That night, I had another strange dream.
I saw myself together with Tie Bing, and it seemed that our relationship was quite close. Later on, just as we were progressing further, the camera showed me fighting with a silver-haired man holding a sword. In the dream, I was indeed brave and extraordinary. I held a divine sword and fought a series of battles with the silver-haired man. Other than comparing weapons, we also fought with our fists and legs. That scene was even more amazing than a Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster!
Actually, I've had similar dreams before, but never as real as this one. What I don't understand is that every time I have such a dream, when I wake up the next day, I feel like there are more things in my head, such as inner force chants, martial arts moves, and even some related tactics and experiences! The strangest thing is that as long as these things exist, I can use them naturally, as if I knew how to use them before.
When she woke up, it was already past eleven o'clock in the afternoon. When she turned on her phone, she realized that there were more than ten missed calls and more than ten text messages. He opened the latest message and saw that he was done for! The daughter of the financial magnate had already arrived in Shanghai. Oh my god! Why did he arrive early? Wasn't he only arriving tomorrow? However, when I returned the phone to the main interface, I was even more stunned. Why had I slept for a day and a night? Now it's actually two days after my battle with Yang Yan! I'm in trouble this time. Qianyi will definitely kill me!
I hurriedly ran to the bathroom, planning to take a shower and change my clothes before rushing to Qianyi's place. When I opened the door, I saw Qianyi, Feifei, Yang Yan, who was wearing a wig and a sun hat, and a beautiful woman I didn't know sitting in the living room. "Wa ~~~~~" Words like "wolf","pervert","bitch", and so on came out. Then, the pillows on the sofa were thrown at me. What was going on? Isn't this my house? How did I become a perverted slut?
When I entered the bathroom, I realized that I was only wearing a pair of underwear. No wonder they were so excited. "Could it be that I didn't reveal enough and they're unhappy? If you want to see it, just say it. I'm the best guest to girls! Or do you miss me after not seeing me for two days? Who is that girl I don't know? Why did he look so familiar? He wondered where he had seen him before. Maybe it's the three little SAO friends who heard about my heroic deeds and came to watch my majestic appearance!”
With excitement in my heart, I finally finished my shower. I went back to my room to change before leaving the living room. I sat down and didn't even have time to speak when Tie Bing brought out a bowl of porridge from the kitchen and placed it in front of me."Hurry, eat it while it's hot!"
If you don't have anything to do, you're either a traitor or a thief! I immediately became alert. "What's going on with you guys?"
"You've had a fever for a day and a night. Now that you're finally awake, eat some porridge to clear your stomach.”
Listening to Tie Bing's words, I remembered the dream from last night. Could it be that the dream foretold that Tie Bing and I would have a heart-wrenching love? It just so happened that he hadn't eaten for a day and was really hungry now. He didn't care about being polite. After all, this was his house!
After eating and drinking to my heart's content, I lit up a Double Happiness cigarette from Guangzhou Cigarette Factory and smoked happily.
"Are you done eating?" Qian Yi asked with a sweet smile.
"Alright!"
"Have you slept enough?"
"Enough."
"Next, shouldn't we talk about you and the few of us?”
I was shocked as I looked sideways at the five beauties who were smiling gently at me. Even Yang Yan and Fei Fei who wanted to fight me to the death were no exception. The beauty I didn't know was smiling even sweeter! "Could it be that Yang Yan and Feifei couldn't beat me, so they missed me day and night, so they ran away from home and planned to stay with me for the rest of their lives? And that beauty, needless to say, she must have been mesmerized by my handsomeness! Oh my god! Why did you suddenly let five beautiful women appear in my life? Do you know that I'll lose weight like this? BUT，Ido!”
After connecting, I revealed an invincible expression that I believed would be irresistible to even female beings. I said seriously,"Alright, you don't have to say anything. I already know.”
The five girls were stunned and thought,""We didn't say anything, how did you know?”
I continued,"I know your intentions. Don't worry!" I'll take care of you!"
Just as Qianyi was about to say something, I waved my hand to stop her. I continued,"No need to explain, I really know everything! Don't worry, you won't differentiate between big and small!”
Qianyi was about to say something when I interrupted her.""I know, I know! Now, in the name of a man, I declare that I will be responsible for raising this family! All you have to do is…"
Bang! She punched me in the face and shouted angrily,""Are you going to let me speak or not?"
I lay on the sofa and bit my lower lip as I whispered,"For you guys, for this family, I will learn to be patient!”
