City Bitch
21 Chapter 21: Stepping on Poop and Kicking You to Death

Tie Lu Can

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As Shaoxie and Wen Feng left, the battle began once again!

Liu Mu's target was clear, so he was naturally the archer on the periphery of the opponent, Tai Shan! It was not undeserved that the arrow was difficult to defend against. As the saying went, an expert would know if it was real once he made a move. Liu Mu instantly pulled out the arrow, nocked the bow, and shot ten arrows with one bow!

Ten long arrows shot in the same direction at the same time! The crossbow in Tarzan's hand could also fire continuously. However, he relied on his equipment, which was much weaker than Liu Mu's ten arrows. After barely blocking seven arrows, the crossbow in his hand was also destroyed by the eighth arrow.

Finally, he had no choice but to dodge Tai Shan's attack. The ninth and tenth arrows flew past his chest, and the sharp force of the arrows tore a one-foot-long hole in his clothes. Blood instantly dyed his chest red.

As soon as the Mount Tai man landed, he felt a sense of danger again! However, it was not arrows this time, but Liu Mu!

Apart from his excellent archery skills, Liu Mu was also very good at close combat! In the blink of an eye, his right leg had already pierced through the opponent's heart with the "Hundred Steps Piercing Poplar" of Arrow Kick. Tai Shan didn't retreat but instead raised his fist and smashed it at Liu Mu's head! However, halfway through the punch, Liu Mu turned around and used his right fist to intercept the claypot sized fist, which was one of the moves of Arrow Fist," Then, Liu Mu turned his body and gathered all his power on his right toe to perform the ultimate skill of the Arrow Kick, the Drill Arrow Shooting the Sun.

This move gathered all the power in one's body and produced a sharp drilling force through rotation, which was specialized in breaking protective zhen qi. Mount Tai was only stronger than the average person. How could he withstand this kick? With a miserable cry, a shocking bloody hole was drilled out of his chest and he fell to the ground with his eyes wide open!

In the forest, the obscenity demon's ancestral skill, the Condor's Nine Seals, was fighting against Shiva's Indian Bone-Forging Skill!

After the completion of the Bone-Forging Technique, one could contract their muscles externally and turn them into bronze skin and iron bones. They could also move their tendons, bones, and joints at will. After a few rounds, the perverted demon realized that his opponent was not afraid of his Eagle Claw. In close combat, the opponent's attacks were even more crafty and strange. The various joints of the body could often attack at unexpected angles, making it impossible for him to guard against them!

Even though the [Condor's Nine Seals]'s twisting technique could not restrain Shiva, its swift and erratic movement technique and sharp claw force were still top-notch in the game! The two of them had their own stances, and for a time, they were still fighting hard!

The obscenity demon kept using Eagle Soaring Ten Thousand Mile Lightness Skill to harass the enemy, but he was not in a hurry to attack. His goal was to lure Shiva away from Qianyi. However, Shiva was also a cunning old fox. He had long seen through the other party's thoughts and refused to leave. The perverted demon was so anxious that he couldn't beat or leave! Shiva, on the other hand, did not have so many misgivings. His attacks became more and more vicious. If it was not for the great perverted demon's good lightness skill, he would have long been unable to take it!

"The people of the Celestial Dynasty are not allowed to move!" The perverted demon looked towards the source of the voice and saw that Qianyi was already being held by a red-haired man with a dagger against her neck. This person was Storm, who had not been seen in Shiva's team. The great obscenity demon immediately did not dare to act rashly!

"Looking at the light on your collar, you shouldn't be on the same team as this woman, right? Why do you have to work so hard?" Shiva said.

"She's my wife. Is this reason appropriate?”The great perverted demon said.

"Hahahaha, so you're a lover! Where's your team? Were they all dead? Why don't you all join my team?”

The perverted demon frowned and thought of a plan."We can consider this, but you have to let her go first! She was injured by you and needs treatment!”

However, Shiva was not so easily deceived. He said,""Of course, as long as you adjust the color of the collar to our team's color, I will naturally save her! After all, I'm desperate for talent now!”

Seeing that the other party did not fall for his trap, the perverted demon was also crying out in his heart. Storm suddenly put down Qianyi and turned around to stab her with his dagger! Clang! The three tornadoes had already blocked the three blades. At the same time, Ruan Wenfeng had already dashed out from the nearby bushes, picked up Qianyi, and left quickly.

