In an ancient castle in Rome, our team, the pervert, and three other men and a woman were having a meal in the dining room. The collars on our necks have all disappeared, and we've suddenly appeared in Rome. What's going on?
I have to start from the battle between me and the machetemen a week ago.
After we ended the battle, the burly man told me about Old Wolf's death. Although we didn't spend a lot of time together, it was only a few short months. I had been alone since I woke up. In my heart, I had long treated Qianyi, the burly man, and the other two as my family. Now that she knew that Old Wolf had died an unnatural death, she felt even more uncomfortable and could not help but cry.
The burly man couldn't help but cry when he saw this."Brother, it's all my fault! It was me who harmed Old Wolf. If you want to blame someone, blame me! If you don't want to kill me, I'll do it!"
"It's none of your business. If you want to blame someone, blame the Tojo family bastards. If I get out, I'll definitely wipe out the Tojo family!”I cried as I continuously punched the ground with my fists, as if this was the only way to slightly calm the anger and pain in my heart. Even though my fists were bleeding, I didn't feel anything.
At this time, even the perverted demon who was at odds with me stopped smiling, while Ruan Wen Feng and Snow Wolf kept comforting us. As for Liu Mu and Lian Shaoxie, they still maintained their usual cold looks, but at this moment, their eyes could not help but reveal a trace of sadness.
After that, the burly man told him what had happened at that time. As he spoke, he even talked about the past when they served in the armed police force together. After everyone heard this, they were all filled with respect. Even the coldest Shaoxie's eyes revealed respect! After saying that, she exchanged a glance with Liu Mu, then said that she was going out to look for something, and then left.
Twenty minutes later, the two of them returned with Old Wolf's corpse. " They are all real soldiers," Liu Mu said." The bones of heroes should be brought back to the motherland for burial! He shouldn't stay here and be a lonely ghost!”
The burly man nodded. With tears in his eyes, he said in a choked voice,"Thanks!"
Thus, the obscenity demon and I used fire energy to cremate the old wolf's corpse. They saluted the burning man, Snow Wolf, Liu Mu, Ruan Wenfeng, and Lian Shaoxie. As the flames dissipated, their bodies turned into ashes. The burly man and I took off our clothes and carefully wrapped up our brother's ashes in case we missed a trace. Then we put them into our backpack.
Just as we finished sending Old Wolf off, another team was attracted by the smoke rising from the cremation and quickly surrounded us! As the other party had occupied the high ground and their cooperation was very tacit, they were definitely stronger than the previous two teams. In addition, we had to take care of Qianyi and the gunner who had been unconscious, so we were quickly captured by the other party!
The opponents were all Caucasians, four men and one woman. Their collars were flashing with orange light. Six cold guns were pointed at our heads. A six-foot-tall man walked out, looked at me, then pointed at me and said a lot of words in a language that we couldn't understand. At this time, the snow wolf looked at me and started to talk to him. I had no idea what they were talking about, but I knew it had something to do with me.
Then the snow wolf told me that the other party asked me where I got the ring on the silver chain on my neck. I told him that I had lost my memory and that he was beside me when I woke up. After saying that, the snow wolf translated my words to the other party.
Then, the Caucasian man said to me in very authentic Mandarin,"I'm Alan from the Italian mafia Joseph family. Joseph, your ring is a keepsake of our family. It has a very important meaning to our family. I hope you can return it to me. Then I'll let you off as a repayment!”
"I have six guns pointed at me.”I took the ring in my hand and said,"But I have a condition. It's not just me, but all of us." Anyway, we've already taken care of two teams. We all have a week to survive. There's no need to kill them all, right?”
That guy didn't get angry after hearing my words. Instead, he smiled and said,"Do you think you have the right to bargain with me?”After saying that, he pointed the pistol at my forehead.
My heart was beating faster than it had ever been since I woke up. It was even faster than when I was secretly "peeping" at Vivi in the shower. However, I'm betting my life now. If I lose, not only will I die, but even Qianyi and the burly man won't be able to escape! So I pretended to be ruthless and circulated my inner qi to the peak."Then let's see if I can destroy this ring before you kill me!”At the same time, he released his inner strength, causing the ground beneath his feet to crack.
Aren looked at him with a hint of admiration, and the three people beside him also looked surprised. Only a big guy said disdainfully,"Yellow pig, are you doing acrobatics?"