At this moment, other than Tie Bing who was covering her mouth and laughing, the other four girls were looking at the man in front of them with strange and surprised eyes. Black lines kept flowing down their heads! Qianyi grabbed my flower and pulled me up from the sofa.""You damn pervert, what are you thinking about all day?”
"I know, I really understand…"
" Pa, pa." I was only halfway through my sentence when Qianyi ruthlessly gave me two light flashes. She even forcefully lifted the hand that was holding Duo up. I immediately let out a shrill scream! Yang Yan and Fei Fei also smiled when they saw my miserable state, as if saying that I deserved it. That's right, I'm indeed a person who can sacrifice everything for love. This must be them testing me. I have to endure, endure, endure!
Qianyi pointed at the beauty I didn't know and said,""Let me tell you, this is the daughter of the financial king of China, Miss Vivi. He is the target of our mission!”
" No wonder I said it looked familiar. I thought…"
"What did you think?" Qianyi once twisted my flower forcefully and said,""Are you up to something bad again?”
"No, no, even if I had the guts, I wouldn't dare!”I said that, but I was thinking in my heart: "Little Yi, I know you're jealous. Don't worry, I'll definitely add color to your black and white life.”
Qianyi let go of My Duo, straightened her clothes, and sat down.""We looked for you for a long time yesterday, but you didn't pick up. Hence, he met up with Silver Moon's men and headed to the airport. However, on the way back to the villa, he was attacked by an unknown source. I don't know if you're lucky enough to be driving in your place. In short, the driver was shot dead on the spot. Fortunately, when they arrived at the villa, Vivi stepped on the air and twisted his foot. At this moment, the villa actually exploded. Someone must have installed a bomb! Considering your skills and the environment here is suitable for defense, and there are three rooms. You can't live in all three rooms, so we decided to move to your place for the time being. Anyway, you should still sleep in a room alone. The two of us will sleep in a room. It won't affect you!”
"Is she going to stay here too?" I pointed at Yang Yan and asked.
"Yes, after the two attacks, our father was worried that we would not have enough manpower, so he hired Sun God as well, so now the three companies are taking over together. Do you have any objections?"
Even though things were a little different from what I had guessed, there was no reason to reject a beauty who had delivered herself to my doorstep. Although Yang Yan's personality was a little flawed, she would do it for him! Just look at my rotten stomach and you can tell that I'm not a picky eater! So I said indignantly," Of course I have no objections. A righteous messenger like me is simply the nemesis of evil. If I meet those assassins, I'll let them know that I'm using my iron fist!”
"Bragging! If we hadn't come in time, you would probably be the first Bronze Hunter in the world to burn to death in your own home because of a fever!”Yang Yan said disdainfully.
I rolled my eyes at her and said to Tie Bing,"Do you live here too?"
"Hehe, I just came to see you, a fool who almost died from a fever. I still have something to do, so I'll leave! I'll come and see you again when I'm free!" Bing Tie left. Looking at Tie Bing's back, an inexplicable feeling welled up in his heart again. It was like a dream. Did I really know her in the past? Suddenly, she felt a pain. It was Qianyi again. Why didn't you close the door after they left? Wouldn't we be finished if there were assassins?”
After closing the door, I returned to the living room and sat down. Yang Yan said,"Pervert, I'm hungry. Go get something to eat!"
Looking at her attitude, I said angrily,"How can I, a five-foot-nine-inch man, do such a thing? If you want to eat, make it yourself!"
"But I feel hungry too!" Vivi said in her sweet voice.
OH，MYGOD! Wasn't speaking in such a delusional voice inciting people to commit a crime? However, what I found most difficult to resist was her slightly aggrieved gaze. Coupled with that pure and perfect angel face and that slightly pouted cherry mouth, she was simply seducing me! Hehe, although he's very hot, I'm a scholar with a firm belief in masculinity! How could he give in so easily? "Don't worry, leave the cooking to me!"”
Thump, thump! The five beauties all fell to the ground, while I used my fastest Qinggong to dash down the stairs towards the direction of the market!
He excitedly bought a few large bags of vegetables and meat. The elevator was really annoying. When you were not in a hurry, it would open at any time. When you were in a hurry, it would stop at a certain floor and not come down. Anyway, I don't live high up on the seventh floor, so I might as well take the stairs! Taking a deep breath, he activated his qinggong and rushed up. Fortunately, no one was taking the stairs now. Otherwise, he would definitely think that he had encountered a ghost in broad daylight. As soon as she arrived, she heard two men whispering behind the door.
"Hurry up, don't expose yourself too much. Be careful not to let others find out!”
"Alright, don't rush me. It's almost done!"