When Shiva saw this, he immediately rushed over, but how could the great pervert let him be satisfied? The Eagle Soaring Ten Thousand Miles Lightness Skill, Unparalleled in Jianghu, had already swept over his head. The Eagle King Sun-Shattering Skill was unleashed once again, and the sharp claw force instantly locked onto the opponent! Shiva had no choice but to protect himself. He punched with both fists and fought with his claws!

When the claw and fist collided, the perverted demon immediately clenched his fist tightly. With a deep shout, he had already activated his ancestral internal skill, the Red Refined Divine Skill. The raging fire immediately ignited.

Shiva was shocked,"Red Refined Divine Art?"”

"Stinky Ah Cha, you know your stuff!" "Now it's my turn to perform!" the obscenity demon said sternly.”After saying that, he pushed the fire force to a higher level, and Shiva also transferred all his power to his arms to prevent the fire force from entering his body.

The snow wolf was facing Kumali at the waterfall.

The Flaming Blade's blade energy was able to overcome the opponent's traditional Russian martial arts, Hillside Toughness. If he couldn't get close to the snow wolf, all the knowledge he had learned would be useless. If he wasn't careful, he would be injured by the saber qi and burned by the fire force!

Seeing that his opponent wasn't strong enough, Kumoli didn't hold back. He slashed out several times in the air, blocking the opponent's path of retreat, forcing the snow wolf to fight him head-on! The snow wolf had been suppressed by his opponent. As an expert, he was also burning with anger. He put his hands together and suddenly released a cold air. Before the Flaming Saber Ray could get close, it was frozen into ice by the cold air emitted by the Snow Wolf!

Kumoli was stunned when he saw his opponent's skill in melting ice! The snow wolf took advantage of the situation and rushed forward, punching the other party in the face. Jiu Moli had just used up a lot of his zhenqi and his nose bridge had caved in before he could even catch his breath! This punch was unleashed by the snow wolf with all its strength, and what was even more terrifying was that it contained a bone-piercing cold air. Other than the sharp pain in his nose bridge, his head was numb and his reaction was slow.

At this moment, the snow wolf was taking revenge! First, he threw a " Fierce Tiger Shot " at Jiumoli's younger brother, then a " Rising Dragon Fist ". Every strike was filled with cold air! Poor Jiu Moli's little balls would definitely explode until the egg yolk flowed out. He might even be frozen into egg pudding. Moreover, there was only one shop!

The snow wolf moved behind Kumoli and used both its hands and legs to strangle his neck and waist, leaving no room for his opponent to resist! The qi gate at his waist and neck were both restricted, and he couldn't even muster up a single bit of true qi. His face turned ashen, and with the cold air entering his body, he suffocated to death after a few steps on the ground!

The burly man not far from the snow wolf said to the western swordsman.

As the burly man had been seriously injured before, he could only barely use the first layer of the Iron Skin Technique to fight. Moreover, he had to take care of the nearby gunmen. From the beginning, his hands and feet were tied. As time went on, his internal injuries were affected. Just as he forced the other party back, he spat out a large mouthful of blood. The Western swordsman once again thrust his sword forward in a spurt of energy. The burly man barely managed to use the only self-defense move in the Five-Star Battle Fist, the Five-Star Qi Shield. A red five-pointed star blocked the sword move.

The swordsman twisted his sword and shattered the five-star Qi shield like potato chips. He then took the opportunity to stab at the opponent's throat! The burly man was also a soldier who had experienced hundreds of battles. How could he back down at the last minute? He took a deep breath and gathered all his zhenqi in his throat, making it difficult for the sword to advance.

Just like that, the two of them began a wrestling battle. As long as the swordsman took a step forward, he would be able to kill his opponent. If the burly man took a step back, he would die on the spot! Under the constant pressure of the two, the sword gradually bent into a half-moon shape. At this moment, the burly man's internal injuries were triggered again. Blood continuously flowed out of his mouth and nose, but he still endured bitterly!