Hearing his words, Aren revealed a trace of displeasure. Then, he glanced at the red-haired woman beside him, who shook her head to indicate that he could not win. "Alright, you won the bet!" Aren said. I can let you go, but I want to bet with you!”
"Bet on what?"
"It's very simple. Now that you're in my hands, as long as I kill you, this game will end and I can go home. But this ring is very important to me, so I must get it. So I want to give you a chance. As long as you can defeat this big American behind me with your bare hands, I will let you go and let you all leave. How about it?”
"What if I lose?"
"You're leaving your life in this primitive forest that never sees the sun! Then, I'll let the seven people behind you join my team. This way, there will be exactly twelve people. We can form a team. Anyway, there are only two teams left. Hahaha, don't even think about it. You don't have a choice!”
There was no other choice. This was the only way to remove the threat of the collar and leave. This was the only way!
I was up against Daniel, a big American. He was seven feet tall and his muscles were very well-developed. An AK47 was no different from a toy in his hands. Before we start, we will look at each other. Neither of us is willing to lose to the other in terms of aura. Looking at this guy's fierce face, I thought that he didn't understand Chinese anyway, so I couldn't help but scold him,"You motherf * cker, did you grow up eating sh * t? I'll eat you until you're as big as a gorilla!”
With the sound of Alan's gunshot, the duel officially began. Daniel was like a tiger that had just escaped from its cage. He waved his fists at me and said in Chinese that was even more fluent than mine,"Yellow pig, your mother is the gay chicken who grew up eating sh * t!”
Oh my god! This guy actually knows Chinese! This time, he really caught a bug and stuffed it into his pants! "Wait!" I hurriedly said.
Daniel stopped and said angrily,"Yellow pig, what are you trying to do?"”
Hahaha, I was just casually saying that this idiot actually stopped! It seemed that he was really a brainless idiot! The best way to deal with this kind of guy who isn't very intelligent but has amazing strength is obviously to outsmart him, so I decided to use Brother Benshan's ultimate move to fool him to death!
I recalled the plot of " Buying Crutches " and then looked at his feet with a serious face."You're sick!"
"What did you say? You're the one who's sick! I'll kill you!"
"If you don't believe me, take a few steps with me and see! I can't escape anyway. Are you worried that I'll sneak attack you? With your strength, do you think you'll be worried about me ambushing you?”
Daniel thought about it and agreed. He just wanted to see what tricks the other party was up to! So she followed behind me. As I walked, I began to limp. Hahaha, I didn't expect this idiot to learn from me and hobble! At this time, I couldn't help but admire Brother Benshan in my heart. I thank CCTV for bringing such an educational and practical program to the people of the country! It was simply a classic!
"Eh? Why is my leg lame? What was going on? What happened?" Everyone in Aren's team was stunned. Even Snow Wolf and Ruan Wenfeng's eyes popped out! On the other hand, the burly man, the perverted demon, Liu Mu, and Shaoxi covered their mouths and kept laughing secretly. They thought to themselves, How dare he use such a boring and dirty trick? The most shocking thing is that he actually succeeded! There was really news to read even if one did not die at a hundred years old! Awesome! As expected of an awesome person!
"See, I'm not wrong! Whether your feet are sick or not, it will be obvious after a few steps!”I said with an expert look.
" What's going on?" Daniel asked in horror." Tell me, what's going on?"”
"Has your foot been injured before?”
"Yes, yes? He had been injured by a bullet before, but the doctor said that it was only a flesh wound. It would not affect his body after he recovered!”
"Sigh, how can Western medicine compare to our thousands of years of Chinese medicine?" I said regretfully. It was a pity that his good leg was going to be crippled!”
"You, you, what did you say? Make ~ make it clear! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
"This is a hidden injury. It was originally nothing, but the surgery was not done cleanly. It left behind a hand and now it has become a hidden injury! After you go home, hurry up and settle your funeral matters! Unless…"
"Unless what?"
"Forget it, you won't believe me even if I tell you!"
"Tell me, tell me quickly, I believe you!”
"Unless you amputate your feet, you'll become an idiot in a few months!”
" You lied to me. I'll kill you!" Daniel was about to pounce on me and fight me to the death, but there was only fear in his eyes.
"Wait!" I stopped him and shook my head."I knew you wouldn't believe me! How about this, I'll do a test with you, okay?”
"What test?"
"It's just a few brain teasers from the second grade of elementary school! Let's see if your IQ is unknowingly dropping rapidly!”
