On the way, Qianyi and I sat in a minivan. The silence along the way made me unable to hold it in any longer!
"I think you should tell me what's going on. Isn't our company a public relations company? Why was he a wanted criminal and a murderer now? "Don't tell me you guys are planning for me to…" As I said this, cold sweat uncontrollably flowed down my back.
The burly man suddenly took out a pistol and loaded it. He waved it in front of me and said,"Boss, this fatty knows our secret. Should we kill him too?”
Mamma Mia, at this moment, my face instantly turned pale again. I was so scared that I almost peed. Looking at my lost soul, the car instantly burst into laughter!
"Hahahaha, why are you so timid?”Qianyi pushed away the pistol in front of me and said,""Fatty, let me tell you! In fact, our public relations company is a hunter company. Our main business is to track fugitives for the police, find people, act as private bodyguards, and so on. However, as long as the customers can afford it, we will do it even if it's a small case!”
After hearing that, I felt like my head was a little big." So you're all hunters, bodyguards, or private detectives, right?”
"You can say that!" Qianyi nodded. I didn't believe Bing Tie when he said you were an expert. I was starting to believe him, but look at you now. You're really annoying!”
"Who is Tie Bing?" I asked.
"The Hunter Union specializes in finding experts and persons-in-charge of introducing cases for public relations companies like ours in various cities. Didn't you meet him at the talent market?”
It was only then that I remembered," No wonder Miss Tie from the talent market took the initiative to strike up a conversation with me. She's from the Hunter Union and even tricked me into joining. What was the difference between this and the underworld? I've been fooled, I've been fooled. This time, I'm really an old cat!”
In order to keep my life, I could only continue to divert the topic, hoping that they wouldn't focus on the fact that they wanted to silence me."Is there a union in this industry?”
"Of course!" Qianyi replied. Otherwise, how could we have so much work! Have you thought about it?"
"What do you mean?"
"Big sister, this kid is clearly playing with you. Why don't you just leave him by the side of the road and shoot him with one shot? I'm too lazy to talk to him!”At this moment, Old Wolf, who had been silent all day, suddenly said.
The sound of the two men and the gunners reloading their guns could be heard. At this moment, the Guiyuan Kidney Treasure that I usually ate displayed its strongest medicinal effect, allowing me to stop the pee that was about to spurt out! I secretly complained in my heart,"Indeed, the heavens are jealous of talents!" Why do I have to be so outstanding and handsome? He actually attracted the attention of this group of beasts. Wasn't this forcing a good girl into prostitution? It's over, it's over!"
"If he doesn't agree to join us, I can only do as you say! Sigh, no one was willing to work for a basic salary of 50,000 yuan a month, plus bonus commissions and year-end dividends. It was really annoying!”At this moment, Qianyi said lightly. The burly man had already slowly moved the muzzle of the gun towards my head.
"Wait! Who said I'm not doing it anymore? He just didn't hear it clearly just now!”I pointed at Qianyi and said," You said it yourself. Give me a basic salary of 50,000 yuan a month, plus bonus commission and year-end bonus! I also want the company to help me buy social security, accumulation funds, personal accident insurance, and an independent dormitory. In addition, I also want to get a car. The parking fee, gas fee, and maintenance fee will all be covered by the company!”
After I said all the random conditions in one breath, the entire carriage quieted down. Everyone looked at me in surprise.
" Are you done?" Qianyi asked.
"Yes, I am!"
"It's that simple? You should have said so earlier! Deal!"
Hearing Qianyi's words, my heart sank again. I regret it! I feel like I've been deceived by this female cheater called Peng Qianyi! But forget it. I can't stand the temptation of that salary anyway. It's only a matter of time before I fall for her trick!
" Alright," Qianyi said." To celebrate Fatty's passing of the probation period, I'll treat everyone to a feast after we receive our bonuses. Then, we'll go and have a good time!" No leave is allowed, otherwise, it will be counted as absenteeism!”
The car instantly became lively! The burly man and the shooter put their hands on my shoulders and laughed heartily. However, when I looked at the guns in their hands, I was still a little afraid. I was always worried that they would go off!
The burly man seemed to have read my mind. He said,"Brother, you're really interesting! You're so timid with such good skills. You must have been pretending just now!”
"Boss, are you afraid of me pointing two guns at your head?”
"Hahahahaha, let me tell you! The shooter and I both had empty guns. The bullets had already been taken out!”The burly man then said to the gunner,"Hahahaha, brother, don't you think this fatty is interesting? I'm dying of laughter!"
The gunner also looked excited. He said to me,"Can I ask you a question?"
"What is it?"
"The movement technique you used to avoid Wen Feidi was the Iron Plate Bridge of Drunken Fist. Your left hand was holding her wrist with a grappling hand, your leg technique was a bouncing leg, and your right hand was using the index finger of the southern Wing Chun Fist. But I don't know what kind of martial arts you used to turn your palm into a claw at the end, and I can't think of any power! Can you tell me?"
After listening to it, I thought to myself,"That kid is actually so powerful. He actually told me all the tricks I used before." However, I can't say that Qianyi is here because she has a good figure. I just want to satisfy my craving. No, this will definitely affect my image in her heart!”So I gave him a thumbs up and said to the gunner with a serious expression,"You really know your stuff. To be honest, this move is a unique move that I created based on the principles of Inch Punch. It's called the Unforgettable Claw!”
"This is a unique skill that I created based on the principle of high-frequency vibration! Combined with Inch Force, it was specialized in breaking body fortification techniques!”
