Damn, wait, I seem to understand something. I was wondering why Zilai also liked to hang out with me. So that's why.”
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"What are you looking at? Little brat, didn't you see the injured adults? Look again, I'm going to kill you. Moreover, damn brat, you're changing the topic again. I'm asking what that young man is doing now?”
"What? Young man? I'm writing a novel. I heard that it already has a framework. The main character is called Naruto. He…"
"F * ck, you didn't read his stupid book, did you? Are you an adult?"
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"By the way, are we really going to the border like this? After all, with this speed, it will take a few months to arrive. By the time we arrive, the war will be over."
" En, that's true. Although the old fart didn't say a time limit, if it's too long, it'll seem like I'm not up to standard. In that case, don't worry, I'll get Immortal Toad to hurry."
"That, I don't think so."
"No problem, kid. Don't be embarrassed. I'm just bringing you along.”
"It's not the time to think about this. If you fight with Immortal Toad again, I'll carry you and that toad away.”Watergate broke out in a cold sweat. F * ck, that's a mountain of meat. Don't give me any more trouble. I'm begging you to have a heart attack now.
"What? Little brat, don't look down on me. Every time, it's definitely that old toad who will lie down. I won't lie down. However, what you said does make some sense.”
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"Yo, Watergate. Little brat, were you looking for me?”Wen Tai's fat body appeared. He looked up at the sky and said arrogantly,""But why does it feel like there's a familiar aura?”
"Hey, little brat, where are you looking? Do you want to die? F * ck, I just can't understand it. I grew up eating like you, and I'm older than you. F * ck, did you eat pig feed? Grow faster than me!"
Wen Tai's forehead was sweating. It seems that I'm lost. Yes, I'm in the wrong place. Let's hurry home.”She cried and crawled forward, but she couldn't move anymore.
" Sob sob sob, I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. I miss Mommy. I want to go home."
Qian Gui dragged the big toad that was begging to crawl back and stared at the shameless toad.""Hmm, I seem to remember something. Hmm, it's about the Ten Thousand Years Kill, right?”
On Bunta's forehead, a large drop of sweat fell. He did not dare to drop it, afraid that he would wake up the thousand ghosts who were reminiscing.
"I see."
Wen Tai's hair stood on end." That was the idea of those old bastards. Boss, it's definitely not what you think. I was just coerced. coerced."”
"But Toad Zhong said that you've always hated me!”
"Toad Zhong lied. Yes, that's right.”
"Hey, hey, Martial Uncle Qian Gui, now is not the time to talk about this. We still have to rush to the battlefield.”
"Yes, yes, this is important. Come up quickly. I'll bring you there. Hurry up. If you're late, you'll be called out.”After saying that, he pulled it down so that the Thousand Ghost, who didn't know physical techniques, could climb up. -- Wasn't it said that the toad clan was a battle partner, not a mount? What's with that cheap look of yours?
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" Reporting to Lord Okami, I have brought the latest instructions from the third generation. Please take a look."
"Okay, I know. It's been hard on you. You can go down and rest first. Wait, did that ghost follow you here?”
"Ghost?"
"Yes, that fellow Chiba Chigui.”
"Ah, yes. Martial Uncle is here too. He said that he will be carrying out the mission of monitoring and inspecting me. He will be by my side during this period of time.”
"That idiot, I already know. Qi, that old fool is actually so stupid as to give such a mission to that guy. Could it be that he has also been infected by idiocy? Forget it, go back and have a good talk with that old fart-so, Watergate, be careful with that guy, after all, well, just be careful, don't get infected. Also, call him in when you go out.”
"What do you want from me, woman? I've exhausted all my chakras and am resting to replenish them.”gave a yawn
"Idiot, is it time to rest now? Can't you see that everyone is fighting? " Get your spirits up. Hmm, the battle plan for tomorrow has already been drawn up. You will be the vanguard to tear apart the enemy's formation and directly charge at the enemy's leader to kill him!”
"Uh, I don't want to go to the battlefield. It's such a dangerous thing. Damn woman, do you want to murder your husband? Moreover, I have a super mission on hand. This is a secret SSS-rank mission!”
Bang! Okami's face was ashen as he clenched his smoking fist in front of his chest."I said, can we communicate normally now?”
With tears in her eyes, she looked pitiful as she sat beside Tsunei.