"Nonsense! If you want to come, then come to the fifth grade!"
I really wanted to laugh out loud when I heard that. It was actually exactly the same as Fan Wei's reaction in the skit, praising Brother Benshan! Thank you CCTV!
I forced myself to resist the urge to laugh and said to him,"Ask, under what circumstances is one plus one equal to three?”
Daniel answered without thinking," Yes, it's equal to two, not three!”
"Wrong!"
"How is it wrong? You must be lying to me!"
"Since you think I'm lying to you, why don't you wait for the audience to answer!”I pointed at the burly man and the others.
"One plus one equals three if the calculation is wrong!”
"You're picking words. It doesn't count!" Daniel roared.
“NO,NO,NO,NO,NO! My question and the corresponding correct answer were jointly developed by 30 psychology professors at the University of Cambridge to test the IQ of children before the age of 15. Would they lie to you?”
I brought up the professor from the University of Cambridge. Daniel has nothing to say now! "Then do it again!" he said.
"Listen up! A driver was driving on the road when he suddenly saw a monkey in a tree with its back facing him. He immediately braked. Do you know why?”
Daniel thought for a long time and said," Because he was afraid of killing the monkey!”
"How can a monkey hit a tree? No, no, guess again."
"He raised the monkey. He wants to bring the monkey home.”
"No, no, I'll give you another chance!”
"The monkey was pooping on the car from the tree. He didn't want to dirty the car, so he braked!”
I punched the back of his head and scolded,"Idiot, why would a monkey poop on a tree? Do you think everyone poops like you? You don't believe me when I say you're sick? Big pervert, tell him the answer!"
The perverted demon suppressed his laughter and said,""Because he saw that Monkey's butt was red and thought it was a red light, so he braked!”
Daniel came to a realization. At this moment, even Alan and the other members could not help but laugh. It seemed that this guy's popularity in the team was really bad. Otherwise, why hadn't anyone come out to remind him?
I didn't care so much, so I changed the " plot " and asked a new question,""I know you're not convinced. Let's do it again! The problem is that you are locked in a sealed room with another gay boyfriend. You are inferior to him in terms of speed, strength, reflexes, and endurance. Now, that gay boyfriend is forcing you to have a super friendly relationship with him. Do you choose to f * ck him or be f * cked by him?”
Daniel answered without thinking, Of course I'll f * ck him!”
"Wrong, wrong!" When this question came out, not to mention Aren and the others, even the burly man and the others were confused.
"Why is it wrong?"
"Do you have any desire for a man?”
"You won't?"
I looked at his crotch and laughed sinisterly. Would Xiao's little brother be able to get hard?”
Daniel replied firmly,""Definitely not!"
"Since you can't get hard in front of him, how are you going to do him? Since you can't kill him, you can only be killed by others, idiot! If I say you're stupid, your mother won't admit it!”I knocked the back of his head again.
"What's going on? What happened to me? Why? Why can't I do anything?" Daniel screamed. At this moment, he was on the verge of a mental breakdown!
Seeing that my mental attack had succeeded, I prepared to attack another city. Just as she was about to use her ultimate move, Shi Qianyi's voice sounded. She said weakly,""Fatty, who is this person? How could he be so stupid? How could he be fooled by you like this?”
It was too late for me to stop her. Although her voice was not loud, everyone in the hall could hear her clearly. Actually, other than the silly Daniel, everyone else already knew that I was bluffing. It was just that no one exposed it. At this moment, Qianyi revealed this secret that she couldn't tell anyone. Seeing the burly man and the others covering their eyes with their hands, I knew that trouble was coming for me!
Daniel knew that he had been tricked. He immediately charged at me like a raging bull. He had no choice but to fight head-on! Because I had already used up more than half of my internal strength in the previous battles and the other party's brute force was shocking, I was sent flying without any suspense. Although there were no internal injuries, his blood was boiling and his right hand was numb!
He had just steadied his feet when Daniel charged forward again.
"Wait!" I shouted as I dodged the attack.
"Yellow pig, are you trying to lie to me again? I won't believe you anymore!" Daniel said, but his hands did not stop. He forced me to struggle left and right. I was in a sorry state!
This guy's skin is tough and his flesh is thick. In my current state, if I hit him ten times, this bull might not feel pain, but if I hit him once, I'll definitely be finished! "Do you think I can fool you, as tall and mighty as you are?" I asked hurriedly.”