The gunner thought for a moment and seemed to agree."Makes sense, makes sense! Using high-frequency vibration to continuously hit the heart, no expert would be able to withstand such an attack! No wonder such a powerful expert like Wen Feidi was defeated in one move!”
Looking at the big man and the gunner's faces filled with admiration and excitement, I couldn't help but feel proud! I said,"Oh, right, weren't you not there just now? How do you know so much?"
"Hahahaha, do you really think this kid is a shooter who helps others cheat in exams?" The burly man laughed. This guy was a first-class sniper expert. His eyes were as sharp as an eagle's. If he hadn't shot the golden wolf in time, you would have been in trouble!”
It was Christmas Eve, and it was already past ten o'clock when the bounty was collected. We came to a Culb on Hengshan Road, and the strong music inside immediately stimulated everyone's body.
As soon as I sat down, the burly man lit a cigarette. The smell of the cigarette was very strange. I had never smelled it before. I asked him,"What kind of cigarette is this?" Why does it taste so strange?"
The burly man smiled slyly and said,"Want a bite?"”
I took the cigarette and took a puff. I felt that Wen Dao was obedient, so I asked,"What kind of cigarette is it?"
"Dammit!"
"What?" I looked at him in surprise. Qianyi and the others all looked at me and smiled, as if I was a country bumpkin who had never seen a big scene.
"Heavens, who are these people! He actually dared to slap me in public so blatantly!”I sighed in my heart and said,"Isn't it too ostentatious?"”
"Don't make such a fuss. This place is run by the Hunter Union. Many experts will come here to have fun. You will be laughed at by others!”Qianyi said.
"The Hunter Union? There's no need to be so exaggerated, right?" While I was sighing in my heart, a sexy maid dressed as a " hot Ru " beauty had already served all kinds of drinks and snacks. At this moment, Qianyi handed over two forms to her. After the " female " took the form, she noticed that I had been staring at her half-exposed breasts. She winked at me and left with a smile.
At this moment, I couldn't help but feel a sense of happiness."Heavens? This YIN mess was simply heaven! Oh, God! You're too good to me! Mom, I finally found my life!”Just as my fantasies were about to get close to the gay trend, I suddenly remembered that Qianyi had handed over two forms to that " female PU'. I had a bad feeling about it, as if there was another conspiracy waiting for me. "Qianyi, where did you get that form?" I asked.”
"One is a receipt from the employer after completing the mission. Only after we submit the receipt will the union arrange new jobs for us. As for the second one, it's your employment application form. Everyone must complete a case and submit their registration information to the union for filing. Only then would the union recognize his qualifications. Only then would he have the legal qualifications to be a hunter. At the same time, the union would create a file for him and assess him once a year in the future!”
"I see! Does that mean I'm already a member of the guild?”
"That's right, that's it!"
"Then what level is our company at now?”
"Although our company has only been established for less than a year, we're already bronze-grade!”As she spoke, Qian Yi revealed a proud expression. She took a sip of wine and continued,"Every year, the union will assess and rank all members according to their ability. Jade level was the highest, followed by gold, silver, bronze, and iron. The higher the level of the member, the higher the fee, and the higher the difficulty of the case.”
"Does that mean that the Hunter Union has to give a rating to both hunters and public relations companies? Then what level will I be evaluated as?”
Qianyi just smiled and didn't answer my question. At this moment, Old Wolf added,""Based on the combat ability you displayed just now, it wouldn't be too much to even be rated as silver rank.”
After hearing Old Wolf's words, I was secretly delighted."That's true. With a talent like me, even Silver Rank would be quite difficult for me. At the very least, I should be Gold Rank!”
At this moment, the " maid " who had just exploded with breasts came over again. She handed a document bag to Qianyi and smiled at me before leaving.
I looked at the maid and thought to myself,"Little Sao, you must be in love and have taken a fancy to me!" God! Why? Why do you want me to be so handsome? People would be jealous! Baby, come on, give me pain tonight! I'm willing!"
At this moment, Qianyi's voice interrupted my thoughts.""Fatty, let me tell you something!"
"What is it?"
"Your qualification certificate is out!" After saying that, Qianyi handed me the folder and took it. Seeing that the number 777 was printed on it, she hurriedly opened it without thinking too much. There was only a black ID and a laptop inside. I took out the ID and looked at it. There was nothing on it except my photo, name, and company. I asked,"What level do you think I am?"”
The big man said," Black is iron grade, bronze is dark green, silver is silver, gold is gold, and jade is emerald green. You are black, which level do you think you are?”
"No way! I've actually been evaluated as an Iron Rank? Is there a mistake?"
Old Wolf smiled and said," Fighting ability is just one of the items in the assessment. For example, intelligence, reasoning ability, planning ability, willpower, concentration, and knowledge in various aspects are all elements of the assessment. Only people and companies with high comprehensive abilities can receive high ratings. Other than your close combat ability, you didn't do anything else today! Do you think the evaluation can be high under such circumstances?”
This question was a huge blow to a genius like me. Speechless, I could only pick up the cup and gulp it down.
"Qianyi, have you been here for a long time?" A sweet female voice sounded from the side. I couldn't help but be shocked."Amazing. It's so noisy here, but everyone here can hear it so clearly. So powerful!"