Although the gunner's serious injury and Old Wolf's death had nothing to do with the burly man, he had always been brooding over this matter! The burly man thought that if he lost, it would mean that the gunner behind him and his teammates who were still fighting would be in danger. Therefore, he would not allow himself to be so irresponsible and implicate others. Even if he died, he would drag someone down with him! Suddenly, the burly man felt his throat relax. A blood-red arrow appeared between the swordsman's eyebrows. His eyes rolled back and he died for no reason!

It turned out that Liu Mu had returned to the waterfall immediately after killing Tai Shan. He found that the burly man was at a disadvantage among the crowd! In addition, he had admired the bravery of Philip's soldiers during the battle against him, so he did not hesitate to pull out his arrows to help!

The burly man fell to the ground and panted heavily. At this time, the snow wolf also finished off its opponent and walked over. It sat down beside the burly man and took out a cigarette. The two of them looked at each other and laughed as if everything was said without saying anything! Liu Mu walked over slowly and said,""Snow Wolf, what kind of martial art did you use to release the cold energy just now?”

"That's the ability of our family to control the cold air." The snow wolf smiled. However, my level is too low. My sister's level is amazing! If I can go back, I'll introduce you to him!”The burly man and Liu Mu said nothing more after that. The three of them just sat there and watched my battle quietly!

These three guys were too unloyal. They were only chatting and smoking there and did not come over to help! Damn it, it was better to ask for help than to ask for help from others! I was facing the most powerful swordsman among the three of them. When this guy attacked me from both sides just now, I didn't think he was very powerful. Now, when I fought him one-on-one, he seemed to have changed into another person. Moreover, this guy didn't seem to be affected by his companion's death at all. He only paid attention to me. He was simply a natural battle maniac! And from the records in the ? True Dao Vein Scripture ?, I know that he used the Daoist's Four Appearances Six Harmonies Saber Technique! This set of saber techniques was from the Four Symbols, and its strength was from the Six Harmonies. Coupled with the unique lightness skill, the Eight Trigrams Step, it was even more powerful and unpredictable!

"Hey, hey, hey, you're bullying me with my bare hands! If you have the guts, put down your knife and we'll come again!" I shouted angrily.

"If you have the guts, find a saber and fight me!" The macheteman laughed evilly.”

F * ck, what kind of attitude is this? I'm going to complain to the consumer council about you! And those three bastards ignored my wails and sobs, and they just " observed and learned " from the side. They even commented on me from time to time. Lord Bao, I've been wronged!

After a long battle, I was already covered in knife wounds. Dao Gu took the opportunity to use the Storm Force! As the name suggested, the saber slashed down from all directions like a storm!

Fortunately, my Cloud Ladder was indeed a top-notch lightness skill. I managed to escape from the net of blades in time. He even took advantage of the strong wind caused by the saber qi to circle around the machetemen. Just as the macheteman was dazzled by my Lightness Skill and revealed his flaws, he immediately changed to the Z-step of Wing Chun Fist to force his horse to break the opponent's center of gravity. His right hand "arm" clung tightly to his opponent's right hand holding the knife to affect the execution of his saber technique. At the same time, he turned his horse and used "sideways right elbow". The macheteman could not react in time, and blood instantly burst out of his left eye socket. Then, he used his right hand to hold his right wrist tightly. As soon as he used his left hand to break the bridge, the macheteman's right elbow joint was immediately dislocated. However, he gritted his teeth and still held the steel knife in his hand tightly. I didn't hold back and gave him another heavy punch to recover the profits. The machetemen was blasted far away!

I didn't wait for him to stand up and immediately jumped up again. The macheteman was also a tough man. He gritted his teeth and swallowed the blood that was about to spurt out. He grabbed his right arm with his left hand and forcefully pulled and pushed to reattach his dislocated elbow joint. He raised his machete and charged at me again!

The machetemen didn't dare to be careless anymore. His machete skills became even more fierce and overbearing, leaving me no chance to get close at all.

"What should we do? What should he do? Everyone has finished fighting and I'm the only one left. I'm so embarrassed!!!!”Just as my heart was in pain, I suddenly remembered the torchlight-like thing that the shooter gave me before. He even said that it was the latest product of some stupid weapon development company in the United States! I hurriedly used my qinggong to turn around and run. I took off my backpack and ran while searching. Finally, I found it! However, before he could figure out how to use it, the machetemen killed him again!