I immediately became alert. I gently placed the bag in my hand at the corner of the stairs, then hid behind the door of the stairs and secretly took a look. There are two men who are sneakily installing cameras on the door opposite my house. "Hehe, it's time for me to make a contribution! But what if there were two of them? That's right, I'll first suppress them with a super imposing appearance. Then, I'll surprise the guy on the left with a kick to the crotch. Then, the guy on the right will definitely punch me. At this time, I'll quickly squat down and use Monkey Steals Peaches to grab his balls. Even if I can avoid this move, I'll definitely lose my balance. I'll immediately pounce on him and stab his eyes with Two Dragons Fighting for the Pearl. At that time, you guys won't be able to resist! Little guy, I'm here!"
I took advantage of the time when the two of them lowered their heads to pack up their tools and ran up as fast as I could. It couldn't be said that my speed was really fast. The two of them really didn't react in time. A kick to the groin shot out like lightning. It hit! Then, I crossed my legs and sat down cross-legged. I used Monkey Steals Peach and hit again! Everything was as I expected. Everything was under my control! The two moves were done in one go, as fast as flowing water and clouds. But something seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't remember what was wrong! What was it? Hmm, it seems to be some kind of sound effect. What sound is missing? Thinking about it again, ah, right, it was the sound of a scream after being hit. Eh, why aren't they screaming? Did he faint? That was the most painful thing for men! It was impossible for him to faint so easily! Also, why are my hands empty? Sigh, could it be that I'm a woman? Where are my balls?
"Kid, are you a pervert?"
I slowly raised my head and saw the two of them standing in front of me unscathed. It was as if my attack just now had no effect at all.
"Brat, you've been grabbing my crotch for so long, have you grabbed enough? You feel good, don't you?"
I hurriedly let go and pushed a few meters away with both hands. Seeing the two of them walking towards me with lewd smiles on their faces, I knew that I had kicked an iron plate today. I was even more scared." Mom, they can actually smile so lewdly at a grown man like me!! Could it be that the two of them were in love? Could it be that I caught this guy's little brother and stimulated their desire to have sex? Or did they see that I was too handsome and want to have ideas about my little golden penis? Heavens! Could it be that beauties were really unlucky? It's not my fault that I'm handsome! I don't want to lose my integrity in my later years!"
Some people say that excessive fear can also produce courage. This is a bit like my current situation! I shouted and kicked their knees like two dragons out of the sea. Who knew that when I touched it, it was as if I had kicked a steel bar. It was so painful that tears were about to come out. But for love, my penis, and this family, I'll fight it out with you! The two of them couldn't help but be moved when they saw this. The lewd laughter from before also disappeared and was replaced by full concentration! The two of them took two steps back at the same time, as if they felt a dangerous aura! Two sharp auras erupted from their bodies.
"Stop!" The three of them were stopped by a sudden shout.
"Qianyi, be careful! They're dangerous, they're not good people!"
"They're not good people, but you are?”
How am I not a good person? I was confused by Qianyi's words.
"These two are Captain Wang Ling and Vice-Captain Zhang Qiang of the Criminal Investigation Team of the city police station. If you say they're not good people, who are they?”
No way, how could someone who was in love with XING become the captain of the criminal police?？？？Didn't they check their sexual orientation when they were hired? "But I saw them"
"Alright, stop talking! Let's talk inside!" Qianyi interrupted me.
It turned out that the sound of our fight had alerted Qianyi and the other three in the room. When they opened the door, they saw that Wang and Zhang were fighting with me, and they looked like they were going all out. He immediately shouted to stop her.
I brought the groceries back to the house. Yang Yan and Feifei were also very polite to them. They did not put on any airs. I'm puzzled. Why do girls nowadays like men who are in love with XING?？？Qianyi noticed that something was wrong with my expression. She came over and whispered,""Why are you still here? Quickly put the things out and greet the guests!”
Looking at the two men sitting so close together, goosebumps kept appearing on my skin, and I even felt like vomiting. Although I don't reject love (only for women), I still find it hard to accept it when I really meet it. Moreover, they wanted to scheme against me, so they were even more afraid! Who told me to have a hard life? I have to do things after receiving money from others. I actually have to sit on the stage of two men. My life is hard!
After putting down my things, I braced myself and went out to the living room. I tried my best to squeeze out a smile and greet the two of them. Then, I immediately found a seat furthest away from them and sat down. Seeing my awkward expression, Qianyi said,""We immediately called the police after Vivi was attacked. Captain Wang and Captain Zhang were in charge of investigating this case. For our safety, they personally came over to install cameras for us to monitor and protect us.”