I looked in the direction of the voice and saw a tall and beautiful woman walking towards us. "Eh, isn't this Miss Tie from the talent market? So she's so powerful. No wonder she knew I had martial arts at a glance! However, her figure was really not bad. It was much more dangerous than Qianyi's Xiong! Wow, that pair of long legs, coupled with that pair of high heels, made her feel the urge to push her just by looking at them! Wasn't this inciting people to commit crimes? What a big SAO, but I like it!”
As I was thinking, Miss Tie had already walked to Qianyi's side. She looked at me and said,"Qianyi, I didn't choose the wrong person for you, right?"”
Qianyi smiled. It's just an iron rank."
"Oh? Was that so? It seemed that Mr. Huang wasn't that bad, right?”
"What else? He was almost mesmerized by the Golden Snake Concubine and had no self-control at all! I don't know why you like him!”
This Qianyi actually didn't give me any face in front of Tie Bing. I'm so angry that my heart is smoking!
"I've seen your recordings!" Bing Tie said. You can't blame him for this. You guys didn't tell him anything. Anyone who wasn't mentally prepared would be easily mesmerized by Golden Snake Ji's beauty. It was already very good that he could hold on at the last moment, and it was even more impressive that he could kill the Golden Snake Princess without being injured.”
"That's right, that's right. Actually, I'm really easy to beat up!”I hurriedly rolled up my sleeves to reveal my muscular arms.
Qianyi looked at me disdainfully and said,""Alright, alright, I know you're easy to beat up! The three of you go and get him ready. Don't disturb our chat.”
"Prepare? Prepare for what?" I still wanted to say something, but the gunner and burly man revealed a strange smile and pulled me up. Old Wolf said,"Come with me, I'll bring you to have some fun.”
"Pleasure? What fun?" I asked happily when I heard that it was fun.
"Don't ask. You'll know when you come. I guarantee you'll like it!" Old Wolf YIN laughed slyly.
Just like that, I was dragged away by the three of them. There were so many people here tonight. There were all kinds of people from China, the United States, France, and Russia. Those who didn't know better would think that they had come to the United Nations! It was really an international airport's men's restroom-there were all kinds of birds!
Those three bastards didn't say anything to me and brought me to a place that looked like a dressing room. There are quite a few people here, but my intuition tells me that something unusual will happen tonight. Could it be that I'll have a romantic encounter? I tried my best to suppress my curiosity and didn't ask them, lest they look down on me. After a while, a man suddenly rushed in and said,"Are 777 and 778 here yet?”
Isn't number 777 the number printed on the bag with my ID? "Number 777 is here." Old Wolf pointed at me.”The gunner and the burly man revealed that strange smile again, as if some conspiracy was brewing. At this moment, the ominous feeling in my heart became even stronger!
I finally couldn't hold it in anymore and asked loudly,""Can anyone tell me what's going on?”
"It's nothing, it's nothing. It's just that the guild has a rule that all newcomers have to go up on stage to show themselves after they've been approved. If you perform well, you will be rewarded!”"So later, when you go on stage, you have to do your best to show your best side." Please don't lose to number 778!”
"Oh, so it's a talent show. This is my forte! Oh right, who was that 778?”
Old Wolf said," That guy's name is Ruan Zhixiong. He's a newcomer at the Apollo Company. I heard that he's a North Vietnamese soldier. After the war ended, he became a mercenary. He specializes in making a living in countries that are in turmoil. He's a ruthless character!" The previous mission he completed was to assassinate a drug lord codenamed Old Cat at the China-Myanmar border. Don't underestimate your enemy! Alright, it's your turn. Be careful!”
"I understand. Isn't it just a talent show? Why do you make it sound like you want me to go up and fight with my life? You're so mysterious." After saying that, I walked towards the door that Old Wolf pointed at. After passing through a corridor that was more than ten meters long, I finally reached the exit. This was a stage that was more than 20 square meters in size. Only by standing there could one feel how big this Culb was. It was actually three stories high. From the stage, one could see a dark mass of people. Even the corridors on the second and third floors were filled with people. It made me very nervous, but I'm still very confident in my performance!
At this moment, another bald man in a camouflage uniform stood beside me. It seemed that this guy was number 778. This guy looked like he was going to eat me, and his murderous aura made me feel uncomfortable. "Talent performances are meant for everyone to be happy. Why do you have to do this? Could it be that he was so nervous from seeing a big scene for the first time that he forgot to restrain his killing intent? What a country bumpkin!" I laughed in my heart.
At this moment, the broadcast began to introduce the two of us, and the screen above the stage began to play the process of our first mission. At this moment, an iron cage descended from the sky and covered the entire stage. The people upstairs and downstairs were once again in an uproar.
I began to realize that something was wrong. I turned around and saw Old Wolf and the other two standing at the exit. I ran to the cage and shouted at them,"Hey, you three bastards, tell me what's going on!”
The gunner said,"Brother, don't get angry yet! This was the rule of the union. Only half of the new members could pass the examination, and the other half could only practice as amateur hunters. As long as you can defeat him, you can officially practice law!”
"F * ck, why didn't you tell me earlier?”
"I'm just worried that you'll be afraid!"
"Damn it, am I not afraid now? What if someone dies?"
"Don't worry! Nothing will happen in this competition. If you kill your opponent, you will be disqualified, so you don't have to be so afraid!”the burly man explained.
"Damn it, don't lie to me!”
"Don't worry! I'm definitely not lying to you!"
"Good luck! I bet on you winning, so don't lose!”the gunner said.
I have no choice. If I quit now, I won't have to come out and mingle in the future. He could only bite the bullet!