"I say, big brother, you can't go back on your word! Even if you want to hang yourself, you still need to catch your breath. You won't get a full attendance award for doing this!”I shouted as I ran.

No matter how hard he tried, there was no reaction from this damn thing. It looked like a flashlight! F * ck you, Gunner, you lied to me! At this moment, the blade flashed. The burly man and the others didn't expect me to stand there and be eaten by others. It was too late to save me! I instinctively raised my hand to block it, but at this moment, my finger seemed to have touched something. Suddenly, with a hum, a light beam as thick as a lamp suddenly appeared at the front of the "flashlight". With a bang, it actually blocked the blade that was coming down on me. Sparks flew in all directions. The steel knife in the macheteman's hand was actually melted in two by the light beam emitted by the "flashlight". The macheteman hurriedly retreated when he saw this!

At this moment, the macheteman, the snow wolf, the burly man, and Liu Mu were all surprised. We shouted in unison,"Star Wars?"

Hahahaha, I'm rich this time! Damn it, you were so satisfied chasing me just now, and now you're still not dead? This time, it's my turn to show off! I hummed the Star Wars theme song and launched a crazy attack. I chopped off his head, waist, and feet! This caused the macheteman without a saber to dodge left and right in a very sorry state! This time, I've taken revenge for everything, and my anger has also eased!

"Hey, hey, hey, you're bullying me with my bare hands! If you have the guts, put down that strange sword of yours and we'll come back empty-handed!”The macheteman shouted angrily.

Eh? Why did this line sound so familiar? Where have I heard it before? Forget it, let's talk after the fight! I smiled evilly and said,"If you have the guts, find another knife and fight me!"”The macheteman was on the verge of tears! What a disgrace! Looking at his helpless look, I feel so good!

In the end, I decided to focus my firepower on the most obvious weakness of his entire body-the little ~~~ chicken ~~~ chicken ~~~!

This made the macheteman even more afraid. I haven't seen his reaction and speed so fast since we started fighting! Damn it, he actually dodged all fifteen strikes in a row! In my anger, I suddenly squatted down and swept him down with a sweeping kick. I jumped into the air and shouted," Unique skill----

The high temperature emitted by the light sword could even melt a large sword made of steel. A body of flesh and blood was no different from paper in front of such a high-tech weapon! The macheteman lost his balance and could not dodge. The only thought in his mind was: " I'm dead this time!

The aura of death enveloped the macheteman's entire body. He could not avoid it. He could only close his eyes and wait for death to arrive! He only felt a pain on his forehead and a burst of heat. Although it was very painful, he did not seem to have died! Or was this the feeling of death? Something's not right? How could it still hurt after death? Why did he still need to breathe?

The macheteman opened one of his eyes and saw me standing in front of him with a "flashlight" in my hand. The laser blade in my hand actually disappeared at this critical moment! I don't know what's going on either. I only know that trouble is coming again!

It turned out that maintaining the state of the beam saber required a lot of energy, so it needed to be charged before each use. After I got this thing, I didn't pay attention to it. I didn't even read the manual! The reason why he was able to use it was because of the original battery of the weapon. It was the same principle as the battery of a new phone! And I recklessly pushed the energy to the maximum, and now all the energy is exhausted!

"It can't be, right? Such a big prank? There was no battery at this time! This thing was definitely not imported. It was definitely a domestic knockoff!”

Just as I was feeling depressed, the macheteman had already reacted. He waved the knife in his right hand and immediately knocked away the most threatening "flashlight" in my hand. Then, he stabbed the knife in his left hand straight into my dantian. Fortunately, I reacted fast enough and raised my knee in time to block it! Just like that, we began a new round of hand-to-hand combat!

In the forest, the obscenity demon used the Eagle King Breaking the Sun to grab Shiva's hands and force him to compete with his internal energy!

The fire force of the Red Refinement Divine Technique was forced out endlessly, making Shiva feel his throat and tongue dry as if the water and blood in his body were about to evaporate. However, he was unable to break free from the other party's grip! The only thing he could do now was to use all the internal strength in his body to resist the invasion of the fire force, hoping to support himself until the storm defeated the opponent!

However, Shiva's idea could never be realized, because Shaoxie saw a flaw in Storm and twisted his left hand. Storm lost its center of gravity due to the interaction of the joints, and its body could not help but spin in the air. Shaoxie gripped his dagger tightly and swung it down. Storm did not even have the time to scream before his head had already bid farewell to his body!