Wang Qiang laughed (the guy without balls) and said,""Mr. Huang, good skills! If Qiangzi and I had practiced martial arts, we would probably be on the way to the hospital by now!”
I could hear the dissatisfaction in the other party's words."Damn it, no wonder people say that Shanghai men are not men. Why are they so petty?”"Captain Wang, Captain Zhang, I'm really sorry for what happened just now." I heard that Ms. Vivi was attacked twice, and I saw you guys installing a camera at the opposite door. I thought,"
"Hahahaha, Brother Wang, I told you this wasn't good! Look, we've been misunderstood as peeping toms!”Zhang Qiang laughed.
"And you said that you were the one who was slow. If you were faster, how could there be such a misunderstanding?”Then, Wang Ling said,"Mr. Huang, this is actually a misunderstanding. Don't take it to heart!"”
I thought to myself, If these two guys weren't glass, it would be pretty good to be friends!”So he immediately replied," Actually, I'm also in the wrong. I ambushed you two without asking clearly just now. You two captains, please forgive me! I apologize to the two of you here."
"Hahaha, we don't get to know each other without fighting. Even if today's matter is even, no one is allowed to take it to heart, okay?”Wang Qiang said.
"That's right, that's right!"”
At this moment, Wang Ling's phone rang. Daddy and Uncle Zhang Qiang are at work.”"Tell Mom not to wait for me tonight. You guys can sleep first tonight!”"Okay, bye!"
What was that? So these two guys weren't in love with XING? Damn it, I was scared to death just now! When I heard this, I finally felt relieved. I suddenly felt an indescribable good impression of the two of them! "Captain Wang, I want to ask you a question. Is it convenient?"”
"Mr. Huang, just say it!"
I asked awkwardly,"May I ask what the kung fu you just used to shrink in is called?"”
Wang Ling and Zhang Qiang looked at each other and were slightly stunned. Then, they laughed and said,"I thought it was something. So this was it? This is Body Hardening Technique. I practice Iron Shirt, and Zhang Qiang practices Thirteen Gangsters Brutal Training! When these two martial arts are practiced to the point where ordinary cold weapons can't hurt us! As for that move just now, it was just a small trick to shrink Yang into the abdomen!”
"Contraction of yang into the stomach. I wonder if the function of the balls will be affected if they are often shrunk into the stomach? Seeing that Wang Ling could get married and have children, there shouldn't be any side effects!”
While I was thinking, Zhang Qiang said,"Mr. Huang's light body technique that he used to rush over wasn't bad either!" It was so fast that Brother Wang and I couldn't react in time. Fortunately, our internal strength protected us on its own. Otherwise, our brothers would have been crippled for the rest of their lives!”Wang and Zhang laughed at the same time.
"Brother Qiang, some people don't have real martial arts, they only know some despicable and shameless tricks. Unlike you two, one of you is the three-time champion of mixed martial arts in the country, and the other is the two-time champion of the national public security system!”Yang Yan deliberately belittled me.
I rolled my eyes at him, but he deliberately turned his head and pretended not to see me. I was so angry!
"Yanyan, you're wrong! When we fight with bandits, life and death are up to fate. There is no such thing as being vulgar and noble. When Mr. Huang ambushed the two of us just now, he first kicked Zhang Qiang while moving at high speed, then instantly dodged my counterattack. Then, Wang Ling paused his food with an awkward expression and continued,"Then, he bent over and used Monkey Steals Peaches. If one did not have a certain amount of actual combat experience, they would definitely not be able to do it! Moreover, even the two of us weren't confident that we could withstand the saber qi from his hands at the end. Fortunately, Miss Peng appeared in time and we escaped this calamity!”
Yang Yan and Feifei were also shocked when they saw Zhang Qiang nodding in agreement! One had to know that the protective qi of the Body Hardening Technique was not something that could be done by someone of the same level or a little higher. It could only be done if one's strength was much higher than the other party's or if one hit the other party's weak spot! After all, Wang Zhang had always been the idol of the two girls. If even the two of them were not confident that they could take it, didn't that mean that the arrogant wolf in front of them was even stronger than Wang Ling and Zhang Qiang? This answer was something that the two little fellows absolutely could not accept.
After this incident, Wang Ling, Zhang Qiang, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of appreciation for each other. We chatted for a while before leaving! Just as she sent away the two kung fu detectives, Duo felt a sharp pain.