There was still a minute before the match started. Baldy said to me,"Fatty, don't worry! Your friend is right. I won't kill you, so you don't have to be afraid. At most, she would break her arms and legs. She would be fine after a few months of plaster! Hahahaha!"
Damn it, this damn baldy actually dared to talk to me like this! I replied without hesitation,"I'm afraid that if I accidentally kill you, I'll be disqualified!" Don't die so easily!”
The bald man was furious when he heard that. As soon as the bell rang, the bald man pounced over crazily. He was using traditional martial arts, and his moves were very strange. However, I'm not an easy person to deal with either. The Wing Chun Eight Hands have completely blocked my entire body. When the other party's attack was getting weaker, he pushed out a palm and forced the bald man back two steps.
Seeing this, the audience cheered! The bald man lost his face and shouted as he pounced again. Seeing the other party's movements open and close, blindly relying on his ruthlessness, I wanted to clash head-on with him again, using my movement technique to continuously consume his physical strength.
Gradually, the bald man's movements became slower and slower. I seized the opportunity to dodge behind him and was about to finish the move when my left leg suddenly went numb. The move that was supposed to hit me missed! Baldy, who had escaped, seized the opportunity to kick me in the abdomen. It was so painful that I couldn't get up for a long time!
He finally got up and touched his left foot. He actually felt something like a needle, but when he touched it again, there was nothing left except a few drops of water.
"Fatty, do you know what's good for me? If you don't want to suffer anymore, then obediently admit defeat!”
"Hmph, a piece of trash like you actually dares to boast so shamelessly!”I was already angry, and now I was even more furious. I walked over to the referee and asked,"Referee, I want to ask something!"
The referee motioned for me to continue. I said,"Can hidden weapons be used in the competition?”
"The competition does not allow the use of any equipment other than the body!”
"Then can I still bet on myself to win?”
"Yes, you can bet until the end of the competition, but the contestants can only bet on themselves to win!”
Hearing the referee say this, I said to the big man,"Big man, I bet 10,000 yuan that I will kill this bald guy in 10 seconds!”
Seeing my sudden confidence, even the burly man was stunned. He only nodded silently. Since I used my internal energy to say this, everyone present heard it clearly! All the audience members were once again excited by my move, and a new wave of bets was set off in the arena!
I once again walked to the center of the arena. As the bell rang, the competition began again. All the spectators began to count down. I didn't move, and neither did Baldhead. As a person, he was naturally very happy to do this. As long as the ten seconds were up, it would naturally be considered my loss. It was better than fighting me to the death.
When the audience counted to three, I suddenly spat. The bald man's instinctive reaction was to raise his arm to block his head. Suddenly, she felt a pain in the back of her head, and she lost all feeling and fell to the ground. When the audience saw this result, they could not spit out the last word for a long time!
Almost at the same time, three bottles of beer on a table below the stage suddenly exploded. I looked down from the stage and saw a beautiful woman in a black evening dress staring at me angrily. In order to show my respect, I blew a kiss at her without hesitation. The beauty was so angry that she left with a red face.
At this moment, the cage gradually rose up. The burly man returned to the lounge and said,"You're so f * cking disgusting, spitting in front of so many people, how do you look like an expert?”
"F * ck, when did I say I was an expert?”
"What happened just now?" Old Wolf asked. The first attack could have killed that guy. With your strength, how could you have missed?”
I told him the entire process. When everyone heard this, they were very angry. The burly man said angrily,"Motherf * cker, they actually used such despicable methods. Let's go and sue them?”
"Forget it, stop fooling around! We won anyway, so let them go!”Qianyi walked over and said. Tie Bing followed behind her and nodded at me to congratulate me.
When I returned to my seat, I picked up my glass and downed a large glass of beer. At this moment, the gunner came back excitedly and said to me,"Congratulations! Knocking out 10,000 opponents in ten seconds turned into 500,000. It was too awesome!”After saying that, he handed me a check.
"What is it? Five hundred thousand?" I looked at the six-figure check in my hand and suddenly felt a little dizzy.
"That's right! You were an unpopular player to begin with, so the odds were higher than his. It was 1:20, but you set a 10-second KO. This kind of bet was 1:50. You've only invested 10,000 yuan, doesn't that mean you won 500,000 yuan? Are you dissatisfied?"
"No, no, I'm too satisfied! "Wahahahaha!" Suddenly, I felt like I was living in a dream. Everything happened so suddenly and so easily!
I don't know how much I've drunk. Although I don't really like drinking, I've never been drunk in the past few years. The burly man and the shooter were dragged to another table by Qian Yi to have a drink. Old Wolf sat in his seat without saying a word and kept typing on his laptop. I didn't want to provoke this sinister fellow, so I picked up my beer and drank it alone.
"Why are you drinking alone?"
"Oh? So it's Miss Tie. Please take a seat!"
"I drank a little too much. Can you accompany me for a walk?”
"I'd be happy to."
I just stood up. I don't know if Tie Bing was really drunk, but he actually ignored my wishes and wrapped his arms around my left hand, leaning against me. Wow, two beautiful girls using this trick on a gentleman like me in one day. It's really too difficult for me!
Tie Bing and I used this extremely ambiguous posture as we walked on Mount Heng Road. Perhaps it was the effect of alcohol, but this flushed face looked especially beautiful under the illumination of the street lamps!
"Are you feeling better?"
"Yes." "Is this the life you want?" she asked after a pause.”