When Shiva saw Storm's death, he was instantly terrified. Taking advantage of the moment when his opponent was distracted, the perverted demon forced out all his internal strength in one go!

" Spare me! Ah!" Before Shiva could even beg for mercy, the fire force invaded his meridians. Just as he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood, his neck was suddenly wrapped by a vine. It was Ruan Wenfeng, who had returned after settling Qianyi down. She jumped down from the tree with one end of the tree vine. Shiva became a burning man and struggled in the air. In the end, he turned into a charred corpse and fell to the ground!

The perverted demon was lying on the ground panting heavily, so tired that he could not even speak! Wen Feng gave him a faint smile. She picked up the unconscious Qianyi from the grass not far away and ran towards the waterfall. Shaoxie also came over to help him up and left!

The only thing left is the battle between me and the machetemen! [Wing Chun Fist] VS [Four Appearances Six Harmonies Knife Hands]. My Wing Chun Eight Hands can resist wind, rain, lightning, and thunder.

Between the two of us, one is like a mantis stalking a cicada, slashing wildly with two blades, and the other is like an eight-backed Buddha, sealing and closing! The sabersman couldn't take it down after a long time. He put his palms together and combined the two forces of "wind and thunder" into two sabers! At this moment, I also changed my style and used the "Power of Storms in Eight Directions" that the machetemen had used before to block the Wind and Thunder Dual Blades!

The macheteman was shocked when he saw me use my ultimate move! However, what shocked him even more was that my left hand suddenly emitted a fire force, and the hand blade chopped down on this guy's head!

"Flaming Saber Technique? Beacon Flame Slash?" The macheteman could no longer suppress the shock in his heart and shouted.

It was the simulation ability of my [Formless Divine Art]. When I was fighting with Kumoli and the macheteman, I used the [Formless Divine Art] to invade their meridians and replicate the macheteman's moves and Kumoli's Flaming Saber's cultivation method!

My move really scared the macheteman out of his wits. Without thinking, he flipped five times in a row to avoid it! Actually, I can only simulate the effects and moves. As for the power, it depends on the strength of my internal energy. After all, my power is similar to his. Even if we fight head-on, at most, both sides will suffer. However, the sudden attack did scare him! That was why he chose to retreat!

After all, the macheteman was a warrior who had experienced hundreds of battles. He quickly regained his composure. No matter how I changed my moves, I couldn't take advantage of him anymore!

Seeing that my fist moves were useless, I changed my moves and used my modified Flaming Kick Blade! As the saying goes, an inch longer is an inch stronger. The machetemen's hand blades were not as long as my feet, so it suddenly became less offensive and more defensive. However, this guy's defense is also very good. No matter how fast my leg techniques are, I can't break through his defensive circle! At this moment, Shaoxie and the others had also returned with Qianyi on their backs. When the perverted demon saw me, he shouted loudly,"Why hasn't it been settled after so long? Your kung fu is too bad!”

This time, it was my turn to be anxious. I could lose face in front of anyone, but I couldn't lose face in front of this bastard! I let out a wild cry to increase my power, then flew out and kicked. However, the macheteman reacted even faster. He dodged to the side and used the momentum to push me from behind! Due to the momentum of my charge, I couldn't stop and had to take five or six steps forward before I could stabilize my body!

At this moment, I suddenly felt something soft under my feet. It was as if I was stepping on mud. When I looked down, it was actually a pile of shit! Was there a mistake? Which Kiba was so unethical to actually take a dump here? No wonder it was so smelly! Thinking about it carefully, it seemed like I pooped after eating, so I didn't dare to scold him anymore!

As the saying goes, if a disaster doesn't "sh * t", there will be good fortune in the future! In the thousandth of an incense's time, I made a decision that could change the outcome of the battle. In the end, the entire situation was reversed!

Without a word, I stepped on the pile of shit. At this time, the macheteman seemed to know my intention and his face turned ashen!

Just like that, the famous Stinky Shit Flaming Kick Blade was born! With a tiger's roar, I pounced once again and used my full strength! At this moment, facing the smelly and black feces under my shoes, I could only hide. I didn't even dare to block it. After all, no expert would dare to use their hands to play with feces!