As the saying goes, flattery will not wear out even if you wear it a thousand times. When Daniel heard what I said, he immediately showed a smug look and stopped."That's true!"
"That's right! I told you, big brother, you're not only handsome and suave, you're simply a dragon among men, the king of all beasts, and a lady killer! If I were a woman, I would definitely take the initiative to give myself to you without hesitation!”
Daniel was successfully fooled by me again! In this Moment, he didn't have any intention of killing me. He had long been coaxed by my words into flying in the Three Realms and wandering in the void!
However, at this moment, the big pervert who had always had a "grudge" with me, the big b * tch, wanted to go against me and say,"Haha, this big water buffalo is really stupid. How could he be deceived again? His IQ is not just ordinary!”
I glared at him angrily. When I looked at Daniel, I realized that his face was twisted with anger, and the veins on his head were bulging. It was as if he would not stop until he tore me apart! He raised his fist and wanted to kill me on the spot!
He had no choice but to use the ultimate move he copied from " My Own Swordsman." Hopefully, it would be effective! Bodhisattva, please bless me!
"Don't come over. Zi once said that force can't solve the problem!”
Daniel stopped and asked,"What?"”
I blurted out,"Spirit!”The people on the sidelines were instantly shocked!
" You dare to fool me when you're about to die?" Daniel said angrily. Give me your life!"
"Wait, you can kill me, but why do you want to kill me?”I asked loudly.
"You lied to me in front of so many people, so I'm going to kill you!" Daniel said.”
"How do you know I lied to you?"
Daniel pointed at the pervert and said,"He said it!"”
"How do you know he's not lying to you? What evidence do you have to say that I lied to you?”
Daniel was stunned by my words! He was not good at talking to begin with, so he did not know what to say! So I continued,"No wonder everyone says you're stupid, but you don't admit it!"”
"Who dares to say that I'm stupid? I'll kill him!"
"You're not stupid? Then tell me, what is the origin of life? Where did time begin? Where is the edge of the space?"
"I…How would I know!”
I said,"Then let's change the topic. Actually, there's always been a problem with you!" Who am I?"
"I am me!"
"Daniel? No, this was just a name, a code name! You can be called Daniel, I can be called Daniel, they can all be! What would happen after removing this code name? And who are you?"
Daniel's mind was in a complete mess. He thought for a long time before saying,""I…I don't know! I don't need to know either!"
Looking at this poor child, I continued to use my mental attack: "Okay, okay, okay. Then answer my other question. Who am I?”
"Didn't you already ask this question just now?”
"No, no, no. I was asking myself just now. Now, I'm asking myself!”
Daniel's thoughts became even more chaotic." What's the difference?”
I laughed in my heart,"For example, when I use my code name to talk to you, your code name is also me!" What did this mean? Does this mean that you are me, and I am you?”
Daniel thought for a moment and shook his head desperately.""Is there any meaning to this question?”
"Then I'll ask a few meaningful questions. Where did I come from? Go to hell? Why did I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to this world? Did the world choose me? Or did I choose the world?"
" Enough!" Daniel finally could not take it anymore.
But I have my own freedom. I can't be bothered to care about his feelings! "Do I have a connection with the world?" I asked quickly. Was there an end to the universe? Was there a time limit? Where did the past time go? Where did the time in the future stop? Is the question I'm asking the same question you just heard?”
Daniel completely exploded and roared,""I'm going to kill you!"
Not willing to be outdone, I shouted even louder,"Who killed me? And who did I kill?"
Daniel broke down. His eyes were wide open, but his gaze was dull and lifeless. He was completely immersed in my question after question. After thinking for a long time, he said with a trembling voice,"It's ~ It's me ~ Kill me!"!!”
"Correct answer! Add points, add full marks! Do it!"
After hearing my words, Daniel looked at his hands in horror. He then took out his pistol and shouted as he shot at his temple with all his might! The entire world fell silent! Everyone present was shocked by this scene!
"Amitabha! Hu Hai is boundless. Benefactor, you can go on your journey in peace! I wish you happiness! Good, good!" I took a deep breath and said,"It proves once again that knowledge is power!" YES!”
At this moment, both my team and Aren's team were completely "conquered" by me!
In the end, the three men and one woman in Aren's team surrendered to us and joined our team along with the perverted demon. When their collars were all adjusted to the same color as ours, the collars would automatically open, and this game that harmed people--"Battle Royale" would finally end!
However, the nightmare of the Tojo family had officially begun!
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