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing. I just wanted to ask if you're used to this kind of life.”
"This is my first day of living like this. What's there to get used to?”
When Tie Bing heard my reply, he said with a sense of loss,"Oh, really?"
"Miss Tie…"
"Don't call me Miss Tie, just call me Tie Bing!”
"Oh, okay, okay!"
"Do you know that your performance tonight has attracted the attention of all the hunters in Shanghai? This also allowed you to advance from Iron Rank to Bronze Rank, but you also caused trouble!”
"What do you mean?"
"Stop pretending! You flashed behind Ruan Zhixiong and slashed three times with your left hand while your right hand popped out a button. How brilliant do you think your methods are? There are at least 80 to 100 people present who can see your little tricks.”
"You saw everything?"
"Do you know that woman is the daughter of Sun God's boss, Yang Guang?" Tie Bingleng smiled coldly. You did it in front of so many people and said that you would take care of their people in ten seconds. It was indeed a beautiful job, but it made Old Man Yang lose a lot of face. In the end, you still want to embarrass his daughter. Do you think he can tolerate you?”
"Who is that Sunshine?”
"Sun God is one of the three largest Hunter Public Relations companies in Shanghai. In addition to being the boss of Sun God, Sunshine is also the secretary general of the Hunter Union. Yang Yan is the only pearl in his palm. I think you'll be in trouble soon!”
"It can't be, right? This is too barbaric!"
"The world is like this. The strongest person can dominate the others!”
Hearing Tie Bing's words, I could only complain in my heart,"Why am I always so unlucky? I've been encountering such things recently. I beg you to bless me!”
I don't know why, but even a 'top-notch' character like me would naturally restrain myself in front of Ice Iron. At this moment, the countdown sounded on the street. As time passed, the midnight bell rang.
"Happy Christmas!"
I smiled at Tie Bing and said,"Happy Christmas!"”
"Bo!" Tie Bing unexpectedly kissed me! Logically speaking, I should have been incomparably excited, but I was actually stunned at this moment! (Aren't you trying to mess with me? What a waste of an opportunity!
At that moment, I felt a strange feeling in my heart. It was as if I had experienced this scene before, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't grasp any clues in my mind.
Seeing my dazed look, Tie Bing smiled and said,"I couldn't tell that you're quite innocent!”
I was unconvinced and threatened,"I advise you not to provoke me, or else be careful that I will do something to you!"”
Bing Tie glanced at me and said disdainfully,"You?"
"You don't believe me? If you don't believe me, let's spar tonight." As the saying goes,'when you hit a snake, you hit a stick.' My right hand was placed on that small waist at a speed of more than one-sixteenth of a second.
Just as I was feeling unusually excited about my success, I felt a strong internal force coming from my icy waist, causing my right hand to go numb for the entire night.
"Hehehe, aren't you underestimating me? You're still not qualified!"
I shook my numb right hand and asked with a smile,"Then what does it take to pass?"
"The best way to move a woman is to make her feel touched.”
"Touched? How so?"
"This is the problem you have to consider! I'll give you a year to solve your problem, but shouldn't you go back now? Qianyi and the rest are still waiting for us inside!”
That night, everyone dispersed at daybreak. When I returned to the dormitory, I kept thinking about Tie Bing's words," Give me a year to solve my problem? What's wrong with me? And why did it have to be a year? Couldn't he do it for one night? As long as she stays with me for a night, won't all my problems be solved? Women are really confusing!"
When I woke up, it was already the evening of the second day.
Beep beep beep. I had just picked up the phone when Qianyi's voice came from the other end."Damn fatty, where have you been all day?”
"I'm drunk. I just woke up!"
"With your work attitude, I'm going to deduct your salary! There's a situation now. Come back quickly!”Then, he hung up.
An hour later, I finally returned to the company. The three of them looked like they had a hangover and were lazily lying on the table. Looks like I still look the most like a human! No choice, who wants me to be the main character!
At this moment, Old Wolf smiled evilly and asked,"Fatty, where did you go with Miss Tie last night?”
"The countdown has begun!"
"Is it that simple?"
"How complicated do you think it is?"
"However, Miss Tie's figure is amazing. Compared to her, even our boss is…hehehe!”
"That's right," I whispered in agreement."Just a body that exceeds a C cup is enough to make me want to die for a night." Hahahahaha!"
At this moment, Qianyi walked over from the office and said,""Everyone, listen up. Tie Bing sent me an email today to tell me that the daughter of the financial king of China will be returning to Shanghai from America next week. As he had many enemies in the business world, he was worried that someone would harm his daughter, so he paid a lot of money to hire bodyguards from the Hunter Union. He was mainly responsible for his daughter's safety while she was in the country.”
"Are we the only ones doing this mission?" Old Wolf asked.
"Half right!"
"What do you mean?" We asked in confusion.
"This mission will be done by us and the largest hunter company in Shanghai!”
"Silvermoon?" the gunner said.
"That's right, it's Silver Moon. We were going to let the Sun God and the Silver Moon do it, but because we completed a few missions ahead of time, our strength was upgraded by the Hunter Committee and we were designated as a silver-tier company. In addition, Fatty made the Sun God lose face that night, and after Iron Ice's persuasion, the bosses of the guild called this mission to us. Everyone must be in their best condition!”
Actually, it doesn't matter what mission I accept. Anyway, I can only do some physical labor. When the time came, he would eat whatever he had and drink whatever he had. When I see that the road is not right, I will tell you everything! In short, there was a famous saying in the martial arts world," Safety first, safety first!”