"Damn fatty, after chatting for so long, you still have work to do, right? Do you want us to die?" Seeing Qianyi's fierce expression, I didn't dare to say anything else. Without saying anything, I ran to the kitchen and started working. And my ending was that the four women in the supplies unanimously agreed that the food I cooked tasted good, so I took care of all the housework during the period of living in the living room. Furthermore, it was a 'first trial conviction, deprived of political rights for life, no appeal!”Forget it. Think about the 25,000 Red Army soldiers. Think about the revolutionary guerrillas. I can only endure it!
Just like that, a week passed.
After dinner that night, the four women could not stand the loneliness and requested to go shopping! Heavens, what time is it? There's a large group of assassins waiting for you to show your faces, and you actually took the initiative to run into the muzzle of a gun! It's over, it's over. This time, they must have killed him! But just as I was about to say something, Duo was grabbed. So I could only succumb to the power of the four strong women on the beach and accompany them on the adventure! Anyway, the police will protect us in secret, so there shouldn't be any danger.
It was unknown if the physiological structure of women was different from that of men. Why was it that when they usually did some housework, they would either feel pain here or hurt there, but when they arrived at the mall, it was as if they were possessed by a god, as if they had endless energy! They strolled from the first floor to the top floor, then from the top floor to the basement floor, but they didn't seem to be tired at all! And I became a coolie! As long as I have any complaints, it's not like I'm twisting a flower. That means I've promised you in the name of a man. For the sake of a man, I'll continue to endure even if I have to endure sh * t and pee! Lord! Can't you let them treat me in a gentler way at night? Why must you torture me so cruelly?
Finally, I reached home. As soon as I put down my things, I lay down and fell asleep without even taking off my clothes.
In the middle of the night, I felt my throat was extremely dry, so I wanted to get up to drink a glass of water. As soon as I got up, I heard movement in the hall. There was the sound of someone opening the window on the balcony. From the footsteps, it sounded like there was only one person. The four girls had been shopping for the entire night. In addition, they were sleeping behind closed doors, so they all slept like dead pigs! F * ck, with this level of skill, how could he protect others if he couldn't even protect himself?
I stood behind the door and tried to regulate my breathing, listening carefully to the sound of the footsteps approaching. That person seemed to know the situation in the room very well. He actually went straight to open the door to the room of Vivi and Yang Yan. It seems that there must be a traitor among us. For this woman of mine, for this family, I
Without waiting for the other party to open the door, I rushed forward and shouted,"Little thief, die!"
A familiar female voice called out,""Two Dragons Fighting for the Pearl!"
"Aiya ~~~!"
As I screamed, everyone in the house was alarmed. Qianyi and Feifei hurriedly ran over to turn on the lights! I saw Vivi hiding in a corner with a terrified look on her face. I was lying on the ground, covering my eyes and moaning in pain. Yang Yan was standing in front of me with a look of surprise!
Without a word, Qianyi grabbed my flower and pulled me into the living room. She didn't listen to my explanation at all and insisted that I was a pervert who had entered a girl's room in the middle of the night with ulterior motives. Then, ignoring my cries and wails, she stripped me naked and mercilessly opened the door. She stretched out her leg and kicked me out of the freezing corridor!
It turned out that he had been smoking in the middle of the night, so he went to the balcony to smoke. When I came back, I woke up and thought I had mistaken her for a killer. After she was defeated by me last time, she knew that close combat was her weakness, so she had been reading combat materials like anti-wolf techniques recently. She found that the two dragons fighting for the pearl was not bad, so she had been secretly practicing it recently. Just as I shouted and pounced on her, she instinctively reacted! This little slut is still a little slut. The moves she learned are also so despicable! You know that I'm innocent, but you're still adding fuel to the fire in front of Qianyi. Heaven and earth are heartless!
When the police, Old Wolf, and the others realized that something was wrong and rushed up from downstairs, they saw that my eyes were black from being beaten up. He just curled his lips and left with a smile. It was as if he was saying to me,"Little brat, you deserve to be unlucky!" Fortunately, Old Wolf was still a good friend. He knew that the four ladies were not easy to serve, so he got a short-sleeved T-shirt from somewhere. He said that he was afraid that I would scare the children in the neighborhood who went to school in the morning, so he used it to cover up my ugliness! Damn it, was he still human?
I'm dizzy, Old Wolf actually bought this penis according to his own size, and there's a Kung Fu Panda "A Bao" pattern on the chest! But it was better than nothing.
Finally, it was dawn. When our neighbor, Auntie Situ, sent her daughter to Lele's kindergarten, the little guy saw me and whispered to her mother,"Mom, brother Niannian looks like that Kung Fu Panda today!”It's over. The lofty image that I've painstakingly built in the hearts of the young girls has been destroyed just like that!
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