"Alright, don't put on that deadpan look. Then, tomorrow, we will carry out the battle plan. During this period, I will have someone watch over you.”He pointed at the door." Alright, go back now and squat down obediently. You can't take half a step out of the door, or else you'll die!" Alright, men, take this guy away and keep a close eye on him.”
Two people came in and stood beside Qian Gui, waiting for him to get up. The three of them walked out.
"Wait, the two of you must watch this person carefully. After all, this fellow will definitely think of a way to escape.”
"Yes, Lord Tsunete."
In the military tent, Thousand Ghost Man was sticking out his butt.
"Hey, hey, hey." Wiping his sweat, he looked back." F * ck, when I was digging the tunnel, I was only focused on digging the back and forgot to leave a way out for myself. F * ck you." What should I do? He couldn't go back. Where was North, South, East, and West? Boohoo, Tsunei, come and save me
"Hmm, I keep feeling that the direction we're digging in doesn't seem right. Well, forget it. Let's dig out first.”
A night had passed, and Chiki was still digging underground.
On the battlefield, Okami was furious."That bastard actually escaped. There's no other way. Alright, follow me out to meet the enemy.”
"Wait, there's a vibration above my head. Damn it, can't we just dig up and get out? Damn, why didn't I think of this earlier? Wuwuwu ~~~ I can finally go out.”
On the battlefield, the dust on the ground was kicked up. A little ghost stuck his head out and took a deep breath of fresh air.
"Huh? A human figure?"
More than ten ninjas were watching Chiba Chikiyoshi.
"Ah, ah, hahaha, hello, hello. I'm just passing by. I'm just passing by. Sorry to disturb you. I'll leave now.”As he spoke, he lowered his head and was about to retract it.
"It's Muye's ninjas. Be careful, my lord!”
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Okami was on the battlefield. The enemy's rear camp was in turmoil. Okami was silent. That idiot must have escaped in the wrong direction.
"F * ck, I already said that I was just passing by. Why don't you listen to my explanation? F * ck, I'm innocent.”While running, cursing
Swoosh swoosh, the Thousand Ghosts were surrounded.
Qian Gui wanted to cry but had no tears. Damn it, if I had known earlier, I would have dug in the opposite direction. What a f * cking Earth. Why was it divided into north, south, east, and west? As for the figure that suddenly appeared in front of me, sorry, it was too fast. God knows how it caught up.
"Hey, let's talk about it. Can you pretend that I never came?”
Brat, what nonsense are you talking about? How can you say such ridiculous things on the battlefield?""Alright, deal with this brat and support the front line.”
The shadows of the two men crossed each other, and a Kunai stabbed into Qian Gui's heart. That man was standing behind Qian Gui, making a flirtatious assassination move.
The scene fell silent. Could it be that this guy was really just passing by?
"F * ck your sister, it hurts!" As he spoke, he covered his chest with his hand and vomited blood. He lay down and struggled to prop himself up with his hands. He gave a thumbs up."So fast! Amazing!" He lay down, but he moved again. He struggled to straighten his body."May I ask if it's more comfortable for me to die head-on or the other way around?”
" F * ck your sister, hurry up and die. Stop struggling, you've already died three times. I beg you to die quickly!" Tears streamed down his face as he looked at the little ghost who was finally lying still. He pulled out the Kunai and kicked the corpse. The corpse flipped over and faced the crowd. That person bowed and was about to take the kid's ninja bag. Eh, I can't pull it away.
" Qi, idiot, how long are you going to pretend to be dead?" At the critical moment, Tsunete appeared. In the center of a huge pit on the ground, Tsunete appeared. Pay attention to the aura, it's so strong!
Bone Tumour got up and cursed at the ninja who was in a daze,""Hey, your sister, do you want to die? I have more than ten thousand taels of private money in my bag. Do you know how easy it is to save so much money piece by piece from that stingy Qianye woman? F * ck, how dare you rob me. I'll settle the score with you next time!" Seeing that he had been seen through, he got up and continued to find a direction to run in while cursing." Hey, hey, Okami, Okami, this way, let's run away quickly. There's no one here." He looked around carefully and was tiptoeing towards the forest at the edge of the battlefield.
Okami grabbed Chiki and threw him behind the enemy.""Dead man, you ran in the wrong direction!"
Chiki, Soaring in the Sky---If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have told Okami. She actually wanted to run away alone. Could it be that she had a gigolo outside and wanted to murder her husband? Soaring in the Sky was very short, but Chiki thought of ending it, thinking of Okami, and then thinking of the red, red bean that had yet to grow up?
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