For the next week, I was forced to learn about firearms, shooting, and some basic knowledge of bodyguards from the gunmen every day. It was almost suffocating!
He only stopped the extremely boring pre-job training three days before the mission began. Because he had to go to Silver Moon's headquarters to hold a communication meeting. No way, wouldn't that be even more boring!
Silver Moon was indeed the largest hunting company in Shanghai. Apart from its reputation, the decoration of its headquarters was also very luxurious! They had bought the top three floors of the tallest commercial building in Shanghai. As expected, it was 'Little Cow Drinks Wine-Drunken (Most) Awesome!'”
The content of the meeting was nothing more than the old-fashioned topic of how the two companies would cooperate and how everyone's tasks would be distributed. Anyway, I don't know anything other than close combat. I can only be a driver and run errands. I can't do anything else. Therefore, I used the urine to escape to the rooftop to smoke.
As the saying goes, a puff of smoke after peeing is better than a god! Anyway, the weather today is pretty good. It's quite sunny. I found a shady place to lie down and sleep! Looking at the clouds in the sky, the winter sunlight sprinkled on her body and felt warm. It was really indescribable!
"Sob, sob ~ That heartless person actually has a woman behind his back. I'm so angry!”
"Don't cry. Those b * tches are worse than dogs. You must never pay attention to them in the future.”
"But I really like him!”
Listening to these boring, funny, and old-fashioned conversations, I knew that someone had fallen out of love, so I carefully stuck my head out with the professional interviewing spirit of a reporter. The one crying was none other than the Sun God's daughter, Yang Yan. The one who comforted her was a girl in a black skintight leather jacket and leather pants. Her hair had just reached her neck. In terms of beauty, she was definitely more beautiful than Yang Yan! She was slightly shorter than Qianyi, but she was definitely a super voluptuous figure. He exuded a wild aura.
The more Yang Yan cried, the more energetic she became. No matter how hard she tried to persuade that wild beauty, she could not be persuaded. In the end, I even heard a classic line: "Ah, I don't want to live anymore!"
"Damn, this girl is too interesting!”I laughed maniacally in my heart. I knew that my phone was ringing. This time, I was in trouble!
"Who is it?" The wild beauty shouted.
"No one!"
Actually, this answer was just an instinctive reaction. There was no element in it at all. However, in Wild Girl, it became an insult to her.
"Bastard, get out here!"
The wild woman quickly found my location. Without a second word, he kicked at My Life Gen. Fortunately, I reacted in time. I used my right hand to support myself on the ground and flipped over to avoid it. At the same time, I held my phone with my left hand and said,"Hey, I'm on the rooftop, but there's a beauty pestering me now, so I can't leave even if I want to!”
When the wild beauty heard my words, she was even more furious. His leg techniques became faster and more ruthless. Hehe…Don't think I'm fat, I'm very good at qinggong. No matter how fast the opponent's leg technique was, he just couldn't kick me. Every time, I just dodged! It didn't take long for me to figure out the other party's path. I saw an opportunity to improve and force the horse. Just the horse stance alone caused him to lose his balance and he sat on the ground.
"Hahahahaha, beauty, your Taekwondo is as good looking as your face! However, these flowery people can't even beat the hooligans on the street. Fortunately, you met me, a peerless handsome man who has tender feelings for women! Otherwise, you'll suffer." Seeing the beautiful girl on the ground covering her butt for a long time without saying a word, I couldn't help but laugh again.
Suddenly, I felt a sharp chill behind me. I turned around and saw a blue ice sword that was already pointing at my heart from five meters away.
Although the ice sword was five meters away from me, I had a strange feeling. It was as if I would be pierced by the sharp blade if she let go.
"Hehe, even if Miss Yang is heartbroken, you don't have to be so angry! Let's talk things out! Speak properly!"
"Rascal!" Yang Yan looked at me angrily and said,"You embarrassed me last week and eavesdropped on me today. Now, I'm going to kill you, you scum!”
Wow, this hot girl is really something. She actually dares to say and do it. He loosened his fingers and the ice sword really shot out from the sky! Not only me, but even the wild beauty sitting on the ground couldn't help but be shocked! Heavens, such a ridiculous scene would only appear in cartoons. I didn't expect it to really happen! Mama Mia! Seeing that I couldn't dodge it, I instinctively used Neo's classic move to dodge bullets in the Matrix. I saved my life, but because my belly was too big, my shirt was still cut by the sharp sword aura. I was so scared that I fell to the ground. However, the most terrible thing was not that his clothes were torn, but that this blue bird sword could not only fly but also chase and slash people. I immediately jumped up from the ground and used my fastest speed to escape. However, this damn thing could actually be slashed the most! Pervert.
"Help! The perverted she-devil murdered her husband!"
After Yang Yan heard my words, she added fuel to the fire! The ice sword's speed became even faster. After a few rounds, I was outmatched. However, because it was too fast, I couldn't change direction at all. If I slowed down, there would only be one outcome. Just as I was about to be pierced through, I found a life-saving straw. It's the sexy woman standing in front of me!
When I reached her, I shouted,"I'll play!" With both hands supporting me, I hit the pair of plump " meat buns ". The flexible elasticity just happened to reduce a portion of my forward momentum, allowing me to change direction and fall to the left. This time, he managed to dodge the ice sword behind him! In order to prevent hurting the innocent, Yang Yan could only forcefully withdraw her move. Finally, I avoided a calamity!