As the weeds near the poop blocked the true appearance of the poop, the people outside the battlefield were also confused! The snow wolf frowned and asked the burly man,""Buddy, how did your brother's martial arts suddenly improve so much? Just now, he could only fight evenly with his opponent. Why did he turn into chasing after his opponent after the flying kick?”

The burly man was also confused, but he still pretended to be profound and said,"Mm, it's just as I thought! Tactics, this was definitely his tactic!”

"Oh!" The snow wolf suddenly understood. I understand now! He must have shown weakness to his opponent first, figured out his opponent's strategy, and then launched an unexpected attack! High, really high!"

Although Liu Mu's eyesight was much better than the average person, he didn't notice my feet. Therefore, I was also confused and could only think that everything was my strategy based on what the burly man said! As for the others, they were even more confused.

The audience was confused, but the machetemen in the arena knew their own suffering! He had fought countless battles in his life, but he had never met such a shameless opponent. He couldn't beat him, but he played with sh * t! He had never seen such a disgusting move in his life, which made him very passive!

As the saying goes, if you are afraid of fighting, you must fight. On the battlefield, the brave will win. The more you retreat, the faster you will lose! I kicked my left foot in the groin, and the saberman hurriedly pushed back. Who knew that this move was a feint, and the right hand's "Sun Character Punch" was the real one! His heart was hit, and he instinctively retreated again! Retreat again, and I'll use the Azure Dragon Three Leaves Cave to kick his face, heart, and dantian! The macheteman raised his hand to cover his face without thinking. After all, internal injuries were better than eating sh * t! But this time, it was still a feint. While his vision was blocked, I used my right foot to kick out the evolved version of my famous ultimate skill, the Smelly Shit Smelling Kick!

"Ah ~~~" The macheteman covered his small knife and lay on the ground, screaming! I didn't let him off easily. I jumped up and used the ultimate skill of Wang Xiaohu, the king of kicks in the Hong Kong comic "Dragon and Tiger"--the Stone-Crushing Kick. I stepped on the macheteman's face and let out Bruce Lee's classic cry,"I'll hit ~~~~~ Yayayaya!”

The macheteman's mouth was still twisted by the foot that was covered in feces. The crisp sound of bones cracking rang out one after another!

The macheteman's face was injured and he instinctively opened his mouth to scream. Who knew that as soon as he opened his mouth, a foot shadow with a stench fell on his face. I was stimulated and instinctively took a deep breath. At this moment, as I kept twisting my feet, a piece of feces mixed with dust entered his stomach along with his breath. In an instant, blood mixed with gastric juice sprayed out!

Pointing at the macheteman's corpse, he said,""I'm not well-educated. Don't lie to me! We Chinese are definitely not sick men of East Asia!”

"You, you're so…so…so cheap, so…disgusting!”The macheteman struggled and cursed.

I whispered to him,"Humph, little guy, is shit delicious?" A pile of shit can kick you to death!"

The macheteman felt pain in his heart once again. He remembered that he had just swallowed a piece of shit. His abdomen churned again, and blood and gastric juice spurted out again.

"No matter what, you're still an expert. Everyone cherishes heroes. I'll give you a quick death!”I said seriously.

"Good! Do…do it!" After saying that, the saberman closed his eyes and waited for death to arrive.

So, he turned into a four-level horse, and his butt was facing the macheteman's face as he roared,"Qi Cannon, five consecutive shots!"

"Bu ~~~ Bu ~~~" As a warm current mixed with a strong stench burst out from his anus, the heavily injured macheteman was lying on the ground, breathing heavily! Suddenly, a strong stench that was more terrifying than a biochemical weapon was inhaled into his body through his nose and mouth!

The macheteman frowned, and his face instantly became distorted! With his hands on his throat, he could not help but struggle on the ground for a while. If he could not catch his breath, he would be finished! When he died, he kept vomiting white foam and a liquid that could not be distinguished from blood or gastric juice.

The macheteman had never thought that he would be defeated by a b * tch, a pile of shit, and a Qi Cannon! I didn't know if he was still reluctant to part with this world, but I realized that a second before he died, his eyes were filled with helplessness and humiliation, as well as the tears that stopped in his eyes!!!!

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