"Wah ~~~~!" The sexy woman exclaimed.
"Haha, good, really good!”I sat on the ground in shock and replied!
"B * tch, I'm going to kill you!" Fei Fei covered her mouth and cursed angrily.
"Beauty, I have no choice! Don't worry, I swear I won't tell anyone about your secret of being good at playing, okay?”
"Go to hell!" Feifei said and was about to come up. Just as I was about to escape, my legs suddenly went numb. I didn't know when my lower body had been frozen, making me unable to move!
"Feifei, get out of the way!" Yang Yan actually took the chance to condense three dark blue ice swords while I was talking.
"Pervert, slut, wolf, go to hell! Ice Blue Trio!"
Three ice swords stabbed at me from three tricky angles. Just as I was about to pee in fear, three gunshots rang out and the ice swords exploded. Only then did I finally heave a sigh of relief!
"Who is so nosy?"
"Yanyan, why are you so angry? Why did you hit my new buddy so hard?”It was Qianyi.
It turns out that Qianyi found out that I was missing after the meeting, so she called me. Who knew that she would find out from the phone that I was fighting someone on the rooftop, so she and the three gunmen rushed up. Yang Yan shot out three ice swords. In a moment of desperation, the gunner shot three times in a row and shattered the ice sword, pulling me back from the gates of hell. It was only then that I realized that my shirt and pants were completely soaked in cold sweat!
"Sister Yi, this slut is too despicable. Not only did she eavesdrop on us, but she also took the opportunity to molest Feifei! Do you think he should be killed?"
After listening to Yang Yan's fallacy, I immediately became angry. If you didn't use your flying sword without saying a word, why would I ask that beauty to lend me strength? Besides, they didn't say they wanted to kill me, so what's wrong with you? Are you jealous that I didn't ask you for help?”I said as I stared at her big MIMIYIN smile.
Yang Yan and the wild woman blushed.
"I must kill you!" Yang Yan said," Fairies who roam the world, please gather your power into my hands and let the holy light of justice dispel evil!”As she spoke, a surge of energy quickly gathered in her right hand, gradually forming a white energy ball.
Qian Yizai saw that the situation was not right and immediately shouted,"Yang Yan, stop!"
"Little slut, you're actually so ruthless!"
"Damn b * tch, you pervert is dying and your mouth is still so dirty! Die! Holy Light Bullet!"
"Huang Yinian, shut up! Stop talking!" "Yang Yan, calm down!" Although Qianyi wanted to be the peacemaker, Yang Yan did not seem to buy it! With a flash of white light, a light screen actually shook her away.
"Sister Yi, it's fine if your company's trash dies. Tomorrow, I'll give you ten good and handsome martial arts! But today, I must kill this fatty!”
The other party's words clearly did not put her in his eyes. Qianyi was instantly furious when she heard that! At this moment, Old Wolf, the burly man, and Silver Moon's men all rushed over. Hearing these words, everyone felt disgusted.
Yang Yan was spoiled by her father since she was young. She was used to being unruly and domineering. Later, she became a disciple of a famous western master teacher and developed her skills. In her heart, she didn't put anyone else in her eyes except for a few top experts. After that, her father, Sunshine, became the secretary of the Hunter Union and supported her in everything. He became even more arrogant. If the people from other companies did not like her, they would be ruthless. If it was light, they would break their arms and legs. If it was serious, they would die on the spot! Once, when she was working with a small hunting company, she overstepped her authority to order the other company's staff. When the other company ignored her, she killed all three of the other company's staff in front of the employer. Therefore, Yang Yan had offended many people. Now that someone was going against her, everyone present actually wanted to see her make a fool of herself!
However, as far as I was concerned, it was actually difficult for me to back down. I originally only wanted to take advantage of her verbally, but I didn't expect this little slut to actually dare to publicly kill her in front of so many people. To put it bluntly, I really want to escape, but there are so many people here. If I escape, I won't have the face to come out in the future! Sure enough, it confirmed a wise saying-you have to pay back!
At this moment, Yang Yan was protected by the white light, and no one could approach her. The Holy Light Bomb in her hand seemed to be nearing its end. Under such circumstances, I could only look at Qianyi!
Qianyi fell to the ground with blood flowing out of the corner of her mouth. She seemed to have suffered internal injuries from the white light that Yang Yan had just released. The three shooters immediately ran in front of her. "Fatty, Boss is injured. She wants you to keep your life. Godfather!" At this moment, the gunner shouted from the side.
Yang Yan glanced at him and said,"As expected, all the people from a trash company are trash!"”
"Little slut, what did you say?" The gunner shouted angrily," Fatty, don't lose. Kill her and take her to the bridal chamber!"”
"Men are indeed despicable things!”After saying that, Yang Yan did not care about the safety of the people present. She instantly condensed several ice swords and shot them out! The ice sword was capable of killing men! Even Silver Moon's men were not spared, instantly injuring three or four of them. This was going to be a huge ruckus! The experts in the arena had originally come up with the mentality of watching the show. Who knew that they would be cut down for no reason? No one could swallow this anger in their hearts! However, since the general secretary of the union was the father of this female fiend and their boss, they held back and did not make a move. Otherwise, ten Yang Yans would probably not be enough to kill them!
At this moment, someone shouted,"Brother, kill this b * tch!"”，Instantly, a stone stirred up a thousand waves. Everyone present shouted,"Kill her!" "Don't let this woman off!"
I seemed to be affected by everyone's emotions. My thoughts of escaping were immediately replaced by endless fighting spirit!
Feifei also felt that the matter had blown up, so she advised,"Yang Yan, forget it. Stop! Someone is already injured!" Yang Yan also felt that things had gone a little overboard. Just as she was hesitating whether she should stop, I said,"Come on, little b * tch! Wait for me to f * ck you, I will let you have a taste of being tied up, whipped, waxed, burnt, and embarrassed! Hehehehe, COMEONBaby!”The Hunters were usually people who walked along the road, so they naturally weren't as well-trained as me. When they heard my bold words, they all cheered for me."You're indeed a man!"
However, Yang Yan was completely enraged." Pervert, go to hell!”
The Holy Light Bullets that were emitting white light shot over with the momentum of wind and thunder. He sat down and a vigorous internal strength surged out from his dantian. Two white blade lights actually shot out from his left palm.
"Saber light?" "Oh my god!" Old Wolf shouted in surprise. Who was this guy? He could actually release saber qi that was visible to the naked eye with just his bare hands!”
As the saying goes, an expert will know when he makes a move. Everyone present is an expert, so they are naturally amazed by my skill!
However, what surprised them even more now was that my right fist was able to easily deflect the white ball of light. This was completely out of Yang Yan's expectations. In a moment of desperation, she hurriedly condensed a white light screen in front of her to block it! The Holy Light Bullet collided with the light screen and produced a violent explosion. It seemed that Yang Yan, this little slut, really had some skills. She actually blocked it for her. Everyone's attention was focused on Yang Yan, but the white smoke from the explosion blocked everyone's vision. I rushed up under the cover of the smoke. No one knew what happened behind the smoke, so I retreated from the smoke again!
Seeing that I was fine, Qianyi and the other two heaved a sigh of relief. The burly man asked,"Fatty, what are you laughing at? What happened?"
"Hehe, art, it's simply great art!"”
"What does art mean?" Everyone was baffled by our conversation. Seeing that Yang Yan hadn't come out for so long, everyone started to get nervous.
"What did you do to Yang Yan?" The girl called Feifei asked.
"Do you want to know what I did? Alright, I'll tell you if you agree to go on a date with me!”
"Rascal!" At this moment, the smoke began to slowly disperse, and the female lead's figure began to gradually appear.
Yang Yan walked out with her ice sword in hand and said,"Let's do it again!"
The crowd burst into laughter. Some people even laughed until they fell to the ground. Yang Yan's heart was filled with question marks. Feifei, as her good friend, also shouted at this time.
"What happened to Feifei?" Yang Yan asked.
"Hair, your hair!" Yang Yan touched her head and almost fainted. It turned out that the left side of her head had become bald. To a woman, this was worse than death! Tears welled up in his eyes as he roared,""Damn fatty, I'll fight you to the death!”
The saber qi in my hand surged again."Alright! This time, I'll shave off the right side of your head! I'll let you be the smart Ikkyu! Kekeke, we love you…"
Yang Yan started to be afraid. She looked like she really wanted to fight me to the death, but I knew that she was more afraid of me shaving the other half of her hair! At this moment, she was extremely helpless. Every time she wanted to make a move, I would look at her remaining hair and smile evilly as I gestured with my hand to cut her hair. Then she would retreat. Just like that, if she didn't make a move, I wouldn't make a move either. We just wasted time like this.
" Look at your head, it's like a rubber ball…" Although I didn't attack, I continued to use psychological tactics to pressure the audience. The audience was so happy to hear my words that some even joined in the jeering. In the end, even Feifei couldn't help but laugh, but she quickly held it back. Only Yang Yan was the one in the most pain. This was the first time she had been humiliated in public since the day she was born. She didn't dare to hit me, and she couldn't win against me. She couldn't let go of the anger in her heart."I feel like they're using their eyes to rape me!”
As for me, I don't care if you're happy or not. Anyway, the one who flirts first is cheap. Seeing her face turn green and white, my heart was indescribably happy! I kept exerting mental pressure on her, and she finally couldn't take it anymore. A mouthful of blood rushed out of her mouth and she fainted. "F * ck, he actually made me faint from anger. He's a Silver Hunter one level higher than me. He can't be so weak, right?”
At this moment, Feifei ran over, and the " audience " left one after another. This farce finally came to an end. This matter quickly spread throughout the entire industry.
When the shooter invited me to dinner that night, he asked me about what happened. When I told him the whole story, that guy's jaw almost dropped to the ground!
"Brother, you're too strong! I'm convinced. You actually offended the daughters of the three major hunting companies all at once. You're too awesome. I admit defeat!”
"What two young ladies?"
"That's right! The one in black is Zou Feifei, the only daughter of Silver Moon's boss, Zou Gang. She and Yang Yanli are both famous people in this industry. Almost all the companies have conflicts with these two girls, but they are afraid of their family background! However, they actually fell into your hands this time. It's really satisfying! Brother, I think your name is already famous in the Hunter world!”
Hearing this, I deeply felt a sense of powerlessness. He really didn't know what to do in the future! Before he left, the shooter gave me something that looked like a flashlight. Qianyi asked him to give it to me. He said that this thing was the most suitable weapon for me to use. He even said that it was the latest invention of a fire company called Huaxing Pujun in the United States. I don't know why I only felt a headache. As for how to use that thing, I don't remember it either. I fell asleep in bed for a long time!
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